Game On Wedding Day S03E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,640, Character said: But Sunday morning is only for the
blessed.

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At 00:00:07,780, Character said: And the sacred moments of dizziness are
where I find

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At 00:00:14,540, Character said: my heaven.

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At 00:00:16,079, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:19,560, Character said: Where I find my heaven.

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At 00:00:34,640, Character said: I mean, I'm very fond of Archie.

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At 00:00:37,320, Character said: Really, I **.

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At 00:00:38,640, Character said: But is that enough?

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At 00:00:40,700, Character said: I mean, I can't help thinking that
perhaps I'm just settling for Archie

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At 00:00:44,820, Character said: he's nice and kind and will give me
security and friendship and

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At 00:00:50,880, Character said: loads of presents.

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At 00:00:53,560, Character said: At least there's no problem with the
s***x.

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At 00:00:55,480, Character said: I mean, that's really good since I
trained him up.

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At 00:01:05,060, Character said: What is it, 44, 46?

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At 00:01:07,940, Character said: Um, 38.

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At 00:01:09,540, Character said: 38?

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At 00:01:10,640, Character said: You made a mistake.

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At 00:01:12,160, Character said: Well, I'll measure it again.

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At 00:01:14,460, Character said: I'm not so tight, you're cutting off the
circulation to my n***s.

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At 00:01:18,480, Character said: Yep, you're right, I did make a mistake.

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At 00:01:20,020, Character said: It's 37.

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At 00:01:21,400, Character said: What's wrong with your tape measure,
mate?

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At 00:01:30,400, Character said: I've just g***t a b***e to invite you to my
stag night.

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At 00:01:32,580, Character said: This is Tali, by the way.

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At 00:01:34,730, Character said: My best man.

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At 00:01:36,130, Character said: It's going to be seriously wild.
Definitely not for the faint -hearted.

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At 00:01:44,510, Character said: Archie, an ant just crawled out of your
nose.

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At 00:01:47,210, Character said: D***n, the bugger's still coming out.
There goes another one.

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At 00:01:50,110, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:01:52,150, Character said: Snorted a great long line of them this
afternoon.

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At 00:01:56,810, Character said: It's perfectly all right. Just, uh...
One of the things I have to do is part

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At 00:01:59,970, Character said: D Company wedding routine.

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At 00:02:01,350, Character said: The lads of D Company came up with a
manual in 1952, and it's been a

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At 00:02:05,050, Character said: ever since.

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At 00:02:06,030, Character said: If you're getting married, you have to
fulfil certain challenges in the week

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At 00:02:09,009, Character said: leading up to the wedding.

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At 00:02:09,930, Character said: For example, there I had to snort a line
of ants, French kiss a Belgian tourist,

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At 00:02:13,990, Character said: and relieve myself out of the window of
a 73 bus.

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At 00:02:17,130, Character said: Game on.

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At 00:02:19,010, Character said: Why do you have to do all that? You're
not even a Marine anymore.

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At 00:02:22,070, Character said: It goes very deep, Martin. Once you've
been a Marine, that's it.

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At 00:02:24,970, Character said: It's in your blood. It's there for life.

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At 00:02:27,150, Character said: Once I've flushed these ants out of my
nose, I'm going to the nearest municipal

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At 00:02:29,970, Character said: library, where I shall leave my bottom
print on the ceiling.

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At 00:02:37,130, Character said: Thanks for agreeing to give me away,
Martin.

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At 00:02:39,410, Character said: I'm honoured.

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At 00:02:40,810, Character said: I didn't really want to ask any of my
stepdads.

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At 00:02:43,070, Character said: So you thought of me.

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At 00:02:44,730, Character said: Well, I wanted to ask my real dad, but I
don't really know where he is.

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At 00:02:48,810, Character said: So you thought of me.

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At 00:02:50,920, Character said: Actually, then I rang my old English
teacher, Mr Thurgeon.

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At 00:02:54,040, Character said: He's just had his legs off. He hasn't
quite g***t the hang of the wheelchair

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At 00:02:57,900, Character said: He thought of me?

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At 00:02:59,420, Character said: Yeah. Yeah, then I thought of you.

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At 00:03:06,980, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:03:09,980, Character said: It's Matt on his mobile, calling from
his bedroom.

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At 00:03:14,200, Character said: He said, can you do him another couple
of pancakes before you go to work?

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At 00:03:17,380, Character said: Tell him I've gone.

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At 00:03:18,360, Character said: Oh. Um, I'm sorry, Matthew, Martin's
already left for work.

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At 00:03:32,400, Character said: Oh, what a shame.

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At 00:03:36,680, Character said: Martin's gone to work.

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At 00:03:38,820, Character said: He's only going to miss his postcard
from Claire in Australia.

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At 00:03:42,320, Character said: Matt, give it to me.

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At 00:03:43,040, Character said: Oh, dear, Matt.

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At 00:03:44,720, Character said: Shane and me are having a lot of shag
than Shane, sir. What?

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At 00:03:49,089, Character said: Rosie's doing fine. I haven't seen her
for a while, but she was having a great

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At 00:03:51,890, Character said: time playing with the dingoes the last
time I saw her.

