The Way Of The Gun (2000) [BluRay] [1080p] [YTS.**] Subtitles

00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:00,Hey.

00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,Hey-- Yeah, you. Get up.

00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,What are you, retarded?

00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:07,Get off the f***g car.

00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,Hey, dickless! Get off the f***g car!

00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:16,Hey, f***k-s***k! Get your slippery
f***g a***s off the car!

00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:20,Listen to me! Get off the f***g car
with your f***g a***s!

00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,Shut that c***t's mouth, or I'll come
over there and f***k-start her head.

00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,Do something.

00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,Go.

00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,You're gonna wish you never
f***g g***t up this morning, a***e...

00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,...because my boyfriend's
gonna f***k you up.

00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,And then after that,
while he's f***g up...

00:01:42,935 --> 00:01:44,...your f***g gay uncle
over there...

00:01:45,065 --> 00:01:49,...I'm gonna f***g cut off your c***k
and mail it to your mother, you faggot.

00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,Gaylord f***g bitch.

00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,How do you like that?
You like that a lot?

00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,You f***g faggot.
You like to a***s-f***k?

00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,Fontanel f***g baby-head f***k?

00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,Go ahead.

00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,You like to f***k baby heads?
You like to f***k boys?

00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,He's gonna f***k you in the a***s!
You like that?

00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,-He's not even gay, but he'll do it just--
-Honey, honey.

00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,She's g***t a big mouth,
but she's not kidding.

00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,I'm gonna whip you silly
and I'm gonna f***k you stupid.

00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:18,You wanna do the man dance?
First dance is yours.

00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,Hold on. Get real. Come on.

00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,Why would you pick a fight with them?

00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,-Look at my f***g face!
-You look beautiful.

00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:49,You look more beautiful than ever.

00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,For the record,
I'll call myself Mr. Parker.

00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,My associate will be Mr. Longbaugh.

00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,There is a natural order.

00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,The way things are meant to be.

00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,An order that says
that the good guys always win...

00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,...that you die when it's your time
or you have it coming...

00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:28,...that the ending is always happy,
if only for someone else.

00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,At some point, it became clear
that our path had been chosen...

00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,...and we had nothing to offer
the world...

00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:38,...our options narrowing down
to petty crime or minimum wage.

00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,So we stepped off the path...

00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:46,...and went looking for the fortune
that we knew was looking for us.

00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,Once off the path, you do
what you can to eat, to keep moving.

00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,You don't blow your chance
with nickel-and-dime.

00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,No possessions. No comforts.

00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:58,Need is the ultimate monkey.

00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,A pint of your blood
can fetch you 50 bucks.

00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,A shot of come, three grand.

00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:07,You keep your life simple,
and you can literally self-sustain.

00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,What would you say qualifies you
as a donor?

00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,I would say I ** a fairly intelligent...

00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,...good-looking man,
physically fit, stable.

00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,Thank you, Mr. Hermann.

00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:20,Heterosexual?

00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,-Can I ask you something?
-Sure.

00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,Are you a faggot?

00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,See, you asked me
if I was heterosexual.

00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:35,I asked you the same, only I was clear
about the answer I was looking for.

00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:39,-I just asked if you were heterosexual.
-Well, I've never killed a man.

00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,-Pardon?
-I've never killed a man.

00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,-I didn't ask if you had.
-I think of that as qualification.

00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:50,I'm just wondering why that strikes you
as a qualification for semen donation.

00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,I would say that's a f***g--
Excuse me, an important qualification.

00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:57,-No one's ever said that before.
-Have you ever asked?

00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,-No.
-You should.

00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,You take Los Angeles, okay?

00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,If I say that Los Angeles has become,
over the years...

00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,...a mecca for homosexual migration,
I ** in the right.

00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,But look at what I ** saying.

00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:14,I ** making it sound like faggots are
nomadic, if not predatory, miscreants...

00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,...who have some implied need
to move around.

00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,I ** also likening them to Muslims,
or Muslims to them.

00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,Saying L.A. is filled with faggots
is being honest.

00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,Is that a big deal?

00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,Nobody brings up s***x
with dead people.

00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,-It's sick.
-You brought it up.

00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,-I never did it.
-I didn't ask that.

00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,You should.

00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,-Faggot. Just say it.
-Nope.

00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,-Say it.
-I'm not.

00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:37,Don't you think it's funny that if I grab
a woman's a***s and she punches me...

00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,...she's fighting for her rights?

00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,But if a faggot grabs my a***s
and I punch his lights out...

00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,-...I'm a homophobe.
-Let's just move on.

00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:50,-Are you a faggot?
-Any trace mental illness in the family?

00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,It's not what you say anymore, is it?

00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,It's all in how you say it.

00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,Yeah. Can you hold on just a sec?
All right.

00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,Where were we? Okay, listen.

00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,Pretend you don't smoke
two packs a day.

00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,Let's overlook
the jack-and-coke breakfasts.

00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,Imagine you get your life together,
get up before noon...

00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,...and somehow land the gig.
Steff? Please.

00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:15,You're still not cut out
to be a surrogate mother.

00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,Look, there's this one girl
who comes in here, due any day...

00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,...getting paid a million in cash.

00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,Sounds like a lot, right? Wrong.

00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,She comes in for treatments, like,
three times before the embryo takes.

00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,Turns out the couple
is perfectly healthy.

00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:33,Because the wife just couldn't be
bothered to carry her own child.

00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,They tell the girl what to eat,
when to go out...

00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,...bodyguards watching her
every minute she's out of the house.

00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,Of course it sounds fishy.
That's what I'm saying.

00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,She's gotta live with these people
for better part of a year.

00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,Poor girl's like a prisoner.
It's just not worth it.

00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,All right, look. If that's how you feel,
then go with God. I don't know.

00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,Why do you call and ask
if you're not gonna listen?

00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,Just call the doctor.
Maybe he can help you.

00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,No. He's in the book.
His name's Painter. Allen Painter.

00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:03,Yeah.

00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,And here was the thing.

00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,Some deep pockets,
a pregnant woman...

00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,...some bodyguards,
and a doctor's name.

00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,The longest distance between two
points is a kidnapper and his money.

00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,But we were through jerking off.

00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,You feel that, hon?

00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,-Fantastic.
-Yes.

00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,It's fabulous, Hale.

00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,She doesn't hate you, Robin.

00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,She most certainly does,
Mr. Chidduck.

00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,You're worried about the baby.

00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,No,...