Surrealestate - 4314 S01E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,007, Character said: Previously, on
"SUREALESTATE"...

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At 00:00:09,195, Character said: We stole her from
Livingston‐Kent.

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At 00:00:10,796, Character said: Bob Livingston fired me.

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At 00:00:12,241, Character said: I pushed him back
into the arms of his wife.

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At 00:00:13,642, Character said: You should have pushed
him into a woodchipper.

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At 00:00:15,819, Character said: She spent eight years straight
in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.

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At 00:00:18,280, Character said: What's the
Platinum Ring of Esteem?

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At 00:00:19,448, Character said: It's just this club for people
who do ten million dollars

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At 00:00:23,285, Character said: in volume over a
12‐month period.

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At 00:00:25,421, Character said: The world always assumes that
people who investigate heresies

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At 00:00:28,924, Character said: must be heretics.

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At 00:00:30,325, Character said: I would remind you
of the Travis house.

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At 00:00:31,960, Character said: Those things,
they can hurt you.

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At 00:00:33,896, Character said: They are dangerous.

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At 00:00:35,364, Character said: [ Screaming ]

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At 00:00:37,232, Character said: ♪ Gentle music ♪

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At 00:00:38,901, Character said: [ Elevator arriving chime ]

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At 00:00:43,372, Character said: [ August sighs ]

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At 00:00:49,211, Character said: Post‐mortem in five, kids.

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At 00:00:53,349, Character said: [ Bag down ]

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At 00:00:57,553, Character said: What exactly
was that thing?

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At 00:00:59,254, Character said: [ Sigh ]

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At 00:01:00,189, Character said: We call it
a Roadie.

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At 00:01:01,490, Character said: We're going to cover
it all in the wrap‐up.

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At 00:01:03,392, Character said: Those poor people.

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At 00:01:05,561, Character said: Nearly killed each other.

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At 00:01:07,262, Character said: Speaking of
near‐death experiences,

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At 00:01:09,631, Character said: tomorrow night is
the big night.

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At 00:01:11,533, Character said: Platinum Ring of Esteem
annual banquet.

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At 00:01:14,169, Character said: Prom with business cards.

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At 00:01:17,406, Character said: We mock what we
do not understand.

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At 00:01:19,408, Character said: Seriously, though.

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At 00:01:20,442, Character said: Lifetime Achievement Award
at your tender age.

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At 00:01:23,479, Character said: Some of us choose to
measure our lives in closings

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At 00:01:25,681, Character said: rather than years.

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At 00:01:30,919, Character said: Look, sorry, Anthony. Um...

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At 00:01:33,522, Character said: [ Sighs ]

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At 00:01:34,957, Character said: No, that's great.

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At 00:01:36,658, Character said: Yes, no, thank you
for cleaning the house.

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At 00:01:38,560, Character said: I'm sure the
adoption agency people

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At 00:01:39,895, Character said: are going to be very impressed.

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At 00:01:42,231, Character said: Ah, just one more quick meeting
and then I'll be home.

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At 00:01:45,367, Character said: I'll heat it up.

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At 00:01:47,236, Character said: God, Anthony, it's a meatloaf,
not a donor organ.

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At 00:01:49,505, Character said: It'll keep.

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At 00:01:51,240, Character said: Yes, okay.

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At 00:01:53,308, Character said: I love you.
I gotta go. Bye.

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At 00:01:55,177, Character said: [ Hang up beep ]

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At 00:01:56,679, Character said: All right, how long
is this thing going to take?

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At 00:01:59,248, Character said: It shouldn't be too long.

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At 00:02:01,250, Character said: Remarkable resilience
for a Roadie.

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At 00:02:04,319, Character said: I've never seen one
with such...

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At 00:02:06,522, Character said: Violent tendencies.

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At 00:02:08,257, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:02:09,658, Character said: Let's wrap this up;
get into the weekend. ‐

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At 00:02:11,927, Character said: Oh! You've g***t two new calls
from that reporter ...

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At 00:02:14,663, Character said: Maria something?

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At 00:02:16,632, Character said: Uh, channel seven.

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At 00:02:17,900, Character said: Yeah, she's been bugging
the cops, too.

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At 00:02:19,902, Character said: Where is Susan?

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At 00:02:21,337, Character said: God, can we please
start without her?

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At 00:02:22,571, Character said: I've g***t places to be.

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At 00:02:24,273, Character said: Sorry, I was just packing up a
little homework for the weekend.

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At 00:02:27,409, Character said: Martyr.

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At 00:02:28,644, Character said: Can we do
this please? Phil?

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At 00:02:30,913, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:02:32,648, Character said: We worked the Jackson house
for two weeks.

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At 00:02:35,918, Character said: Mid‐level engagement
associated with an old fella

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At 00:02:39,188, Character said: who died in the upstairs bedroom
20 years ago

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At 00:02:41,390, Character said: but never g***t the memo.

