Spider-man Far From Home (2019) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,000, Character said: Advertise your product or brand here
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At 00:01:13,657, Character said: Nick, this was a tragedy,
but it's not why we're here.

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At 00:01:16,493, Character said: What, are we fighting the weather now?

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At 00:01:18,829, Character said: Locals say the cyclone had a face.

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At 00:01:21,665, Character said: People see things
when they're under stress.

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At 00:01:24,418, Character said: That does not mean that this is the start
to some other big world-ending

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At 00:01:34,344, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:01:40,726, Character said: You don't want any part of this.

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At 00:02:58,470, Character said: Gone but not forgotten.

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At 00:03:00,722, Character said: Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy

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At 00:03:02,891, Character said: for their help
with that touching video tribute.

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At 00:03:05,018, Character said: This year has been nothing short of ***.
It is crazy. It's insane.

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At 00:03:09,690, Character said: Jason.
What?

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At 00:03:10,691, Character said: No swearing.

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At 00:03:12,067, Character said: It's the last day of school. We're good.

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At 00:03:14,986, Character said: Historic.

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At 00:03:16,029, Character said: Over five years ago,
half of all life in the universe,

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At 00:03:19,616, Character said: including our own Midtown High,
was wiped from existence.

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At 00:03:23,912, Character said: Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes

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At 00:03:26,623, Character said: brought us back.

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At 00:03:29,793, Character said: They called it "the Blip."

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At 00:03:31,670, Character said: Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age

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At 00:03:34,339, Character said: But our classmates that didn't Blip
had grown five years older.

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At 00:03:39,010, Character said: My little brother is now older than me.
Yeah, it's math.

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At 00:03:43,098, Character said: Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year

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At 00:03:46,226, Character said: and had already taken midterms,

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At 00:03:48,520, Character said: the school made us start the whole year
over from the beginning.

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At 00:03:51,273, Character said: It's totally unfair.

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At 00:03:53,024, Character said: It's not right.

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At 00:03:54,234, Character said: Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic,
somewhat confusing road.

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At 00:03:59,698, Character said: As we draw this year to a close,

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At 00:04:01,783, Character said: it's time to move on

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At 00:04:05,078, Character said: to a new phase of our lives.
Pray nothing crazy happens again

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At 00:04:08,248, Character said: because are the Avengers even
a thing anymore?

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At 00:04:10,417, Character said: Does anyone even have a plan?
I have a plan.

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At 00:04:13,420, Character said: Okay, first, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.

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At 00:04:16,548, Character said: Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual-headphone adapter

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At 00:04:18,550, Character said: and watch movies with her
the whole time.

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At 00:04:20,343, Character said: Okay.
Three, when we go to Venice

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At 00:04:22,554, Character said: Venice is famous for making stuff
out of glass, right?

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At 00:04:24,514, Character said: True.
So I'm gonna buy her

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At 00:04:25,891, Character said: a black dahlia necklace because
her favorite flower is the black dahlia

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At 00:04:29,060, Character said: because of, well
The murder.

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At 00:04:30,562, Character said: The murder. Four, when we go to Paris,

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At 00:04:32,522, Character said: I'm gonna take her to the top
of the Eiffel Tower,

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At 00:04:34,900, Character said: give her the necklace.

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At 00:04:36,568, Character said: Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel.

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At 00:04:39,571, Character said: Then, six, hopefully she tells me
she feels the same way.

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At 00:04:42,991, Character said: Oh, don't forget step seven.

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At 00:04:44,409, Character said: Step seven?
Don't do any of that.

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At 00:04:47,788, Character said: Why?
We're gonna be bachelors in Europe.

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At 00:04:50,791, Character said: Ned.
Look,

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At 00:04:51,792, Character said: I may not know much, but I do know this:

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At 00:04:54,252, Character said: Europeans love Americans.

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At 00:04:57,547, Character said: Really?
More than half of them are women.

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At 00:04:59,591, Character said: Okay. Sure.

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At 00:05:01,259, Character said: But I really like MJ, man, okay?

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At 00:05:04,262, Character said: She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.

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At 00:05:07,098, Character said: Sometimes I catch her looking at me,
I feel like I've stood up

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At 00:05:09,851, Character said: She's coming. Don't say anything.
What up, dorks?

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At 00:05:11,937, Character said: Excited about the science trip?
Hey, we're talking about the trip.

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At 00:05:15,857, Character said: Yeah, and Peter's plan.
You have a plan?

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At 00:05:18,902, Character said: I don't I don't have a plan.

