The Drew Carey Show s07e08 How Beulah Gets Her Groove Back Subtitles

00:00:02,010 --> 00:00:03,Check it out. Look what we g***t.

00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:05,Come here, boy.

00:00:05,070 --> 00:00:05,Oh, did you get a dog?

00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:06,Better.

00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:13,A lot cuter than some of the girls you
brought over here.

00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,Hardy har har. No, it's our battle bot.

00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:22,Yeah, we built it to fight in the
competition at the Warsaw.

00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:24,Aren't you afraid it's going to outsmart
you and make you slaves?

00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:29,Through its head as a toaster.

00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:30,I repeat.

00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:35,Okay, laugh if you want, but if this
baby wins, we get a thousand bucks to

00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:37,into our new house. That's right. It's a
lot more expensive to build the house

00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,than we thought, even when you're doing
it yourself.

00:00:40,010 --> 00:00:43,Well, if you need extra money, why don't
you just get second jobs or something?

00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:45,Oh, we could.

00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:49,But could a second job do this?

00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:50,See the spider on the table?

00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:11,I think we've earned ourselves some
cookie dough. No, no, that's for my

00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:12,They're coming to visit me for a couple
of weeks.

00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,Oh, two weeks.

00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,Sorry, man. What a hassle.

00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:19,No, it's great. I mean, it's all cake
mix and cookie dough and stuff. I'm

00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,looking forward to my mom baking all of
it for me.

00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:24,You know, between the insane asylum and
the bigamy, it's been kind of a rough

00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:25,patch.

00:01:27,180 --> 00:01:30,I like having the folks around. You
know, it kind of reminds me of the good

00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:31,days.

00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,Stealing lumber with your dad at
midnight.

00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,Faking a fit at the 7 -Eleven while your
mom shoves bologna down her bra.

00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,Hey. Hey, Kate.

00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,What do you think of our new robot?

00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,Wow. Talk about a chick magnet.

00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,Hey, Kate.

00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:53,Glad you came over.

00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:55,So, you still mad about her breakup?

00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,Yeah, I was pretty upset after what you
did to me.

00:01:58,420 --> 00:02:01,But I found a way to channel my anger.
I'm taking yoga classes.

00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,Oh, good.

00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,Yeah. Look what I can do now.

00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:20,she's just trying to punish you Drew be
strong I also learned this

00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,grandchild would have come out of.

00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,Oh, Drew.

00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:48,Oh, Oswald. It's so good to see you.

00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:49,And Lewis.

00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:53,There you are.

00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:55,Oh,

00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,look, there's a spider in your kneecap.

00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,What the hell is this?

00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,It's our new robot. We built it.

00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,Really? I think you should take another
look at the picture on the box.

00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:19,Oh, Kate, we were so sorry to hear that
Drew married you and that other poor

00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:25,girl. But since he's our son, we're
telling everybody that you cheated on

00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:30,Yeah, if you ever come to Florida, you
remember, you're the cheater.

00:03:31,150 --> 00:03:32,Oh, so they think I'm a s***t in Florida?

00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:36,So what? I've been known as a s***t in
Florida since spring break 1981.

00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,Ha!

00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,I have a lot of plans.

00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:50,I was hoping that you could bake me some
cookies while Dad and I shot some pool.

00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:53,Well, we'd love to, dear, but we were
thinking about doing something a little

00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:54,different this time.

00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:58,Let's go, Mom and Dad. We g***t a lot to
do.

00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,What's going on?

00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:03,Oh, no, honey, I hope you don't mind,
but just this once, we were planning on

00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:04,staying with Steve and Mimi.

00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:07,You don't have a problem with this, do
you, son? No, I'm fine.

00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:11,Fine. Oh, great. Cookie dough. Now I
don't have to go to the store.

00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,Oh, we're going to the zoo all day
tomorrow.

00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,Oh, that's good. Your parents are
finally going to meet my parents.

00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,Leave your sister -in -law alone.

00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,We'll see you on Thursday.

00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:33,Actually, we're going to take little Gus
to his first brewery.

00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,Just stay by the phone. We'll call.

00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,We'll call.

00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,I can't believe this.

00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,My parents would rather stick with Mimi
than me?

00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,It's not as nice as a hug from my mom,
but it'll do.

00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,We're not controlling it, Drew.

00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:15,Back where it comes from.

00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,It's such a crude attitude.

00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,It's back where it belongs.

00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:56,One of these days takes me about an hour
to get ready.

00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:00,I've g***t 11 different things I've g***t to
do with my teeth.

00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:05,Oh, it's so nice to have the whole
family together.

00:06:05,570 --> 00:06:09,Yeah, but all but Drew. I can't believe
that he didn't show up.

00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,Mimi, are you sure that you called him?

00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:15,Oh, yeah, I clearly told him where to be
at 8 o 'clock.

00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:26,Mind if I join you?

00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:31,Actually, I'm waiting for my mom.

00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:35,In the next hour, couples drink free.

00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,I'm Drew. Good to see you.

00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:47,Well, you know Drew. He's probably off
with the boys.

00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,I'm going to bed, Mom.

00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:52,Oh, Stephen.

00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:53,Good night.

00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,We'll see you later.

00:06:55,710 --> 00:07:00,Take your mom hat off for one minute and
admit it. That boy's g***t a great butt.

00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:05,You say just whatever's on your mind.

00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,Sometimes I envy that.

00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:10,Oh, Mom, leave that.

00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,You sure?

00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:13,Oh, yeah, you can get it later.

00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,Okay, what do you want to watch?

00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,Tenet.

00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,Gardening.

00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:26,Oops, that's a naughty channel. Turn
that off.

00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:32,That's okay, Mimi. You know, last night,
I couldn't sleep. I came down here. I

00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,watched that exact same movie.

00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,Really? Yes.

00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,She gets the job.

00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,I can't believe you watched a dirty
movie.

00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,Way to go, Mom!

00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,Well, you know, we don't get that
channel at home, and I was kind of

00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:57,Although, I must say, the acting was a
little over the top.

00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:03,Well, you know, they're not professional
actors. They're mostly strippers and

00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,runaways.

00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:09,No, I didn't mean that. I meant that,
you know, in real life, there's no

00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:13,for a woman to scream and thrash around
like that.

00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:18,You're telling me you never had a
reason?

00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:22,No.

00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:30,I shouldn't complain. George has been a
wonderful provider. He's put a roof over

00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:36,my head, and I've been staring silently
at it for 45 years.

00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:43,Beulah, you know what you g***t to do?

00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,You g***t to tell George, if he don't blow
the whistle, he don't ride the train.

00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,a little passion in their life.

00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,Hey, hey, hey.

00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,It was just for the drinks.

00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,There is no weed, Kevin.

00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,No, I would have gone over to Mimi's
house and killed her for sending me that

00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:14,place if it hadn't been two -for -one
apple martini night.

00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:17,Hey, guys.

00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,We have perfected the ultimate killing
machine.

00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,Nothing on earth can stop this
juggernaut from hell.

00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,So, what do you want to try?

00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,I've always...