Porkys 1 English (1981) Subtitles

At 00:01:39,015, Character said: Good morning, Angel Beach.
It's April 12.

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At 00:01:41,267, Character said: This is Gene Morrison coming
to you from W. A. C. N. Angel Beach

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At 00:01:45,522, Character said: nestled by the shore
in fabulous south Florida.

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At 00:01:48,191, Character said: It's a bright,
beautiful spring day.

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At 00:01:50,610, Character said: President Eisenhower's running
a tight ship of state.

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At 00:01:53,196, Character said: Get it at Porky's.

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At 00:01:54,948, Character said: The stars are secure and the
rent's paid for the month.

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At 00:01:57,784, Character said: So all's right
with the world, so...

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At 00:02:03,623, Character said: Let's get out there and
get America moving forward.

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At 00:02:06,292, Character said: It's 64 degrees, expecting
to reach a high of 76.

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At 00:02:09,838, Character said: Not a drop of rain in sight.

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At 00:02:11,297, Character said: Good news for
the beach bunnies

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At 00:02:13,258, Character said: but bad news
for the farm boys.

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At 00:02:15,218, Character said: Now to help you start the day,
the singin' rage, Miss Patty Page.

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At 00:02:28,857, Character said: Edward,
you'll be late to school.

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At 00:02:32,527, Character said: Edward. Up. Right now.

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At 00:02:35,905, Character said: I've g***t things to do,
you hear?

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At 00:02:38,575, Character said: Hit
the floor. Right now.

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At 00:02:56,342, Character said: Edward Morris.

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At 00:02:59,804, Character said: You be at
the breakfast table in five

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At 00:03:02,098, Character said: minutes or you don't
play ball this week.

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At 00:03:04,309, Character said: Pee Wee, what's wrong?

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At 00:03:06,644, Character said: Oh, nothing. I just pulled
a little muscle in my groin.

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At 00:03:09,063, Character said: Oh, be careful.

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At 00:03:10,565, Character said: Your father wants you to
drop him off at the office.

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At 00:03:12,901, Character said: The car won't start.

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At 00:03:14,152, Character said: And be sure you pick up
those clothes at the tailor's.

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At 00:03:16,863, Character said: Instant eunuch.

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At 00:03:37,842, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:03:51,940, Character said: Oh, it is.
It's gettin' shorter.

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At 00:03:54,651, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:04:15,296, Character said: Hey, did you get
the colored guy?

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At 00:04:17,298, Character said: Does a fat dog fart?

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At 00:04:18,675, Character said: Well, what's he look like?

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At 00:04:20,009, Character said: Like an African Zulu man.
6'4", two huge gold teeth.

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At 00:04:23,513, Character said: Great.

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At 00:04:36,567, Character said: Where did you find him?

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At 00:04:38,069, Character said: He works for my old man's
construction company.

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At 00:04:40,154, Character said: Doesn't know what the hell I'm
talking about, but he's willing

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At 00:04:43,199, Character said: and he'll do it
for 10 bucks.

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At 00:04:45,285, Character said: Ten bucks, not bad. Yeah.
You sure the broad's all set?

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At 00:04:48,037, Character said: Oh, there's no problem there.
She's...

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At 00:04:56,921, Character said: Jarvis, you stupid redneck.

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At 00:04:59,340, Character said: Whoo. You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.

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At 00:05:07,432, Character said: Billy boy,
y'all get the nigger?

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At 00:05:09,517, Character said: Come on, Jarvis. You mean
the colored guy. The Negro.

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At 00:05:13,646, Character said: Poor white trash.

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At 00:05:14,939, Character said: F***k you and
the horse you rode in on.

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At 00:05:16,232, Character said: "F***k you and the horse you rode in
on. " That's colorful redneck humor.

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At 00:05:19,319, Character said: Right.
Kiss my rebel a***s.

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At 00:05:20,486, Character said: And that's another one.

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At 00:05:21,612, Character said: Yeah, you should be writing
these down. Immigrants.

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At 00:05:23,656, Character said: Y'all goin' back to
Oklahoma and Michigan

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At 00:05:25,325, Character said: and kiss a***s with all
the Negroes you want.

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At 00:05:26,951, Character said: This is Dixie, baby,
where we do things right.

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At 00:05:28,953, Character said: Hey, Jarvis.
How come you don't have

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At 00:05:30,371, Character said: four first names
like most hillbillies?

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At 00:05:31,706, Character said: You know, like Billy Joe Jim
Bob or Flora May Sally Sue.

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At 00:05:35,209, Character said: I had a cousin named Billy Joe Jim
Bob and he was killed in the war,

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At 00:05:38,504, Character said: so just watch
what you're saying.

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At 00:05:40,256, Character said: Aw, gee, I didn't
know, Mickey. I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:43,217, Character said: Anyway, did you
get the Negro?

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At 00:05:44,761, Character said: Yeah, we g***t one.

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At 00:05:46,262, Character said: The guy's 6'4",
has gold teeth.

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At 00:05:48,723, Character said: He's the meanest-lookin'
mother you ever saw.

