1970 - Wunderland der Liebe - Der große deutsche Sexreport Subtitles

00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:05,Are you kids?

00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:06,Make me sick.

00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,Oh, please.

00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,Lose my body to keep you alive.

00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,Drugs.

00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:17,Often the introduction comes in the form
of a goofball.

00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:26,Paula, I may be a bitch, but I'll never
be a butch.

00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,A girl who sells herself to a man.

00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,Good work.

00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:55,And now, little Miss Butler, she's in
trouble. And she's all outraged.

00:00:55,340 --> 00:01:02,I have

00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,a drug here.

00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:04,LSD.

00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:06,Perhaps you've heard of it.

00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:16,You listen well.

00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:20,You're damaged merchandise, and this is
a fire sale.

00:01:29,010 --> 00:01:32,Well, Frank, like one of those long,
hard ones.

00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:37,Have you ever had an Egyptian feast?

00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:51,Hands are bleeding.

00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,It's my tag. He's doing it.

00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,Down inside, you dirty.

00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:00,Do you hear me?

00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:02,Dirty.

00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,like this?

00:02:27,550 --> 00:02:28,What are they proving?

00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:31,Where are the good old German morals?

00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,Where are the health properties?

00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:35,What kind of customs are these?

00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:37,And where is food?

00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:57,The s***x wave films, flooding Germany.

00:03:57,370 --> 00:04:00,And the audience is mostly men, 25 to
60.

00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:05,And they come in the afternoons, not so
much in the evenings.

00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:11,This is due to the fact that they can go
without their wives or girlfriends in

00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,the afternoon.

00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:17,And this is a film which they don't
particularly like to take their ladies

00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:20,When I go to a film like this, I expect
it to show love the way it reads.

00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,I mean, not artificially. You know what
I mean.

00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:29,Oswald Kohler started the s***x
enlightenment films in Germany. And men

00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,Kohler films with their wives and
girlfriends in the evenings because they

00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,considered socially acceptable.

00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:41,I expect this film to show s***x the way
it really is and not the usual nonsense.

00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,version of the thing.

00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:48,You know what I mean, don't you? It
shouldn't be blur. Love is the biggest

00:04:48,490 --> 00:04:49,office this theater has ever had.

00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:53,It's been playing over three weeks now,
and it's grossed over 200 ,000 German

00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,marks in that time.

00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:56,Yeah, for the young people, yes.

00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:01,Who want to see something different, I
think it might be advisable for them to

00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,see this film.

00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,But older people, no, no, no.

00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,They are basically bored by what they
see, and you can't really teach an old

00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,new tricks.

00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,Yeah, I really think that the greater
percentage of people who come to see

00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:16,pictures come to increase their
knowledge concerning the actual practice

00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:17,and not of the theory.

00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:21,Who's in there? Men over 60. They just
want to see the n***d women. They don't

00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:24,get very enlightened while they're at
it. We have many patrons that have seen

00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:26,this film more than once.

00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:30,Not just parts of it that are
particularly interesting, but the entire

00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:34,Those most interested have come three or
four times. Some of them even five

00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,times. But the record, though, you
wouldn't believe it is...

00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:39,32 times.

00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:43,I had a good review of the film, and I
thought I might as well have a look. I

00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:44,was curious.

00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:48,Well, we couldn't exactly observe the
actual experience people had during the

00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,film performance.

00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:53,However, afterwards, we were able to
make certain conclusions.

00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:55,You know, the items which were found in
the empty theater.

00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:11,Bye.

00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:02,researcher william masters expressed the
daring theory that no other human organ

00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:07,has been so grossly misrepresented as
the male p***s the german enlighteners

00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,occupied at the moment with the problem
of giving this organ so vital to our

00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:15,perpetuation the attention which it
deserves there was a dispute among two

00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,german magazines concerning
discrepancies relating to the size of

00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:23,question one measured the p***s at rest
and g***t the startling result of nine

00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:27,centimeters Another was more cautious
and reported a six centimeters.

00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:32,Oswald Kola has the honor of having
elevated the masculine organ to a

00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:34,of social respectability on the cinema
screen.

00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:39,In future times, the popularity of an
actor will not depend on his talent and

00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:43,good looks alone, but will also depend
on the size and the expression of his

00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,formerly most private parts.

00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:50,Incidentally, according to Yasmin
Magazine, it isn't the quantity, but the

00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:51,quality that counts.

00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:07,No other country in the world goes about
their enlightenment on s***x so

00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:10,religiously and dogmatically and
thoroughly as the Germans.

00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:16,What has been put down on paper and on
film by the s***x makers and s***x sellers

00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,incredibly inexhaustible.

00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:23,Always new positions and new variations
of e***c experiments.

00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:28,In twos, in threes, and in fours.

00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:33,Something expressly unique in Germany
are the Beate Usa chain stores, which

00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,sprung up like mushrooms all over the
country and assist you with all your

00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:42,mental, physical, spiritual, and
emotional sexual problems and

00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,All are the books on movements and
positions in making love.

00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:56,Helga and Bernd, Goldfeck, and our top
phone product.

00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,In pill form, and in liquid form.

00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:07,Last year we had a total turnover of ,400 ,000 German marks. This year we're

00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:10,aiming at a total increase to reach million marks.

00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,Ah yes, we hope for 35 million marks. Or
perhaps even more.

00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:19,The customers come to us with specific
or special wishes.

00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:24,Sometimes they are perverse. But mostly
it is a problem of impotence, really.

00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:29,Sometimes it is rather embarrassing for
the customer to express his problems or

00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:35,wishes, and we're here to help as
discreetly as possible with a subtle

00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:40,few small gestures and so forth. We also
have many young customers. One is

00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,allowed to buy here as of 18 years of
age.

00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:49,However, most of our patrons are between
40 and 80.

00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,The first is most men consider
contraceptives emotionally disturbing

00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,state of passion.

00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,This is a completely false idea.

00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:22,In any case, it does not apply to our
very newest type, ABC model.

00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:27,It's a moisture film we call the anti
-baby condom, which even serves to

00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:30,increase the people's passion who are
using it. Ten liters.

00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:37,The second is, that moment in which the
contraceptive is applied is emotionally

00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:41,disturbing for the feelings of the
female partner.

00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,However, we have found a solution to
this problem.

00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:49,I think it should be a matter of course
for a modern German Frau to place the

00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:53,contraceptive for the man during some
appropriate little tender moments.

00:11:06,830 --> 00:11:11,The fuss and confusion concerning the
pros and cons of the pill in the last

00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:14,years has curiously stimulated the sale
of contraceptives.

00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:19,Since the discovery of the pill, we have
had an increased...