She-Devil.1989.720p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.**] Subtitles

00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,Some women
are born beautiful.

00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:03,They make it look easy!

00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:06,But most women have to put
a little time and effort...

00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,Into their appearance.

00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,And then, there are those of us...

00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,Who need all the help
we can get.

00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:15,Like me.

00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,Tonight my husband
is taking me...

00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,To a very fancy affair...

00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,So I'm going to do
whatever it takes to look great.

00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,Sometimes you just have
to pull out all the staff.

00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,Yet another magnificent
miniseries...

00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,Based on the
passionate prose of...

00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,The reigning Royal Highness
of romance...

00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,Her Majesty Mary Fisher.

00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:35,At the tender age of 34...

00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:38,She has already penned
over 30 novels!

00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:41,These steamy stories
have sold in the millions...

00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,Affording Mary a lifestyle...

00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,Even her wealthiest heroine
would envy.

00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,Here, in her lavish
Long Island Palace...

00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:51,Mary lives in the lap of luxury.

00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:52,Passion!

00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,Excitement!

00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,I think that's important
in a long term relationship.

00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,And that's what I think women
find from my novels, a...

00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:03,They find ways to...

00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,Make their men feel...

00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,Important and comfortable...

00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:09,So that he knows
that he is...

00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:10,The man...

00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:13,You know, so
there's no confusion.

00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:15,Ever the faithful daughter...

00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,Mary is never too busy
to visit with her mother.

00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:20,Who convalesces in style...

00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:22,At the Golden Twilight
rest home.

00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:25,Mrs. Francine Fisher
is the proud matriarch...

00:05:25,570 --> 00:05:26,Of the Fisher clan.

00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:31,Champagne, caviar
and dashing men.

00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:33,Sit down!

00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,Mary Fisher...

00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,Takes a moment to reflect on
her writing philosophy...

00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,Mr. Patchett...

00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:40,I g***t your wife
on line three.

00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,Hello, Ruth!

00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,Hi, honey!

00:05:47,610 --> 00:05:49,How's my favorite
accountant doing today?

00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,Oh, I'm swamped,
my secretary quit...

00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:53,I'm going out of my mind...

00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,I'm trying to break
in a new girl...

00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:57,Oh, well, I just called
to tell you...

00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,How excited I'm
about the party tonight!

00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,Ruth, I'm warning you!
It's going to be very boring.

00:06:02,170 --> 00:06:03,A bunch of people
I don't really even know.

00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:05,I just want to do
some networking...

00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,Trying to round up
some new clients...

00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,I don't think it's...

00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:10,Worth your time to drive
all the way into the city.

00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,Oh, I don't mind!

00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:15,We haven't been out
together for so long!

00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,Okay, Ruth.
Don't say I didn't warn you!

00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,I g***t to run, okay sweety?

00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:19,Bye, bye!

00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,Bye, Bob!

00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,How did you get here?

00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,Oh, I took the Concorde.
It was a little cramped.

00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,Oh, I'm so sorry!

00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,Oh, my God!

00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:31,It's you!

00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:32,I don't believe it!

00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:34,- Oh, I'm so sorry!
- You've ruined my...

00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:36,Ruth, what are you doing?

00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:37,Bob, I just spilled
my wine...

00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,On the famous
author Mary Fisher!

00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,I have read
all of your books!

00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,- That's very nice!
- Ruth, why don't you go get...

00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,Some salt and some Perrier
to remove the stain?

00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,Hurry, honey, hurry!

00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:01,Salt and Perrier!
A man...

00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:04,Familiar with a woman's domain...

00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,I like that!

00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,It's just that my wife is
always toppling things.

00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,- She's a bit clumsy.
- That's your wife?

00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,- Too bad!
- Yeah...

00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,It's too late!

00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,That stain has already set.
Why don't we just cover it up?

00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,I insist that you send
the bill for the dry cleaning.

00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,I'm sorry.

00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:24,It's very gallant!

00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:29,Now I need
another drink, Mr.?

00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,I'm Patchett,
Bob Patchett.

00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:34,Mr. Patchett.

00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,Hey, can I have some
salt and Perrier?

00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:42,I just knocked my wine
on Mary Fisher.

00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,You know, the famous author?

00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:49,What is it exactly that
you do, Mr. Patchett?

00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:51,- I'm a financial consultant.
- Really?

00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:51,Yeah!

00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:53,Oh, I'm filled with awe...

00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,For men who know how
to handle money!

00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,I can't even balance
my own checkbook!

00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:59,Doesn't your accountant
do that for you?

00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,Should he?

00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,The good ones do.
Actually, Miss Fisher...

00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,I'm moving heavily into
artists management.

00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:10,I like to be around creative types.
I find it very... stimulating.

00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,Stimulated accounting
sounds...

00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,Very interesting!

00:09:15,790 --> 00:09:17,Tell me more,
Mr. Patchett.

00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,I refuse to divulge any more
information about myself...

00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,Unless you call me Bob.

00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:25,All right!

00:09:26,590 --> 00:09:28,If you promise to call me...

00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:29,Mary.

00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,All the little families...

00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,The mommies and daddies and...

00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,Their little children...

00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:53,Tucked away for the night!

00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,How lucky they all are!

00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:02,It's so kind of you
to take me home.

00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,Absolutely no problem!

00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:15,Now, Ruth, be careful.

00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,I need to drive
from here, okay honey?

00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:18,Shouldn't we take her
to the door, Bob?

00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:21,Oh, that's all right, Miss Fisher,
we live just arond the block.

00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:23,There's no sense in making
an U turn, right sweety?

00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:25,No, we still have
such a long way to go.

00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,It's another hour to Hamp...

00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,Hamptons!

00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,Are you okay?

00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,Yes, I'm fine.

00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:34,Are you sure I'm not
putting you out?

00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:37,Don't be silly!
75 miles is nothing!

00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,Bye, sweety!

00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:46,It was very nice meeting you,
Ms. Fisher.

00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:47,It was nice.

00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,Bye, hon!
Drive carefully!##

00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,Mary Fisher.

00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,Mary Fisher is pretty and rich...

00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,And thin!

00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,And writes best selling
books about love.

00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,Fortunately...

00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,I can trust my husband....