The Way Of The Gun (2000) Subtitles

At 00:00:58,265, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:01:00,310, Character said: Hey-- Yeah, you. Get up.

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At 00:01:03,940, Character said: What are you, retarded?

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At 00:01:05,275, Character said: Get off the f***g car.

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At 00:01:08,110, Character said: Hey, dickless! Get off the f***g car!

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At 00:01:12,615, Character said: Hey, f***k-s***k! Get your slippery
f***g a***s off the car!

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At 00:01:16,785, Character said: Listen to me! Get off the f***g car
with your f***g a***s!

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At 00:01:20,330, Character said: Shut that c***t's mouth, or I'll come
over there and f***k-start her head.

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At 00:01:28,340, Character said: Do something.

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At 00:01:30,090, Character said: Go.

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At 00:01:34,720, Character said: You're gonna wish you never
f***g g***t up this morning, a***e...

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At 00:01:38,390, Character said: ...because my boyfriend's
gonna f***k you up.

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At 00:01:40,640, Character said: And then after that,
while he's f***g up...

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At 00:01:42,935, Character said: ...your f***g gay uncle
over there...

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At 00:01:45,065, Character said: ...I'm gonna f***g cut off your c***k
and mail it to your mother, you faggot.

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At 00:01:49,860, Character said: Gaylord f***g bitch.

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At 00:01:51,528, Character said: How do you like that?
You like that a lot?

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At 00:01:53,739, Character said: You f***g faggot.
You like to a***s-f***k?

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At 00:01:56,784, Character said: Fontanel f***g baby-head f***k?

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At 00:01:59,286, Character said: Go ahead.

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At 00:02:00,537, Character said: You like to f***k baby heads?
You like to f***k boys?

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At 00:02:03,957, Character said: He's gonna f***k you in the a***s!
You like that?

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At 00:02:06,251, Character said: -He's not even gay, but he'll do it just--
-Honey, honey.

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At 00:02:09,588, Character said: She's g***t a big mouth,
but she's not kidding.

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At 00:02:12,007, Character said: I'm gonna whip you silly
and I'm gonna f***k you stupid.

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At 00:02:15,427, Character said: You wanna do the man dance?
First dance is yours.

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At 00:02:39,993, Character said: Hold on. Get real. Come on.

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At 00:02:41,954, Character said: Why would you pick a fight with them?

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At 00:02:44,164, Character said: -Look at my f***g face!
-You look beautiful.

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At 00:02:46,542, Character said: You look more beautiful than ever.

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At 00:03:02,182, Character said: For the record,
I'll call myself Mr. Parker.

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At 00:03:05,102, Character said: My associate will be Mr. Longbaugh.

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At 00:04:12,377, Character said: There is a natural order.

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At 00:04:14,588, Character said: The way things are meant to be.

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At 00:04:17,132, Character said: An order that says
that the good guys always win...

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At 00:04:20,218, Character said: ...that you die when it's your time
or you have it coming...

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At 00:04:23,805, Character said: ...that the ending is always happy,
if only for someone else.

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At 00:04:28,977, Character said: At some point, it became clear
that our path had been chosen...

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At 00:04:32,022, Character said: ...and we had nothing to offer
the world...

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At 00:04:34,191, Character said: ...our options narrowing down
to petty crime or minimum wage.

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At 00:04:38,612, Character said: So we stepped off the path...

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At 00:04:42,532, Character said: ...and went looking for the fortune
that we knew was looking for us.

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At 00:04:46,787, Character said: Once off the path, you do
what you can to eat, to keep moving.

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At 00:04:50,207, Character said: You don't blow your chance
with nickel-and-dime.

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At 00:04:52,668, Character said: No possessions. No comforts.

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At 00:04:55,379, Character said: Need is the ultimate monkey.

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At 00:04:58,840, Character said: A pint of your blood
can fetch you 50 bucks.

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At 00:05:01,051, Character said: A shot of come, three grand.

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At 00:05:03,929, Character said: You keep your life simple,
and you can literally self-sustain.

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At 00:05:07,265, Character said: What would you say qualifies you
as a donor?

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At 00:05:09,434, Character said: I would say I ** a fairly intelligent...

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At 00:05:12,145, Character said: ...good-looking man,
physically fit, stable.

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At 00:05:16,483, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Hermann.

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At 00:05:19,945, Character said: Heterosexual?

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At 00:05:24,741, Character said: -Can I ask you something?
-Sure.

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At 00:05:27,369, Character said: Are you a faggot?

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At 00:05:29,663, Character said: See, you asked me
if I was heterosexual.

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At 00:05:31,707, Character said: I asked you the same, only I was clear
about the answer I was looking for.

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At 00:05:35,460, Character said: -I just asked if you were heterosexual.
-Well, I've never killed a man.

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At 00:05:40,215, Character said: -Pardon?
-I've never killed a man.

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At 00:05:42,134, Character said: -I didn't ask if you had.
-I think of that as qualification.