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At 00:02:43,192, Character said: Luke helped him move on
but, in doing so,

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At 00:02:45,928, Character said: revealed our next contestant.

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At 00:02:47,629, Character said: Basically a class‐three
shapeshifting demon

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At 00:02:49,898, Character said: that bounces from person
to person looking for a home.

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At 00:02:52,668, Character said: They are attracted
to our type of houses.

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At 00:02:54,903, Character said: They feed on
the spiritual turbulence.

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At 00:02:57,373, Character said: Heavier the engagement,
tastier the meal.

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At 00:02:59,541, Character said: Basically, it looks for
bad places to live

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At 00:03:01,410, Character said: and makes them worse.

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At 00:03:03,379, Character said: What do they look like?

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At 00:03:05,381, Character said: See, that's the thing
about Roadies...

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At 00:03:07,516, Character said: they have no corporeal mass
of their own...

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At 00:03:10,252, Character said: only the host they occupy
at any given moment.

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At 00:03:12,921, Character said: So, you've seen
these things before?

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At 00:03:14,523, Character said: Only twice.

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At 00:03:15,924, Character said: Fortunately, that was enough
for our man, August,

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At 00:03:18,394, Character said: to figure out how modify the
M. E. D. to take it apart nicely.

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At 00:03:20,929, Character said: And that is what
saved our bacon tonight.

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At 00:03:23,499, Character said: PHIL:
Yeah!

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At 00:03:25,401, Character said: [ Whooping ]

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At 00:03:27,236, Character said: To be prepared
is half the victory.

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At 00:03:29,872, Character said: Cervantes.

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At 00:03:31,640, Character said: Man, those Roadies
played rough.

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At 00:03:34,176, Character said: You saw what those Jackson kids
did to their parents.

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At 00:03:36,245, Character said: Yeah. But that's
not the worst of it.

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At 00:03:38,477, Character said: Mm‐mm. If they manage to stay
in the host long enough,

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At 00:03:41,517, Character said: they can take over.

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At 00:03:43,318, Character said: Take over... how?

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At 00:03:45,220, Character said: You know those stories you
hear about the nice, responsible

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At 00:03:48,290, Character said: insurance guy with a nice yard
who goes crazy one day

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At 00:03:51,894, Character said: and kills his entire family
with an axe?

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At 00:03:54,363, Character said: My god.

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At 00:03:55,664, Character said: Doesn't always go that way,
but often enough to, you know...

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At 00:03:58,367, Character said: [ Alarm rings ]

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At 00:04:00,235, Character said: Ooh. That's not
a happy sound.

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At 00:04:02,638, Character said: AUGUST:
That is the breach alarm.

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At 00:04:04,273, Character said: Zooey,

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At 00:04:05,374, Character said: lock down the elevators
and the stairwell, please.

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At 00:04:07,509, Character said: Talk to me, Augie.

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At 00:04:08,644, Character said: Checking now.

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At 00:04:09,945, Character said: What? Is there a fire?

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At 00:04:11,246, Character said: I wish.

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At 00:04:12,448, Character said: I think something
followed us home.

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At 00:04:15,250, Character said: ♪ Opening score ♪

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At 00:04:22,958, Character said: [ Man screams ]

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At 00:04:26,462, Character said: AUGUST:
Bear in mind that this

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At 00:04:27,930, Character said: merely indicates presence,
not location.

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At 00:04:31,241, Character said: Now, how did it survive
that blast from the M. E. D.?

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At 00:04:32,900, Character said: It didn't.

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At 00:04:34,203, Character said: It was gone.

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At 00:04:35,639, Character said: Ontologically disassembled.

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At 00:04:37,932, Character said: And yet here it is.

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At 00:04:38,867, Character said: I killed it.

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At 00:04:40,602, Character said: It's dead.

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At 00:04:41,837, Character said: So, I talked to
the building sup.

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At 00:04:43,672, Character said: He's shutting down the elevators
at the ninth floor

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At 00:04:45,941, Character said: and securing
the stairwell.

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At 00:04:47,109, Character said: We have to walk down ten
flights of stairs to get out?

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At 00:04:50,813, Character said: Do you want to
tell her or can I?

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At 00:04:53,081, Character said: Until we manage to wipe this
thing out properly,

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At 00:04:55,350, Character said: we can't take a chance
on letting it out.

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At 00:04:57,019, Character said: Lockdown, baby.

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At 00:04:58,754, Character said: [ Scoffs ]

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At 00:05:00,355, Character said: You're kidding?

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At 00:05:03,792, Character said: He's kidding, right?

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At 00:05:06,061, Character said: ZOOEY:
Nope.

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At 00:05:07,663, Character said: So, we're stuck here?

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At 00:05:08,664, Character said: For how long?

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At 00:05:09,765, Character said: Well, hopefully not for long
but you saw how that thing

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At 00:05:11,800, Character said: hopped from person to person.

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At 00:05:13,836, Character said: We can't risk it
getting out of here.

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At 00:05:15,804, Character said: Can it pass through
walls and doors?

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