Porkys Subtitles

At 00:00:16,058, Character said: ♪♪ [Country-Rock]

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At 00:00:39,206, Character said: ♪♪ [Continues]

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At 00:01:27,087, Character said: ♪♪ [Ends]

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At 00:01:35,137, Character said: ♪♪ [Man Singing On Radio]

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At 00:01:39,016, Character said: Good morning, Angel Beach.
It's April 12.

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At 00:01:41,268, Character said: This is Gene Morrison
coming to you
from W.A.C.N. Angel Beach

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At 00:01:45,522, Character said: nestled by the shore
in fabulous south Florida.

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At 00:01:48,192, Character said: It's a bright,
beautiful spring day.

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At 00:01:50,611, Character said: President Eisenhower's running
a tight ship ofstate.

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At 00:01:53,197, Character said: Get it at Porky's.

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At 00:01:54,948, Character said: The stars are secure
and the rent's
paid for the month.

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At 00:01:57,785, Character said: So all's right
with the world, so...

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At 00:02:00,204, Character said: ♪♪ [Morrison Singing]

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At 00:02:03,624, Character said: Let's get out there
and get America
moving forward.

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At 00:02:06,293, Character said: It's 64 degrees,
expecting to
reach a high of 76.

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At 00:02:09,838, Character said: Not a drop of rain in sight.

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At 00:02:11,298, Character said: Good news for
the beach bunnies

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At 00:02:13,258, Character said: but bad news
for the farm boys.

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At 00:02:15,219, Character said: Now to help you start the day,
the singin' rage,
Miss Patty Page.

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At 00:02:19,598, Character said: ♪♪ [Waltz]

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At 00:02:21,141, Character said: ♪♪ [Woman Singing]

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At 00:02:27,564, Character said: [Knocking On Door]

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At 00:02:28,857, Character said: [Woman] Edward,
you'll be late to school.

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At 00:02:32,528, Character said: Edward. Up. Right now.
[Knocking Continues]

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At 00:02:35,906, Character said: I've g***t things to do,
you hear?

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At 00:02:38,575, Character said: [Clock Buzzing]
Hit the floor.
Right now.

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At 00:02:41,286, Character said: ♪♪ [Continues]

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At 00:02:47,918, Character said: ♪♪ [Continues]
[Buzzing Continues]

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At 00:02:53,257, Character said: [Stops]
♪♪ [Continues]

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At 00:02:56,343, Character said: Edward Morris.

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At 00:02:59,805, Character said: You be at
the breakfast table in five

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At 00:03:02,099, Character said: minutes or you don't
play ball this week.

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At 00:03:04,309, Character said: [Groaning]
Pee Wee, what's wrong?

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At 00:03:06,645, Character said: Oh, nothing. I just pulled
a little muscle in my groin.

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At 00:03:09,064, Character said: Oh, be careful.

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At 00:03:10,566, Character said: Your father wants you to
drop him off at the office.

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At 00:03:12,901, Character said: The car won't start.

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At 00:03:14,152, Character said: And be sure you pick up
those clothes at the tailor's.

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At 00:03:16,864, Character said: [Groans] Instant eunuch.

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At 00:03:20,325, Character said: ♪♪ [Continues]

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At 00:03:37,843, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:03:51,940, Character said: [Scoffs] Oh, it is.
It's gettin' shorter.

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At 00:03:54,651, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:04:03,660, Character said: ♪♪ [Ends]

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At 00:04:05,162, Character said: [Chattering]

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At 00:04:15,297, Character said: Hey, did you get
the colored guy?

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At 00:04:17,299, Character said: Does a fat dog fart?

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At 00:04:18,675, Character said: Well, what's he look like?

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At 00:04:20,010, Character said: Like an African Zulu man.
6'4",
two huge gold teeth.

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At 00:04:23,513, Character said: [Chuckles] Great.

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At 00:04:36,568, Character said: Where did you find him?

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At 00:04:38,070, Character said: He works for my old man's
construction company.

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At 00:04:40,155, Character said: Doesn't know what the hell
I'm talking about,
but he's willing

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At 00:04:43,200, Character said: and he'll do it
for 10 bucks.

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At 00:04:45,285, Character said: Ten bucks, not bad.
Yeah. You sure
the broad's all set?

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At 00:04:48,038, Character said: Oh, there's no problem there.
She's...
[Vehicle Approaching]

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At 00:04:51,750, Character said: [Hooting]

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At 00:04:56,922, Character said: Jarvis, you stupid redneck.

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At 00:04:59,341, Character said: Whoo.
You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.

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At 00:05:07,432, Character said: Billy boy,
y'all get the nigger?

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At 00:05:09,518, Character said: Come on, Jarvis.
You mean the colored guy.
The Negro.

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At 00:05:13,647, Character said: Poor white trash.

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At 00:05:14,940, Character said: F***k you and
the horse you rode in on.

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At 00:05:16,233, Character said: "F***k you and
the horse you rode in on."
That's colorful redneck humor.

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At 00:05:19,319, Character said: Right.
Kiss my rebel a***s.

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At 00:05:20,487, Character said: And that's another one.

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At 00:05:21,613, Character said: Yeah, you should be
writing these down.
Immigrants.

