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00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:43,I heard Magnum condoms
are basically

00:00:43,273 --> 00:00:45,the same size
as regular condoms.

00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,Mmm-mmm.

00:00:47,112 --> 00:00:48,Which makes you think, like,

00:00:48,446 --> 00:00:51,what else do we believe
just because of marketing?

00:00:51,247 --> 00:00:52,Like, if you grew up being told

00:00:52,346 --> 00:00:53,the Book of Mormon is fake,

00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause

00:00:55,953 --> 00:00:57,that's what you were told.

00:00:57,989 --> 00:00:59,No, Magnums are huge.

00:00:59,556 --> 00:01:03,My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,

00:01:03,692 --> 00:01:07,like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.

00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,Sounds made up.

00:01:09,266 --> 00:01:11,Elephant trunk.

00:01:11,403 --> 00:01:14,Yup.
That's what she would call it.

00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,I was watching this video,

00:01:19,175 --> 00:01:20,I'm not sure where I saw it.

00:01:20,642 --> 00:01:23,It was these two people
having intercourse,

00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,um, sexual intercourse,

00:01:25,779 --> 00:01:27,s***x, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.

00:01:27,814 --> 00:01:31,Like an amateur
p***o... nography type thing?

00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,

00:01:34,623 --> 00:01:37,as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.

00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,Just screaming.

00:01:38,358 --> 00:01:39,And then, all of a sudden,

00:01:39,965 --> 00:01:42,off camera, in the hallway,

00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:43,you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,

00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,"We can hear you!"

00:01:46,433 --> 00:01:49,And the couple stop s***x-ing.

00:01:50,607 --> 00:01:56,And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces

00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:58,was so painful.

00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,And the p***o-girl who's, like,

00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:05,taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,

00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:07,"Good!" under her breath,

00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:09,but you can literally
see her soul

00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:12,being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.

00:02:12,865 --> 00:02:14,All of her dignity gone,

00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:17,as if realizing
for the first time, like,

00:02:17,969 --> 00:02:20,"Wow, this is my life,"

00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,"I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."

00:02:25,239 --> 00:02:27,And I just thought,

00:02:27,245 --> 00:02:29,"Like, wow,
that is really poignant."

00:02:33,018 --> 00:02:35,Because, like, in that moment,

00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,I was like, "Yeah."

00:02:39,021 --> 00:02:40,God's real.

00:02:40,759 --> 00:02:42,We have souls.

00:02:42,191 --> 00:02:43,It's divine confirmation.

00:02:46,899 --> 00:02:49,Do you watch a lot of...

00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,No! I do not! No.

00:02:51,699 --> 00:02:53,- I do not watch p***o-ography.
- Okay, okay.

00:02:53,737 --> 00:02:54,No.

00:02:54,601 --> 00:02:57,- It's okay.
- No! I said no!

00:02:57,108 --> 00:02:58,- I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.

00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,- Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay.

00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,Oh, I hope this goes well.

00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,I know it's not a competition,

00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,but I haven't baptized
a single investigator

00:03:11,056 --> 00:03:12,on my mission yet.

00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:14,It's okay, I've only converted,

00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,- like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?

00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:19,Balls.

00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:27,Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?

00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:29,The p***o thing?

00:03:30,038 --> 00:03:31,Like...

00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,How has God shown you
that the church is true?

00:03:35,545 --> 00:03:37,I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...

00:03:37,545 --> 00:03:39,I haven't really
thought about it.

00:03:39,578 --> 00:03:40,But you know it's true.

00:03:46,654 --> 00:03:49,If ye receive no witness

00:03:49,294 --> 00:03:51,until after the trial
of your faith...

00:03:51,296 --> 00:03:53,If ye receive no witness...

00:03:54,098 --> 00:03:55,Who do we have...

00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,after this couple again?

00:03:57,129 --> 00:03:59,I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.

00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:01,Okay. Oh, yeah.

00:04:01,736 --> 00:04:04,Okay, for every flight
of stairs...

00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:06,- Yeah?
- Our husband

00:04:06,311 --> 00:04:08,gets five times hotter.

00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,Hi, good afternoon, ma'**.
My name is Sister Barnes,

00:04:10,711 --> 00:04:12,and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.

00:04:12,381 --> 00:04:14,Are you interested in learning

00:04:14,186 --> 00:04:16,about our savior, Jesus Christ?

00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:17,Okay.

00:04:19,156 --> 00:04:20,- Hi!
- Good afternoon.

00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,- Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,

00:04:21,422 --> 00:04:23,Sister Barnes, and...

00:04:23,725 --> 00:04:25,You ever feel
like when you sing,

00:04:25,461 --> 00:04:27,it's, like, too high or too low?

00:04:27,695 --> 00:04:29,I don't really like to sing.

00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:31,I think you have
a beautiful voice.

00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...

00:04:33,204 --> 00:04:34,No, you do. You do.

00:04:34,269 --> 00:04:35,I enjoy it.

00:04:41,512 --> 00:04:43,Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.

00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:45,Hey...

00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:49,Sorry!

00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,Sorry! Can we get a pic?

00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:56,Oh, of course!

00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,Uh, here.

00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,- Is it true?
- Is what true?

00:05:00,332 --> 00:05:02,- Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?

00:05:05,468 --> 00:05:07,Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.

00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:26,This is it.

00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:39,People think we're weird.

00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:42,What do you mean?

00:05:44,806 --> 00:05:46,I don't know.
That South Park musical

00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,kind of makes fun of us.

00:05:48,775 --> 00:05:50,I listened to some of the songs,

00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,and they're actually
pretty funny.

00:05:58,655 --> 00:06:01,Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?

00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:06,You're awesome.

00:06:08,163 --> 00:06:09,Thanks.

00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.

00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:43,Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,

00:06:43,331 --> 00:06:44,Sister Barnes.

00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:46,God chooses prophets,

00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,such as Adam,

00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:48,Noah, Abraham and Moses.

00:06:48,773 --> 00:06:51,The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.

00:06:54,474 --> 00:06:56,All right.

00:06:56,181 --> 00:06:57,Let's get you a baptism.

00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,Okay.

00:07:26,471 --> 00:07:27,Ah!

00:07:28,212 --> 00:07:29,Good afternoon.

00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:30,- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,- Hi.
- Good afternoon.

00:07:32,246 --> 00:07:35,I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.

00:07:35,352 --> 00:07:37,Um, are you Mr. Reed?

00:07:37,188 --> 00:07:38,I **. Hello to you.

00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:39,- Hello. Wait.
- Hi.

00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,You are Paxton, you are Barnes.

00:07:40,456 --> 00:07:41,- Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...

00:07:41,756 --> 00:07:42,- Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.

00:07:42,889 --> 00:07:44,- Paxton, Barnes.
- Yeah.

00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:46,Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.

00:07:46,863 --> 00:07:48,We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by

00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:50,because you mentioned
you might be interested

00:07:50,966 --> 00:07:52,in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ

00:07:52,732 --> 00:07:54,of Latter-day Saints?

00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:58,974 --> 00:08:02,Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,

00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,as it will help you
understand the restoration.

00:08:04,548 --> 00:08:06,I... I actually
have one already,

00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,but, um, you can never
have too many.

00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,It... it tells you
all the ways

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