The Drew Carey Show s07e19 Bringing Up Boss Subtitles

00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,Hey, everybody.

00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:02,It's a woman. Have you heard?

00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:03,It's a woman.

00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:04,It's a woman.

00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,Not from where I'm standing.

00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,Shut your ham hole.

00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:12,I'm talking about the new store
president.

00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:15,I just heard that Lord Mercer hired a
woman.

00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,Finally, somebody in management who
won't feel threatened by me.

00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,Good afternoon, everybody. Good
afternoon, Lord Mercer.

00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:26,Joy to the store. Lord Mercer has come.

00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:28,He has a name.

00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,Thank you, thank you.

00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:40,Yes, music is a wonderful thing, so
please stop doing that to it.

00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,Now, come here, sweetheart.

00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,I'd like you all to meet my daughter,
Milan.

00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:47,Hi, everyone.

00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,Hi, I'm Drew Carey. Welcome to
Cleveland.

00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,I notice you don't have an English
accent like your father. Well, I went to

00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:54,boarding school in Connecticut.

00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,An all -girls school.

00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,Don't talk to your father like that.

00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,He's rich. Your job is to smile and hold
on till he's dead.

00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,Hello, Milan. What a charming young girl
you are. Lovely eyes, just like your

00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,father. Not that I'm attracted to your
father.

00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,Not that your father isn't worthy of my
attraction.

00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:19,I mean, if he made the first move, who
knows what might happen.

00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,Gary, give him a kiss. Take the heat off
me.

00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:29,Daddy, we've been here for like an hour.
Can we go now?

00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,It's my birthday and he's g***t some big
surprise for me.

00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:36,Actually, Milan, this is your surprise
birthday present.

00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:39,Wedding. This door and everything in it.

00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:41,A department store in Cleveland?

00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,Couldn't you find something uglier?

00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:49,Wow, somebody needs a trip to Youngstown
for some perspective.

00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:56,Now, Milan, I'm only doing this to teach
you about responsibility. After all,

00:01:56,130 --> 00:02:00,you've been booted out of Oxford, Yale,
and the Fontan Institute at the

00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,University of Daytona Beach.

00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,She's the new president.

00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,Yes. I see.

00:02:07,150 --> 00:02:13,Well, what an honor it will be to have a
leader unburdened by the twin horrors

00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,of knowledge and experience.

00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,Well done. Thank you.

00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:23,Welcome to the store, sister. If you
need anything, just call and I'll come

00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:24,running.

00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:28,Daddy, why is my birthday clown talking
to me like that?

00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:38,I know this isn't exactly what you
wanted, so I'll give you a choice.

00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:42,can run this store, or you won't touch a
penny of your trust fund until you're

00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:44,30. I hate you.

00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:48,I ** going to be the worst president
this store has ever seen. And you know

00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:52,else is going to hate you? All these
people. Because I ** going to make their

00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:53,lives miserable, too.

00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,Enjoy these years. You'll never have
them again.

00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,Hang on to that sense of humor, Carrie.
You'll need it. I'm placing her in your

00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,charge.

00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,What? You mean you're promoting me above
her?

00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,Good Lord, no.

00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:15,She's still your boss. I'd just like you
to guide her, you know, show her the

00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,ropes and give her some advice, that
sort of thing.

00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,Oh, and by the way, if you fail, you'll
be out of that co -manager's office and

00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,back in this shabby little cubicle.

00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,Good luck.

00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,It's such a crude attitude.

00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,It's back where it belongs.

00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:51,Where? All the little chicks with the
crimson lips go Cleveland Rock,

00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:57,Rock. Living in sin with a safety pin
gone. Cleveland Rock, Cleveland

00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,Rock, Cleveland Rock.

00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,Ohio!

00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:07,What the hell was Belon? Look.

00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:09,I gotta get down to that meeting with
the union rep so she shows up what you

00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:13,said right over. You really think a
teenager can handle a union negotiation?

00:04:14,310 --> 00:04:16,It beats me. I tried to teach her about
this stuff yesterday. I don't know how

00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:17,much of it sunk in.

00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,She real airhead, huh?

00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:22,No, we were at the mall and security
guards kept hassling me.

00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,Apparently, if someone like me follows
someone like her showing a bunch of

00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:32,photos, it fits some kind of profile.

00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:40,Is our new teen president still missing,
then? Yep.

00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,Well, perhaps Archie's jalopy broke
down.

00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:47,Hey, guys. ** I late?

00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:52,No, no, no. 11 .49. That's usually when
America rolls up its sleeves and gets

00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,down to business.

00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:55,Whatever.

00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,I think we should get down to the
loading dock, huh?

00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,I'll show you the way.

00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,I used to spend a lot of time down there
before I g***t married.

00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,Why? Big guys show an a***s crack.

00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:10,Sometimes I can't sleep at night just
for thinking about it.

00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:19,The fact that we don't have a new
contract already shows disrespect.

00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:23,If this Mercer girl's in here in five
minutes, negotiations are off.

00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,Okay, fine.

00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:25,Five minutes.

00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,Hey!

00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:31,That one of those new boom boxes,
that's... lucky.

00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,You know, we had a whole shipment of
those stolen. We don't even know who

00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:35,them. It's been...

00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:40,Yeah, you're lucky,

00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:41,lucky guys.

00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:45,Sorry we're late. Hey, Stan.

00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:47,Hey, boys.

00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:50,Easy now. I'm married.

00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:57,Well, shall we get down to business?

00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,Yes, let's. I can take it from here.

00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:06,So... I looked over your contract
proposal, and every item seems doable

00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:08,for items 17 through 20.

00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,Those would just be too expensive.

00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:15,All right, Gidget. Maybe, maybe there's
some room to move on 17.

00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,But we're not budging on the others.

00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:22,You know, you may think that I look like
some dumb teenage girl, but I represent

00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,Mercer Industries, and I suggest that
you treat me with the same respect that

00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:29,you would treat my father or any... Oh,
my God, George!

00:06:41,630 --> 00:06:45,Sorry. Everybody, I'd like you to meet
the best kisser in the world.

00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:47,What's up?

00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:51,I heard about you. Hi, I'm Drew.

00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:54,Nick, Stan, Joe, this is D 'Artagnan.

00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,I ain't gonna call you that. Pick
something else.

00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,Wait for you upstairs.

00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,No, no, no. I haven't seen you in two
weeks. Get down.

00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:09,So, um, let's just continue with the
negotiation.

00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,Fine. Let's start with item 18.

00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,Uh, the guys need a new break room. The
one we have now is totally unacceptable.

00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,Well, can you be more specific?

00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:22,Yeah, well, we need, uh... Air
conditioning.

00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:27,We need, uh, a new refrigerator and
maybe a TV with color.

00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,Yeah, I think air conditioning would
be...

00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:40,It'd be great for those days when it's
hot.

00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,Sticky.

00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,Sticky. Oh, air conditioning would be
fine.

00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:56,It really weakens our position...