Game On Crabs S03E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,640, Character said: But Sunday morning is only for the
blessed.

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At 00:00:07,660, Character said: And the sacred moments of dizziness are
where I find

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At 00:00:14,500, Character said: my heaven.

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At 00:00:16,059, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:19,560, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:41,540, Character said: Weasel.

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At 00:00:44,820, Character said: Beaver!

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At 00:00:49,160, Character said: Partridge. Good choice.

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At 00:00:51,520, Character said: Wish I was coming.

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At 00:00:52,820, Character said: No. Your mum and your sister want to get
to know me better without you there.

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At 00:00:56,300, Character said: It's a girls' dinner.

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At 00:00:57,980, Character said: Can you get partridge in Tesco, do you
think?

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At 00:01:00,060, Character said: You should get it from a caretree, don't
you?

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At 00:01:04,400, Character said: Sad part.

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At 00:01:06,940, Character said: No, I think I'll do the growl.

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At 00:01:09,140, Character said: Excellent. Mother will be delighted.

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At 00:01:12,260, Character said: She's written several books on cooking
game.

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At 00:01:15,940, Character said: That it is, then.

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At 00:01:18,760, Character said: Are you off?

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At 00:01:20,040, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:01:21,620, Character said: I've g***t a small present for you first,
Maddy.

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At 00:01:26,800, Character said: I wonder if he's g***t those emerald
earrings that she keeps dropping hints

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At 00:01:30,120, Character said: Or that ruby pendant she keeps dropping
hints about. Or the diamond bracelet.

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At 00:01:36,880, Character said: Say anything.

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At 00:01:38,980, Character said: Archie's from a different world to us.
They have different ways.

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At 00:01:42,460, Character said: This is what Archie's grandfather gave
to Archie's grandmother when they g***t

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At 00:01:45,760, Character said: engaged. He shot it himself.

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At 00:01:51,500, Character said: Bloody good shot, wasn't he?

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At 00:01:53,880, Character said: It must be a bit embarrassing for you,
man. Archie's family, practically

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At 00:01:57,680, Character said: aristocracy. Your family, practically
gorillas.

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At 00:02:01,760, Character said: It is not embarrassing at all. I ** who
I **.

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At 00:02:05,940, Character said: Archie's family will have to take me as
they find me. I certainly won't be

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At 00:02:09,280, Character said: putting on any airs and graces for them.

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At 00:02:10,919, Character said: Won't you?

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At 00:02:12,940, Character said: I would if I were you, ma '**.

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At 00:02:19,660, Character said: Nothing in the world smells as lovely as
Rosie's head, Matt.

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At 00:02:26,620, Character said: It's a sort of vanilla smell.

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At 00:02:30,740, Character said: No, hang on, not vanilla.

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At 00:02:33,980, Character said: Butterscotch. Here, you have a sniff.

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At 00:02:37,220, Character said: You sure, Matt?

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At 00:02:39,100, Character said: I can't stop.

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At 00:02:40,800, Character said: I'm hooked.

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At 00:02:42,040, Character said: Go on, you'll like it. She won't mind.

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At 00:02:43,740, Character said: Get it away from me.

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At 00:02:45,720, Character said: I don't want to smell the kids out, all
right?

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At 00:02:48,180, Character said: God's sake, Mark, where's your self
-respect?

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At 00:02:51,120, Character said: What kind of man are you?

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At 00:02:53,000, Character said: It's girls who go around smelling
babies' heads, not men.

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At 00:02:57,160, Character said: It's one little sniff, wouldn't it? I
said no.

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At 00:02:59,980, Character said: I'm a bloke.

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At 00:03:01,140, Character said: I have no interest in babies. I think
they're repulsive, fat blobs.

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At 00:03:04,860, Character said: If you were any sort of proper bloke,
you'd think the same.

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At 00:03:07,540, Character said: Actually, I don't think I ** a proper
bloke. I don't know if I want to be one.

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At 00:03:11,300, Character said: Not if it means you can't smell babies'
heads.

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At 00:03:14,540, Character said: You don't want to be a proper bloke? No,
not necessarily.

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At 00:03:17,900, Character said: There's all sorts of things a chap can
be these days, isn't there?

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At 00:03:20,420, Character said: It can be a bloke or a lad or a new lad.

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At 00:03:23,280, Character said: You don't want to be a proper bloke! It
can be a guy or a chap or a fella.

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At 00:03:26,920, Character said: We're blokes!

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At 00:03:28,880, Character said: I ** a man.

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At 00:03:30,560, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:31,540, Character said: You're a man.

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At 00:03:32,640, Character said: Fine. I have no problem with that.

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At 00:03:36,920, Character said: You're a bloke as well, aren't you?

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At 00:03:39,440, Character said: There, I think that's everything.

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At 00:03:40,920, Character said: Oh, I bought her a new coat if you want
to bring her out anywhere.

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At 00:03:43,120, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:44,280, Character said: Oh, is it mother care?

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At 00:03:45,580, Character said: Or is it baby gap?

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At 00:03:47,180, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:48,320, Character said: Oshkosh bigosh?

