The Forbidden Legend S***x & Chopsticks (2008) Subtitles

At 00:01:09,876, Character said: I ** Simon Qing, from Qing He county.

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At 00:01:13,334, Character said: I was born rich.

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At 00:01:16,417, Character said: My father is Simon Tate.

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At 00:01:18,751, Character said: I never see him work for a living.

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At 00:01:21,626, Character said: He always stays in his room
but I have no idea what he is doing.

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At 00:01:24,334, Character said: He told me not to ask about that.

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At 00:01:26,334, Character said: Other than that,
he just hangs around with his concubines.

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At 00:01:30,501, Character said: And no one is supposed to eat what he eats.

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At 00:01:34,126, Character said: Look...I have no idea...

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At 00:01:36,251, Character said: what he eats.

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At 00:01:38,667, Character said: He told me that it is for man only.

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At 00:01:41,251, Character said: And children are not allowed to eat them.

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At 00:01:43,917, Character said: It seems he really enjoys eating them very much.

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At 00:01:47,542, Character said: Does it taste so good?

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At 00:01:51,084, Character said: The one holding the cup is not
my father's first concubine.

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At 00:01:55,542, Character said: The one holding the spoon is not
my father's second concubine too.

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At 00:01:58,834, Character said: In fact...

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At 00:01:59,876, Character said: this is the first time I saw them.

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At 00:02:03,167, Character said: I wonder if I ** going to eat those stuff

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At 00:02:05,084, Character said: just like my father did when I grow up?

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At 00:02:09,209, Character said: Dad doesn't allow me to go into his room
not even once.

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At 00:02:11,751, Character said: He said I can go inside only when I ** grown up.

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At 00:02:14,376, Character said: But I sneaked in one day.

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At 00:02:18,584, Character said: There are so many books inside.

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At 00:02:20,917, Character said: There are so many funny stuff...

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At 00:02:22,709, Character said: soaked in wine.

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At 00:02:24,042, Character said: Dad must be eating them everyday.

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At 00:02:27,126, Character said: There are also many drawings of
n***d men and women.

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At 00:02:30,042, Character said: I don't know what they are doing in the drawings.

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At 00:02:37,501, Character said: Later, I found out that...

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At 00:02:39,459, Character said: my father is a famous sexologist in Sung dynasty.

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At 00:02:42,376, Character said: He has been working hard to seek sexual pleasure

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At 00:02:44,126, Character said: without moral constraint.

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At 00:02:49,542, Character said: My father is still very passionate
towards my mother.

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At 00:02:53,542, Character said: They loved each other so much.

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At 00:02:56,167, Character said: But my mother has been suffering
from a terminal disease.

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At 00:03:04,084, Character said: My mother is a pretty woman.

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At 00:03:07,459, Character said: Although she is sick,

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At 00:03:09,084, Character said: dad has been treating her very well.

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At 00:03:12,667, Character said: He always talks to her.

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At 00:03:14,334, Character said: Until one night.

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At 00:03:24,084, Character said: Honey, don't be sad.

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At 00:03:28,126, Character said: My time has come.

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At 00:03:30,584, Character said: I can't find a cure for you,

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At 00:03:33,167, Character said: I ** so ashamed.

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At 00:03:35,667, Character said: However, you have given me carnal pleasures

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At 00:03:38,792, Character said: which other women can rarely enjoy.

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At 00:03:41,834, Character said: I ** very contented.

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At 00:03:45,917, Character said: I won't marry anyone after you pass away.

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At 00:03:51,501, Character said: In that case, I do not have to worry that
our son will be ill treated.

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At 00:03:55,959, Character said: I do have a request...

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At 00:03:58,084, Character said: I will do anything for you.

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At 00:04:02,584, Character said: For the last time,

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At 00:04:04,626, Character said: give me an o***m.

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At 00:04:07,042, Character said: But you are so weak now, I ** afraid...

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At 00:04:09,459, Character said: Just give it to me. I want it...

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At 00:04:39,876, Character said: I ** giving you the energizing acupuncture.

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At 00:04:42,167, Character said: In half an hour's time,
you will be like a normal person.

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At 00:04:46,251, Character said: But after that...

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At 00:08:21,042, Character said: I knew that you had been peeping outside.

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At 00:08:26,542, Character said: Your mother has passed away.

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At 00:08:28,876, Character said: Come with me.

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At 00:08:46,959, Character said: I spent my whole life

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At 00:08:49,626, Character said: studying the Tao of s***x.

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At 00:08:53,667, Character said: When you grow older,
I will pass all my learning to you.

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At 00:08:59,334, Character said: In the eyes of ordinary folk,

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At 00:09:02,792, Character said: this is evil and immoral.

