The Other Guys Extended -rarbgenglish (2010) Subtitles

At 00:00:47,580, Character said: In New Yotk City,
thete's a fine line between law and chaos.

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At 00:00:52,051, Character said: On that line live Danson and Highsmith.

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At 00:00:58,057, Character said: Tell me again
why I decided to get on this roof!

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At 00:01:01,494, Character said: I think you can chalk that up
to bad life choices.

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At 00:01:21,114, Character said: Get rid of that a***e.

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At 00:01:22,315, Character said: -Uh-oh!
-I hate it when you say "uh-oh!"

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At 00:01:34,827, Character said: Dude, you put a ding in my hood!

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At 00:01:40,800, Character said: Come on with it, then!

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At 00:01:47,473, Character said: Whoa, hey!

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At 00:01:56,149, Character said: That's trouble.

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At 00:02:12,165, Character said: Did someone call Nine-One-holy-s***t?

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At 00:02:25,978, Character said: That's it. I'm sick of all this running.

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At 00:02:35,788, Character said: Hang on!

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At 00:02:47,367, Character said: You have the right to remain silent!

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At 00:02:53,806, Character said: But I wanna hear you scream!

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At 00:03:11,891, Character said: Down on the ground!

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At 00:03:13,292, Character said: Detective! Yeah, yeah! Detective!

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At 00:03:16,162, Character said: One at a time, all right?

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At 00:03:18,564, Character said: Yeah, Detectives, Rick Grayson,
New Yotk Obsetvet Online.

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At 00:03:22,735, Character said: These suspects were caught
with only a quarter pound of marijuana,

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At 00:03:25,738, Character said: a misdemeanor in some states.

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At 00:03:27,240, Character said: Do you think this arrest was worth
$12 million in property damages?

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At 00:03:30,676, Character said: Why don't we let New York City
answer that question?

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At 00:03:33,980, Character said: The greatest city on Earth, yeah!

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At 00:03:39,652, Character said: Hi, Sarah Gapone from TMZ print edition.

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At 00:03:43,122, Character said: Danson, are the rumors about
you and Kim Kardashian true?

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At 00:03:46,793, Character said: No comment.

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At 00:03:48,828, Character said: But, yes.

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At 00:03:51,764, Character said: Danson and Highsmith,
free hot dogs for life!

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At 00:03:58,704, Character said: No drinks. No drinks.
I can't do it. I can't do it.

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At 00:04:03,209, Character said: Danson and Highsmith shoot, dtive,
and s***x with style. They'te tock stats.

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At 00:04:08,781, Character said: Then you g***t yout jokets,
yout ball bustets, yout vets...

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At 00:04:12,885, Character said: ...and the othet guys.

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At 00:04:17,690, Character said: We know, we know. We know.

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At 00:04:20,827, Character said: All right, all right, all right.
Listen up, listen up!

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At 00:04:23,062, Character said: We're having a celebration tonight at Butter.

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At 00:04:26,699, Character said: Brody Jenner's gonna be there. Bai L***g.

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At 00:04:29,368, Character said: -That little short bitch from Jetsey Shote.
-Yeah!

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At 00:04:32,238, Character said: And most of you are on the list.

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At 00:04:35,408, Character said: You're the best.

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At 00:04:37,410, Character said: Guys, I'm gonna say something right now.

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At 00:04:39,479, Character said: It's about a man who came from Austria
with a dream.

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At 00:04:41,914, Character said: -Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-Let me finish.

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At 00:04:44,851, Character said: He became a champion
and then a movie star, all right?

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At 00:04:47,320, Character said: -Arnold Schwarzenegger!
-God d***n it, let me...

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At 00:04:49,555, Character said: They ruined the story.
They ruined the story.

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At 00:04:51,557, Character said: Let... What... The point is,

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At 00:04:53,259, Character said: we couldn't do our job if it weren't
for you guys doing all the paperwork,

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At 00:04:56,429, Character said: answering the phones, and all that
stupid s***t that we don't like to do.

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At 00:04:58,831, Character said: All the gun fights, all the car chases,

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At 00:05:00,900, Character said: all the s***x we don't wanna have with women,
but we have to,

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At 00:05:04,871, Character said: all due to what you guys do. Thank you.

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At 00:05:08,608, Character said: And we'd do it again and again.

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At 00:05:09,942, Character said: Hey, you shut your face!

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At 00:05:12,345, Character said: If we wanna hear you talk,

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At 00:05:13,613, Character said: I will shove my arm up your a***s
and work your mouth like a puppet!

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At 00:05:16,716, Character said: You hear me? You hear me?

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At 00:05:18,851, Character said: -Cash bar.
-Yeah.

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At 00:05:20,853, Character said: Peace out, bitches.

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At 00:05:24,056, Character said: Hey, fellas. All right, bring it in.

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At 00:05:27,093, Character said: Come on. Bring it in a little bit.

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At 00:05:28,861, Character said: All right, right there.

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At 00:05:30,930, Character said: Just back up, just like right there.

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At 00:05:33,533, Character said: All right, just one... Just a...

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At 00:05:35,701, Character said: There you go, right there. Right there.

