I.Dont.Understand.You.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 Subtitles

At 00:00:37,906, Character said: Is this gonna be the most
fun adoption video ever made?

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At 00:00:41,341, Character said: Okay, okay,
Dom, let's be serious.

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At 00:00:42,810, Character said: Her name is Candace.
She lives in Pittsburgh.

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At 00:00:45,145, Character said: Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh.

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At 00:00:46,881, Character said: -** I shiny?
-No, you look gorgeous.

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At 00:00:48,816, Character said: You're not looking at me.

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At 00:00:50,484, Character said: 'Cause you always look
gorgeous.

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At 00:00:51,886, Character said: Okay? Here we go.

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At 00:00:53,688, Character said: Okay, okay, so I'm gonna say
that thing about traditions,

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At 00:00:56,858, Character said: and then you will just say
something like a human.

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At 00:01:00,160, Character said: -Like a normal human person?
-Like a normal human.

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At 00:01:01,896, Character said: Okay, great, I can do that.

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At 00:01:03,096, Character said: -Okay.
-Here we go.

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At 00:01:05,065, Character said: Three, two...

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At 00:01:07,434, Character said: I've always wanted to create

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At 00:01:08,736, Character said: -traditions as a family.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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At 00:01:10,572, Character said: -It's-it's an opportunity...
-Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:12,707, Character said: ...for us to grow as a family
and grow together

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At 00:01:15,910, Character said: and-and gives us
an opportunity to...

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At 00:01:17,912, Character said: -Okay. Sorry.
-Oh...

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At 00:01:19,446, Character said: -What? -Y-You said
"opportunity" twice.

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At 00:01:21,081, Character said: S***t.

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At 00:01:22,684, Character said: I just wish we could
do this in person.

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At 00:01:24,919, Character said: I know, but there's a thousand
of us and just one of her.

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At 00:01:27,454, Character said: -Okay.
-Here we go.

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At 00:01:29,356, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:01:31,693, Character said: You know, we see
the adoption process

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At 00:01:33,695, Character said: as an amazing opportunity
to look at our whole lives

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At 00:01:36,263, Character said: and think about how much joy
our child would bring...

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At 00:01:39,701, Character said: Ah-ah. No.
You can't say "our child."

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At 00:01:41,435, Character said: -What?
-No, you have to say

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At 00:01:43,370, Character said: -"the baby" or "your baby."
-Okay.

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At 00:01:45,272, Character said: You can't just assume that
it's our child already, so...

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At 00:01:47,274, Character said: -Okay. I-I g***t it. Okay.
-You g***t it?

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At 00:01:49,476, Character said: I'm gonna do the cuts.
You don't...

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At 00:01:50,745, Character said: I'd prefer
if you didn't do the cuts.

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At 00:01:52,212, Character said: -I like to... Okay.
-Okay? And...

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At 00:01:54,381, Character said: We see the adoption process
as a wonderful opportunity

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At 00:01:58,285, Character said: to wait for years,
spend thousands of dollars,

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At 00:02:01,154, Character said: let social workers
into our home,

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At 00:02:03,423, Character said: acquiesce to
an FBI background check...

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At 00:02:05,158, Character said: Dom.

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At 00:02:08,462, Character said: I have an idea.

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At 00:02:10,130, Character said: I have an idea.

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At 00:02:11,398, Character said: Just gonna keep it loose.

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At 00:02:12,399, Character said: -Cheers.
-Cheers.

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At 00:02:13,935, Character said: Salud.

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At 00:02:17,237, Character said: Whew.

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At 00:02:19,007, Character said: -Please give us your baby.
-Please give us your baby!

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At 00:02:23,011, Character said: "Would you do anything
for your child?"

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At 00:02:25,345, Character said: -"Anything."
-"Anything."

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At 00:02:26,614, Character said: That seems a little broad.

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At 00:02:28,148, Character said: It's very, like, ominous,
like...

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At 00:02:30,450, Character said: "Would you do
anything for your child?"

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At 00:02:33,453, Character said: It's like the
beginning of, like, a thriller.

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At 00:02:35,188, Character said: Like... "Would you do
anything for your child?"

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At 00:02:39,159, Character said: Okay, this is the one: "Why
do you want to be parents?"

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At 00:02:41,596, Character said: This is the... All right.

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At 00:02:43,031, Character said: I just want to show this child
all the love

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At 00:02:46,166, Character said: -that was shown to me-- to us.
-Yeah.

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At 00:02:49,202, Character said: And-and let this kid know that
they have infinite potential,

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At 00:02:52,272, Character said: that if they're... they're kind
and-and openhearted

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At 00:02:55,777, Character said: and-and maybe even
a little bit silly,

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At 00:02:58,012, Character said: that they can find joy.

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At 00:03:00,782, Character said: We promise to do
our absolute best.

