Heretic Eng -accomplishedyak (2024) Subtitles

At 00:00:38,501, Character said: I heard Magnum condoms
are basically

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At 00:00:43,273, Character said: the same size
as regular condoms.

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At 00:00:45,578, Character said: Mmm-mmm.

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At 00:00:47,112, Character said: Which makes you think, like,

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At 00:00:48,446, Character said: what else do we believe
just because of marketing?

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At 00:00:51,247, Character said: Like, if you grew up being told

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At 00:00:52,346, Character said: the Book of Mormon is fake,

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At 00:00:54,087, Character said: you'd probably believe
it was fake 'cause

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At 00:00:55,953, Character said: that's what you were told.

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At 00:00:57,989, Character said: No, Magnums are huge.

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At 00:00:59,556, Character said: My sister said her ex-husband
had a scary big peen,

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At 00:01:03,692, Character said: like, frighteningly big,
and they had to wear Magnums.

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At 00:01:07,428, Character said: Sounds made up.

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At 00:01:09,266, Character said: Elephant trunk.

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At 00:01:11,403, Character said: Yup.
That's what she would call it.

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At 00:01:18,011, Character said: I was watching this video,

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At 00:01:19,175, Character said: I'm not sure where I saw it.

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At 00:01:20,642, Character said: It was these two people
having intercourse,

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At 00:01:23,684, Character said: um, sexual intercourse,

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At 00:01:25,779, Character said: s***x, and, uh,
and a cameraman filming them.

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At 00:01:27,814, Character said: Like an amateur
p***o... nography type thing?

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At 00:01:31,192, Character said: Um, and the girl in the video
was moaning loudly,

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At 00:01:34,623, Character said: as in typical, I assume,
in that kind of video.

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At 00:01:37,323, Character said: Just screaming.

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At 00:01:38,358, Character said: And then, all of a sudden,

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At 00:01:39,965, Character said: off camera, in the hallway,

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At 00:01:42,134, Character said: you hear this lady yell,
through the wall,

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At 00:01:43,967, Character said: "We can hear you!"

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At 00:01:46,433, Character said: And the couple stop s***x-ing.

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At 00:01:50,607, Character said: And the look of embarrassment
and horror on their faces

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At 00:01:56,617, Character said: was so painful.

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At 00:01:59,920, Character said: And the p***o-girl who's, like,

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At 00:02:02,081, Character said: taking it from behind-ish,
says something defiant, like,

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At 00:02:05,990, Character said: "Good!" under her breath,

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At 00:02:08,061, Character said: but you can literally
see her soul

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At 00:02:09,791, Character said: being sucked out of her body,
right then and there.

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At 00:02:12,865, Character said: All of her dignity gone,

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At 00:02:14,761, Character said: as if realizing
for the first time, like,

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At 00:02:17,969, Character said: "Wow, this is my life,"

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At 00:02:20,273, Character said: "I'm f-ing a stranger
on camera for money."

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At 00:02:25,239, Character said: And I just thought,

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At 00:02:27,245, Character said: "Like, wow,
that is really poignant."

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At 00:02:33,018, Character said: Because, like, in that moment,

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At 00:02:35,722, Character said: I was like, "Yeah."

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At 00:02:39,021, Character said: God's real.

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At 00:02:40,759, Character said: We have souls.

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At 00:02:42,191, Character said: It's divine confirmation.

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At 00:02:46,899, Character said: Do you watch a lot of...

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At 00:02:49,629, Character said: No! I do not! No.

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At 00:02:51,699, Character said: - I do not watch p***o-ography.
- Okay, okay.

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At 00:02:53,737, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:54,601, Character said: - It's okay.
- No! I said no!

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At 00:02:57,108, Character said: - I'm not!
- Mmm-hmm. I know.

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At 00:02:58,444, Character said: - Not a pornography watcher.
- Okay. Okay.

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At 00:03:05,019, Character said: Oh, I hope this goes well.

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At 00:03:07,448, Character said: I know it's not a competition,

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At 00:03:09,223, Character said: but I haven't baptized
a single investigator

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At 00:03:11,056, Character said: on my mission yet.

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At 00:03:12,487, Character said: It's okay, I've only converted,

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At 00:03:14,360, Character said: - like, eight or nine people.
- Eight or nine?

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At 00:03:18,697, Character said: Balls.

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At 00:03:24,733, Character said: Anyway, what do you think
about what I was saying?

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At 00:03:28,675, Character said: The p***o thing?

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At 00:03:30,038, Character said: Like...

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At 00:03:31,245, Character said: How has God shown you
that the church is true?

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At 00:03:35,545, Character said: I don't know.
I guess I haven't really...

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At 00:03:37,545, Character said: I haven't really
thought about it.

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At 00:03:39,578, Character said: But you know it's true.

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At 00:03:46,654, Character said: If ye receive no witness

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At 00:03:49,294, Character said: until after the trial
of your faith...

