Cobra K***i Nf S04E08 Subtitles

At 00:00:14,014, Character said: [rock music plays]

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At 00:00:40,874, Character said: That's hot.

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At 00:00:54,262, Character said: [Ray] Morning, Greg.

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At 00:00:56,639, Character said: No!

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At 00:00:58,308, Character said: It isn't. You know why?

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At 00:01:00,894, Character said: Because some freeloader
was blaring shitty Metallica all night.

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At 00:01:05,690, Character said: Yeah, that was actually
Exodus's Bonded by Blood,

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At 00:01:08,234, Character said: but it's not your fault
you don't know the genre.

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At 00:01:10,695, Character said: You do know your sister doesn't want
you crashing here, right?

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At 00:01:13,990, Character said: She only took pity on you

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At 00:01:15,492, Character said: because you are
an unemployed man baby on probation.

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At 00:01:19,579, Character said: I'm actually off probation now.

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At 00:01:21,706, Character said: I'm showered and groomed.
I have somewhere important to be today.

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At 00:01:25,043, Character said: Oh, well, that's good.
Congratulations. Good for you.

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At 00:01:27,712, Character said: That means you can
take your perfect circle of a body

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At 00:01:30,090, Character said: and roll your sloppy a***s
out of our neighborhood.

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At 00:01:32,509, Character said: Step it back a smidge.

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At 00:01:33,927, Character said: You drive a Miata.
Think you're the King of Egypt?

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At 00:01:36,471, Character said: I don't know about cars,
but I know that's not top of the line.

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At 00:01:39,432, Character said: This is coming from a man

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At 00:01:41,601, Character said: who has a squirrel obstacle course
in his backyard.

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At 00:01:45,021, Character said: Do you have any friends, Raymond?

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At 00:01:48,233, Character said: I believe it was Emerson who said
that "a friend is the hope of the heart."

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At 00:01:51,736, Character said: Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said,

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At 00:01:54,364, Character said: "Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof
or I'm calling the police."

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At 00:02:00,245, Character said: Hughes because
it's your last name? Clever.

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At 00:02:02,330, Character said: Listen, those are Aerobies, Greg.
They're not Frisbees. Different disc.

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At 00:02:05,834, Character said: I-I don't have time to talk about that
'cause my dojo needs me. So...

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At 00:02:09,838, Character said: - G***t to go. Sorry.
- That's right. I forgot, Raymond.

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At 00:02:12,549, Character said: You like to hang with a bunch of kids
and play kung fu all day.

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At 00:02:16,427, Character said: It is pathetic.

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At 00:02:17,804, Character said: [dramatic music plays]

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At 00:02:23,101, Character said: It's not kung fu.

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At 00:02:25,603, Character said: It's Cobra K***i.

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At 00:02:28,523, Character said: And it's not Raymond anymore.

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At 00:02:31,234, Character said: My name is S...

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At 00:02:32,861, Character said: Stingray. Yeah, I know.

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At 00:02:34,696, Character said: And as much as you try
to clean your life up,

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At 00:02:38,116, Character said: you still stink, Ray.

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At 00:02:40,660, Character said: [chuckles] Stink-Ray!

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At 00:02:43,538, Character said: [Greg laughs]

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At 00:02:45,081, Character said: That is so much more appropriate!
Stink-Ray!

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At 00:02:49,502, Character said: Tread carefully, Greg.

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At 00:02:51,546, Character said: You mess with a Cobra,

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At 00:02:53,756, Character said: you get the fangs.

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At 00:02:55,008, Character said: [dramatic music plays]

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At 00:02:59,888, Character said: [Greg laughs]

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At 00:03:05,268, Character said: [grunting]

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At 00:03:10,732, Character said: [panting]

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At 00:03:14,319, Character said: Time for class.

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At 00:03:17,405, Character said: Listen, John.

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At 00:03:21,284, Character said: I just want you to know

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At 00:03:23,578, Character said: I haven't forgotten what you did for me.

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At 00:03:26,956, Character said: I wouldn't be here if not for you.

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At 00:03:29,584, Character said: And I'll do anything to prove my loyalty.

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At 00:03:33,087, Character said: Anything.

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At 00:03:40,929, Character said: Let's go to work, Sensei.

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At 00:03:45,475, Character said: [Kyler] Guys, the limo is coming at six.

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At 00:03:49,145, Character said: So don't be late or else we're leaving.

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At 00:03:51,731, Character said: 'Cause my date and I, we on a mission.

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At 00:03:54,567, Character said: [scoffs] Oh my God.
I bet she doesn't even exist.

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At 00:03:58,196, Character said: - [Robby] Hey.
- [Tory] Hey.

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At 00:04:00,907, Character said: You're, uh... You're gonna go?

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At 00:04:02,575, Character said: To prom?

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At 00:04:04,160, Character said: Yeah, right.
Let the rich kids have their stupid party.

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At 00:04:08,498, Character said: - Can you picture me in a ballroom dress?
- [Kreese] All right, class. Fall in.

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At 00:04:16,547, Character said: Today's lesson is about balance.

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At 00:04:19,092, Character said: Not the way Miyagi-Do teaches it.

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At 00:04:22,929, Character said: You're going to learn how
to get inside the heads of your opponents

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At 00:04:27,016, Character said: and throw them off balance.

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At 00:04:30,478, Character said: Pair up.

