Spider-Man.Far.From.Home.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT] Subtitles

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00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,Nick, this was a tragedy,
but it's not why we're here.

00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,What, are we fighting the weather now?

00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,Locals say the cyclone had a face.

00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,People see things
when they're under stress.

00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:28,That does not mean that this is the start
to some other big world-ending

00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,Who are you?

00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,You don't want any part of this.

00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,Gone but not forgotten.

00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,Thanks to Kenneth Lim
and Vihaan Ramamurthy

00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,for their help
with that touching video tribute.

00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,This year has been nothing short of ***.
It is crazy. It's insane.

00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,Jason.
What?

00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,No swearing.

00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,It's the last day of school. We're good.

00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:15,Historic.

00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,Over five years ago,
half of all life in the universe,

00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:23,including our own Midtown High,
was wiped from existence.

00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:26,Then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes

00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,brought us back.

00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,They called it "the Blip."

00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,Those of us who Blipped away
came back the same age

00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:38,But our classmates that didn't Blip
had grown five years older.

00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:43,My little brother is now older than me.
Yeah, it's math.

00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:46,Even though we had Blipped away
halfway through the school year

00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,and had already taken midterms,

00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,the school made us start the whole year
over from the beginning.

00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,It's totally unfair.

00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,It's not right.

00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:59,Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic,
somewhat confusing road.

00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,As we draw this year to a close,

00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,it's time to move on

00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,to a new phase of our lives.
Pray nothing crazy happens again

00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,because are the Avengers even
a thing anymore?

00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,Does anyone even have a plan?
I have a plan.

00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,Okay, first, I'm gonna sit
next to MJ on the flight.

00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,Second, I'm gonna buy
a dual-headphone adapter

00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,and watch movies with her
the whole time.

00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,Okay.
Three, when we go to Venice

00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,Venice is famous for making stuff
out of glass, right?

00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,True.
So I'm gonna buy her

00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,a black dahlia necklace because
her favorite flower is the black dahlia

00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,because of, well
The murder.

00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,The murder. Four, when we go to Paris,

00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,I'm gonna take her to the top
of the Eiffel Tower,

00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,give her the necklace.

00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,Then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel.

00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,Then, six, hopefully she tells me
she feels the same way.

00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,Oh, don't forget step seven.

00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,Step seven?
Don't do any of that.

00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,Why?
We're gonna be bachelors in Europe.

00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:51,Ned.
Look,

00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,I may not know much, but I do know this:

00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,Europeans love Americans.

00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,Really?
More than half of them are women.

00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,Okay. Sure.

00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:04,But I really like MJ, man, okay?

00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,She's awesome, she's super funny
in a kind of dark way.

00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,Sometimes I catch her looking at me,
I feel like I've stood up

00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,She's coming. Don't say anything.
What up, dorks?

00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:15,Excited about the science trip?
Hey, we're talking about the trip.

00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,Yeah, and Peter's plan.
You have a plan?

00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,I don't I don't have a plan.

00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:26,No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons
when we're traveling to other countries.

00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,Like a grandmother?

00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,I'm not collecting tiny spoons.
He's collecting tiny spoons.

00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,Oh, okay, well

00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,that was a real roller coaster.

00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,By the way, travel tip:

00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,You should download a VPN
on your phone,

00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:42,so the government can't track you
while we're abroad.

00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,Smart. Will do.

00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,Dude, I think that went really great.

00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,When I Blipped back to my apartment,

00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,the family that was living there
was very confused.

00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,The wife thought that I was a mistress.

00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:07,The grandma thought that I was a ghost.
It was It was really a mess.

00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,Thank you for coming out

00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,to support those who have been
displaced by the Blip.

00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:15,And, of course,
thanks to our very own Spider-Man!

00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:29,Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me.

00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,And thank you, you guys, for having me.

00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,And thank you, Spider-Man.

00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:39,He'll be right back out
to take photos and videos. Thank you!

00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,That was amazing.
That was great.

00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:51,That was so cool. I was so nervous.
I was a little stiff. I wasn't in the pocket.

00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:54,I thought you did great.
You were a little stiff.

00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,Yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.

00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,It's fine, it's fine.
Okay.

00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,Did you get your passport?
Yeah.

00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,Mini toothpaste?
Yeah, I did.

00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,Hey, sorry I'm late.

00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,Happy. Hey.
Oh, you look lovely.

00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,Thanks. You too.
Thank you.

00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,New dress?
Yeah, yes, it is.

00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:15,It's a new beard.
It's my My Blip beard.

00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,I grew it in the Blip.

00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,It's a Blip beard.

00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:19,I see. Yeah.

00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,The reason I'm late is
because this was misplaced at the office.

00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,Can you believe it? Because
it's enormous. Not the amount, the size.

00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,The amount's nice too. They're generous.

00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,Pepper said, sorry she couldn't be here.
Yeah. Thank you.

00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:36,I think I'm gonna go change
the Sterno under the vegan lasagna.

00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,Spider-Man, go shake hands.

00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:40,Will do.

00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,What just happened?

00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,Heads up, Nick Fury's calling you.

00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,Fury's gonna call me? Why?
Yeah.

00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,Why? He probably has hero stuff
for you to do.

00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,You're a superhero.
He calls superheroes.

00:07:57,018 --> 00:08:00,If it was that important,
he'd probably call someone else, not me.

00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,Apparently not.

00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,No caller ID. That's him.
I don't wanna talk to Fury.

00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,Answer the phone.
Why?

00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,If you don't talk to him, I have to,
and I don't want to.

00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,Why not?
Because I'm scared. Answer the phone.

00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
Yeah.

00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,You don't send Fury to voicemail.
Hear that? They're calling me.

00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,I gotta go.
You gotta talk to him.

00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,I'm gonna call him.
I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will.

00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,You do not ghost Nick Fury.

00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,I promise you, I'll call him.

00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,After my trip.

00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:33,Hey!

00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,Yeah, hi No, no, he's not ghosting you.

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