The Forbidden Legend S***x & Chopsticks 2008 Subtitles
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00:01:09,876 --> 00:01:13,I ** Simon Qing, from Qing He county.
00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:16,I was born rich.
00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,My father is Simon Tate.
00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:21,I never see him work for a living.
00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:24,He always stays in his room
but I have no idea what he is doing.
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,He told me not to ask about that.
00:01:26,334 --> 00:01:30,Other than that,
he just hangs around with his concubines.
00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:33,And no one is supposed to eat what he eats.
00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:36,Look...I have no idea...
00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:37,what he eats.
00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,He told me that it is for man only.
00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,And children are not allowed to eat them.
00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,It seems he really enjoys eating them very much.
00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,Does it taste so good?
00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:55,The one holding the cup is not
my father's first concubine.
00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,The one holding the spoon is not
my father's second concubine too.
00:01:58,834 --> 00:01:59,In fact...
00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:02,this is the first time I saw them.
00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:04,I wonder if I ** going to eat those stuff
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,just like my father did when I grow up?
00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,Dad doesn't allow me to go into his room
not even once.
00:02:11,751 --> 00:02:14,He said I can go inside only when I ** grown up.
00:02:14,376 --> 00:02:18,But I sneaked in one day.
00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:20,There are so many books inside.
00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:22,There are so many funny stuff...
00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:23,soaked in wine.
00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,Dad must be eating them everyday.
00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:29,There are also many drawings of
n***d men and women.
00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:32,I don't know what they are doing in the drawings.
00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:39,Later, I found out that...
00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,my father is a famous sexologist in Sung dynasty.
00:02:42,376 --> 00:02:43,He has been working hard to seek sexual pleasure
00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:46,without moral constraint.
00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:53,My father is still very passionate
towards my mother.
00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,They loved each other so much.
00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,But my mother has been suffering
from a terminal disease.
00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,My mother is a pretty woman.
00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:08,Although she is sick,
00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:12,dad has been treating her very well.
00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,He always talks to her.
00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:15,Until one night.
00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:27,Honey, don't be sad.
00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,My time has come.
00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:32,I can't find a cure for you,
00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,I ** so ashamed.
00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,However, you have given me carnal pleasures
00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,which other women can rarely enjoy.
00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,I ** very contented.
00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:49,I won't marry anyone after you pass away.
00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:55,In that case, I do not have to worry that
our son will be ill treated.
00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,I do have a request...
00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:01,I will do anything for you.
00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,For the last time,
00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:06,give me an o***m.
00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,But you are so weak now, I ** afraid...
00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,Just give it to me. I want it...
00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:41,I ** giving you the energizing acupuncture.
00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,In half an hour's time,
you will be like a normal person.
00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:48,But after that...
00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:25,I knew that you had been peeping outside.
00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:28,Your mother has passed away.
00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,Come with me.
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,I spent my whole life
00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:52,studying the Tao of s***x.
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,When you grow older,
I will pass all my learning to you.
00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,In the eyes of ordinary folk,
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,this is evil and immoral.
00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,What happened in this room,
00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:11,you should tell no one.
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,G***t it?
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,Yes.
00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:18,Ever since ancient times,
there exists "The book of s***x".
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,Which teaches the art of sexual intercourse.
00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,The pornographic pictures here
00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:26,demonstrate the ninety-nine postures
in sexual intercourse.
00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:29,You can try them all.
00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:31,Dad.
00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:34,How can I satisfy women?
00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:35,Good question.
00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,To satisfy them, you must have...
00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:41,great body strength,
00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:45,a hard p***s, endurance.
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,But the most important thing is
"win their hearts and minds".
00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:49,"Win their hearts and minds"?
00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:52,If a woman loves you,
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,when you make love to her,
00:09:55,459 --> 00:09:58,she will feel three times more pleasure.
00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,15 minutes of s***x will feel like...
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,45 minutes.
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,How could I make them love me?
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:08,Just like fighting a war,
00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:12,you win if you know what your enemy is thinking.
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,To win a woman's heart, skill is very crucial.
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:25,To defeat your enemy,
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,one must have an iron fist.
00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:34,To win a woman's heart,
00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:37,then you have to...
00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:40,have a strong p***s.
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,As hard as iron.
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,How?
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:47,Start doing push up a thousand times a day.
00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:51,Push up with fingers.
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,After that you start practicing with your fingers.
00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,Push up with your p***s.
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,Lastly, you start practicing with your p***s.
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,Dad, the hole you dug is so deep.
00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:15,If you work hard, in a year's time,
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,you will be as good as me.
00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,My father told me to train my p***s everyday.
00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,I soon did quite well.
00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:45,But he didn't let me make love...
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,to a woman.
00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:50,He told me that virginity is
very important to a man.
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,If my first time is poor, I will be ruined.
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,You may start now.
00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,Yes.
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:06,Now that I have grown up,
I can use my p***s to write like a pen.
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,And my sexual desire is getting stronger.
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,Si Qin.
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:01,Come in. Yes, master.
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,I want it... come on.
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,Don't! Master, don't!
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,I have been longing to make love to a slave girl.
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,But my father watched me closely.
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,Master, I... Son.
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,He just won't let me do that.
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,Dad.
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,Get out.
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,How many times have I told you...
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,virginity is very important.
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:34,It will ruin your whole life
if anything goes wrong.
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,You are not allowed to do that
unless you have my permission, g***t it?
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:38,Yes, dad.
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:42,Since my father gave me a merciless scolding,
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,I thought I would not be able to lose...
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,my virginity that year,
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,But events took an...
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,unexpected turn...
