The Family Law The Family Kerr Eng S02E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,520, Character said: Chinese weddings are insane.

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At 00:00:03,920, Character said: You're obliged to invite
heaps of people you barely know,

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At 00:00:06,880, Character said: and if you forget someone,

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At 00:00:08,520, Character said: it's a massive scandal
and they totally hold a grudge.

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At 00:00:11,280, Character said: And if you don't serve enough food

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At 00:00:13,160, Character said: or skimp on the budget
or wear something controversial,

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At 00:00:16,040, Character said: everyone complains,
your family's disgraced

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At 00:00:18,240, Character said: and you never live it down.

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At 00:00:21,680, Character said: Chinese weddings are the best!

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At 00:00:28,280, Character said: Knock-knock.

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At 00:00:30,320, Character said: What's all this?
Haven't we finalised decorations?

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At 00:00:33,840, Character said: Yeah, but... look!

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At 00:00:37,320, Character said: Do you like it? I g***t the idea
from 'Raise the Red Lantern'.

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At 00:00:40,440, Character said: That film where all the concubines
go crazy and kill themselves?

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At 00:00:43,440, Character said: Yeah, but the styling!

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At 00:00:46,280, Character said: You know they'll look amazing.
Trust me.

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At 00:00:49,440, Character said: We do.

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At 00:00:50,738, Character said: Which is kind of why we're here.

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At 00:00:53,560, Character said: As you know, Wayne and I

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At 00:00:55,370, Character said: decided not to do
the whole bridal party thing.

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At 00:00:58,200, Character said: It just buys into the stupid
paradigms of gender binary.

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At 00:01:01,040, Character said: Totally.

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At 00:01:02,200, Character said: But then,
I couldn't sleep last night.

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At 00:01:04,720, Character said: - I was tossing and turning...
- Mainly tossing.

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At 00:01:07,440, Character said: ..and realised you can't
throw all tradition out the door.

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At 00:01:11,840, Character said: So, this is
totally last minute but...

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At 00:01:15,640, Character said: Ben...
would you be our man of honour?

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At 00:01:19,440, Character said: [heavenly choir]

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At 00:01:21,600, Character said: I do.

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At 00:01:26,013, Character said: Synced by louvette
www.addicted.com

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At 00:01:30,680, Character said: Speed it up, people!

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At 00:01:31,880, Character said: Wayne's parents
will be here any second.

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At 00:01:33,394, Character said: First impressions
have to be perfect.

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At 00:01:38,280, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:01:39,680, Character said: Oh, sure. One Nation heartland
about to walk through my front door.

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At 00:01:42,865, Character said: What could go wrong?

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At 00:01:44,880, Character said: - What is this?
- It looks like dog food.

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At 00:01:47,880, Character said: It's white people food.
It's supposed to look like this.

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At 00:01:54,680, Character said: I'll get it!

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At 00:02:01,440, Character said: It's so good to finally meet you.

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At 00:02:04,520, Character said: And look at your eyebrows!
They're so thick and powerful.

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At 00:02:08,640, Character said: Just like your dad's.

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At 00:02:11,680, Character said: Mum!

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At 00:02:15,800, Character said: G'day, g'day! Welcome to
the beautiful Sunshine Co...

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At 00:02:18,944, Character said: _

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At 00:02:21,280, Character said: Hello, hello.

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At 00:02:24,309, Character said: 'Ni hao, ni hao.'

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At 00:02:26,998, Character said: _

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At 00:02:29,022, Character said: _

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At 00:02:32,200, Character said: Welcome to our home.

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At 00:02:34,400, Character said: Danny warn me today,
"Ming-Zhu, don't come."

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At 00:02:38,040, Character said: But I say,
the sooner your family meet me,

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At 00:02:42,160, Character said: the sooner they will like me.

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At 00:02:44,600, Character said: She's very persuasive.

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At 00:02:47,575, Character said: _

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At 00:02:49,600, Character said: We're here!

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At 00:02:53,360, Character said: Come on!
Get involved.

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At 00:02:59,200, Character said: Mum, Dad...

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At 00:03:01,040, Character said: Meet your in-laws.
Your Law-in-Laws.

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At 00:03:03,720, Character said: Which one's Gary?

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At 00:03:05,403, Character said: Oh, pleased to meet you!

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At 00:03:07,433, Character said: Wayne says many nice things about you.

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At 00:03:09,680, Character said: [gravelly voice] G'day. Lorraine.

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At 00:03:11,480, Character said: And I'm Ming-Zhu.

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At 00:03:13,400, Character said: I'm Danny's new girlfriend.
He trade up.

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At 00:03:18,400, Character said: And I ** fair dinkum Aussie Jenny-mum!

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At 00:03:22,436, Character said: Where Candy g***t
her good looks and skin.

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At 00:03:25,280, Character said: My secret? Three layers of
moisturiser every night.

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At 00:03:28,760, Character said: Also, be Asian!

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At 00:03:33,040, Character said: You know, some of my best friends
are white people.