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At 00:05:46,722, Character said: I'm just wondering why that strikes you
as a qualification for semen donation.

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At 00:05:50,642, Character said: I would say that's a f***g--
Excuse me, an important qualification.

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At 00:05:54,146, Character said: -No one's ever said that before.
-Have you ever asked?

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At 00:05:57,941, Character said: -No.
-You should.

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At 00:06:00,569, Character said: You take Los Angeles, okay?

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At 00:06:02,320, Character said: If I say that Los Angeles has become,
over the years...

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At 00:06:05,699, Character said: ...a mecca for homosexual migration,
I ** in the right.

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At 00:06:09,077, Character said: But look at what I ** saying.

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At 00:06:10,579, Character said: I ** making it sound like faggots are
nomadic, if not predatory, miscreants...

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At 00:06:14,374, Character said: ...who have some implied need
to move around.

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At 00:06:16,585, Character said: I ** also likening them to Muslims,
or Muslims to them.

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At 00:06:19,880, Character said: Saying L.A. is filled with faggots
is being honest.

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At 00:06:22,382, Character said: Is that a big deal?

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At 00:06:23,592, Character said: Nobody brings up s***x
with dead people.

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At 00:06:25,385, Character said: -It's sick.
-You brought it up.

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At 00:06:27,054, Character said: -I never did it.
-I didn't ask that.

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At 00:06:29,347, Character said: You should.

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At 00:06:30,557, Character said: -Faggot. Just say it.
-Nope.

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At 00:06:32,601, Character said: -Say it.
-I'm not.

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At 00:06:33,769, Character said: Don't you think it's funny that if I grab
a woman's a***s and she punches me...

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At 00:06:37,773, Character said: ...she's fighting for her rights?

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At 00:06:39,441, Character said: But if a faggot grabs my a***s
and I punch his lights out...

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At 00:06:42,569, Character said: -...I'm a homophobe.
-Let's just move on.

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At 00:06:44,613, Character said: -Are you a faggot?
-Any trace mental illness in the family?

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At 00:06:50,368, Character said: It's not what you say anymore, is it?

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At 00:06:53,622, Character said: It's all in how you say it.

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At 00:06:56,166, Character said: Yeah. Can you hold on just a sec?
All right.

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At 00:06:59,795, Character said: Where were we? Okay, listen.

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At 00:07:01,296, Character said: Pretend you don't smoke
two packs a day.

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At 00:07:03,381, Character said: Let's overlook
the jack-and-coke breakfasts.

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At 00:07:06,134, Character said: Imagine you get your life together,
get up before noon...

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At 00:07:08,929, Character said: ...and somehow land the gig.
Steff? Please.

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At 00:07:12,307, Character said: You're still not cut out
to be a surrogate mother.

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At 00:07:15,519, Character said: Look, there's this one girl
who comes in here, due any day...

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At 00:07:18,647, Character said: ...getting paid a million in cash.

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At 00:07:20,690, Character said: Sounds like a lot, right? Wrong.

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At 00:07:23,485, Character said: She comes in for treatments, like,
three times before the embryo takes.

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At 00:07:26,947, Character said: Turns out the couple
is perfectly healthy.

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At 00:07:30,158, Character said: Because the wife just couldn't be
bothered to carry her own child.

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At 00:07:33,411, Character said: They tell the girl what to eat,
when to go out...

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At 00:07:35,872, Character said: ...bodyguards watching her
every minute she's out of the house.

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At 00:07:38,959, Character said: Of course it sounds fishy.
That's what I'm saying.

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At 00:07:41,920, Character said: She's gotta live with these people
for better part of a year.

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At 00:07:45,257, Character said: Poor girl's like a prisoner.
It's just not worth it.

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At 00:07:49,010, Character said: All right, look. If that's how you feel,
then go with God. I don't know.

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At 00:07:52,764, Character said: Why do you call and ask
if you're not gonna listen?

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At 00:07:55,600, Character said: Just call the doctor.
Maybe he can help you.

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At 00:07:58,895, Character said: No. He's in the book.
His name's Painter. Allen Painter.

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At 00:08:02,357, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:08,697, Character said: And here was the thing.

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At 00:08:10,198, Character said: Some deep pockets,
a pregnant woman...

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At 00:08:13,869, Character said: ...some bodyguards,
and a doctor's name.

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At 00:08:16,663, Character said: The longest distance between two
points is a kidnapper and his money.

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At 00:08:20,167, Character said: But we were through jerking off.

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At 00:08:22,711, Character said: You feel that, hon?

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At 00:08:24,880, Character said: -Fantastic.
-Yes.

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At 00:08:27,549, Character said: It's fabulous, Hale.

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At 00:08:38,226, Character said: She doesn't hate you, Robin.

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At 00:08:42,397, Character said: She most certainly does,
Mr. Chidduck.

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At 00:08:49,196, Character said: You're worried about the baby.

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At 00:08:51,990, Character said: No,...