The Drew Carey Show s07e08 How Beulah Gets Her Groove Back Subtitles

At 00:00:02,010, Character said: Check it out. Look what we g***t.

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At 00:00:04,210, Character said: Come here, boy.

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At 00:00:05,070, Character said: Oh, did you get a dog?

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At 00:00:05,990, Character said: Better.

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At 00:00:11,370, Character said: A lot cuter than some of the girls you
brought over here.

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At 00:00:15,850, Character said: Hardy har har. No, it's our battle bot.

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At 00:00:20,070, Character said: Yeah, we built it to fight in the
competition at the Warsaw.

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At 00:00:22,450, Character said: Aren't you afraid it's going to outsmart
you and make you slaves?

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At 00:00:27,770, Character said: Through its head as a toaster.

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At 00:00:29,770, Character said: I repeat.

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At 00:00:31,930, Character said: Okay, laugh if you want, but if this
baby wins, we get a thousand bucks to

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At 00:00:35,130, Character said: into our new house. That's right. It's a
lot more expensive to build the house

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At 00:00:37,510, Character said: than we thought, even when you're doing
it yourself.

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At 00:00:40,010, Character said: Well, if you need extra money, why don't
you just get second jobs or something?

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At 00:00:43,570, Character said: Oh, we could.

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At 00:00:45,610, Character said: But could a second job do this?

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At 00:00:49,690, Character said: See the spider on the table?

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At 00:01:08,140, Character said: I think we've earned ourselves some
cookie dough. No, no, that's for my

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At 00:01:11,560, Character said: They're coming to visit me for a couple
of weeks.

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At 00:01:13,060, Character said: Oh, two weeks.

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At 00:01:14,960, Character said: Sorry, man. What a hassle.

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At 00:01:16,580, Character said: No, it's great. I mean, it's all cake
mix and cookie dough and stuff. I'm

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At 00:01:19,980, Character said: looking forward to my mom baking all of
it for me.

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At 00:01:22,060, Character said: You know, between the insane asylum and
the bigamy, it's been kind of a rough

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At 00:01:24,660, Character said: patch.

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At 00:01:27,180, Character said: I like having the folks around. You
know, it kind of reminds me of the good

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At 00:01:30,940, Character said: days.

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At 00:01:31,980, Character said: Stealing lumber with your dad at
midnight.

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At 00:01:36,200, Character said: Faking a fit at the 7 -Eleven while your
mom shoves bologna down her bra.

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At 00:01:43,520, Character said: Hey. Hey, Kate.

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At 00:01:45,000, Character said: What do you think of our new robot?

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At 00:01:46,700, Character said: Wow. Talk about a chick magnet.

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At 00:01:51,080, Character said: Hey, Kate.

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At 00:01:52,140, Character said: Glad you came over.

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At 00:01:53,820, Character said: So, you still mad about her breakup?

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At 00:01:56,300, Character said: Yeah, I was pretty upset after what you
did to me.

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At 00:01:58,420, Character said: But I found a way to channel my anger.
I'm taking yoga classes.

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At 00:02:01,680, Character said: Oh, good.

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At 00:02:02,320, Character said: Yeah. Look what I can do now.

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At 00:02:13,620, Character said: she's just trying to punish you Drew be
strong I also learned this

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At 00:02:40,360, Character said: grandchild would have come out of.

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At 00:02:42,880, Character said: Oh, Drew.

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At 00:02:44,780, Character said: Oh, Oswald. It's so good to see you.

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At 00:02:48,580, Character said: And Lewis.

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At 00:02:52,460, Character said: There you are.

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At 00:02:54,800, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:02:56,440, Character said: look, there's a spider in your kneecap.

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At 00:03:02,720, Character said: What the hell is this?

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At 00:03:05,820, Character said: It's our new robot. We built it.

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At 00:03:08,080, Character said: Really? I think you should take another
look at the picture on the box.

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At 00:03:13,490, Character said: Oh, Kate, we were so sorry to hear that
Drew married you and that other poor

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At 00:03:19,470, Character said: girl. But since he's our son, we're
telling everybody that you cheated on

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At 00:03:26,970, Character said: Yeah, if you ever come to Florida, you
remember, you're the cheater.

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At 00:03:31,150, Character said: Oh, so they think I'm a s***t in Florida?

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At 00:03:33,210, Character said: So what? I've been known as a s***t in
Florida since spring break 1981.

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At 00:03:37,090, Character said: Ha!

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At 00:03:44,330, Character said: I have a lot of plans.

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At 00:03:46,330, Character said: I was hoping that you could bake me some
cookies while Dad and I shot some pool.

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At 00:03:50,490, Character said: Well, we'd love to, dear, but we were
thinking about doing something a little

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At 00:03:53,570, Character said: different this time.

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At 00:03:55,990, Character said: Let's go, Mom and Dad. We g***t a lot to
do.

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At 00:03:58,710, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:03:59,570, Character said: Oh, no, honey, I hope you don't mind,
but just this once, we were planning on

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At 00:04:03,310, Character said: staying with Steve and Mimi.

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At 00:04:05,050, Character said: You don't have a problem with this, do
you, son? No, I'm fine.

