The Drew Carey Show What Women Dont Want S07E24 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,760, Character said: Hi, I'm Lewitt.

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At 00:00:05,720, Character said: I have to say you have the most
beautiful eyes I've ever seen.

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At 00:00:09,800, Character said: Hi, I'm Susan.

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At 00:00:11,520, Character said: Oh, hi.

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At 00:00:12,200, Character said: Live around here?

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At 00:00:13,320, Character said: Actually, I'm from Seattle.

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At 00:00:14,760, Character said: Oh, Seattle.

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At 00:00:15,760, Character said: Nice city.

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At 00:00:16,960, Character said: I read a book about a serial killer in
Seattle.

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At 00:00:20,200, Character said: I read a lot of books about serial
killers.

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At 00:00:22,720, Character said: You know, most serial killers get caught
because they boast about their crimes.

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At 00:00:27,840, Character said: It's not a mistake I'd make.

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At 00:00:31,710, Character said: So where exactly do you live?

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At 00:00:39,110, Character said: Well, that's it.

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At 00:00:40,030, Character said: I'm never going to get a date for this
wedding tomorrow night.

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At 00:00:42,650, Character said: Sounds like a special occasion. Why
don't you bring a hooker?

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At 00:00:49,030, Character said: You don't get it. It's not just a
wedding. It's Denise's wedding.

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At 00:00:52,270, Character said: Oh, Denise.

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At 00:00:52,950, Character said: Didn't you go out with her for like two
weeks? Yeah, longest relationship I've

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At 00:00:55,950, Character said: ever had.

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At 00:00:57,190, Character said: When we broke up, she said I'd never get
a good job and I'd spend the rest of my

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At 00:01:00,290, Character said: life alone.

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At 00:01:01,340, Character said: So what? That was under your yearbook
picture.

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At 00:01:05,160, Character said: Yeah, but if I show up at the wedding
alone tomorrow, it's going to prove that

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At 00:01:07,660, Character said: everything she said was right.

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At 00:01:08,880, Character said: Oh, don't worry, man.

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At 00:01:10,140, Character said: We'll get you a date. I guess ten
minutes before the bar closes.

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At 00:01:13,500, Character said: You really think you can get me a date
with one of these women?

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At 00:01:15,920, Character said: I guarantee it.

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At 00:01:20,600, Character said: And we have an early leader.

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At 00:01:30,890, Character said: All this energy calling me back where it
comes from.

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At 00:01:36,510, Character said: It's such a crude attitude.

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At 00:01:39,730, Character said: It's back where it belongs.

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At 00:01:42,630, Character said: All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland

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At 00:01:49,590, Character said: Living in sin with a safety pin goes
Cleveland Rocks!

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At 00:02:05,290, Character said: I appreciate you guys helping me, but
I've been trying to get a date for this

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At 00:02:07,290, Character said: wedding for three weeks.

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At 00:02:08,729, Character said: I don't want to hear talk like that.
You're a great guy, and any one of these

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At 00:02:13,210, Character said: lonely, aging alcoholics will be lucky
to have you.

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At 00:02:17,650, Character said: You think she can do it?

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At 00:02:19,310, Character said: Well, she certainly knows all the pickup
lines that worked on her in bars.

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At 00:02:23,630, Character said: Hi!

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At 00:02:28,710, Character said: Excuse me, may I talk to you for a
second?

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At 00:02:31,310, Character said: I guess.

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At 00:02:32,710, Character said: My name's Kate.

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At 00:02:34,630, Character said: And this is kind of awkward because I've
never done something like this before.

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At 00:02:38,750, Character said: Uh -huh.

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At 00:02:41,330, Character said: I have a friend who doesn't have that
much experience with women, but you're

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At 00:02:47,230, Character said: very attractive, and I think you and my
friend would really hit it off.

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At 00:02:51,810, Character said: I see.

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At 00:02:53,290, Character said: You know, I had a friend who had
difficulty asking women out, too.

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At 00:02:59,350, Character said: Good, so you know how awkward this is.

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At 00:03:02,030, Character said: I absolutely do.

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At 00:03:06,680, Character said: Well, good.

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At 00:03:08,280, Character said: So, um, can I tell my friend you'd like
to go out? Well, first, why don't you

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At 00:03:12,940, Character said: tell me a little something about your
friend?

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At 00:03:18,040, Character said: Look where we are.

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At 00:03:25,800, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:27,640, Character said: How'd we get here?

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At 00:03:30,280, Character said: I don't think she's helping you here.

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At 00:03:34,440, Character said: It ain't hurting.

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At 00:03:38,420, Character said: There's been a small mistake.

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At 00:03:40,820, Character said: I really was trying to set you up with
my friend over there.

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At 00:03:48,160, Character said: Oh, goodness.

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At 00:03:49,760, Character said: I'm sorry. This is a little bit
embarrassing. No, no, no. It's okay. I

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At 00:03:53,860, Character said: you weren't already gay, you would have
been after you went out with him.

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At 00:03:58,640, Character said: Look, I really do find you attractive,
so if you ever want to go out or

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At 00:04:02,940, Character said: something... My name's Beverly.