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At 00:05:38,037, Character said: This is their paperwork.
You know they're not gonna do it.

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At 00:05:40,206, Character said: That's right.
This paperwork is like Bob's wife here.

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At 00:05:43,476, Character said: It's thick, ugly,
g***t Danson's fingerprints all over it.

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At 00:05:47,246, Character said: -No offense, Bob.
-That's all right.

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At 00:05:48,748, Character said: -Anyway, now who wants it?
-I do!

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At 00:05:50,950, Character said: All right!
Paper Bitch and Yankee Clipper on the case!

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At 00:05:54,387, Character said: -Nice work. Thanks, Allen.
-Thank you, Captain.

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At 00:05:55,888, Character said: "I'll do it! I'll do it!"

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At 00:06:07,233, Character said: Stop humming that song!

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At 00:06:10,169, Character said: -I can hum if I want to.
-No, I know you can.

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At 00:06:13,272, Character said: I'm asking you to stop.

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At 00:06:14,807, Character said: -Well, if you're asking, then I'll stop.
-Thank you.

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At 00:06:22,348, Character said: Could you not smile like that?

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At 00:06:24,517, Character said: Now you're asking me to mask my emotions
because of how it makes you feel.

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At 00:06:27,954, Character said: That I will not do.

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At 00:06:33,593, Character said: Seriously, stop humming! Okay?

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At 00:06:36,495, Character said: This isn't accounting or wherever the hell

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At 00:06:38,631, Character said: you and your little pocket calculator
were transferred from.

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At 00:06:42,034, Character said: Forensic accounting, okay.
And it's an important part of the job.

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At 00:06:45,104, Character said: Yeah, whatever. Stop being so overtly happy
about doing s***t work, you moron.

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At 00:06:49,275, Character said: Hey, guys. Reminder.

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At 00:06:51,210, Character said: The police union picnic's
coming up this weekend.

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At 00:06:54,513, Character said: My wife's making her famous
deviled eggs, again. My waistline's furious.

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At 00:06:59,218, Character said: It's a bad time, Bob!

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At 00:07:01,053, Character said: All right.

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At 00:07:04,290, Character said: Going to get a slice.

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At 00:07:17,036, Character said: You know what I just did?

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At 00:07:18,904, Character said: I just walked out that door,
saw a couple detectives,

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At 00:07:21,307, Character said: and I was about to start bad mouthing you
behind your back,

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At 00:07:23,876, Character said: but I stopped myself,
because my pops taught me

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At 00:07:26,178, Character said: that a man who talks
behind somebody's back is a coward.

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At 00:07:28,881, Character said: Wow, I actually appreciate that.

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At 00:07:30,182, Character said: Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you
directly to your face.

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At 00:07:32,051, Character said: -No. You don't have to.
-No, I don't like you.

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At 00:07:34,887, Character said: I think you're a fake cop.

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At 00:07:36,389, Character said: The sound of your piss hitting the urinal?
It sounds feminine.

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At 00:07:40,226, Character said: If we were in the wild, I would attack you.

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At 00:07:43,062, Character said: Even if you weren't in my food chain,
I would go out of my way to attack you.

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At 00:07:47,867, Character said: If I were a lion, and you were a tuna,

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At 00:07:49,535, Character said: I would swim out in the middle of the ocean
and freaking eat you!

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At 00:07:52,605, Character said: And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

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At 00:07:55,708, Character said: Okay, first off,
a lion swimming in the ocean?

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At 00:08:00,112, Character said: Lions don't like water.

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At 00:08:01,747, Character said: If you'd placed it near a river or some sort
of fresh water source, that'd make sense.

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At 00:08:05,751, Character said: But you find yourself in the ocean,
20-foot waves,

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At 00:08:08,154, Character said: I'm assuming
it's off the coast of South Africa,

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At 00:08:10,289, Character said: coming up against a full-grown,
800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends?

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At 00:08:15,628, Character said: You lose that battle.

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At 00:08:16,896, Character said: You lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what?

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At 00:08:19,899, Character said: You've wandered into our school of tuna,
and we now have a taste of lion.

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At 00:08:24,270, Character said: We've talked to ourselves.
We've communicated.

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At 00:08:26,772, Character said: -Yeah?
-And said, "You know what?

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At 00:08:28,007, Character said: "Lion tastes good.
Let's go get some more lion."

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At 00:08:31,277, Character said: We've developed a system
to establish a beachhead

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At 00:08:33,946, Character said: and aggressively hunt you and your family.

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At 00:08:36,949, Character said: And we will corner your pride,

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At 00:08:39,185, Character said: -your children, your offspring.
-How you gonna do that?

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At 00:08:41,153, Character said: We will construct a series
of breathing apparatus with kelp.

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At 00:08:44,824, Character said: We will be able to trap
certain amounts of oxygen.

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At 00:08:47,426, Character said: It's not gonna be days at a time,
but an hour, hour 45, no problem.

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At 00:08:51,964, Character said: That will give us enough time
to figure out where you live,

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At 00:08:54,700, Character said: go back to the sea, get more oxygen,
and then stalk you.

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At 00:08:57,870, Character said: You just lost at your own game....