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At 00:04:33,564, Character said: Ais!

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At 00:04:40,822, Character said: You know, you should go.

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At 00:04:42,865, Character said: Crashing you-know-who's big night would be
a way to get your opponents off balance.

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At 00:04:46,703, Character said: - Not as much as if you showed up.
- I'm not a student. They won't let me in.

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At 00:04:52,041, Character said: Maybe they would.

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At 00:04:54,168, Character said: If you went with me.

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At 00:04:57,672, Character said: Did you just ask me to prom?

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At 00:04:59,465, Character said: Strictly a tactical move.

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At 00:05:01,384, Character said: Well, it's such short notice.
We'd have to get a ride.

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At 00:05:03,970, Character said: Still need a tux.

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At 00:05:05,096, Character said: I think it's a great idea.

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At 00:05:07,557, Character said: And if you're going,

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At 00:05:09,767, Character said: you're going in style.

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At 00:05:14,063, Character said: [Ray] Wassup! [laughs]

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At 00:05:17,108, Character said: Remember that
from the old Bud commercials?

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At 00:05:19,235, Character said: I guess you guys were too young for...
Probably weren't even born.

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At 00:05:22,363, Character said: Eddie, what's going on, man? Hey, good
to see you. Dieter, how's your mom doing?

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At 00:05:26,409, Character said: Wish she'd call.
You could've had a really cool stepdad.

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At 00:05:29,078, Character said: Sensei!

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At 00:05:30,997, Character said: Sir, I ** reporting for duty
and I require no thanks.

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At 00:05:34,917, Character said: Thanks for what?

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At 00:05:36,002, Character said: Oh, uh, you know, just defending the dojo

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At 00:05:39,422, Character said: and I-I served my time, Sensei sir.

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At 00:05:42,342, Character said: Look, we're trying to train
for a tournament.

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At 00:05:45,178, Character said: Let's carry on, everyone.

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At 00:05:46,721, Character said: The All Valley tourney. I'm well aware.

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At 00:05:49,223, Character said: Say, listen, I g***t a couple of good ideas.
Just basic strategy.

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At 00:05:52,852, Character said: Don't be ridiculous.

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At 00:05:56,314, Character said: You were never part of this team.
You're a buffoon.

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At 00:06:00,318, Character said: A joker, an embarrassment.

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At 00:06:03,863, Character said: You have no value here.

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At 00:06:09,202, Character said: Wow, what?

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At 00:06:10,745, Character said: But, Sensei, I'm, um,

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At 00:06:13,623, Character said: one of the guys, you know.

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At 00:06:15,708, Character said: You will never be Cobra K***i.

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At 00:06:19,337, Character said: You get that?

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At 00:06:24,926, Character said: Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I g***t you.

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At 00:06:27,512, Character said: Th-This is, um...

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At 00:06:29,806, Character said: [chuckles] This is a test, right?

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At 00:06:33,476, Character said: Yeah, this is a test.

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At 00:06:36,270, Character said: Get the hell out of here.

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At 00:06:43,736, Character said: Challenge accepted.

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At 00:06:54,747, Character said: [Louie] Why are you cutting
the mozzarella? You're gonna dry it out.

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At 00:06:57,500, Character said: - You're losing the juice!
- I'm making bruschetta.

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At 00:07:00,044, Character said: Let the juice out
so the bread don't get soggy.

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At 00:07:02,046, Character said: - [Louie] Let me get in there.
- I'll b***e your fat fingers off!

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At 00:07:05,007, Character said: - [Louie] But you disrespect...
- Louie's sister's more Louie than Louie.

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At 00:07:09,554, Character said: I get nervous having family over

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At 00:07:11,305, Character said: while we're dealing
with the Anthony crisis.

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At 00:07:13,433, Character said: I know. Bullying is the last thing
I ever thought we'd be dealing with.

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At 00:07:16,686, Character said: Yeah, well,

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At 00:07:17,854, Character said: two more weeks in his room
with no screen time

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At 00:07:20,148, Character said: and he'll get the message.

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At 00:07:21,691, Character said: If he doesn't,
maybe we take him to a professional.

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At 00:07:24,026, Character said: Whatever happens,
can we keep your mom out of this?

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At 00:07:26,904, Character said: - I'm finally on stable ground with her.
- [Daniel] Okay.

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At 00:07:29,407, Character said: [Lucille] These are dinner napkins.

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At 00:07:30,992, Character said: I'm gonna swap 'em out
for something a little more appropriate.

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At 00:07:35,288, Character said: Whatever you like, Lucille.
My house is your house.

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At 00:07:40,042, Character said: [doorbell rings]

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At 00:07:42,295, Character said: Hey, come on in.

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At 00:07:43,421, Character said: - Make yourselves at home.
- Amanda. Welcome.

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At 00:07:45,423, Character said: - Oh, hi. Rosa.
- Hi.

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At 00:07:47,049, Character said: [Amanda] It's good to see you.

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At 00:07:48,426, Character said: Oh, you look very dashing.

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At 00:07:50,636, Character said: [tense music plays]

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At 00:07:57,351, Character said: [Amanda] Okay, here she comes.

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At 00:08:00,104, Character said: [romantic music plays]

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At 00:08:06,194, Character said: Wow, you, uh, look so amazing.

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At 00:08:09,614, Character said: So do you. [chuckles]

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At 00:08:10,865, Character said: I guess,...