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At 00:03:51,296, Character said: If ye receive no witness...

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At 00:03:54,098, Character said: Who do we have...

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At 00:03:55,836, Character said: after this couple again?

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At 00:03:57,129, Character said: I think we have
the bald guy we met at Costco.

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At 00:04:00,005, Character said: Okay. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:01,736, Character said: Okay, for every flight
of stairs...

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At 00:04:04,276, Character said: - Yeah?
- Our husband

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At 00:04:06,311, Character said: gets five times hotter.

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At 00:04:08,580, Character said: Hi, good afternoon, ma'**.
My name is Sister Barnes,

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At 00:04:10,711, Character said: and this is my companion,
Sister Paxton.

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At 00:04:12,381, Character said: Are you interested in learning

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At 00:04:14,186, Character said: about our savior, Jesus Christ?

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At 00:04:16,549, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:19,156, Character said: - Hi!
- Good afternoon.

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At 00:04:20,292, Character said: - Hi, are you interest...
- My name is, uh,

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At 00:04:21,422, Character said: Sister Barnes, and...

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At 00:04:23,725, Character said: You ever feel
like when you sing,

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At 00:04:25,461, Character said: it's, like, too high or too low?

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At 00:04:27,695, Character said: I don't really like to sing.

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At 00:04:29,731, Character said: I think you have
a beautiful voice.

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At 00:04:31,470, Character said: I know I don't have
a beautiful voice, but...

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At 00:04:33,204, Character said: No, you do. You do.

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At 00:04:34,269, Character said: I enjoy it.

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At 00:04:41,512, Character said: Oh, my gosh.
I already love these girls.

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At 00:04:44,379, Character said: Hey...

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At 00:04:48,889, Character said: Sorry!

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At 00:04:52,992, Character said: Sorry! Can we get a pic?

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At 00:04:54,959, Character said: Oh, of course!

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At 00:04:56,696, Character said: Uh, here.

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At 00:04:58,559, Character said: - Is it true?
- Is what true?

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At 00:05:00,332, Character said: - Do you wear magic underwear?
- What?

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At 00:05:05,468, Character said: Oh, my gosh!
Come on, let's go.

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At 00:05:25,055, Character said: This is it.

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At 00:05:38,303, Character said: People think we're weird.

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At 00:05:41,237, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:05:44,806, Character said: I don't know.
That South Park musical

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At 00:05:46,947, Character said: kind of makes fun of us.

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At 00:05:48,775, Character said: I listened to some of the songs,

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At 00:05:50,184, Character said: and they're actually
pretty funny.

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At 00:05:58,655, Character said: Anyway, who...
who cares what people think?

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At 00:06:04,590, Character said: You're awesome.

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At 00:06:08,163, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:06:37,530, Character said: Hi, I'm Sister Paxton. Hi.

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At 00:06:40,599, Character said: Hello, I'm Sister Paxton.
This is my companion,

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At 00:06:43,331, Character said: Sister Barnes.

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At 00:06:45,137, Character said: God chooses prophets,

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At 00:06:46,240, Character said: such as Adam,

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At 00:06:47,304, Character said: Noah, Abraham and Moses.

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At 00:06:48,773, Character said: The prophets teach about God
and receive revelation.

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At 00:06:54,474, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:56,181, Character said: Let's get you a baptism.

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At 00:07:04,417, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:26,471, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:07:28,212, Character said: Good afternoon.

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At 00:07:29,348, Character said: - Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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At 00:07:31,051, Character said: - Hi.
- Good afternoon.

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At 00:07:32,246, Character said: I'm Sister Paxton, and this is
my companion, Sister Barnes.

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At 00:07:35,352, Character said: Um, are you Mr. Reed?

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At 00:07:37,188, Character said: I **. Hello to you.

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At 00:07:38,289, Character said: - Hello. Wait.
- Hi.

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At 00:07:39,358, Character said: You are Paxton, you are Barnes.

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At 00:07:40,456, Character said: - Barnes?
- Um, no. I'm...

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At 00:07:41,756, Character said: - Paxton, Barnes.
- Barnes, yes.

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At 00:07:42,889, Character said: - Paxton, Barnes.
- Yeah.

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At 00:07:44,663, Character said: Mr. Reed, it's so nice
to meet you, finally.

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At 00:07:46,863, Character said: We were just in the area,
and we wanted to stop by

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At 00:07:49,063, Character said: because you mentioned
you might be interested

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At 00:07:50,966, Character said: in learning more about
the Church of Jesus Christ

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At 00:07:52,732, Character said: of Latter-day Saints?

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At 00:07:55,108, Character said: Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:07:58,974, Character said: Mr. Reed, we would like
to give you this booklet,

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At 00:08:02,582, Character said: as it will help you
understand the restoration.

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At 00:08:04,548, Character said: I... I actually
have one already,

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At 00:08:06,386, Character said: but, um, you can never
have too many.

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At 00:08:08,387, Character said: It... it tells you
all the ways

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