Desmonds s02e02 Hold De Front Page 1 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,470, Character said: From the long hot nights with an ocean
breeze, to the damp and to the rain of

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At 00:00:11,370, Character said: London City.

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At 00:00:15,210, Character said: We come from the sun to live in the
cold, I'm in the room, I want my coconut

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At 00:00:19,730, Character said: free.

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At 00:00:31,970, Character said: Let's keep the music sweet, wind up your
waist and feel the heat.

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At 00:00:43,180, Character said: The Peckham Symphony start early this
morning, boy.

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At 00:00:46,000, Character said: But Graham has no time, Desmond.

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At 00:00:48,080, Character said: Oh, that's a good slogan, Matthew.

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At 00:00:51,640, Character said: Maybe we could use that for our new
neighbourhood watch scheme. No, no, no,

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At 00:00:55,680, Character said: Say it yourself, she's. You ain't g***t
fortune.

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At 00:00:58,040, Character said: This world is a funny place, you know.

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At 00:01:00,440, Character said: The government spends millions of pounds
of taxpayers' money to advertise the

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At 00:01:05,220, Character said: fact that thieves steal millions of
pounds every year from the likes of us.

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At 00:01:09,680, Character said: So we pay to advertise something we
already know.

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At 00:01:12,700, Character said: The teas keep on teething. The
advertisers keep on advertising.

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At 00:01:16,580, Character said: Everybody makes money apart from us.

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At 00:01:19,940, Character said: The thing is that there is such an open
display of wealth nowadays, especially

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At 00:01:24,680, Character said: in the Southeast.

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At 00:01:25,820, Character said: It's like dangling a carrot in front of
the noses of the more impoverished.

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At 00:01:30,880, Character said: Matthew and I were having a discussion
about it. You see, there is something

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At 00:01:35,460, Character said: between those two types of therapists.

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At 00:01:39,720, Character said: The people who make the biggest fortunes
are those thieves in the city. Just

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At 00:01:42,860, Character said: because they wear pinstripe suits and
bowler hats, no one suspects them. Yeah,

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At 00:01:46,760, Character said: me know about them.

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At 00:01:48,180, Character said: You do?

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At 00:01:48,960, Character said: Now, that surprised me. Yeah, man.

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At 00:01:51,000, Character said: Them is the ones who do things inside.

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At 00:01:53,320, Character said: Don't you mean inside the dealers, yeah?
Yeah.

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At 00:01:56,060, Character said: They steal billions, mate.

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At 00:01:57,620, Character said: Well, you can hardly compare a peckham
criminal to a kitty criminal.

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At 00:02:00,840, Character said: Crime is crime, right?

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At 00:02:02,240, Character said: Whether you wear a balaclava or a bowler
hat, them is guilty.

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At 00:02:08,590, Character said: The motive that drives your city
slicker, earning 200 ,000 a year, is

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At 00:02:13,290, Character said: different to what drives your peck -on
-plate pocket on the dole. And I

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At 00:02:16,870, Character said: disagree. Because if you leave your car
unlocked long enough, they'll both drive

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At 00:02:21,670, Character said: it away.

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At 00:02:23,890, Character said: Listen,

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At 00:02:28,850, Character said: now that's why I call a friend.

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At 00:02:30,390, Character said: The man is teaching my customers. Yeah,
that's what's called inside a slip -in,

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At 00:02:34,470, Character said: James.

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At 00:02:39,880, Character said: Beckham's Symphony is getting louder.

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At 00:02:41,860, Character said: It's beginning to sound like the 1812
Overture.

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At 00:02:47,120, Character said: All right, all right, Porkpie. There's
enough noise

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At 00:02:53,660, Character said: outside without you making more inside
as well.

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At 00:02:56,220, Character said: I really like that tune, you know. That
is a hard tune.

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At 00:02:59,980, Character said: I never would have guessed you'd like
that tune, you know, Porkpie. When I saw

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At 00:03:03,260, Character said: you in full swing just then, I said to
myself, Lee, Porkpie really like that

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At 00:03:06,840, Character said: tune, you know.

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At 00:03:10,640, Character said: Would you like to read my paper?

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At 00:03:12,980, Character said: Yes, thanks, mate.

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At 00:03:14,240, Character said: Why, think nothing of it.

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At 00:03:15,660, Character said: It's nice to meet young people who like
to expand their minds.

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At 00:03:20,960, Character said: Next. Yes, you.

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At 00:03:23,340, Character said: Good morning, sir.

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At 00:03:24,640, Character said: Welcome to Desmond's Hair Waves.

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At 00:03:27,220, Character said: Today you'll be flying clipper class.

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At 00:03:29,480, Character said: So pass in your seatbelts.

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At 00:04:00,719, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:04:02,160, Character said: And to be perfectly honest with you, I
don't care.

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At 00:04:04,600, Character said: I'm going home to bed.

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At 00:04:05,920, Character said: I had my fair share of the war last
night.

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At 00:04:08,160, Character said: I thought the policeman was always on
duty.

