071423-001-caribuc Subtitles

00:02:14,256 --> 00:02:21,你之前不是挺怕这个宝宝的嘛。

00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:25,自主入睡，真厉害啊。

00:02:25,256 --> 00:02:29,我也想试试看呢。

00:02:29,256 --> 00:02:37,自主入睡是什么感觉呢。

00:02:38,256 --> 00:02:48,要不...我去捏个饭团吧？

00:02:50,256 --> 00:02:54,你说...我要不要去捏个饭团呢？

00:03:09,304 --> 00:03:11,好想体验下同步入睡啊

00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:19,要怎样才能顺利醒来呢

00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,欢迎回来

00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:54,今天电车又挤得要死烦死了

00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:55,怎么了？

00:03:55,599 --> 00:04:00,就是啊...在电车上...

00:04:00,598 --> 00:04:02,有个带着宝宝的妈妈

00:04:02,598 --> 00:04:05,那个小宝宝突然...

00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:08,就开始哇哇大哭

00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:10,而且怎么都...

00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,对对对

00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,完全停不下来

00:04:14,598 --> 00:04:16,整个车厢里...

00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,全是震天响的哭声

00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,是啊，小孩子就是这样的

00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,突然觉得当妈妈真不容易

00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,确实很为难吧

00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,要是遇到怪人的话...

00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,就是就是

00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,倒不是说有怪人...

00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,主要是宝宝一直哭

00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,旁边有个...

00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,看起来四五十岁的大叔

00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,突然冲着那个妈妈...

00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,开始发火说

00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,"烦死了，能不能管管"

00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,"这小崽子吵死了"

00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,对对对

00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,他当时就是这么说的

00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,可是宝宝...

00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,又没做错什么

00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,确实没错呢

00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,妈妈明明已经很努力了

00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,就是啊

00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,带孩子真的太不容易了

00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,真是看到糟心事了

00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,育儿果然很辛苦啊

00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,比起当妈妈...

00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,还记得我朋友舞子吗？

00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,舞子？

00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,舞子，看起来有点干劲的样子

00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,啊—

00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,虽然是个成年宝宝来着

00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:21,诶，这样吗？

00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,对啊，你去看看

00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,当时在给宝宝喂母乳呢

00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,是自己哺乳的

00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,嘿—

00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,那个场景该怎么说

00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,我觉得特别厉害

00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,在听吗？

00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,嗯？听着呢听着呢

00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,真的在听？

00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,不是，就是听说生宝宝了对吧

00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,对，宝宝出生后

00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,接下来的事才关键

00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,说自己哺乳的时候超级感动

00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,有在听吗？

00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,不是啦

00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,完全对宝宝没兴趣了吧

00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,不是，那个

00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,所以说那个真的很厉害啊

00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:58,亲眼看到就懂了

00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,诶，所以哺乳...

00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:01,哺乳...

00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,很厉害？

00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,我也想试试

00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,我也好想尝试

00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,太让人感动了

00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,我也想要

00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,有在听我说吗？

00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,不不不

00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,但就算说想尝试...

00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,你根本挤不出来吧

00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,因为...

00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,哎呀哎呀

00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,不是能不能挤出来的问题

00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,练习？

00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,类似练习那种

00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,诶，但是哺乳这种事

00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,说到底要怎么才会有奶？

00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,怎么才会没有

00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,只是挤不出来而已吧

00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:30,靠毅力

00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,不，毅力也挤不出来啦

00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:40,虽然不像真正喂养的体验

00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,能做到那样就好了

00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,能经历一次就好了

00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,唔...

00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,好想试试

00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,嘿—这样啊

00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,在听吗？

00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,嗯，我在听呢

00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,这个你知道吗？

00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,虽然自泌乳是理所当然的事

00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,但当宝宝靠近妈妈时

00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:07,母乳会不受控制地自动流出来

00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,诶？

00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,什么？

00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:11,啊真的假的？

00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,真的啦

00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,本来就是这样啊

00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,哈？

00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,光是靠近就会自动流母乳？

00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,会溢出来

00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,诶？

00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,啥？

00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,为什么你对小宝宝这么执着啊？

00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,不不不

00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,啊？

00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,你肯定也想过一次吧

00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,啊——不是，那

00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,你看你

00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,不是说过想尝试自泌乳嘛

00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,对啊

00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,所以你看

00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:37,不不不

00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,不是啦，我是想自泌乳

00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,虽然想自泌乳

00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,但更想

00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,就是那个对吧

00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,不是，因为要自泌乳的话

00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,得先怀孕

00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,生下孩子才行啊

00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,话是这么说

00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,但不行吧

00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,话虽如此

00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,总之我能体验类似自泌乳的感觉就行

00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,类似自泌乳是指...