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At 00:03:37,520, Character said: Oh, and I love white people music.

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At 00:03:40,480, Character said: Delta Goodrem, Kylie Minogue...

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At 00:03:43,160, Character said: - Oh, I love Kyles!
- ...Little River Band.

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At 00:03:50,680, Character said: I just love the decor.

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At 00:03:53,400, Character said: Don't we, Lorraine?
I mean, look at this.

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At 00:03:56,000, Character said: We've g***t a whole collection
of these at home.

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At 00:03:58,560, Character said: He loves
to collect stuff.

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At 00:04:00,920, Character said: Oh, well, we love our country,
just like you do.

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At 00:04:04,600, Character said: - Aussie-Aussie-Aussie!
- Oi-oi-oi!

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At 00:04:13,200, Character said: So, Wayne tells us
that you own your own business.

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At 00:04:16,320, Character said: The longest-running florist in Mt Isa.

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At 00:04:18,343, Character said: And not just bouquets, but ikebana
and twig arrangements too.

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At 00:04:22,520, Character said: People think it's easy,
but you really need a strong grip

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At 00:04:25,785, Character said: to get your hands
around those faggots.

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At 00:04:29,480, Character said: Well... everyone loves flowers.
Did you work there too, Lorraine?

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At 00:04:33,440, Character said: No. Pest control.
You mean cockroaches and spiders?

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At 00:04:37,320, Character said: More like possums,
cats, feral pigs.

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At 00:04:41,240, Character said: How do you
get rid of pigs?

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At 00:04:43,240, Character said: Twelve-gauge shotgun.
Right between the eyes.

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At 00:04:52,680, Character said: I also have
my own business.

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At 00:04:55,040, Character said: Asian groceries. Very high-class.

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At 00:05:00,720, Character said: Tam?

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At 00:05:04,600, Character said: - Dress...
- Who wants to hear about the dress?

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At 00:05:07,320, Character said: I've never understood
the big deal about wedding dresses.

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At 00:05:10,440, Character said: You only get to dress up once.
Tell us all about it.

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At 00:05:14,440, Character said: You're going to love it, Gary.

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At 00:05:16,104, Character said: We're giving a traditional style
a modern twist.

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At 00:05:18,320, Character said: We've based it off
old-school Chinese dresses

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At 00:05:20,400, Character said: and sent them to Guangdong,
where Dad was born,

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At 00:05:21,997, Character said: so it's super traditional.

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At 00:05:23,480, Character said: Plus the labour is super cheap.
And we're getting it made in red!

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At 00:05:28,520, Character said: Red? Is that a bit... risque?

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At 00:05:31,560, Character said: It's the Chinese traditional colour
for good luck.

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At 00:05:34,240, Character said: It's also the colour
when you slit a pig's throat.

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At 00:05:39,347, Character said: _

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At 00:05:43,120, Character said: Excuse me, everyone!

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At 00:05:51,795, Character said: No wonder Wayne moved away.

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At 00:05:53,980, Character said: That woman has one sour p***y.

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At 00:05:57,040, Character said: His dad is... interesting.

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At 00:06:00,640, Character said: "White dress, white dress!"
Why is white always best?

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At 00:06:03,760, Character said: I think for 'gweilo', it represents,
you know... virginity.

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At 00:06:08,200, Character said: Jenny... It's so
good to see you laughing.

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At 00:06:12,000, Character said: And you say
she only nag, nag, nag.

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At 00:06:24,880, Character said: Lorraine, you should come to
our pre-wedding mani-pedi tomorrow.

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At 00:06:27,895, Character said: You'd love it.

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At 00:06:29,440, Character said: No. A good soak and some Eulactol
is all these puppies need.

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At 00:06:36,440, Character said: Everyone...

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At 00:06:39,600, Character said: We've g***t an announcement to make.

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At 00:06:43,080, Character said: Your mum and I
have g***t you something.

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At 00:06:45,200, Character said: We were originally going
to save it for your big day,

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At 00:06:47,345, Character said: but then I thought it'd be better
to surprise you with it now.

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At 00:06:51,608, Character said: Your mum and I have been putting
aside money, and after months...

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At 00:06:56,025, Character said: We've bought you a property.

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At 00:07:02,611, Character said: It's just down the road
from our place!

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At 00:07:07,000, Character said: You guys...

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At 00:07:13,133, Character said: Mt Isa?
They may as well move to North Korea.

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At 00:07:16,360, Character said: Ai-ya, Gar-jer's not going anywhere.

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At 00:07:18,600, Character said: But Gary and Lorraine
spent all that money.

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At 00:07:20,680, Character said: Hello? Get a refund!

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At 00:07:22,640, Character said: Everything's here. Your Gar-Jer's
university, Wayne's business...

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At 00:07:26,640, Character said: And us. It does sound
like a bit of a hole.

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At 00:07:29,440, Character said: Yes... hell-hole.

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At 00:07:31,480, Character said: I'm back!

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At 00:07:33,200, Character said: It took me ages to check
Gary and...