The Detectives s04e05 The Wembley Stadium Mystery Subtitles

00:00:09,299 --> 00:00:12,Arsenal with a throw in on the far side.
Winterburn to take it.

00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:16,Wright wants it. It's thrown towards Ian
Wright.

00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:19,Back to Winterburn. Now bowled inside
the Arsenal half.

00:00:19,860 --> 00:00:20,Driven forward.

00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:22,Bergkamp's going to give up.

00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:27,Because the flag's been raised by the
linesman again to cheers on the near

00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:28,of the field. Bergkamp offside.

00:00:28,860 --> 00:00:32,Three kick to Bolton. He'll be pretty
happy the way that you're considering.

00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,Commissioner Boyle.

00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,Please, David.

00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:05,Oh, David.

00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,Look, Ken, I'm sorry about all this
cloak and dagger stuff.

00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:10,It's not a problem, sir.

00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:15,David. It's just that... Well, I wanted
to talk to you about a family matter.

00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:17,It's my son.

00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,Your son?

00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,He's on the force, isn't he? That's
right.

00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,You must be very proud of him, sir. Oh,
I **.

00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,Just g***t through his D .C. exam.

00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,Highest grade in the class.

00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,But you see, the thing is, he's being
transferred.

00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,To your division.

00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:35,Really, sir?

00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:39,Well, I must say, this is indeed an
honor. Colonel, I don't want any fuss

00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:40,of him, okay?

00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,And that's why I want to speak to you.

00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:46,I want you to make sure that no one
knows who he is.

00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:49,I want him to be treated just like any
ordinary cop.

00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,And I know there are some d***n fine
officers in your division.

00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,Just let him muck in with the other lads
and find out what real police work's

00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:01,all about.

00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,OK.

00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,30 seconds to go, and then you blow the
whistle.

00:02:07,270 --> 00:02:08,Are your men in position?

00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:14,Three at the front, four covering the
back, and two to pick up the big

00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:15,in case he makes a break.

00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:17,You'll need more than two to pick him
up.

00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:19,We'll see.

00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:22,OK.

00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:23,Let's do it.

00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:30,Five, four, three, two, one.

00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:38,And Birmingham City kick off, and their
brand -new Brazilian driver's made it

00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:39,right down the right. Oh, no!

00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:43,He'll come and kick the cat out, and
they easily pick him up. It's a foul!

00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:44,Foul! Foul!

00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:48,Don't talk... That wasn't a foul. It
wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't.

00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,wasn't. I've g***t the whistle. It wasn't.

00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,That's not fair, that.

00:02:53,990 --> 00:02:54,Come.

00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,Frank. Oh, good morning, sir.

00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:02,Frank, this is DC Boyle.

00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:05,He's starting with us today.

00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:07,With us, Frank.

00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:11,You're looking very smart today, sir.

00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:13,Oh, you know, just the usual.

00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,I like to run a very smart division.

00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,I'm a stickler for smartness, you know.

00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,It is Wednesday today, isn't it, sir?

00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,Yes, Frank.

00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,How come you're not off playing golf?

00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:26,Frank, Frank.

00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,Always good for a bit of banter.

00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:32,Just look after Boyle for me, would you?

00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,Just do everything you'd normally do.

00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:36,Yes, sir.

00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,And I'll go back and get on with lots of
work myself.

00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,Probably going to be a long day.

00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:43,Much to do.

00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,Busy, busy, busy.

00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:56,What are you staring at, Boyle?

00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,Oh, nothing, sir. It's just that duties
is a simple plural. It doesn't need an

00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,apostrophe.

00:04:07,059 --> 00:04:08,So, where do we start?

00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:10,I'm very keen to meet the lads.

00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,Keen to meet the lads, are you?

00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,I think I know just the people to
introduce you to.

00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,And the dynamic Birmingham City forwards
are swarming into the Manchester United

00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,half, and the big Brazilian striker's
going to have a go at goal.

00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,Oh, possible!

00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,Hands away from the table.

00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:29,Go on, then.

00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:30,Go and get it.

00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,I'm not getting it.

00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,You'll move me players.

00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,Oh, boom.

00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,Yes, you will.

00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:39,Last time I went after a lost ball, you
picked up my £2 million Danish striker

00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:41,and stuck him to a bit of marmalade.

00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,Both go and look for it.

00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:45,It must be under the desk.

00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:47,Hands up.

00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:53,Can't wait to meet them.

00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:55,You're going to love these two.

00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:57,Can you see it?

00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,No.

00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,I've g***t it. There we go.

00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,No, no.

00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:04,It's a spider's egg.

00:05:05,710 --> 00:05:06,Spiders don't have eggs.

00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:10,Well, what's that white thing in the
cobweb? They have little pouches, like

00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:11,wallabies.

00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,Pouches? Yeah, well, they don't lay
eggs.

00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:16,Mammals lay eggs.

00:05:17,130 --> 00:05:18,Well, what about crocodiles?

00:05:18,710 --> 00:05:22,Oh, see, spiders are like worms.

00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:24,They're, what's it, erm, hermesthetes.

00:05:25,230 --> 00:05:26,They have ticks with them.

00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:28,Well, you know all about that.

00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:31,Shut the worm in half and it's, hello,
darling, where you been all me life?

00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:33,I found it.

00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:34,Oh, brilliant.

00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:36,Might I throw in?

00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,Yeah, well, go on then.

00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,Briggs? Louis?

00:05:48,090 --> 00:05:52,Busy? We were just going through
security arrangements for Sunday's game,

00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,I knew this was a bad idea.

00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,Don't give them toys, I said.

00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:59,It's been very useful, though, Potter.

00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:00,Where were we, Dave?

00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:06,The police segregation line will be here
and the mounted Alsatians will be here.

00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:10,We're conducting all the operations from
underneath the Royal Box just there. I

00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,think, you know, that's sort of like
taking care of everything.

00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:17,Yes, I used to play this when I was a
child.

00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,I'm Boyle, by the way.

00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,New member of the team.

00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:32,I didn't realise you were in the middle
of a game.

00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,It's Quirk and Randall.

00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:36,Hey, Quirky!

00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:42,Oh, Briggs and Lewin.

00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:45,We've g***t some paperwork on the Wembley
operation.

00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:52,It's a plan of the stadium, with all the
exits and... There's no point trying to

00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:53,talk to them.

00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:54,We're just getting ready for the big
game.

00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:56,We trust you have not forgotten.

00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:00,We'll be there.

00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:04,And I hope you're prepared for the
intimidating atmosphere that we have

00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,in that cathedral of sucker that is our
office.

00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:12,85 ,000 n***d and fanatical fans, and
we've put up a banner.

00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,Welcome to hell.

00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,Today, 12 o 'clock.

00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,Ah, sadly, no. The kick -off has had to
be delayed.

00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:23,Delayed? Why?

00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:28,Because our all -important singles
quarterfinal had to be abandoned due to

00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,idiotic behaviour of a mindless minority...