The Drew Carey Show s07e26 The Eagle Has Landed Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: So, uh, Kathy, it's great to meet you.
It says here you want to work in the

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At 00:00:03,660, Character said: Young Miss Department.

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At 00:00:04,780, Character said: Yeah. Yeah. I'm a people person.

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At 00:00:07,040, Character said: A young people person.

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At 00:00:08,720, Character said: And I like department stores because
they have all those different

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At 00:00:13,220, Character said: And I feel like I could teach the teens
how to be, like, a little Britney, but

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At 00:00:16,680, Character said: not too Christina.

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At 00:00:18,900, Character said: Uh, does it appear that you went to the
University of Arizona?

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At 00:00:23,000, Character said: Yeah. It's really hot there. I had to
transfer.

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At 00:00:28,930, Character said: And also, you used to work with, wow,
Janet Jackson?

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At 00:00:32,409, Character said: Yeah. I was a Janet Jackson dancer.

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At 00:00:34,590, Character said: Oh, what was she like?

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At 00:00:35,390, Character said: Cold and distant.

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At 00:00:38,030, Character said: That's a really nice suit, by the way.
Thank you very much. Did you get it

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At 00:00:41,150, Character said: Well, I get all my clothes here. I get a
discount.

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At 00:00:42,970, Character said: Wow. Yeah, the sleeves are kind of
short.

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At 00:00:45,230, Character said: But you have really great ribs.

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At 00:00:47,490, Character said: Thanks. Really, really handsome.

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At 00:00:49,930, Character said: Thanks. I like monkey arms.

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At 00:00:52,650, Character said: I love that in a guy, monkey arms.

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At 00:00:56,170, Character said: That wasn't inappropriate.

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At 00:00:56,930, Character said: I was just picturing the two of us
swinging on trees.

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At 00:00:59,330, Character said: I love that face.

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At 00:01:02,330, Character said: I know.

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At 00:01:03,730, Character said: Wow, I can barely keep my clothes on.

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At 00:01:06,350, Character said: That wasn't inappropriate, and I'm
sorry. That's okay. That's all right.

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At 00:01:10,030, Character said: here for sales, and I'm calling on you.

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At 00:01:16,170, Character said: Since you used to play the codophone.

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At 00:01:19,010, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:22,440, Character said: A telephonic instrument.

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At 00:01:23,900, Character said: That's what you're saying.

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At 00:01:24,720, Character said: I thought it was an answering machine.
How do you play an answer? In a way it

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At 00:01:27,440, Character said: is, and yet you can... Oh.

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At 00:01:30,520, Character said: Mimi Bobeck. Great.

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At 00:01:32,600, Character said: I haven't seen you since the Venus
flytrap.

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At 00:01:35,860, Character said: I thought I'd find a stripper.

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At 00:01:37,800, Character said: Yeah. Three months ago.

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At 00:01:39,700, Character said: I was a good stripper. You were a
thieving, lying, stealing stripper. What

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At 00:01:45,220, Character said: you talking about? I'm talking about you
stealing all my dance moves and about

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At 00:01:48,120, Character said: stealing my boyfriend.

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At 00:01:49,800, Character said: Dolem, he wanted me.

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At 00:01:51,610, Character said: You should put him in the trunk of your
car.

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At 00:01:53,350, Character said: He was dying to get in my trunk.

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At 00:01:56,110, Character said: Well, it doesn't matter.

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At 00:01:57,470, Character said: Because I'm married now to a really
great guy.

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At 00:02:00,410, Character said: And this ring is next to the finger that
says how I really feel about you.

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At 00:02:06,750, Character said: I don't care. I just met someone really
wonderful, too.

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At 00:02:10,330, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:02:11,270, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:18,440, Character said: that I shouldn't have had an outburst
during a job interview. It's just she

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At 00:02:21,100, Character said: brings something out of me.

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At 00:02:23,480, Character said: I'm really sorry.

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At 00:02:25,220, Character said: You know, I've g***t to be honest.

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At 00:02:26,440, Character said: You have a lot of life experience.

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At 00:02:28,420, Character said: Just not a lot of retail life
experience.

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At 00:02:30,940, Character said: No, I understand.

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At 00:02:33,000, Character said: Do I have a shot at dinner with you?

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At 00:02:35,920, Character said: I think you're very attractive. I would
love to go out with you. Oh, that would

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At 00:02:38,740, Character said: be great!

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At 00:02:39,610, Character said: I g***t your number and everything right
here. I'll just give you a call. Okay,

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At 00:02:41,810, Character said: yeah. The numbers might be a little
inverted. I can't spell numbers that

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At 00:02:45,170, Character said: But just a call.

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At 00:02:46,550, Character said: Okay, sure. Okay, well, great.

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At 00:02:48,550, Character said: It was nice. Yeah, I'll see you later.
Nice meeting you. Yeah, you too.

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At 00:02:54,030, Character said: Well, we can do this later, right?

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At 00:02:55,210, Character said: Okay. Sorry.

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At 00:02:59,550, Character said: All this energy calling me.