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At 00:04:05,080, Character said: Oh, I really don't think so.

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At 00:04:07,180, Character said: Dr. Beverly Johnson.

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At 00:04:10,920, Character said: Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to keep
this. I mean, I learned to like tofu.

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At 00:04:19,860, Character said: Oh, I'm so sorry, Lewis.

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At 00:04:21,720, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:04:23,240, Character said: Don't worry, buddy. I won't let you
down.

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At 00:04:25,580, Character said: I'm going to try her.

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At 00:04:27,460, Character said: Man, I hope he finds someone. When they
RSVP'd for the wedding, I might have

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At 00:04:30,340, Character said: exaggerated about a few things.

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At 00:04:32,420, Character said: Well, that's only natural.

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At 00:04:33,920, Character said: I told him I was one of the X -Men.

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At 00:04:37,640, Character said: What? You said you were in that movie?

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At 00:04:39,240, Character said: No. I told him I was the supernatural
demigod who depends the Earth.

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At 00:04:43,820, Character said: My friend right over there. He's the
nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, but

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At 00:04:46,520, Character said: rattling on. What's your name?

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At 00:04:52,300, Character said: That's a really long name.

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At 00:04:55,360, Character said: Do you mind if I just call you Ja?

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At 00:04:58,260, Character said: No, English.

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At 00:05:00,040, Character said: I, Russian.

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At 00:05:02,200, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:03,480, Character said: Oh, so you don't know what American men
are supposed to be like.

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At 00:05:09,460, Character said: That's good.

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At 00:05:12,060, Character said: All right, now how can I explain this to
you? My friend needs

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At 00:05:17,680, Character said: girl.

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At 00:05:22,800, Character said: What is he doing?

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At 00:05:27,140, Character said: I think he's doing Bugs Bunny doing Mae
West.

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At 00:05:33,360, Character said: He needs a date to a wedding, to a...

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At 00:05:36,660, Character said: It's

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At 00:05:43,660, Character said: me!

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At 00:05:45,900, Character said: Oh, yeah!

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At 00:05:47,260, Character said: Yes,

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At 00:05:48,720, Character said: yes, yes. Come over here, quick! Come
on!

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At 00:06:00,780, Character said: Hey, Lewis, this is Yaya. This is Lewis.

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At 00:06:03,300, Character said: Hi. You asked?

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At 00:06:07,920, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:09,240, Character said: I, Marie, you asked for green card.

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At 00:06:16,300, Character said: Marry me. No, no, no.

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At 00:06:17,900, Character said: I'm sorry. I can't help you get a green
card.

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At 00:06:20,380, Character said: Oh, well. I guess I'll be back stripping
by the airport.

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At 00:06:25,640, Character said: Are you ready? Absolutely.

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At 00:06:27,260, Character said: The end of the summer with the best
movie of the summer.

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At 00:06:31,020, Character said: Ebert and Roper give the Italian job two
thumbs up.

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At 00:06:34,520, Character said: Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward
Norton. The Italian job.

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At 00:06:38,060, Character said: Rated PG -13.

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At 00:06:39,140, Character said: See it again at theaters tomorrow.

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At 00:06:44,800, Character said: What's going on, buddy?

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At 00:06:45,820, Character said: I'll find somebody for you.

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At 00:06:47,380, Character said: Hi. Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but
a friend of mine is looking for a date.

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At 00:06:50,780, Character said: You seem really nice. Hi. Drew Carey is
the name.

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At 00:06:54,090, Character said: Drew Carey, the one who used to live on
Sedgwick Street?

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At 00:06:56,510, Character said: Yeah, I still do.

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At 00:06:57,610, Character said: I'm Heather Thompson from across the
street.

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At 00:07:00,590, Character said: You guys go ahead. I'll catch up with
you later.

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At 00:07:03,590, Character said: Heather! Oh, my God. I haven't seen you
since we were about five.

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At 00:07:07,410, Character said: You know, the last time I saw you, the
babysitter was giving us a bath

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At 00:07:12,490, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:13,810, Character said: I don't know if you remember this, but
the first time I saw you n***d when we

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At 00:07:17,510, Character said: were three years old, I told my dad I
thought somebody had cut your thing off.

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At 00:07:25,640, Character said: And he told me that's what they did to
the boys who didn't clean their room.

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At 00:07:30,920, Character said: So to this day, you can just eat off my
bedroom floor.

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At 00:07:36,080, Character said: It was great to see you again.

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At 00:07:37,840, Character said: Yeah. So, um, which one's your friend?

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At 00:07:41,700, Character said: Okay, here goes.

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At 00:07:43,800, Character said: It's that guy right there.

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At 00:07:45,780, Character said: He's kind of cute. Lewis, get over here,
quick!

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At 00:07:49,159, Character said: Heather, my childhood friend, Lewis.

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At 00:07:50,980, Character said: Nice to meet you.

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At 00:07:52,100, Character said: Here's the deal. My ex -girlfriend's
getting married tomorrow. If I go alone,

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