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At 00:04:07,730, Character said: Fine. Oh, great. Cookie dough. Now I
don't have to go to the store.

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At 00:04:15,660, Character said: Oh, we're going to the zoo all day
tomorrow.

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At 00:04:18,000, Character said: Oh, that's good. Your parents are
finally going to meet my parents.

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At 00:04:25,300, Character said: Leave your sister -in -law alone.

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At 00:04:28,840, Character said: We'll see you on Thursday.

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At 00:04:30,720, Character said: Actually, we're going to take little Gus
to his first brewery.

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At 00:04:36,200, Character said: Just stay by the phone. We'll call.

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At 00:04:40,100, Character said: We'll call.

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At 00:04:41,720, Character said: I can't believe this.

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At 00:04:43,760, Character said: My parents would rather stick with Mimi
than me?

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At 00:04:55,320, Character said: It's not as nice as a hug from my mom,
but it'll do.

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At 00:04:59,680, Character said: We're not controlling it, Drew.

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At 00:05:13,610, Character said: Back where it comes from.

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At 00:05:16,250, Character said: It's such a crude attitude.

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At 00:05:19,450, Character said: It's back where it belongs.

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At 00:05:54,090, Character said: One of these days takes me about an hour
to get ready.

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At 00:05:57,650, Character said: I've g***t 11 different things I've g***t to
do with my teeth.

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At 00:06:02,890, Character said: Oh, it's so nice to have the whole
family together.

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At 00:06:05,570, Character said: Yeah, but all but Drew. I can't believe
that he didn't show up.

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At 00:06:09,750, Character said: Mimi, are you sure that you called him?

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At 00:06:12,930, Character said: Oh, yeah, I clearly told him where to be
at 8 o 'clock.

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At 00:06:25,870, Character said: Mind if I join you?

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At 00:06:28,470, Character said: Actually, I'm waiting for my mom.

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At 00:06:32,730, Character said: In the next hour, couples drink free.

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At 00:06:38,950, Character said: I'm Drew. Good to see you.

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At 00:06:44,390, Character said: Well, you know Drew. He's probably off
with the boys.

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At 00:06:50,030, Character said: I'm going to bed, Mom.

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At 00:06:51,230, Character said: Oh, Stephen.

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At 00:06:52,270, Character said: Good night.

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At 00:06:53,610, Character said: We'll see you later.

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At 00:06:55,710, Character said: Take your mom hat off for one minute and
admit it. That boy's g***t a great butt.

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At 00:07:01,590, Character said: You say just whatever's on your mind.

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At 00:07:05,630, Character said: Sometimes I envy that.

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At 00:07:08,870, Character said: Oh, Mom, leave that.

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At 00:07:11,330, Character said: You sure?

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At 00:07:12,310, Character said: Oh, yeah, you can get it later.

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At 00:07:17,230, Character said: Okay, what do you want to watch?

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At 00:07:20,010, Character said: Tenet.

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At 00:07:22,170, Character said: Gardening.

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At 00:07:23,980, Character said: Oops, that's a naughty channel. Turn
that off.

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At 00:07:27,380, Character said: That's okay, Mimi. You know, last night,
I couldn't sleep. I came down here. I

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At 00:07:32,400, Character said: watched that exact same movie.

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At 00:07:35,360, Character said: Really? Yes.

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At 00:07:38,600, Character said: She gets the job.

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At 00:07:43,980, Character said: I can't believe you watched a dirty
movie.

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At 00:07:46,680, Character said: Way to go, Mom!

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At 00:07:48,220, Character said: Well, you know, we don't get that
channel at home, and I was kind of

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At 00:07:54,150, Character said: Although, I must say, the acting was a
little over the top.

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At 00:07:59,270, Character said: Well, you know, they're not professional
actors. They're mostly strippers and

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At 00:08:03,290, Character said: runaways.

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At 00:08:04,670, Character said: No, I didn't mean that. I meant that,
you know, in real life, there's no

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At 00:08:09,670, Character said: for a woman to scream and thrash around
like that.

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At 00:08:15,790, Character said: You're telling me you never had a
reason?

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At 00:08:21,590, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:26,780, Character said: I shouldn't complain. George has been a
wonderful provider. He's put a roof over

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At 00:08:30,860, Character said: my head, and I've been staring silently
at it for 45 years.

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At 00:08:41,679, Character said: Beulah, you know what you g***t to do?

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At 00:08:44,720, Character said: You g***t to tell George, if he don't blow
the whistle, he don't ride the train.

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At 00:08:53,480, Character said: a little passion in their life.

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At 00:08:59,520, Character said: Hey, hey, hey.

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At 00:09:00,640, Character said: It was just for the drinks.

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At 00:09:03,320, Character said: There is no weed, Kevin.

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At 00:09:08,960, Character said: No, I would have gone over to Mimi's
house and killed her for sending me that

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At 00:09:11,540, Character said: place if it hadn't been two -for -one
apple martini night.

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At 00:09:16,460, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:09:17,320, Character said: We have perfected the ultimate killing
machine.

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At 00:09:20,460, Character said: Nothing on earth can stop this
juggernaut from hell.

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At 00:09:25,040, Character said: So, what do you want to try?

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At 00:09:26,860, Character said: I've always...