The.Other.Guys.2010.EXTENDED.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBGEnglish Subtitles

00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:51,In New Yotk City,
thete's a fine line between law and chaos.

00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,On that line live Danson and Highsmith.

00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,Tell me again
why I decided to get on this roof!

00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,I think you can chalk that up
to bad life choices.

00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,Get rid of that a***e.

00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,-Uh-oh!
-I hate it when you say "uh-oh!"

00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:36,Dude, you put a ding in my hood!

00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,Come on with it, then!

00:01:47,473 --> 00:01:49,Whoa, hey!

00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,That's trouble.

00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,Did someone call Nine-One-holy-s***t?

00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:27,That's it. I'm sick of all this running.

00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:36,Hang on!

00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:53,You have the right to remain silent!

00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:56,But I wanna hear you scream!

00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:12,Down on the ground!

00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:15,Detective! Yeah, yeah! Detective!

00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,One at a time, all right?

00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, Detectives, Rick Grayson,
New Yotk Obsetvet Online.

00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:25,These suspects were caught
with only a quarter pound of marijuana,

00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,a misdemeanor in some states.

00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,Do you think this arrest was worth
$12 million in property damages?

00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:33,Why don't we let New York City
answer that question?

00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,The greatest city on Earth, yeah!

00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:43,Hi, Sarah Gapone from TMZ print edition.

00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:46,Danson, are the rumors about
you and Kim Kardashian true?

00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,No comment.

00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,But, yes.

00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,Danson and Highsmith,
free hot dogs for life!

00:03:58,704 --> 00:04:02,No drinks. No drinks.
I can't do it. I can't do it.

00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:08,Danson and Highsmith shoot, dtive,
and s***x with style. They'te tock stats.

00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,Then you g***t yout jokets,
yout ball bustets, yout vets...

00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:14,...and the othet guys.

00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,We know, we know. We know.

00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,All right, all right, all right.
Listen up, listen up!

00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:26,We're having a celebration tonight at Butter.

00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,Brody Jenner's gonna be there. Bai L***g.

00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:32,-That little short bitch from Jetsey Shote.
-Yeah!

00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:35,And most of you are on the list.

00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,You're the best.

00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,Guys, I'm gonna say something right now.

00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,It's about a man who came from Austria
with a dream.

00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:44,-Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-Let me finish.

00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,He became a champion
and then a movie star, all right?

00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,-Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-God d***n it, let me...

00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,They ruined the story.
They ruined the story.

00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,Let... What... The point is,

00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,we couldn't do our job if it weren't
for you guys doing all the paperwork,

00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,answering the phones, and all that
stupid s***t that we don't like to do.

00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,All the gun fights, all the car chases,

00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:04,all the s***x we don't wanna have with women,
but we have to,

00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:08,all due to what you guys do. Thank you.

00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:09,And we'd do it again and again.

00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,Hey, you shut your face!

00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,If we wanna hear you talk,

00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,I will shove my arm up your a***s
and work your mouth like a puppet!

00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,You hear me? You hear me?

00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,-Cash bar.
-Yeah.

00:05:20,853 --> 00:05:22,Peace out, bitches.

00:05:24,056 --> 00:05:27,Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in.

00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,Come on. Bring it in a little bit.

00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,All right, right there.

00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,Just back up, just like right there.

00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,All right, just one... Just a...

00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:37,There you go, right there. Right there.

00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,This is their paperwork.
You know they're not gonna do it.

00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:43,That's right.
This paperwork is like Bob's wife here.

00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:47,It's thick, ugly,
g***t Danson's fingerprints all over it.

00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,-No offense, Bob.
-That's all right.

00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:50,-Anyway, now who wants it?
-I do!

00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,All right!
Paper Bitch and Yankee Clipper on the case!

00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,-Nice work. Thanks, Allen.
-Thank you, Captain.

00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:57,"I'll do it! I'll do it!"

00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,Stop humming that song!

00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:13,-I can hum if I want to.
-No, I know you can.

00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:14,I'm asking you to stop.

00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,-Well, if you're asking, then I'll stop.
-Thank you.

00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,Could you not smile like that?

00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:27,Now you're asking me to mask my emotions
because of how it makes you feel.

00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,That I will not do.

00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:36,Seriously, stop humming! Okay?

00:06:36,495 --> 00:06:38,This isn't accounting or wherever the hell

00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:41,you and your little pocket calculator
were transferred from.

00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:45,Forensic accounting, okay.
And it's an important part of the job.

00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:49,Yeah, whatever. Stop being so overtly happy
about doing s***t work, you moron.

00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,Hey, guys. Reminder.

00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,The police union picnic's
coming up this weekend.

00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:59,My wife's making her famous
deviled eggs, again. My waistline's furious.

00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:00,It's a bad time, Bob!

00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,All right.

00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,Going to get a slice.

00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,You know what I just did?

00:07:18,904 --> 00:07:21,I just walked out that door,
saw a couple detectives,

00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,and I was about to start bad mouthing you
behind your back,

00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:26,but I stopped myself,
because my pops taught me

00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:28,that a man who talks
behind somebody's back is a coward.

00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,Wow, I actually appreciate that.

00:07:30,182 --> 00:07:31,Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you
directly to your face.

00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,-No. You don't have to.
-No, I don't like you.

00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:36,I think you're a fake cop.

00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:40,The sound of your piss hitting the urinal?
It sounds feminine.

00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,If we were in the wild, I would attack you.

00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:47,Even if you weren't in my food chain,
I would go out of my way to attack you.

00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,If I were a lion, and you were a tuna,

00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:52,I would swim out in the middle of the ocean
and freaking eat you!

00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

00:07:55,708 --> 00:08:00,Okay, first off,
a lion swimming in the ocean?

00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,Lions don't like water.

00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:05,If you'd placed it near a river or some sort
of fresh water source, that'd make sense.

00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,But you find yourself in the ocean,
20-foot waves,

00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,I'm assuming
it's off the coast of South Africa,

00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:15,coming up against a full-grown,
800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?

00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:16,You lose that battle.

00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what?

00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:24,You've wandered into our school of tuna,
and we now have a taste of lion.

00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.

00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:27,-Yeah?
-And said, "You know what?

00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,"Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion."

00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead

00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,and aggressively hunt you and your family.

00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:39,And we will corner your pride,

00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,-your children, your offspring.
-How you gonna do that?

00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:44,We will construct a series
of breathing apparatus with kelp.

00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,We will be able to trap
certain amounts of oxygen.

00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:51,It's not gonna be days at a time,
but an hour, hour 45, no problem.

00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:54,That will give us enough time
to figure out where you live,

00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,go back to the sea, get more oxygen,
and then stalk you.

00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:01,You just lost at your own game....