Game On s03e06 Wedding Day Subtitles

00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:07,But Sunday morning is only for the
blessed.

00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:14,And the sacred moments of dizziness are
where I find

00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:15,my heaven.

00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,Where I find my heaven.

00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,Where I find my heaven.

00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,I mean, I'm very fond of Archie.

00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,Really, I **.

00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,But is that enough?

00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:44,I mean, I can't help thinking that
perhaps I'm just settling for Archie

00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:50,he's nice and kind and will give me
security and friendship and

00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,loads of presents.

00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,At least there's no problem with the
s***x.

00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,I mean, that's really good since I
trained him up.

00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,What is it, 44, 46?

00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:09,Um, 38.

00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:10,38?

00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,You made a mistake.

00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,Well, I'll measure it again.

00:01:14,460 --> 00:01:17,I'm not so tight, you're cutting off the
circulation to my n***s.

00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,Yep, you're right, I did make a mistake.

00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,It's 37.

00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,What's wrong with your tape measure,
mate?

00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,I've just g***t a b***e to invite you to my
stag night.

00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,This is Tali, by the way.

00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:35,My best man.

00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:39,It's going to be seriously wild.
Definitely not for the faint -hearted.

00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:46,Archie, an ant just crawled out of your
nose.

00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,D***n, the bugger's still coming out.
There goes another one.

00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,Cool.

00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:53,Snorted a great long line of them this
afternoon.

00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:59,It's perfectly all right. Just, uh...
One of the things I have to do is part

00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:01,D Company wedding routine.

00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:05,The lads of D Company came up with a
manual in 1952, and it's been a

00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,ever since.

00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:09,If you're getting married, you have to
fulfil certain challenges in the week

00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:09,leading up to the wedding.

00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:13,For example, there I had to snort a line
of ants, French kiss a Belgian tourist,

00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:16,and relieve myself out of the window of
a 73 bus.

00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,Game on.

00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:20,Why do you have to do all that? You're
not even a Marine anymore.

00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:24,It goes very deep, Martin. Once you've
been a Marine, that's it.

00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,It's in your blood. It's there for life.

00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:29,Once I've flushed these ants out of my
nose, I'm going to the nearest municipal

00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:32,library, where I shall leave my bottom
print on the ceiling.

00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:39,Thanks for agreeing to give me away,
Martin.

00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,I'm honoured.

00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,I didn't really want to ask any of my
stepdads.

00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:44,So you thought of me.

00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:48,Well, I wanted to ask my real dad, but I
don't really know where he is.

00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:49,So you thought of me.

00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,Actually, then I rang my old English
teacher, Mr Thurgeon.

00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,He's just had his legs off. He hasn't
quite g***t the hang of the wheelchair

00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:58,He thought of me?

00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:00,Yeah. Yeah, then I thought of you.

00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:07,Hello?

00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,It's Matt on his mobile, calling from
his bedroom.

00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,He said, can you do him another couple
of pancakes before you go to work?

00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,Tell him I've gone.

00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,Oh. Um, I'm sorry, Matthew, Martin's
already left for work.

00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,Oh, what a shame.

00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,Martin's gone to work.

00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:41,He's only going to miss his postcard
from Claire in Australia.

00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,Matt, give it to me.

00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,Oh, dear, Matt.

00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,Shane and me are having a lot of shag
than Shane, sir. What?

00:03:49,089 --> 00:03:51,Rosie's doing fine. I haven't seen her
for a while, but she was having a great

00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:54,time playing with the dingoes the last
time I saw her.

00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:58,What does it really say?

00:03:58,630 --> 00:03:59,I can read it right.

00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,She's g***t married.

00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:03,It's a shame.

00:04:07,390 --> 00:04:09,It was a spur of the moment thing.

00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:11,I'm sorry to spring it on you like this.

00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,Rosie sends her love.

00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:15,Oh, God, Mark, are you OK?

00:04:18,219 --> 00:04:20,I'll never be able to look at another
koala bear again.

00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,My sister always g***t away with
everything.

00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,And I always g***t punished.

00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,Whenever Dad told Claudia off, she'd
say, but Daddy, I love you.

00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,And he'd give her a great big hug and
say, you're a good girl, really.

00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:38,I tried it myself once.

00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,But when I said, but Daddy, I love you,
my dad went bright red and screamed, for

00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,Christ's sake, act like a man, not a
bloody great woolly wot.

00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,And he gave me a clip round the ear,
made me do a thousand press -ups and

00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,stopped my pocket money for five years.

00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:56,I should have realised then that all
women are bastards.

00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,A man is as bad as the rest of them.

00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,Still, if Archie wants to marry her,
it's his lookout.

00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:07,Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to propose a toast to Randy and Archie.

00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:09,What do you think?

00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,It's not quite right, is it?

00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,It's not your traditional wedding
speech.

00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:17,It was good. I liked it.

00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,Hiya.

00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,How are you feeling now, Matt?

00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,Don't talk to me, man.

00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,I'm going to avoid the company of women
from now on. They just remind me of her.

00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,Oh, that's a shame.

00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,I thought you might want to come out on
my hen night.

00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,There'd be loads of lovely women there.

00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,You might meet someone.

00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:39,I really think that's what you need to
take your mind off Claire.

00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,You hear what he said, man?

00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,He hates women now.

00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:48,I don't want to go out with a big bunch
of giggling girlies swapping tips on

00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,recipes, do you, Mark? No, I certainly
don't. I didn't think any of my friends

00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,know any recipes.

00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,They're much more likely to be getting
drunk, folding their napkins into the

00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,shape of a p***s, trying to take
Martin's trousers off.

00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,Have I g***t time for a bath before we go?

00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:08,So, how are the challenges going?

00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,Pop.

00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:25,Give a b***b to a family pet and...
Why, photographic evidence. Would you

00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,to see? Yeah.

00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:36,Odd sensation, but not unpleasant, and
Beryl seemed to quite

00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:37,enjoy it.

00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:40,Mandy won't be back for ages. She's out
on her hen night.

00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,I know. I came to see you.

00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,It's not to do with one of your
challenges, is it?

00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:48,No, nothing like that.

00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:52,I just want to make absolutely certain
that you're coming to the wedding.

00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,I've accepted my invitation, haven't I?
Yes, I know, but Mandy seemed to think

00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,that she probably wouldn't turn up.

00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,The thing is, I've noticed that Mandy
gets terribly upset every time the

00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:09,of the wedding is mentioned, and, well,
I'm not the most sensitive, brightest

00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:12,chap in the world, but it doesn't take a
genius to work out that Mandy's worried

00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,because she thinks you won't be coming.

00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,Well, I'm like a brother to her.

00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,So you'll come?

00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:25,It's not that I don't want to come,
Archie. I do want to come.

00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,The...