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,After a few days, my father told me that
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,his old friend's daughter would come
to live with us
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,126...
00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:16,I was born rich.
00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,My father is Simon Tate.
00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:21,I never see him work for a living.
00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:24,He always stays in his room
but I have no idea what he is doing.
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,He told me not to ask about that.
00:01:26,334 --> 00:01:30,Other than that,
he just hangs around with his concubines.
00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:33,And no one is supposed to eat what he eats.
00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:36,Look...I have no idea...
00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:37,what he eats.
00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,He told me that it is for man only.
00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,And children are not allowed to eat them.
00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,It seems he really enjoys eating them very much.
00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,Does it taste so good?
00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:55,The one holding the cup is not
my father's first concubine.
00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,The one holding the spoon is not
my father's second concubine too.
00:01:58,834 --> 00:01:59,In fact...
00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:02,this is the first time I saw them.
00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:04,I wonder if I ** going to eat those stuff
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,just like my father did when I grow up?
00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,Dad doesn't allow me to go into his room
not even once.
00:02:11,751 --> 00:02:14,He said I can go inside only when I ** grown up.
00:02:14,376 --> 00:02:18,But I sneaked in one day.
00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:20,There are so many books inside.
00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:22,There are so many funny stuff...
00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:23,soaked in wine.
00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,Dad must be eating them everyday.
00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:29,There are also many drawings of
n***d men and women.
00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:32,I don't know what they are doing in the drawings.
00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:39,Later, I found out that...
00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,my father is a famous sexologist in Sung dynasty.
00:02:42,376 --> 00:02:43,He has been working hard to seek sexual pleasure
00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:46,without moral constraint.
00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:53,My father is still very passionate
towards my mother.
00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,They loved each other so much.
00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,But my mother has been suffering
from a terminal disease.
00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,My mother is a pretty woman.
00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:08,Although she is sick,
00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:12,dad has been treating her very well.
00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,He always talks to her.
00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:15,Until one night.
00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:27,Honey, don't be sad.
00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,My time has come.
00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:32,I can't find a cure for you,
00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,I ** so ashamed.
00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,However, you have given me carnal pleasures
00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,which other women can rarely enjoy.
00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,I ** very contented.
00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:49,I won't marry anyone after you pass away.
00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:55,In that case, I do not have to worry that
our son will be ill treated.
00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,I do have a request...
00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:01,I will do anything for you.
00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,For the last time,
00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:06,give me an o***m.
00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,But you are so weak now, I ** afraid...
00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,Just give it to me. I want it...
00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:41,I ** giving you the energizing acupuncture.
00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,In half an hour's time,
you will be like a normal person.
00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:48,But after that...
00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:25,I knew that you had been peeping outside.
00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:28,Your mother has passed away.
00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,Come with me.
00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,I spent my whole life
00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:52,studying the Tao of s***x.
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,When you grow older,
I will pass all my learning to you.
00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,In the eyes of ordinary folk,
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,this is evil and immoral.
00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,What happened in this room,
00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:11,you should tell no one.
00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,G***t it?
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,Yes.
00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:18,Ever since ancient times,
there exists "The book of s***x".
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,Which teaches the art of sexual intercourse.
00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,The pornographic pictures here
00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:26,demonstrate the ninety-nine postures
in sexual intercourse.
00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:29,You can try them all.
00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:31,Dad.
00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:34,How can I satisfy women?
00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:35,Good question.
00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,To satisfy them, you must have...
00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:41,great body strength,
00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:45,a hard p***s, endurance.
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,But the most important thing is
"win their hearts and minds".
00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:49,"Win their hearts and minds"?
00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:52,If a woman loves you,
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,when you make love to her,
00:09:55,459 --> 00:09:58,she will feel three times more pleasure.
00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,15 minutes of s***x will feel like...
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,45 minutes.
00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,How could I make them love me?
00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:08,Just like fighting a war,
00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:12,you win if you know what your enemy is thinking.
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,To win a woman's heart, skill is very crucial.
00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:25,To defeat your enemy,
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,one must have an iron fist.
00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:34,To win a woman's heart,
00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:37,then you have to...
00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:40,have a strong p***s.
00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,As hard as iron.
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,How?
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:47,Start doing push up a thousand times a day.
00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:51,Push up with fingers.
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,After that you start practicing with your fingers.
00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,Push up with your p***s.
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,Lastly, you start practicing with your p***s.
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,Dad, the hole you dug is so deep.
00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:15,If you work hard, in a year's time,
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,you will be as good as me.
00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,My father told me to train my p***s everyday.
00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,I soon did quite well.
00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:45,But he didn't let me make love...
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,to a woman.
00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:50,He told me that virginity is
very important to a man.
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,If my first time is poor, I will be ruined.
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,You may start now.
00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,Yes.
00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:06,Now that I have grown up,
I can use my p***s to write like a pen.
00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,And my sexual desire is getting stronger.
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,Si Qin.
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:01,Come in. Yes, master.
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,I want it... come on.
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,Don't! Master, don't!
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,I have been longing to make love to a slave girl.
00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,But my father watched me closely.
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,Master, I... Son.
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,He just won't let me do that.
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,Dad.
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,Get out.
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,How many times have I told you...
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,virginity is very important.
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:34,It will ruin your whole life
if anything goes wrong.
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,You are not allowed to do that
unless you have my permission, g***t it?
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:38,Yes, dad.
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:42,Since my father gave me a merciless scolding,
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,I thought I would not be able to lose...
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,my virginity that year,
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,But events took an...
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,unexpected turn...
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,After a few days, my father told me that
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,his old friend's daughter would come
to live with us
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,126...
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