Twisted.Metal.S02E06.720p.x264-FENiX Subtitles

00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,Stupid wet-a***s wood.

00:01:03,787 --> 00:01:05,Show yourself!

00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:07,Show yourself
or I'll shoot!

00:01:07,377 --> 00:01:08,No need.

00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:10,I-I come in peace.

00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:13,I'm unarmed,
promise.

00:01:19,665 --> 00:01:21,You alone?

00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,Just me.

00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:28,So you the guy writing
all that Calypso BS?

00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:35,That's sign 327,

00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,if you must know.

00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:41,Would you care
for a Brimbles?

00:01:41,653 --> 00:01:43,I've g***t
a Strawberry When Wet

00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:46,with your name on it,
mister...

00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:48,John.

00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,How did you get
that wood burning?

00:01:53,354 --> 00:01:55,Just a trick
my father taught me.

00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:01,So who is
this Calypso guy?

00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:03,Come on.

00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,I'm sure your, uh--
your Milkman compatriots

00:02:05,884 --> 00:02:08,all speak of him,
right?

00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:10,Nope.

00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,Feels like
some bullshit.

00:02:12,856 --> 00:02:15,No. No, no, no,
he-he's-he's very real.

00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:19,Calypso,
The Calypso,

00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,will be
the great uniter

00:02:20,623 --> 00:02:24,of this broken nation.

00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:27,Now you sound
like a salesman.

00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:29,Just a believer.

00:02:30,529 --> 00:02:33,What? Don't you
believe in anything?

00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:34,Believe in what?

00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,I'm a Milkman
on the outside.

00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:39,Belief is false hope.

00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:41,Oh, John.

00:02:41,368 --> 00:02:43,Belief is everything.

00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:45,Otherwise,

00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:48,what are you
driving for?

00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:52,Let's say you can
make a wish, hmm?

00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:56,For anything,
your heart's deepest desire.

00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:59,What are you
wishing for?

00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:02,Okay.

00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:06,A home, a family.

00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,A place to park my car
for good.

00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,What's so funny?

00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,I mean, come on.

00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:19,Look at you.

00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:22,You are the captain
of your own destiny.

00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:26,You are accountable to you
and you alone.

00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,Are you really willing
to sacrifice that?

00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:29,Because, John,

00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:32,other people
can bring you down,

00:03:32,419 --> 00:03:37,make you act against
your own self-interest.

00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:38,You have freedom now,

00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:43,but freedom
is best enjoyed alone.

00:03:43,809 --> 00:03:47,Yeah, well,
I think you're wrong.

00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:50,What do I know?

00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:52,I'm just a man
with a ladder.

00:03:54,993 --> 00:03:58,So what about you?

00:03:58,099 --> 00:04:00,What would you wish for?

00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:07,I think
I'd wish to be seen.

00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:12,To be noticed.

00:04:15,565 --> 00:04:18,Yes, I think
I'd like that very much.

00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:25,Enjoy the drinks!

00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:29,What the hell?

00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:31,Hey!

00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:06,Where is she?!

00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:10,I g***t her.

00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:16,Whoo!

00:05:16,177 --> 00:05:18,Oh, f***k off, creep!

00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,Come on!
Come on!

00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:25,Let's f***g go!

00:05:25,911 --> 00:05:27,Oh, s***t!

00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:35,Hey! Mayhem!

00:05:35,196 --> 00:05:36,The missiles are
tracking the package.

00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:38,Yeah, no, s***t!

00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,All right, drive ahead,
we'll watch your six.

00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:43,Okay, whatever!

00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,Wanna do something?!

00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:58,I don't like
the look of that spike thing!

00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:14,Oh, s***t!

00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,Krista, I could
really use that EMP.

00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,I'm on my way.

00:06:33,151 --> 00:06:35,First to cross
the line. F***k, yeah!

00:06:40,848 --> 00:06:43,It's nice to see you
get your hands dirty, Raven.

00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:45,It's about time.

00:06:45,025 --> 00:06:46,Cool stage.

00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:48,Oh, I wouldn't park here,
if I were you.

00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,- Yeah, baby.
- Whoo!

00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,Yeah.

00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,Whoo!
Let's go, let's go!

00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,I'm gonna circle
a little bit more.

00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:28,We just g***t our Lord Preacher
down for his nappies.

00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:32,F***k! Frenjamin, quickly,
unleash the t***s.

00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:34,I'm empty
and so very raw.

00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:37,S***t! Then get
the Goldfish!

00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,Grimm's still
out there. Turn around.

00:07:39,389 --> 00:07:42,Let go of the wheel, Stu.

00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:44,Oh, s***t!

00:07:46,155 --> 00:07:48,Here you go.

00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:55,On the one hand,
I ** very mad.

00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:59,But on the other hand,
that was a very chaotic move.

00:07:59,582 --> 00:08:02,And what are we,
if not agents of chaos?

00:08:07,141 --> 00:08:09,But if you get
in my way again,

00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:11,I will end you.

00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:17,Oh, f***k.

00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:30,I can't shake him!
Get him off our a***s!

00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,What do you
think I'm doing?

00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:36,Here comes
the cavalry!

00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,Oh, hell yeah!

00:08:41,728 --> 00:08:43,Go! I g***t
Captain Crotch Rocket!

00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,Oh! It's time
to end this party.

00:08:56,639 --> 00:08:59,No! Come on,
come on.

00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,Piece of s***t!
I'll do it myself.

00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:12,That's right.
Run, you cowa--

00:10:10,886 --> 00:10:13,Game over.

00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,Go win this.

00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:42,Hey! What the hell
was that back there?

00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,I didn't ask
for your help.

00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,Well, don't expect us
to fly in

00:10:45,921 --> 00:10:47,and save you again.

00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,You are on your own.

00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:51,I'm here for one reason
and one reason only.

00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:52,Fine.

00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:53,Looks like
that's everyone.

00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:57,Wait!
There's another driver.

00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,Come on, come on,
come on.

00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,Dollface.
Come in, Dollface.

00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,Krista.

00:11:42,115 --> 00:11:43,Is everyone
accounted for?

00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,Excellent.

00:11:48,017 --> 00:11:50,Congratulations,
one and all,

00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:53,and welcome
to Twisted Metal.

00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:09,John, I'm so sorry.- Yeah.

00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:11,You don't have to worry
about me. I'm good.

00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:13,Not like she's the first
person I know who died.

00:12:13,284 --> 00:12:16,Mic check, mic check.

00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:19,Hello? Hi, everyone.
Can ev-- can everyone hear me?

00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:23,Okay. Raise your hand
if you can hear me.

00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,Great, great.
Thank you.

00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,Welcome to orientation.

00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:31,If you look out your window,
you'll see Tournament City.

00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:34,I'm still
workshopping the name.

00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,So, anyway, moving on.

00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,Here's how my tournament
will work.

00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,You will compete
in multiple rounds,

00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,each unique and more deadly
than the last.

00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,If you survive,
you advance.

00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,The last driver
behind the wheel

00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,gets their wish granted.

00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,You're not going to make it
till sundown, Grimpletons.

00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:52,Ah, ah, ah!

00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,I know there's still
some tension from the qualifier,

00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:57,but I...