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At 00:03:07,470, Character said: Back where it comes from.

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At 00:03:09,940, Character said: It's such a crude attitude.

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At 00:03:13,120, Character said: It's back where it belongs.

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At 00:03:16,100, Character said: All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock.

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At 00:03:22,860, Character said: Living in sin with a safety pin going
Cleveland Rock, Cleveland Rock,

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At 00:03:29,480, Character said: Cleveland Rock.

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At 00:03:32,200, Character said: Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio.

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At 00:03:36,900, Character said: Pretty bad.

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At 00:04:05,870, Character said: Addy likes.

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At 00:04:08,870, Character said: You have a cold, don't you? Little one.

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At 00:04:12,310, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:04:14,510, Character said: Bad.

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At 00:04:16,610, Character said: Lewis, I have in this bag something
that's going to change our lives.

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At 00:04:21,190, Character said: Not lipstick and blush again, is it?

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At 00:04:25,170, Character said: No, it's financial security.

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At 00:04:28,410, Character said: We're going to bake my grandmother's
gingerbread cookies in our house in the

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At 00:04:31,490, Character said: park and sell them.

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At 00:04:32,650, Character said: You know anything about baking cookies?
Where do you get the money to do that?

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At 00:04:35,390, Character said: Actually, I used our car fund to buy a
big oven.

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At 00:04:37,810, Character said: You used our car fund money? Yeah.

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At 00:04:40,210, Character said: You guys are saving for a car?

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At 00:04:41,650, Character said: Oh, no, no. It's not for a new car. It's
where we keep our money. It's the only

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At 00:04:44,770, Character said: thing we own that has locks.

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At 00:04:47,410, Character said: You guys can't start another business.
Are you out of your mind? You don't know

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At 00:04:51,270, Character said: anything about cookies or baking?

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At 00:04:53,570, Character said: How about your mail -order taxidermy?

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At 00:04:56,590, Character said: It didn't work out so well, did it?

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At 00:04:58,470, Character said: No. How'd you like opening those
packages?

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At 00:05:02,770, Character said: And how about the marital aid rental?

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At 00:05:06,290, Character said: You can't rent that stuff. It's not like
bowling shoes.

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At 00:05:10,250, Character said: Well, all rise for judgmental. Yeah.

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At 00:05:13,190, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:05:16,930, Character said: You're so negative.

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At 00:05:18,510, Character said: At least we're trying.

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At 00:05:20,210, Character said: At least we're not content to sit in the
same desk in the same little cubicle

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At 00:05:24,670, Character said: every day with our sad little boring
lives.

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At 00:05:28,530, Character said: I'm talking about Drew. Oh.

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At 00:05:31,010, Character said: So you're on board?

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At 00:05:33,050, Character said: Yeah, you bet I'm on board. All right.

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At 00:05:39,630, Character said: What the hell was that? I don't know.

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At 00:05:46,930, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:05:49,130, Character said: Oh, it's a squirrel head.

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At 00:05:53,010, Character said: What's a squirrel head doing out here?

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At 00:05:54,890, Character said: I don't know. Maybe it's the beginning
of a squirrel revolution.

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At 00:06:00,070, Character said: Whoa. Oh, my God.

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At 00:06:02,510, Character said: There's a bald eagle on your roof.

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At 00:06:04,450, Character said: Wow. Yeah.

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At 00:06:06,070, Character said: Hey, you know, that's good luck. Not for
squirrels.

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At 00:06:10,430, Character said: Oh, wow.

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At 00:06:12,830, Character said: Hey, wait a minute. This is like an
omen. For what?

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At 00:06:16,170, Character said: Well, don't you see? This is saying that
our cookie business is going to take

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At 00:06:19,150, Character said: off and soar like an eagle. Oh, that's
great.

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At 00:06:21,830, Character said: Hey, let's go look at that oven. Oh,
you'd love it. It's so big it could fit

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At 00:06:24,810, Character said: bald eagle. Oh, yeah. That would be an
American Thanksgiving.

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At 00:06:30,510, Character said: I don't see why the salmon can't be the
symbol for America.

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At 00:06:34,430, Character said: It even rocks. Uncle Salmon.

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At 00:06:36,310, Character said: Uncle Salmon wants you.

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At 00:06:38,310, Character said: Hey, man, look at that.

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At 00:06:41,290, Character said: Wow. Somebody broke into my house.

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At 00:06:44,050, Character said: Big deal. I g***t nothing worth stealing.
My beanie babies!

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At 00:07:08,390, Character said: Gracias. Give me the piece.

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At 00:07:10,150, Character said: And nice to see you.

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At 00:07:11,470, Character said: Where's the bird? It's right there.

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At 00:07:14,510, Character said: Took you long enough.

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At 00:07:15,970, Character said: What a wonderful creature.

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At 00:07:18,730, Character said: You're so lucky, you're so lucky, you
know, he chews your place.

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At 00:07:22,750, Character said: Yeah, he chews the whole place.

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At 00:07:24,170, Character said: No, your house, you know, your house has
g***t wonderful nesting material here.

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