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At 00:09:05,334, Character said: What happened in this room,

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At 00:09:07,959, Character said: you should tell no one.

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At 00:09:11,334, Character said: G***t it?

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At 00:09:12,417, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:09:15,042, Character said: Ever since ancient times,
there exists "The book of s***x".

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At 00:09:18,626, Character said: Which teaches the art of sexual intercourse.

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At 00:09:21,376, Character said: The pornographic pictures here

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At 00:09:23,209, Character said: demonstrate the ninety-nine postures
in sexual intercourse.

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At 00:09:26,459, Character said: You can try them all.

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At 00:09:30,376, Character said: Dad.

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At 00:09:32,042, Character said: How can I satisfy women?

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At 00:09:34,459, Character said: Good question.

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At 00:09:36,001, Character said: To satisfy them, you must have...

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At 00:09:39,292, Character said: great body strength,

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At 00:09:42,084, Character said: a hard p***s, endurance.

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At 00:09:45,501, Character said: But the most important thing is
"win their hearts and minds".

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At 00:09:48,501, Character said: "Win their hearts and minds"?

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At 00:09:50,042, Character said: If a woman loves you,

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At 00:09:52,959, Character said: when you make love to her,

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At 00:09:55,459, Character said: she will feel three times more pleasure.

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At 00:09:58,292, Character said: 15 minutes of s***x will feel like...

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At 00:10:00,126, Character said: 45 minutes.

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At 00:10:02,709, Character said: How could I make them love me?

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At 00:10:05,501, Character said: Just like fighting a war,

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At 00:10:09,084, Character said: you win if you know what your enemy is thinking.

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At 00:10:16,917, Character said: To win a woman's heart, skill is very crucial.

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At 00:10:22,042, Character said: To defeat your enemy,

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At 00:10:26,542, Character said: one must have an iron fist.

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At 00:10:29,876, Character said: To win a woman's heart,

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At 00:10:34,959, Character said: then you have to...

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At 00:10:37,501, Character said: have a strong p***s.

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At 00:10:40,917, Character said: As hard as iron.

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At 00:10:43,292, Character said: How?

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At 00:10:44,542, Character said: Start doing push up a thousand times a day.

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At 00:10:50,376, Character said: Push up with fingers.

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At 00:10:51,667, Character said: After that you start practicing with your fingers.

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At 00:10:58,376, Character said: Push up with your p***s.

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At 00:10:59,792, Character said: Lastly, you start practicing with your p***s.

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At 00:11:07,542, Character said: Dad, the hole you dug is so deep.

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At 00:11:12,334, Character said: If you work hard, in a year's time,

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At 00:11:15,792, Character said: you will be as good as me.

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At 00:11:39,209, Character said: My father told me to train my p***s everyday.

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At 00:11:41,542, Character said: I soon did quite well.

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At 00:11:43,376, Character said: But he didn't let me make love...

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At 00:11:45,417, Character said: to a woman.

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At 00:11:47,084, Character said: He told me that virginity is
very important to a man.

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At 00:11:50,667, Character said: If my first time is poor, I will be ruined.

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At 00:11:57,084, Character said: You may start now.

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At 00:12:00,209, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:12:02,459, Character said: Now that I have grown up,
I can use my p***s to write like a pen.

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At 00:12:06,542, Character said: And my sexual desire is getting stronger.

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At 00:12:55,917, Character said: Si Qin.

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At 00:12:59,042, Character said: Come in. Yes, master.

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At 00:13:02,417, Character said: I want it... come on.

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At 00:13:05,251, Character said: Don't! Master, don't!

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At 00:13:07,042, Character said: I have been longing to make love to a slave girl.

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At 00:13:09,917, Character said: But my father watched me closely.

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At 00:13:12,042, Character said: Master, I... Son.

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At 00:13:13,334, Character said: He just won't let me do that.

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At 00:13:16,542, Character said: Dad.

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At 00:13:19,834, Character said: Get out.

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At 00:13:25,292, Character said: How many times have I told you...

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At 00:13:28,792, Character said: virginity is very important.

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At 00:13:31,376, Character said: It will ruin your whole life
if anything goes wrong.

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At 00:13:35,167, Character said: You are not allowed to do that
unless you have my permission, g***t it?

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At 00:13:37,626, Character said: Yes, dad.

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At 00:13:41,209, Character said: Since my father gave me a merciless scolding,

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At 00:13:43,167, Character said: I thought I would not be able to lose...

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At 00:13:45,042, Character said: my virginity that year,

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At 00:13:46,751, Character said: But events took an...

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At 00:13:48,667, Character said: unexpected turn...

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At 00:13:49,917, Character said: After a few days, my father told me that

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At 00:13:52,917, Character said: his old friend's daughter would come
to live with us

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