Momswap - Sarah Jessie & Alaina Taylor - Stars, Stripes & Wieners Memorial Day Swap Subtitles

At 00:00:17,818, Character said: Hi honey.

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At 00:00:18,818, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:00:19,818, Character said: I've been meaning to tell you ever since you came home from deployment.

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At 00:00:22,818, Character said: I missed you ever since you've been in the army.

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At 00:00:25,818, Character said: I'm glad you're home.

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At 00:00:26,818, Character said: Oh, I missed you too.

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At 00:00:27,818, Character said: I'm glad to be back.

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At 00:00:28,818, Character said: I missed you so much and keep things going.

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At 00:00:32,818, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:00:33,818, Character said: Do you want me to take care of that for you?

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At 00:00:37,818, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:00:38,818, Character said: But you know we're going to have to leave after the break's over.

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At 00:00:41,818, Character said: No, please don't leave me again.

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At 00:00:44,818, Character said: Oh, I miss this.

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At 00:00:47,818, Character said: I always take care of you.

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At 00:00:49,818, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:00:59,818, Character said: Oh, so say Memorial Day weekend is coming up.

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At 00:01:01,818, Character said: We should do something together.

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At 00:01:03,818, Character said: Yeah, I was actually just about to say the same thing.

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At 00:01:05,818, Character said: Oh, perfect.

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At 00:01:06,818, Character said: What do you think we should do?

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At 00:01:07,818, Character said: I was thinking we could invite some friends over and maybe have a barbecue.

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At 00:01:11,818, Character said: Oh, I love that idea, sweetie.

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At 00:01:12,818, Character said: Let's do that.

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At 00:01:13,818, Character said: Um.

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At 00:01:14,818, Character said: Do you think that your friend Sage would want to come?

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At 00:01:16,818, Character said: I remember him.

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At 00:01:17,818, Character said: Oh yeah, definitely.

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At 00:01:18,818, Character said: Give me a sec, stepmom.

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At 00:01:19,818, Character said: Let me shoot him a call.

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At 00:01:20,818, Character said: Oh, good.

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At 00:01:21,818, Character said: Oh, let him know that he can invite his stepmom too.

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At 00:01:26,818, Character said: Yeah, for sure.

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At 00:01:27,818, Character said: Sage, what's up, buddy?

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At 00:01:29,818, Character said: How you doing?

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At 00:01:30,818, Character said: Hey, what's up, dude?

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At 00:01:32,818, Character said: Hey, so I was wondering if you and your stepmom were doing anything for Memorial Day?

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At 00:01:41,818, Character said: No.

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At 00:01:42,818, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:43,818, Character said: I mean, me and my stepmom were thinking maybe we throw a barbecue and we were wondering

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At 00:01:50,818, Character said: if you and your stepmom wanted to join us.

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At 00:01:55,818, Character said: Barbecue.

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At 00:01:56,818, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:57,818, Character said: I'm not doing anything more to the side.

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At 00:01:58,818, Character said: We can do that.

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At 00:01:59,818, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:00,818, Character said: Right on, man.

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At 00:02:01,818, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:02,818, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:03,818, Character said: Can absolutely do that.

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At 00:02:04,818, Character said: Hey, what are you doing?

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At 00:02:05,818, Character said: I'm not doing anything.

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At 00:02:06,818, Character said: Don't tell anyone.

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At 00:02:07,818, Character said: I'm trying to get back to work.

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At 00:02:08,818, Character said: Oh, I'm so sorry.

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At 00:02:09,818, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:10,818, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:02:11,818, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:02:12,818, Character said: What is it honey? What's going on?

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At 00:02:20,818, Character said: Excuse me young man, isn't that your mother?

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At 00:02:23,818, Character said: Dude, you didn't tell me your mom was on the phone.

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At 00:02:38,818, Character said: I... I don't know what we just saw.

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At 00:02:41,818, Character said: Well, I guess we better start setting up for the barbecue in any case.

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At 00:02:47,818, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:02:48,818, Character said: Let's get that started.

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At 00:02:50,818, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:54,818, Character said: Don't be embarrassed.

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At 00:02:56,818, Character said: The lady knows me, she'll totally understand.

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At 00:02:59,818, Character said: Are you sure?

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At 00:03:00,818, Character said: Of course. Do you want me to stop or continue?

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At 00:03:04,818, Character said: Keep going. We can't go to the barbecue with blue balls and be stressed out.

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At 00:03:09,818, Character said: That's what I thought.

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At 00:03:10,818, Character said: I'm going to go.

