04 The Pink Panther The Return Of The Pink Panther - 1975 English Subtitles

00:00:34,439 --> 00:00:40,04 The Pink Panther The Return Of The Pink Panther - 1975 English

00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,This way, please. Ladies
and gentlemen, this way, please.

00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,Follow me.

00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,Round there, please.

00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,Thank you.

00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,From the dynasty
of Akbar the magnificent,

00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:18,and for over a thousand years,
our nation's religious symbol,

00:01:18,530 --> 00:01:19,the pink panther.

00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,Largest and most famous diamond
in the world.

00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:28,Irreplaceable, its value cannot
be estimated in terms of money.

00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,Isn't the museum worried
that someone might steal it?

00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,The pink panther is protected,

00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:37,and by forces
more impenetrable than any army.

00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,Observe.

00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,Deactivate.

00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,Failing the radar shield,

00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:55,the slightest release of pressure
in the weight of the diamond,

00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:59,and the would-be thief is a prisoner.

00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:02,A prisoner of the pink panther.

00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:12,Why is it called the pink panther?

00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:14,The stone is flawed.

00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:18,If it is held up to the light
in a certain way,

00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:22,the figure of a springing panther
can be seen clearly.

00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,- Good morning, sir.
- Sit.

00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,My department has already
begun rounding up suspects.

00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,His majesty has been
informed of the theft.

00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,He is flying home from Washington.

00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,- I expect an arrest any moment now.
- I do not share your optimism.

00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,We know the culprit
is within our borders.

00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,All airports and railway stations
are being watched.

00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,While your men search for this man
with the Dutch passport

00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,who rented the hotel room,
he has thrown away his passport

00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,and is making ready to leave
the country under a new identity.

00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,- When we find the fingerprints...
- If you find them...

00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:29,You are both in trouble. But if we do
what is necessary and conventional.

00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,I ** calling in outside help.

00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,The famous French detective
who recovered the pink panther

00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,the last time it was stolen.

00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,- What was his name?
- Clouseau.

00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:43,Inspector clouseau.

00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:07,- Do you have a licence?
- Monsieur?

00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,City ordinance 47-b
prohibits the playing

00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:15,of any musical instrument
in a public place for the purpose

00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,of commercial enterprise
without a licence.

00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,I don't understand.

00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:23,It is against the law for you
to play your musical instrument.

00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,- The Leur?
- What?

00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:27,You say it's against the law?

00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,Yes, unless you have a proper licence.

00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:30,What kind of licence?

00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:35,A licence that permits the playing
of any musical instrument

00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,in a public place for the purpose
of commercial enterprise.

00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,- Commercial enterprise?
- Yes.

00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,You play that thing
and people give you the money.

00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,People give the monkey the money.

00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:50,- It is the same.
- Not at all, Monsieur.

00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,I ** a musician
and the monkey is a businessman.

00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,He doesn't tell me what to play,

00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,and I don't tell him
what to do with his money.

00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,Monsieur, don't try to be funny with me.

00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,He is your monkey,
therefore it is your money!

00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,He lives with me,
but he is not my monkey.

00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:09,One day I came home and
found him in the living room!

00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,I let him stay, but he pays
for his own room and board.

00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,Then the monkey's breaking the law.

00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:18,But he doesn't play
any musical instrument.

00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:23,City ordinance 132-r
prohibits the begging.

00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,How do you know so much
about city ordinances?

00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,What sort of stupid question is that,

00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,- are you blind?
- Yes.

00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,Oh, I see, yes. Yes, of course.

00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,You happen to be talking
to a police officer,

00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,and because I expect
to be transferred back

00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:42,to the detective division at any moment,

00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,I will let you off this time
with just a warning.

00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,Thank you, Monsieur agent.

00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:50,But you must get yourself
a proper licence.

00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:52,First thing tomorrow.

00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,Try to do something
about your filthy monkey.

00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,Halt! Just a moment!

00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,Move, move!

00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,Over there! Arretez!

00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:12,Idiot!

00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,How was I to know
he was the bank manager?

00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,How were you to know
the bank was being robbed?

00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,- That is correct.
- What is correct?

00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,I did not know the bank was being robbed

00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,because I was engaged
in my sworn duty as a police officer.

00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,You didn't even arrest the old beggar.

00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,There was some question
as to whether the beggar

00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,or his minkey was breaking the law.

00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,- "Minkey"?
- What?

00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,You said "minkey"!

00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,That is correct, yes, chimpanzee monkey.

00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,So I let them both off with a warning.

00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:46,The beggar
was the lookout man for the gang.

00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,- That is impossible.
- Why?

00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,He was blind.
How can a blind man be a lookout?

00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer!

00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,It's simple, all he has to do is enlist.

00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,Shut up!

00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:02,- How do you know he was blind?
- Because he told me so.

00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,Oh, he told you so.
And you believed him?

00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,I had no reason to doubt him.

00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,Do you believe me if I tell you

00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,that I'm not going to get you
suspended for six months?

00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,- Do you believe me?
- If you say so, sir. Yes.

00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,Because I'm a bigger liar
than the beggar.

00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:20,You are suspended
for six months without pay.

00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,- Six months?
- Effective immediately.

00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,Have you anything to say?

00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,Could you lend me 50 francs?

00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,Will you get out of my sight!

00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,- Yes.
- Idiot.

00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,My blood pressure.

00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:41,Idiot.

00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,One day, François.

00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,One day I'll be rid of him forever.
That'll be the day.

00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:52,- Something on your mind?
- An order from the commissioner.

00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,- Oh, yes?
- It concerns clouseau.

00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,Yes? Go on.

00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,He is to be reinstated as an inspector.

00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:02,What? You can't be serious.

00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:08,And he is to report immediately
to a colonel Sharki in Lugash.

00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,I see.

00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,- Sir!
- What?

00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:21,It's a birthday gift from my wife.

00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:24,Most realistic.

00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,Get me the commissioner.

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