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At 00:05:22,572, Character said: No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons
when we're traveling to other countries.

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At 00:05:26,117, Character said: Like a grandmother?

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At 00:05:28,370, Character said: I'm not collecting tiny spoons.
He's collecting tiny spoons.

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At 00:05:31,122, Character said: Oh, okay, well

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At 00:05:33,875, Character said: that was a real roller coaster.

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At 00:05:36,503, Character said: By the way, travel tip:

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At 00:05:37,629, Character said: You should download a VPN
on your phone,

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At 00:05:39,798, Character said: so the government can't track you
while we're abroad.

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At 00:05:42,217, Character said: Smart. Will do.

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At 00:05:50,100, Character said: Dude, I think that went really great.

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At 00:05:55,146, Character said: When I Blipped back to my apartment,

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At 00:05:57,357, Character said: the family that was living there
was very confused.

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At 00:06:00,402, Character said: The wife thought that I was a mistress.

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At 00:06:03,154, Character said: The grandma thought that I was a ghost.
It was It was really a mess.

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At 00:06:07,367, Character said: Thank you for coming out

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At 00:06:09,035, Character said: to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.

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At 00:06:11,621, Character said: And, of course,
thanks to our very own Spider-Man!

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At 00:06:26,136, Character said: Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me.

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At 00:06:29,347, Character said: And thank you, you guys, for having me.

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At 00:06:34,269, Character said: And thank you, Spider-Man.

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At 00:06:35,729, Character said: He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos. Thank you!

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At 00:06:45,530, Character said: That was amazing.
That was great.

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At 00:06:47,616, Character said: That was so cool. I was so nervous.
I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket.

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At 00:06:51,161, Character said: I thought you did great.
You were a little stiff.

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At 00:06:54,956, Character said: Yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.

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At 00:06:56,833, Character said: It's fine, it's fine.
Okay.

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At 00:06:58,293, Character said: Did you get your passport?
Yeah.

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At 00:06:59,794, Character said: Mini toothpaste?
Yeah, I did.

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At 00:07:02,923, Character said: Hey, sorry I'm late.

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At 00:07:04,883, Character said: Happy. Hey.
Oh, you look lovely.

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At 00:07:07,636, Character said: Thanks. You too.
Thank you.

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At 00:07:09,679, Character said: New dress?
Yeah, yes, it is.

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At 00:07:12,891, Character said: It's a new beard.
It's my My Blip beard.

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At 00:07:15,185, Character said: I grew it in the Blip.

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At 00:07:17,395, Character said: It's a Blip beard.

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At 00:07:18,730, Character said: I see. Yeah.

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At 00:07:20,023, Character said: The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced at the office.

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At 00:07:23,443, Character said: Can you believe it? Because
it's enormous. Not the amount, the size.

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At 00:07:26,613, Character said: The amount's nice too. They're generous.

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At 00:07:29,199, Character said: Pepper said, sorry she couldn't be here.
Yeah. Thank you.

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At 00:07:32,202, Character said: I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno under the vegan lasagna.

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At 00:07:37,123, Character said: Spider-Man, go shake hands.

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At 00:07:39,584, Character said: Will do.

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At 00:07:45,590, Character said: What just happened?

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At 00:07:47,425, Character said: Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you.

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At 00:07:49,886, Character said: Fury's gonna call me? Why?
Yeah.

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At 00:07:51,972, Character said: Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.

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At 00:07:54,849, Character said: You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.

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At 00:07:57,018, Character said: If it was that important,
he'd probably call someone else, not me.

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At 00:08:01,523, Character said: Apparently not.

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At 00:08:06,319, Character said: No caller ID. That's him.
I don't wanna talk to Fury.

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At 00:08:09,614, Character said: Answer the phone.
Why?

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At 00:08:10,699, Character said: If you don't talk to him, I have to,
and I don't want to.

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At 00:08:13,076, Character said: Why not?
Because I'm scared. Answer the phone.

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At 00:08:16,746, Character said: You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Yeah.

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At 00:08:18,748, Character said: You don't send Fury to voicemail.
Hear that? They're calling me.

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At 00:08:21,584, Character said: I gotta go.
You gotta talk to him.

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At 00:08:23,336, Character said: I'm gonna call him.
I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will.

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At 00:08:26,006, Character said: You do not ghost Nick Fury.

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At 00:08:27,966, Character said: I promise you, I'll call him.

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At 00:08:31,344, Character said: After my trip.

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At 00:08:32,971, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:08:35,181, Character said: Yeah, hi No, no, he's not ghosting you.

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