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At 00:03:11,818, Character said: I'll take care of you.

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At 00:03:12,818, Character said: I'll take care of you.

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At 00:03:13,818, Character said: I don't need you to worry.

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At 00:03:21,818, Character said: Let mommy take care of you. You don't worry.

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At 00:03:24,818, Character said: I'll take care of you.

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At 00:03:55,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:03,038, Character said: It's so hard for me.

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At 00:04:05,718, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:06,738, Character said: I've missed you so much.

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At 00:04:09,538, Character said: Please don't leave me again.

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At 00:04:11,838, Character said: I'll be sure to come back, Melissa.

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At 00:04:25,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:55,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:57,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:59,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:01,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:03,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:05,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:07,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:09,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:11,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:13,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:15,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:17,818, Character said: It's so hard for mommy.

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At 00:05:19,818, Character said: Colleen, it's so bad in my mouth.

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At 00:05:21,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:23,818, Character said: I've missed you so much.

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At 00:05:25,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:27,818, Character said: Um, oh.

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At 00:05:29,818, Character said: Oh, dog.

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At 00:05:31,818, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:05:33,818, Character said: Common for mommy?

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At 00:05:35,818, Character said: Um, uh-huh.

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At 00:05:37,818, Character said: Uh-huh, uh-huh.

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At 00:05:39,818, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:05:41,818, Character said: Uh, uh.

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At 00:05:43,818, Character said: Uh, uh.

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At 00:05:45,818, Character said: Uh, uh.

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At 00:05:47,818, Character said: Uh, yeah.

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At 00:05:49,818, Character said: Um, uh, uh.

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At 00:05:51,818, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:05:53,818, Character said: Oh, I guess I feel better.

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At 00:05:55,818, Character said: There you go, you're ready now.

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At 00:05:57,818, Character said: Yeah, let's get ready.

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At 00:05:59,818, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:06:05,818, Character said: I just miss Jaden so much ever since he's been in the army. He's gone so often.

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At 00:06:09,818, Character said: I know, I miss Sage so much.

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At 00:06:13,818, Character said: So earlier on the phone.

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At 00:06:17,818, Character said: I ** so sorry about that. My son can be so careless sometimes.

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At 00:06:21,818, Character said: But is that appropriate to do?

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At 00:06:25,818, Character said: Are you judging me?

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At 00:06:27,818, Character said: Oh no, no, not at all. I just think it's a bit unusual.

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At 00:06:31,818, Character said: So it's unusual for me to show my son how much I love him?

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At 00:06:37,818, Character said: I mean, how much does your son call you?

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At 00:06:41,818, Character said: Every once in a while.

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At 00:06:43,818, Character said: Well, mine calls me every night.

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At 00:06:46,818, Character said: I'm sorry, but sucking your son's c***k is too far.

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At 00:06:50,818, Character said: You're just a...

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At 00:06:51,818, Character said: I'm sorry about this.

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At 00:06:53,818, Character said: Hey, you ready for some weenies?

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At 00:06:57,818, Character said: So good.

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At 00:06:59,818, Character said: What were y'all talking about?

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At 00:07:01,818, Character said: I felt just how much I missed you and how good you are to me.

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At 00:07:07,818, Character said: So close, I mean, I'm seeing you in a hot song.

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At 00:07:09,818, Character said: Absolutely.

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At 00:07:11,818, Character said: Let me lick it first.

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At 00:07:13,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:15,818, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:17,818, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:07:21,818, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:07:23,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:25,818, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:07:27,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:29,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:31,818, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:33,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:35,818, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:37,818, Character said: I'm gonna shove it in there.

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At 00:07:39,818, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:41,818, Character said: Well, my son loves me just as much.

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At 00:07:43,818, Character said: Honey, feed mommy a hot dog.

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At 00:07:45,818, Character said: Mom, what's going on?

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At 00:07:47,818, Character said: Hot dog.

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At 00:07:48,818, Character said: Now, young man.

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At 00:07:49,818, Character said: What is going on with y'all right now?

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At 00:07:51,818, Character said: Yeah, what's up?

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At 00:07:57,818, Character said: Well, I just think that your relationship with your son is a little bit unorthodox.

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At 00:08:05,818, Character said: I know it may seem a bit odd for outsiders with a relationship between me and my mom,

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At 00:08:13,818, Character said: but we just really care for each other.

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At 00:08:17,818, Character said: We just really care for each other.

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At 00:08:20,158, Character said: To be totally honest, when I saw you guys on the video chat, it made me kind of jealous.

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