00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,就是类似的感觉

00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,所以

00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,比如让阿杉变成婴儿什么的

00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,啊？要我当婴儿？

00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:05,对

00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,诶不要，才不要

00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,我们来造小孩吧

00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,不是，不是这个意思啦

00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,诶为什么啊

00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,好想自泌乳啊

00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,不是说了嘛要自泌乳

00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,只能先造小孩不是吗

00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,那算了，阿杉你...

00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,说是让我对自乳宝宝这样做就好了

00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,所以是自乳扮演

00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,扮演？宝宝

00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,宝宝...是要我当宝宝吗？

00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,对

00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,没问题的啦

00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,小杉也要变成宝宝哦

00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,诶？

00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,过来嘛

00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:40,变成宝宝的话会有奖励吗？

00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,奖励？

00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,才没有呢

00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,诶~没奖励的话人家才不要玩

00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,要玩的要玩的

00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,过来过来 要玩的要玩的

00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,真的？

00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,哎呀呀呀

00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,好啦

00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,啊~麻麻

00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,为什么？不能说 不能说 不可以说话的

00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,不能说？

00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,不能说 连"饭饭"都不可以讲哦

00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,宝宝不说"饭饭"吗？

00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,饭饭 不说 不说

00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,会说"饭饭"说明已经可以吃辅食啦

00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,哈？

00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,啊~奶奶 奶奶

00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,奶奶

00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,啊 啊 啊 啊

00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,再投入一点

00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,奶奶

00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,这样？小宝宝会这么色气地摸吗

00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,奶奶 软软的

00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,话太多了啦

00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:34,戳戳 奶奶 戳戳

00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,戳 戳 戳 戳

00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,小宝宝不会这样摸吧？

00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,嗯？

00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,没关系的 宝宝

00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:48,小宝宝就是会对感兴趣的东西又摸又啃呀

00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,确实是这样呢

00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,对对对

00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,小杉好厉害 宝宝度满分呢

00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,诶？

00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,等等等等 噢~什么啊

00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,哎呀，那是针织衫吗？

00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,总觉得这件好花哨啊

00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,确实太花哨了

00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:12,妈妈，妈妈，这个，我想拔掉

00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,真能说啊

00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,啊，啊

00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:25,哥哥，OK

00:10:55,927 --> 00:10:57,好

00:10:57,528 --> 00:10:59,啊，又来了

00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,要像个小宝宝才行哦

00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,什么？

00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:09,太精准了吧

00:11:09,528 --> 00:11:15,你看

00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,嗯？

00:11:17,528 --> 00:11:21,怎么了？

00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:23,啊，不行

00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:31,嗯

00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,嘿

00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,啊

00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:51,嗯

00:32:51,191 --> 00:32:59,妈妈，这次这边也要抓住哦

00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:06,喂

00:33:06,191 --> 00:33:14,趁现在啊，不多给地球施加点这种刺激的话

00:33:15,191 --> 00:33:17,毕竟真的只作为小宝宝活过

00:33:17,191 --> 00:33:19,会很辛苦的

00:33:21,191 --> 00:33:29,谢谢，妈妈

00:33:49,191 --> 00:33:52,有趣吗？

00:33:52,191 --> 00:33:56,在小穴里

00:34:01,191 --> 00:34:05,妈妈

00:34:05,191 --> 00:34:06,小穴啊

00:34:06,192 --> 00:34:11,小穴

00:34:13,192 --> 00:34:21,有意思，进去啦

00:34:22,192 --> 00:34:30,嘘——没什么大不了的

00:34:40,192 --> 00:34:48,哦，妈妈

00:34:57,192 --> 00:34:59,推

00:35:05,192 --> 00:35:06,推

00:35:06,193 --> 00:35:14,深呼吸，深呼吸

00:35:14,192 --> 00:35:22,哇，妈妈好厉害

00:35:35,192 --> 00:35:42,妈妈，果然会让人很舒服呢

00:35:42,192 --> 00:35:43,嗯，我啊

00:35:43,193 --> 00:35:49,最清楚怎么让我舒服了

00:35:49,192 --> 00:35:54,让我躺下

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