Porkys 720p Subtitles

00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:21,♪♪ [Country-Rock]

00:00:39,206 --> 00:01:09,♪♪ [Continues]

00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,♪♪ [Ends]

00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:38,♪♪ [Man Singing On Radio]

00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,Good morning, Angel Beach.
It's April 12.

00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:45,This is Gene Morrison
coming to you
from W.A.C.N. Angel Beach

00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,nestled by the shore
in fabulous south Florida.

00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,It's a bright,
beautiful spring day.

00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,President Eisenhower's running
a tight ship ofstate.

00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,Get it at Porky's.

00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,The stars are secure
and the rent's
paid for the month.

00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,So all's right
with the world, so...

00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:03,♪♪ [Morrison Singing]

00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,Let's get out there
and get America
moving forward.

00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:09,It's 64 degrees,
expecting to
reach a high of 76.

00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,Not a drop of rain in sight.

00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,Good news for
the beach bunnies

00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,but bad news
for the farm boys.

00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:19,Now to help you start the day,
the singin' rage,
Miss Patty Page.

00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,♪♪ [Waltz]

00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:25,♪♪ [Woman Singing]

00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,[Knocking On Door]

00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,[Woman] Edward,
you'll be late to school.

00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:35,Edward. Up. Right now.
[Knocking Continues]

00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,I've g***t things to do,
you hear?

00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,[Clock Buzzing]
Hit the floor.
Right now.

00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:44,♪♪ [Continues]

00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:53,♪♪ [Continues]
[Buzzing Continues]

00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,[Stops]
♪♪ [Continues]

00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,Edward Morris.

00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,You be at
the breakfast table in five

00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,minutes or you don't
play ball this week.

00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,[Groaning]
Pee Wee, what's wrong?

00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,Oh, nothing. I just pulled
a little muscle in my groin.

00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,Oh, be careful.

00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,Your father wants you to
drop him off at the office.

00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,The car won't start.

00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,And be sure you pick up
those clothes at the tailor's.

00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,[Groans] Instant eunuch.

00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:36,♪♪ [Continues]

00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,S***t.

00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,[Scoffs] Oh, it is.
It's gettin' shorter.

00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,S***t.

00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,♪♪ [Ends]

00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,[Chattering]

00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,Hey, did you get
the colored guy?

00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,Does a fat dog fart?

00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,Well, what's he look like?

00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:23,Like an African Zulu man.
6'4",
two huge gold teeth.

00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,[Chuckles] Great.

00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,Where did you find him?

00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,He works for my old man's
construction company.

00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,Doesn't know what the hell
I'm talking about,
but he's willing

00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,and he'll do it
for 10 bucks.

00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,Ten bucks, not bad.
Yeah. You sure
the broad's all set?

00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,Oh, there's no problem there.
She's...
[Vehicle Approaching]

00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:52,[Hooting]

00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,Jarvis, you stupid redneck.

00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:02,Whoo.
You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.

00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,Billy boy,
y'all get the nigger?

00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:13,Come on, Jarvis.
You mean the colored guy.
The Negro.

00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,Poor white trash.

00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,F***k you and
the horse you rode in on.

00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,"F***k you and
the horse you rode in on."
That's colorful redneck humor.

00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,Right.
Kiss my rebel a***s.

00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,And that's another one.

00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,Yeah, you should be
writing these down.
Immigrants.

00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,Y'all goin' back to
Oklahoma and Michigan

00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,and kiss a***s with all
the Negroes you want.

00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,This is Dixie, baby,
where we do things right.

00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,Hey, Jarvis.
How come you don't have

00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,four first names
like most hillbillies?

00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:35,You know,
like Billy Joe Jim Bob
or Flora May Sally Sue.

00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,I had a cousin
named Billy Joe Jim Bob
and he was killed in the war,

00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,so just watch
what you're saying.

00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,Aw, gee,
I didn't know, Mickey.
I'm sorry.

00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,Anyway, did you
get the Negro?

00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,Yeah, we g***t one.

00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,The guy's 6'4",
has gold teeth.

00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,He's the meanest-lookin'
mother you ever saw.

00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,Hot d***n! They're gonna croak
when this guy jumps out!
Who's goin'?

00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,[Woman] Hey, Tommy.
Wait a minute.

00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,Did you get it?

00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,I found a place
that's g***t one.
I'll go tomorrow.

00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,Don't let me down.
I'm gonna get
that little creep.

00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,[Chuckles]

00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,Who's she gonna get?

00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:05,Pee Wee.

00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,Didn't you hear
about the other night?
No.

00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,You didn't hear about that?

00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,You sure you didn't hear
about the other night?

00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,Well, we figure we gotta
get Pee Wee laid, right?

00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:14,So I fix him up with Wendy.

00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,Pee Wee and Wendy?

00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,Shh.
D***n, I thought she had
better taste than that.

00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,All he had to do
was knock it off.

00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,You know, they're makin' out.
And you know Wendy.

00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,She reaches down,
she unzips his fly
and she grabs his c***k.

00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,Guess what.

00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:29,What?

00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,The little b***d
already had a rubber on.

00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,Oh, bullshit.

00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,I swear. Wendy told me.
Why would she lie?

00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,Horny little mother
wore a rubber to his date.

00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,She g***t so pissed off,
she wouldn't even
let him touch her.

00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,[Chattering]

00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,Hi. My name is Mindy.

00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,Can I ask you something?

00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,Yeah, sure.

00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,Why do they call you Meat?

00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,I don't know.

00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,Wendy Williams told
me I should ask you.

00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,[Chuckling]

00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,She did, huh?
Uh-huh.

00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,Why do they call you Meat?
'Cause you're so big?

00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,[Chuckling]
Yeah, sort of.

00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:12,Not sort of. Why?

00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,You really wanna know?
Yes.

00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,Okay. Come on, I'll show you.

00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,Meat, Meat, Meat.
Wait, wait, wait.

00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,She's only a freshman.

00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:20,Yeah. But after this,
she'll be an instant senior.

00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,But Meat, listen.
If you get suspended again,

00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,you'll never get that
scholarship to Princeton.

00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,Now think about that.

00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,I'm sorry, babe.
No cigar. Can't do it.

00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,He won't tell me.

00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,Come on. Come on.

00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:35,Aw, shoot.

00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,[Chuckling]

00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,Hey, you guys.
Wait up.

00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,Speakin' of horny mothers,
it's ready Eddie.

00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,Come on, be serious, now.
I'm goin' tonight, right?

00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,I don't know, Pee Wee.
Even a nymphomaniac
has standards.

00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,She lives with
a big black stud.

00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,He catches you,
he's gonna cut
your pecker off.

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