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At 00:05:50,308, Character said: Hot d***n! They're gonna croak when
this guy jumps out! Who's goin'?

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At 00:05:52,894, Character said: Hey, Tommy.
Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:56,647, Character said: Did you get it?

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At 00:05:57,982, Character said: I found a place that's
g***t one. I'll go tomorrow.

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At 00:06:00,318, Character said: Don't let me down. I'm
gonna get that little creep.

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At 00:06:03,571, Character said: Who's she gonna get?

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At 00:06:04,781, Character said: Pee Wee.

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At 00:06:05,948, Character said: Didn't you hear about
the other night? No.

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At 00:06:08,117, Character said: You didn't hear about that?

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At 00:06:09,327, Character said: You sure you didn't hear
about the other night?

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At 00:06:10,953, Character said: Well, we figure we gotta
get Pee Wee laid, right?

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At 00:06:13,289, Character said: So I fix him up with Wendy.

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At 00:06:14,749, Character said: Pee Wee and Wendy?

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At 00:06:16,167, Character said: Shh. D***n, I thought she
had better taste than that.

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At 00:06:18,753, Character said: All he had to do
was knock it off.

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At 00:06:21,047, Character said: You know, they're makin' out.
And you know Wendy.

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At 00:06:23,299, Character said: She reaches down, she unzips
his fly and she grabs his c***k.

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At 00:06:27,303, Character said: Guess what.

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At 00:06:28,471, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:29,639, Character said: The little b***d
already had a rubber on.

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At 00:06:31,140, Character said: Oh, bullshit.

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At 00:06:32,600, Character said: I swear. Wendy told me.
Why would she lie?

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At 00:06:35,978, Character said: Horny little mother
wore a rubber to his date.

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At 00:06:37,980, Character said: She g***t so pissed off, she
wouldn't even let him touch her.

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At 00:06:48,533, Character said: Hi. My name is Mindy.

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At 00:06:50,827, Character said: Can I ask you something?

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At 00:06:51,911, Character said: Yeah, sure.

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At 00:06:52,995, Character said: Why do they call you Meat?

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At 00:06:55,164, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:06:57,250, Character said: Wendy Williams told
me I should ask you.

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At 00:07:02,338, Character said: She did, huh?
Uh-huh.

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At 00:07:04,382, Character said: Why do they call you Meat?
'Cause you're so big?

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At 00:07:07,343, Character said: Yeah, sort of.

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At 00:07:09,345, Character said: Not sort of. Why?

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At 00:07:12,098, Character said: You really wanna know?
Yes.

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At 00:07:14,434, Character said: Okay. Come on, I'll show you.

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At 00:07:15,852, Character said: Meat, Meat, Meat.
Wait, wait, wait.

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At 00:07:17,270, Character said: She's only a freshman.

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At 00:07:18,521, Character said: Yeah. But after this,
she'll be an instant senior.

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At 00:07:20,523, Character said: But Meat, listen.
If you get suspended again,

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At 00:07:23,151, Character said: you'll never get that
scholarship to Princeton.

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At 00:07:25,695, Character said: Now think about that.

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At 00:07:29,866, Character said: I'm sorry, babe.
No cigar. Can't do it.

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At 00:07:31,659, Character said: He won't tell me.

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At 00:07:33,703, Character said: Come on. Come on.

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At 00:07:34,745, Character said: Aw, shoot.

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At 00:07:40,042, Character said: Hey, you guys.
Wait up.

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At 00:07:42,044, Character said: Speakin' of horny mothers,
it's ready Eddie.

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At 00:07:44,213, Character said: Come on, be serious, now.
I'm goin' tonight, right?

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At 00:07:45,882, Character said: I don't know, Pee Wee. Even
a nymphomaniac has standards.

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At 00:07:48,384, Character said: She lives with
a big black stud.

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At 00:07:50,052, Character said: He catches you, he's
gonna cut your pecker off.

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At 00:07:51,596, Character said: He's bringin' tweezers.

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At 00:07:52,889, Character said: I don't care if she lives
with a blue-assed baboon.

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At 00:07:54,515, Character said: She likes to screw, right?
Oh, she loves it.

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At 00:07:56,225, Character said: Especially young guys.
The more, the merrier.

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At 00:07:58,978, Character said: What's she look like?
She good-looking?

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At 00:08:00,229, Character said: Well, she's not bad.

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At 00:08:01,397, Character said: She's g***t a great body,
moves like an eagle.

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At 00:08:03,399, Character said: That's the way I like 'em.

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At 00:08:05,109, Character said: You like 'em any way,
as long as they're not dead.

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At 00:08:06,819, Character said: I don't care if they're dead,
as long as they're not too cold.

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At 00:08:09,906, Character said: Come here, man.

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At 00:08:11,574, Character said: Let's not invite too many guys.
That way we all get her twice.

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At 00:08:14,160, Character said: Listen to this midget.
He's not even invited

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At 00:08:15,745, Character said: and he's making
up the guest list.

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At 00:08:17,246, Character said: I'm going tonight! You're not
cuttin' me out of any...