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At 00:04:10,640, Character said: Yeah, but the trick is to get from the
factory... Factory? The police station,

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At 00:04:14,760, Character said: please. To get from there to home
without seeing any violations along the

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At 00:04:18,820, Character said: which ain't half difficult in Peckham.

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At 00:04:20,839, Character said: Certain things you have to let go.
Pretend you've never seen them. But

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At 00:04:23,900, Character said: mostly minor offences.

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At 00:04:25,280, Character said: Yeah, but don't you get withdrawal
symptoms, Ned? You know, turn the blind

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At 00:04:29,460, Character said: I thought your motto was, you know, if
it moves, nick it. Oh, very funny.

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At 00:04:34,700, Character said: If I have any more of your cheek, I'd
have to live up to that motto.

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At 00:04:38,340, Character said: No, truly, I just popped in to tell
Michael that I'm not going to be able to

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At 00:04:41,580, Character said: make the cricket match on Sunday.

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At 00:04:43,640, Character said: I have to be on duty for the game
against Millwall and West Ham at the

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At 00:04:47,660, Character said: Rather you than me, mate.

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At 00:04:49,800, Character said: I thought Millwall was changing the
image.

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At 00:04:52,440, Character said: Well, they've g***t a crush now. A crush?

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At 00:04:54,840, Character said: You mean we subsidising their kids by
building a crush?

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At 00:04:58,340, Character said: While the real children are on the
football ground fighting each other?

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At 00:05:02,380, Character said: What is this word I'm into?

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At 00:05:05,980, Character said: Can you imagine the sort of kids in that
creche?

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At 00:05:08,640, Character said: Little hooligans with bobber boots and t
-shirts saying, get to go with your toy

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At 00:05:12,800, Character said: or I'll kick you in the pampers.

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At 00:05:15,680, Character said: Next.

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At 00:05:17,500, Character said: I'm waiting for him.

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At 00:05:19,060, Character said: So ** I.

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At 00:05:24,800, Character said: Leaps.

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At 00:05:26,920, Character said: I want a word.

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At 00:05:31,790, Character said: I was only joking about the motto, Nev.
You know what they call me? Cheeky Lee.

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At 00:05:40,450, Character said: Look, Nev.

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At 00:05:41,970, Character said: If you want to talk to me about those
electric kettles, I had no idea they

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At 00:05:45,090, Character said: didn't eat up.

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At 00:05:47,190, Character said: I mean, how was I supposed to know the
heating element was missing?

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At 00:05:51,210, Character said: Come on, I've g***t my reputation to think
about. They call me Bargain Lee.

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At 00:05:54,710, Character said: Fearless is my game. Cheekness is my
name.

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At 00:05:57,410, Character said: And they call me Honest Nev.

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At 00:05:59,550, Character said: I'm the Lev.

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At 00:06:01,640, Character said: It's not about that.

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At 00:06:02,980, Character said: Ain't it?

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At 00:06:04,220, Character said: What's it about, then?

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At 00:06:05,980, Character said: Uh... You don't know why I could get two
cheap tickets to Barbados in September,

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At 00:06:11,660, Character said: do you? See?

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At 00:06:13,700, Character said: It's my middle name.

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At 00:06:15,140, Character said: I know. I won't be grinding.

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At 00:06:20,240, Character said: Here's the chorus.

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At 00:06:24,620, Character said: You hoo -hoo, we count two hoo -hoo.

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At 00:06:31,530, Character said: It'll sound as if you're crying.

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At 00:06:32,830, Character said: That's never going to win the Peckham
local radio jingle competition.

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At 00:06:36,010, Character said: It fits the tune, Sean.

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At 00:06:37,430, Character said: But it'll ruin my track.

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At 00:06:38,770, Character said: Look, judging from your virtuoso
performance on the old keyboards last

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At 00:06:42,070, Character said: couldn't have done much worse.

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At 00:06:43,390, Character said: My tune needs a special ingredient.

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At 00:06:45,950, Character said: We're making a jingle, Sean, not cookie
-nacky and saltfish.

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At 00:06:50,350, Character said: And we've g***t better things to do.

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At 00:06:54,390, Character said: So that's clear to hear. Come, come.

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At 00:07:10,180, Character said: An L2, an R -Man is only one station
when you're in your car.

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At 00:07:15,760, Character said: It's Kiki, y 'all.

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At 00:07:46,090, Character said: They get bigger and stronger whilst I
get weaker.

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At 00:07:49,650, Character said: Now hold your feet. A tart should never
rise.

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At 00:07:52,950, Character said: I'm sorry, she did.

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At 00:07:54,830, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:19,080, Character said: this morning.

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At 00:08:19,680, Character said: I nearly had a heart attack. Does what?

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At 00:08:22,540, Character said: What did the doctor have to say about
your mouth?

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At 00:08:30,340, Character said: Nothing wrong with me mouth.

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At 00:08:33,600, Character said: It's funny how there's never anything
wrong with she mouth.

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At 00:08:37,760, Character said: That's because it gets plenty of
exercise.

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At 00:08:41,080, Character said: And it's funny how the mouth is the only
part of the body you two ever seem to

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