Cobra.K***i.S04E08.NF.WEBRip-HI Subtitles

00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,[rock music plays]

00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,That's hot.

00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:55,[Ray] Morning, Greg.

00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:57,No!

00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,It isn't. You know why?

00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:05,Because some freeloader
was blaring shitty Metallica all night.

00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:08,Yeah, that was actually
Exodus's Bonded by Blood,

00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,but it's not your fault
you don't know the genre.

00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,You do know your sister doesn't want
you crashing here, right?

00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,She only took pity on you

00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:19,because you are
an unemployed man baby on probation.

00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,I'm actually off probation now.

00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:24,I'm showered and groomed.
I have somewhere important to be today.

00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,Oh, well, that's good.
Congratulations. Good for you.

00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:30,That means you can
take your perfect circle of a body

00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,and roll your sloppy a***s
out of our neighborhood.

00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,Step it back a smidge.

00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,You drive a Miata.
Think you're the King of Egypt?

00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:39,I don't know about cars,
but I know that's not top of the line.

00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,This is coming from a man

00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:44,who has a squirrel obstacle course
in his backyard.

00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,Do you have any friends, Raymond?

00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,I believe it was Emerson who said
that "a friend is the hope of the heart."

00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said,

00:01:54,364 --> 00:02:00,"Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof
or I'm calling the police."

00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,Hughes because
it's your last name? Clever.

00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:05,Listen, those are Aerobies, Greg.
They're not Frisbees. Different disc.

00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:09,I-I don't have time to talk about that
'cause my dojo needs me. So...

00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,- G***t to go. Sorry.
- That's right. I forgot, Raymond.

00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:16,You like to hang with a bunch of kids
and play kung fu all day.

00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,It is pathetic.

00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,[dramatic music plays]

00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:24,It's not kung fu.

00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,It's Cobra K***i.

00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,And it's not Raymond anymore.

00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,My name is S...

00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,Stingray. Yeah, I know.

00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:38,And as much as you try
to clean your life up,

00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:39,you still stink, Ray.

00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,[chuckles] Stink-Ray!

00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,[Greg laughs]

00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:48,That is so much more appropriate!
Stink-Ray!

00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,Tread carefully, Greg.

00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,You mess with a Cobra,

00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:54,you get the fangs.

00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,[dramatic music plays]

00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,[Greg laughs]

00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:09,[grunting]

00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,[panting]

00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,Time for class.

00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:18,Listen, John.

00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,I just want you to know

00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,I haven't forgotten what you did for me.

00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,I wouldn't be here if not for you.

00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,And I'll do anything to prove my loyalty.

00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,Anything.

00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,Let's go to work, Sensei.

00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:49,[Kyler] Guys, the limo is coming at six.

00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,So don't be late or else we're leaving.

00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,'Cause my date and I, we on a mission.

00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,[scoffs] Oh my God.
I bet she doesn't even exist.

00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,- [Robby] Hey.
- [Tory] Hey.

00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,You're, uh... You're gonna go?

00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:03,To prom?

00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,Yeah, right.
Let the rich kids have their stupid party.

00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,- Can you picture me in a ballroom dress?
- [Kreese] All right, class. Fall in.

00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,Today's lesson is about balance.

00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,Not the way Miyagi-Do teaches it.

00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,You're going to learn how
to get inside the heads of your opponents

00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,and throw them off balance.

00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,Pair up.

00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:34,Ais!

00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,You know, you should go.

00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:46,Crashing you-know-who's big night would be
a way to get your opponents off balance.

00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:50,- Not as much as if you showed up.
- I'm not a student. They won't let me in.

00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,Maybe they would.

00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,If you went with me.

00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,Did you just ask me to prom?

00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,Strictly a tactical move.

00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,Well, it's such short notice.
We'd have to get a ride.

00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,Still need a tux.

00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,I think it's a great idea.

00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,And if you're going,

00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,you're going in style.

00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:17,[Ray] Wassup! [laughs]

00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,Remember that
from the old Bud commercials?

00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:22,I guess you guys were too young for...
Probably weren't even born.

00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:26,Eddie, what's going on, man? Hey, good
to see you. Dieter, how's your mom doing?

00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,Wish she'd call.
You could've had a really cool stepdad.

00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,Sensei!

00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,Sir, I ** reporting for duty
and I require no thanks.

00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:35,Thanks for what?

00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,Oh, uh, you know, just defending the dojo

00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,and I-I served my time, Sensei sir.

00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,Look, we're trying to train
for a tournament.

00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,Let's carry on, everyone.

00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,The All Valley tourney. I'm well aware.

00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,Say, listen, I g***t a couple of good ideas.
Just basic strategy.

00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,Don't be ridiculous.

00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,You were never part of this team.
You're a buffoon.

00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,A joker, an embarrassment.

00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,You have no value here.

00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,Wow, what?

00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,But, Sensei, I'm, um,

00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,one of the guys, you know.

00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,You will never be Cobra K***i.

00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,You get that?

00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I g***t you.

00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,Th-This is, um...

00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,[chuckles] This is a test, right?

00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,Yeah, this is a test.

00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,Get the hell out of here.

00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,Challenge accepted.

00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,[Louie] Why are you cutting
the mozzarella? You're gonna dry it out.

00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,- You're losing the juice!
- I'm making bruschetta.

00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:01,Let the juice out
so the bread don't get soggy.

00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,- [Louie] Let me get in there.
- I'll b***e your fat fingers off!

00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:08,- [Louie] But you disrespect...
- Louie's sister's more Louie than Louie.

00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,I get nervous having family over

00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,while we're dealing
with the Anthony crisis.

00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,I know. Bullying is the last thing
I ever thought we'd be dealing with.

00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,Yeah, well,

00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,two more weeks in his room
with no screen time

00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,and he'll get the message.

00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,If he doesn't,
maybe we take him to a professional.

00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:26,Whatever happens,
can we keep your mom out of this?

00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,- I'm finally on stable ground with her.
- [Daniel] Okay.

00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,[Lucille] These are dinner napkins.

00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,I'm gonna swap 'em out
for something a little more appropriate.

00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,Whatever you like, Lucille.
My house is your house.

00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,[doorbell rings]

00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,Hey, come on in.

00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,- Make yourselves at home.
- Amanda. Welcome.

00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,- Oh, hi. Rosa.
- Hi.

00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:48,[Amanda] It's good to see you.

00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,Oh, you look very dashing.

00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,[tense music plays]

00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,[Amanda] Okay, here she comes.

00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,[romantic music plays]

00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,Wow, you, uh, look so amazing.

00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,So do you. [chuckles]

00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:11,I guess,...