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At 00:05:23,657, Character said: Y'all goin' back to
Oklahoma and Michigan

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At 00:05:25,325, Character said: and kiss a***s with all
the Negroes you want.

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At 00:05:26,952, Character said: This is Dixie, baby,
where we do things right.

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At 00:05:28,954, Character said: Hey, Jarvis.
How come you don't have

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At 00:05:30,372, Character said: four first names
like most hillbillies?

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At 00:05:31,707, Character said: You know,
like Billy Joe Jim Bob
or Flora May Sally Sue.

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At 00:05:35,210, Character said: I had a cousin
named Billy Joe Jim Bob
and he was killed in the war,

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At 00:05:38,505, Character said: so just watch
what you're saying.

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At 00:05:40,257, Character said: Aw, gee,
I didn't know, Mickey.
I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:43,218, Character said: Anyway, did you
get the Negro?

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At 00:05:44,761, Character said: Yeah, we g***t one.

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At 00:05:46,263, Character said: The guy's 6'4",
has gold teeth.

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At 00:05:48,724, Character said: He's the meanest-lookin'
mother you ever saw.

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At 00:05:50,308, Character said: Hot d***n! They're gonna croak
when this guy jumps out!
Who's goin'?

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At 00:05:52,894, Character said: [Woman] Hey, Tommy.
Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:56,648, Character said: Did you get it?

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At 00:05:57,983, Character said: I found a place
that's g***t one.
I'll go tomorrow.

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At 00:06:00,318, Character said: Don't let me down.
I'm gonna get
that little creep.

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At 00:06:02,446, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:06:03,572, Character said: Who's she gonna get?

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At 00:06:04,781, Character said: Pee Wee.

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At 00:06:05,949, Character said: Didn't you hear
about the other night?
No.

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At 00:06:08,118, Character said: You didn't hear about that?

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At 00:06:09,327, Character said: You sure you didn't hear
about the other night?

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At 00:06:10,954, Character said: Well, we figure we gotta
get Pee Wee laid, right?

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At 00:06:13,290, Character said: So I fix him up with Wendy.

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At 00:06:14,750, Character said: Pee Wee and Wendy?

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At 00:06:16,168, Character said: Shh.
D***n, I thought she had
better taste than that.

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At 00:06:18,754, Character said: All he had to do
was knock it off.

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At 00:06:21,048, Character said: You know, they're makin' out.
And you know Wendy.

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At 00:06:23,300, Character said: She reaches down,
she unzips his fly
and she grabs his c***k.

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At 00:06:27,304, Character said: Guess what.

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At 00:06:28,472, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:29,639, Character said: The little b***d
already had a rubber on.

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At 00:06:31,141, Character said: Oh, bullshit.

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At 00:06:32,601, Character said: I swear. Wendy told me.
Why would she lie?

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At 00:06:35,979, Character said: Horny little mother
wore a rubber to his date.

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At 00:06:37,981, Character said: She g***t so pissed off,
she wouldn't even
let him touch her.

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At 00:06:41,026, Character said: [Chattering]

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At 00:06:48,533, Character said: Hi. My name is Mindy.

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At 00:06:50,827, Character said: Can I ask you something?

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At 00:06:51,912, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:06:52,996, Character said: Why do they call you Meat?

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At 00:06:55,165, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:06:57,250, Character said: Wendy Williams told
me I should ask you.

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At 00:07:00,670, Character said: [Chuckling]

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At 00:07:02,339, Character said: She did, huh?
Uh-huh.

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At 00:07:04,382, Character said: Why do they call you Meat?
'Cause you're so big?

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At 00:07:07,344, Character said: [Chuckling]
Yeah, sort of.

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At 00:07:09,346, Character said: Not sort of. Why?

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At 00:07:12,099, Character said: You really wanna know?
Yes.

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At 00:07:14,434, Character said: Okay. Come on, I'll show you.

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At 00:07:15,852, Character said: Meat, Meat, Meat.
Wait, wait, wait.

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At 00:07:17,270, Character said: She's only a freshman.

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At 00:07:18,522, Character said: Yeah. But after this,
she'll be an instant senior.

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At 00:07:20,524, Character said: But Meat, listen.
If you get suspended again,

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At 00:07:23,151, Character said: you'll never get that
scholarship to Princeton.

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At 00:07:25,695, Character said: Now think about that.

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At 00:07:29,866, Character said: I'm sorry, babe.
No cigar. Can't do it.

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At 00:07:31,660, Character said: He won't tell me.

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At 00:07:33,703, Character said: Come on. Come on.

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At 00:07:34,746, Character said: Aw, shoot.

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At 00:07:37,707, Character said: [Chuckling]

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At 00:07:40,043, Character said: Hey, you guys.
Wait up.

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At 00:07:42,045, Character said: Speakin' of horny mothers,
it's ready Eddie.

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At 00:07:44,214, Character said: Come on, be serious, now.
I'm goin' tonight, right?

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At 00:07:45,882, Character said: I don't know, Pee Wee.
Even a nymphomaniac
has standards.

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At 00:07:48,385, Character said: She lives with
a big black stud.

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At 00:07:50,053, Character said: He catches you,
he's gonna cut
your pecker off.

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