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At 00:03:49,620, Character said: Oh, I love it in there.

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At 00:03:51,340, Character said: All the little tiny clothes.

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At 00:03:53,180, Character said: Yeah, they have to be small, Mark.

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At 00:03:54,680, Character said: They're to fit babies.

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At 00:03:56,060, Character said: I'm not saying that. Look at the baby
bears.

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At 00:03:58,260, Character said: Yeah, I've seen these coats.

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At 00:03:59,720, Character said: You can get pink baby bears with green
hearts and red baby bears with yellow

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At 00:04:04,000, Character said: hearts, but brown baby bears and blue
hearts is definitely the coolest. Don't

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At 00:04:07,440, Character said: you think so, Matt? Don't you think
Rosie will look cool?

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At 00:04:09,860, Character said: Cool? Your daughter.

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At 00:04:12,240, Character said: I think not, Matt.

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At 00:04:19,240, Character said: It's really nice of you to help me out
again, Martin.

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At 00:04:22,040, Character said: Very busy these days.

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At 00:04:24,440, Character said: Still seeing that, Shane?

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At 00:04:25,860, Character said: Oh, on and off.

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At 00:04:27,480, Character said: Anyway, thanks for all the babysitting.

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At 00:04:29,740, Character said: You're my dad, aren't I?

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At 00:04:31,480, Character said: Yeah, you are.

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At 00:04:35,780, Character said: To be honest, Martin, I do find it
difficult seeing you as a proper father

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At 00:04:41,160, Character said: figure. Would it help if I grew a
moustache?

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At 00:04:46,560, Character said: Oh, Martin, it's not like you do
anything wrong.

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At 00:04:51,040, Character said: Well, it's more like you just don't do
anything at all.

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At 00:04:53,960, Character said: I mean, look at this armchair of yours.

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At 00:04:57,370, Character said: a little dent where you rest your head
against it.

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At 00:04:59,750, Character said: And look at the feet.

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At 00:05:00,970, Character said: A perfect imprint of your buttocks.

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At 00:05:03,790, Character said: And right.

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At 00:05:04,890, Character said: And there on the carpet in front, two
threadbare patches where you put your

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At 00:05:08,370, Character said: feet.

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At 00:05:10,070, Character said: You're perfectly a vegetable. No, not a
vegetable, because at least they grow.

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At 00:05:13,750, Character said: You don't even do that.

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At 00:05:15,050, Character said: You're more like a... like a compost
heap.

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At 00:05:20,090, Character said: Sitting there, quietly decaying into a
brown mulch.

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At 00:05:25,520, Character said: What kind of an example is that for a
little girl?

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At 00:05:27,880, Character said: I don't just sit there, Claire.

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At 00:05:30,860, Character said: Look, there's a worn path leading down
to the kettle.

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At 00:05:38,220, Character said: Do

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At 00:05:38,620, Character said: you

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At 00:05:45,460, Character said: think I'm brown mulch, Mandy?

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At 00:05:47,240, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:49,060, Character said: No, don't tell me.

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At 00:05:50,320, Character said: I'm sorry, Mark, but I can't get
involved at the moment. I've g***t my own

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At 00:05:53,280, Character said: on. Are you supposed to be cooking now?

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At 00:05:55,520, Character said: Yes, I **.

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At 00:05:56,880, Character said: But I've been traipsing around the shops
for five hours trying to find the right

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At 00:05:59,680, Character said: outfit. In the end, I had a brilliant
idea.

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At 00:06:02,400, Character said: I bought exactly the same outfit that
Lady Peverell, the famous society

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At 00:06:06,180, Character said: is wearing in this week's Country Life.

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At 00:06:25,960, Character said: for Archie's best bread.

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At 00:06:27,940, Character said: Calm down, Madge. It's only a dinner.

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At 00:06:30,080, Character said: It doesn't really matter what you wear.

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At 00:06:31,840, Character said: I mean, earlier you said they'd have to
take you as they found you.

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At 00:06:34,600, Character said: Yeah, you said you were as good as them
any day.

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At 00:06:36,960, Character said: Yeah, you said you wouldn't be putting
on airs and graces to impress them.

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At 00:06:39,940, Character said: But I was talking bollocks!

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At 00:06:42,080, Character said: I'm cold as coke!

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At 00:06:43,620, Character said: The whole engagement will have to be
called off. I'll have to give Archie his

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At 00:06:46,660, Character said: diamond ring back and just forget the
whole thing. Sly slapper. Do not handle

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At 00:06:50,380, Character said: me! Here, have a vodka to calm your
nerves.

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At 00:06:54,440, Character said: I don't know what you're worried about.
Me and Martin would be there to keep an

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At 00:06:56,820, Character said: eye on you.

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At 00:06:57,580, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:58,900, Character said: You're not coming. I haven't invited
you.

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At 00:07:00,900, Character said: Yeah, but we live here.

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At 00:07:02,240, Character said: It's my flat, remember?

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At 00:07:03,820, Character said: We're looking forward to it, aren't we,
Martin?

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At 00:07:05,680, Character said: Oh, no.

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