The Drew Carey Show s07e26 The Eagle Has Landed Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,So, uh, Kathy, it's great to meet you.
It says here you want to work in the

00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:04,Young Miss Department.

00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,Yeah. Yeah. I'm a people person.

00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,A young people person.

00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,And I like department stores because
they have all those different

00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:16,And I feel like I could teach the teens
how to be, like, a little Britney, but

00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,not too Christina.

00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,Uh, does it appear that you went to the
University of Arizona?

00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,Yeah. It's really hot there. I had to
transfer.

00:00:28,930 --> 00:00:32,And also, you used to work with, wow,
Janet Jackson?

00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:34,Yeah. I was a Janet Jackson dancer.

00:00:34,590 --> 00:00:35,Oh, what was she like?

00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:36,Cold and distant.

00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:40,That's a really nice suit, by the way.
Thank you very much. Did you get it

00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:42,Well, I get all my clothes here. I get a
discount.

00:00:42,970 --> 00:00:44,Wow. Yeah, the sleeves are kind of
short.

00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,But you have really great ribs.

00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:49,Thanks. Really, really handsome.

00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:51,Thanks. I like monkey arms.

00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:54,I love that in a guy, monkey arms.

00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:56,That wasn't inappropriate.

00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:58,I was just picturing the two of us
swinging on trees.

00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:02,I love that face.

00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,I know.

00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,Wow, I can barely keep my clothes on.

00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:10,That wasn't inappropriate, and I'm
sorry. That's okay. That's all right.

00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:12,here for sales, and I'm calling on you.

00:01:16,170 --> 00:01:18,Since you used to play the codophone.

00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:20,Yeah.

00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,A telephonic instrument.

00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:24,That's what you're saying.

00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,I thought it was an answering machine.
How do you play an answer? In a way it

00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,is, and yet you can... Oh.

00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,Mimi Bobeck. Great.

00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,I haven't seen you since the Venus
flytrap.

00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,I thought I'd find a stripper.

00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,Yeah. Three months ago.

00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:45,I was a good stripper. You were a
thieving, lying, stealing stripper. What

00:01:45,220 --> 00:01:48,you talking about? I'm talking about you
stealing all my dance moves and about

00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,stealing my boyfriend.

00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,Dolem, he wanted me.

00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,You should put him in the trunk of your
car.

00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:54,He was dying to get in my trunk.

00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:57,Well, it doesn't matter.

00:01:57,470 --> 00:01:59,Because I'm married now to a really
great guy.

00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:05,And this ring is next to the finger that
says how I really feel about you.

00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,I don't care. I just met someone really
wonderful, too.

00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,Oh, really?

00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,Yeah.

00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,that I shouldn't have had an outburst
during a job interview. It's just she

00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,brings something out of me.

00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,I'm really sorry.

00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:26,You know, I've g***t to be honest.

00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,You have a lot of life experience.

00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,Just not a lot of retail life
experience.

00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:31,No, I understand.

00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,Do I have a shot at dinner with you?

00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,I think you're very attractive. I would
love to go out with you. Oh, that would

00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:39,be great!

00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:41,I g***t your number and everything right
here. I'll just give you a call. Okay,

00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:45,yeah. The numbers might be a little
inverted. I can't spell numbers that

00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:46,But just a call.

00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:48,Okay, sure. Okay, well, great.

00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:52,It was nice. Yeah, I'll see you later.
Nice meeting you. Yeah, you too.

00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,Well, we can do this later, right?

00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,Okay. Sorry.

00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:06,All this energy calling me.

00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,Back where it comes from.

00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,It's such a crude attitude.

00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,It's back where it belongs.

00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:22,All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock.

00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:29,Living in sin with a safety pin going
Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock,

00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,Cleveland Rock.

00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:37,Pretty bad.

00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,Addy likes.

00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:10,You have a cold, don't you? Little one.

00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,Hey, guys.

00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:15,Bad.

00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:20,Lewis, I have in this bag something
that's going to change our lives.

00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:22,Not lipstick and blush again, is it?

00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:27,No, it's financial security.

00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,We're going to bake my grandmother's
gingerbread cookies in our house in the

00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:32,park and sell them.

00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:35,You know anything about baking cookies?
Where do you get the money to do that?

00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,Actually, I used our car fund to buy a
big oven.

00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,You used our car fund money? Yeah.

00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,You guys are saving for a car?

00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:44,Oh, no, no. It's not for a new car. It's
where we keep our money. It's the only

00:04:44,770 --> 00:04:45,thing we own that has locks.

00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:51,You guys can't start another business.
Are you out of your mind? You don't know

00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:52,anything about cookies or baking?

00:04:53,570 --> 00:04:55,How about your mail -order taxidermy?

00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,It didn't work out so well, did it?

00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:00,No. How'd you like opening those
packages?

00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,And how about the marital aid rental?

00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,You can't rent that stuff. It's not like
bowling shoes.

00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,Well, all rise for judgmental. Yeah.

00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:14,You know what?

00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:18,You're so negative.

00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:19,At least we're trying.

00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:24,At least we're not content to sit in the
same desk in the same little cubicle

00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,every day with our sad little boring
lives.

00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:30,I'm talking about Drew. Oh.

00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:32,So you're on board?

00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:35,Yeah, you bet I'm on board. All right.

00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,What the hell was that? I don't know.

00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,Oh, my God.

00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,Oh, it's a squirrel head.

00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:54,What's a squirrel head doing out here?

00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:57,I don't know. Maybe it's the beginning
of a squirrel revolution.

00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:01,Whoa. Oh, my God.

00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:04,There's a bald eagle on your roof.

00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:05,Wow. Yeah.

00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:08,Hey, you know, that's good luck. Not for
squirrels.

00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,Oh, wow.

00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,Hey, wait a minute. This is like an
omen. For what?

00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,Well, don't you see? This is saying that
our cookie business is going to take

00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:21,off and soar like an eagle. Oh, that's
great.

00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:24,Hey, let's go look at that oven. Oh,
you'd love it. It's so big it could fit

00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:27,bald eagle. Oh, yeah. That would be an
American Thanksgiving.

00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:34,I don't see why the salmon can't be the
symbol for America.

00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:36,It even rocks. Uncle Salmon.

00:06:36,310 --> 00:06:37,Uncle Salmon wants you.

00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,Hey, man, look at that.

00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:43,Wow. Somebody broke into my house.

00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:46,Big deal. I g***t nothing worth stealing.
My beanie babies!

00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:09,Gracias. Give me the piece.

00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:11,And nice to see you.

00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,Where's the bird? It's right there.

00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:15,Took you long enough.

00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:18,What a wonderful creature.

00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:22,You're so lucky, you're so lucky, you
know, he chews your place.

00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:23,Yeah, he chews the whole place.

00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:29,No, your house, you know, your house has
g***t wonderful nesting material here.

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