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At 00:03:56,390, Character said: What does it really say?

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At 00:03:58,630, Character said: I can read it right.

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At 00:04:01,130, Character said: She's g***t married.

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At 00:04:02,970, Character said: It's a shame.

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At 00:04:07,390, Character said: It was a spur of the moment thing.

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At 00:04:09,590, Character said: I'm sorry to spring it on you like this.

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At 00:04:12,030, Character said: Rosie sends her love.

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At 00:04:14,510, Character said: Oh, God, Mark, are you OK?

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At 00:04:18,219, Character said: I'll never be able to look at another
koala bear again.

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At 00:04:25,380, Character said: My sister always g***t away with
everything.

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At 00:04:27,960, Character said: And I always g***t punished.

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At 00:04:30,400, Character said: Whenever Dad told Claudia off, she'd
say, but Daddy, I love you.

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At 00:04:33,800, Character said: And he'd give her a great big hug and
say, you're a good girl, really.

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At 00:04:37,740, Character said: I tried it myself once.

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At 00:04:39,760, Character said: But when I said, but Daddy, I love you,
my dad went bright red and screamed, for

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At 00:04:43,080, Character said: Christ's sake, act like a man, not a
bloody great woolly wot.

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At 00:04:47,660, Character said: And he gave me a clip round the ear,
made me do a thousand press -ups and

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At 00:04:50,440, Character said: stopped my pocket money for five years.

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At 00:04:53,620, Character said: I should have realised then that all
women are bastards.

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At 00:04:57,200, Character said: A man is as bad as the rest of them.

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At 00:04:59,500, Character said: Still, if Archie wants to marry her,
it's his lookout.

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At 00:05:02,860, Character said: Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to propose a toast to Randy and Archie.

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At 00:05:08,800, Character said: What do you think?

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At 00:05:10,960, Character said: It's not quite right, is it?

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At 00:05:14,240, Character said: It's not your traditional wedding
speech.

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At 00:05:16,880, Character said: It was good. I liked it.

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At 00:05:19,480, Character said: Hiya.

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At 00:05:21,600, Character said: How are you feeling now, Matt?

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At 00:05:24,500, Character said: Don't talk to me, man.

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At 00:05:26,020, Character said: I'm going to avoid the company of women
from now on. They just remind me of her.

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At 00:05:29,800, Character said: Oh, that's a shame.

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At 00:05:31,040, Character said: I thought you might want to come out on
my hen night.

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At 00:05:33,400, Character said: There'd be loads of lovely women there.

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At 00:05:35,220, Character said: You might meet someone.

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At 00:05:36,740, Character said: I really think that's what you need to
take your mind off Claire.

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At 00:05:40,340, Character said: You hear what he said, man?

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At 00:05:42,000, Character said: He hates women now.

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At 00:05:44,040, Character said: I don't want to go out with a big bunch
of giggling girlies swapping tips on

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At 00:05:48,100, Character said: recipes, do you, Mark? No, I certainly
don't. I didn't think any of my friends

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At 00:05:51,840, Character said: know any recipes.

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At 00:05:53,040, Character said: They're much more likely to be getting
drunk, folding their napkins into the

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At 00:05:57,280, Character said: shape of a p***s, trying to take
Martin's trousers off.

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At 00:06:00,700, Character said: Have I g***t time for a bath before we go?

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At 00:06:07,180, Character said: So, how are the challenges going?

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At 00:06:10,240, Character said: Pop.

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At 00:06:19,850, Character said: Give a b***b to a family pet and...
Why, photographic evidence. Would you

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At 00:06:25,470, Character said: to see? Yeah.

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At 00:06:29,510, Character said: Odd sensation, but not unpleasant, and
Beryl seemed to quite

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At 00:06:36,410, Character said: enjoy it.

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At 00:06:38,130, Character said: Mandy won't be back for ages. She's out
on her hen night.

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At 00:06:41,110, Character said: I know. I came to see you.

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At 00:06:44,270, Character said: It's not to do with one of your
challenges, is it?

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At 00:06:47,670, Character said: No, nothing like that.

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At 00:06:48,940, Character said: I just want to make absolutely certain
that you're coming to the wedding.

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At 00:06:52,520, Character said: I've accepted my invitation, haven't I?
Yes, I know, but Mandy seemed to think

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At 00:06:57,200, Character said: that she probably wouldn't turn up.

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At 00:06:59,840, Character said: The thing is, I've noticed that Mandy
gets terribly upset every time the

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At 00:07:03,480, Character said: of the wedding is mentioned, and, well,
I'm not the most sensitive, brightest

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At 00:07:09,460, Character said: chap in the world, but it doesn't take a
genius to work out that Mandy's worried

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At 00:07:12,900, Character said: because she thinks you won't be coming.

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At 00:07:16,920, Character said: Well, I'm like a brother to her.

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At 00:07:20,140, Character said: So you'll come?

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At 00:07:22,540, Character said: It's not that I don't want to come,
Archie. I do want to come.

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At 00:07:26,180, Character said: The...