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At 00:03:04,018, Character said: And we know that choosing
parents for your child

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At 00:03:06,219, Character said: is a very complicated decision,
so we just want to thank you

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At 00:03:09,657, Character said: -for considering us.
-Yeah.

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At 00:03:12,160, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:25,707, Character said: This is my wife.

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At 00:03:34,048, Character said: Cole, Italy's calling!

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At 00:03:35,750, Character said: Time for vacation!

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At 00:03:37,384, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:39,419, Character said: -I'm ready.
-Okay.

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At 00:03:40,988, Character said: Here's your itinerary.

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At 00:03:43,024, Character said: I have marked everything out,

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At 00:03:45,026, Character said: and if we follow it,
it should be perfect.

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At 00:03:47,095, Character said: Sounds fun.
Sounds... distracting.

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At 00:03:50,430, Character said: It will be. It'll be fun.

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At 00:03:52,066, Character said: Uber's waiting.

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At 00:03:53,668, Character said: Is your mother
coming to get Axel?

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At 00:03:55,169, Character said: Yep, she should be here
in about ten minutes.

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At 00:03:57,605, Character said: Let's get the f***k out of here.

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At 00:03:59,040, Character said: -Bye.
-Axel, no parties.

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At 00:04:03,077, Character said: -Hi.
-Hello.

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At 00:04:04,779, Character said: Baby, next time,
let me book the flights.

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At 00:04:07,048, Character said: Was there really nothing
direct from Los Angeles?

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At 00:04:10,885, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:04:12,754, Character said: Oh, sorry.
I was listening to a podcast.

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At 00:04:14,622, Character said: -You, a podcast?
-Uh-huh.

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At 00:04:17,125, Character said: Yeah, it's this new podcast.

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At 00:04:19,060, Character said: About?

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At 00:04:22,563, Character said: About the restaurant we're
going to for our anniversary.

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At 00:04:24,966, Character said: -Oh. -Yes, 50 best restaurants
in the world.

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At 00:04:27,769, Character said: Vegetarian restaurant
for my vegetarian husband.

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At 00:04:30,638, Character said: Thank you, baby.

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At 00:04:33,241, Character said: I'm so sorry.

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At 00:04:34,542, Character said: Oh, no, don't worry about it.

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At 00:04:36,077, Character said: -No. Who's-who's this?
-Thank you.

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At 00:04:37,745, Character said: This is, uh, Beatrice.

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At 00:04:40,148, Character said: -Oh.
-Hi, Beatrice.

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At 00:04:41,481, Character said: -Hi.
-You're perfect.

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At 00:04:43,084, Character said: -Aw.
-Aw.

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At 00:04:46,319, Character said: What's this?

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At 00:04:49,090, Character said: I'm rubbing elbows
with one of the greats.

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At 00:04:50,490, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:53,293, Character said: Oh. Oh.

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At 00:04:57,098, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:04:59,100, Character said: Is that blood?

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At 00:05:27,195, Character said: -Is your wallet in...
-It's in my front pocket.

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At 00:05:29,197, Character said: Okay, 'cause there's, you know,
a lot of pickpockets here.

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At 00:05:31,165, Character said: Oh, my God, your mother
gets robbed one time in Russia.

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At 00:05:34,367, Character said: I know. It's just...
confirming that...

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At 00:05:36,604, Character said: Dom, it's in my front pocket.

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At 00:05:37,939, Character said: Okay, well,
now everybody has seen

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At 00:05:39,339, Character said: where you're keeping
your wallet.

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At 00:05:40,775, Character said: Can you smell me?
I feel like I smell.

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At 00:05:42,510, Character said: No, it's Europe.
You'll blend in.

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At 00:05:45,179, Character said: Who puts raw meat
in an overhead compartment?

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At 00:05:47,515, Character said: My grandmother used to put
loose sausages

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At 00:05:49,517, Character said: -in her purse.
-What?

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At 00:05:51,552, Character said: This is a bad omen.

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At 00:05:52,954, Character said: I smell like blood.

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At 00:05:54,722, Character said: The odor's gone.

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At 00:05:56,991, Character said: Yes, but the memory lingers,
Dom.

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At 00:05:59,560, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:06:01,696, Character said: This is cute, honey.

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At 00:06:03,631, Character said: Baby, only the best for you.

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At 00:06:15,743, Character said: Dom.

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At 00:06:18,378, Character said: Look at this.

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At 00:06:21,749, Character said: Oh, my God, it's incredible.

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At 00:06:26,419, Character said: And, seriously, thank you
for doing all the planning.

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At 00:06:30,558, Character said: You still have your wallet?

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At 00:06:32,260, Character said: Yes. I do.

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At 00:06:34,262, Character said: -You need to stop.
-I...

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At 00:06:36,396, Character said: We made it, right?

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At 00:06:38,232, Character said: We're here. We did it.
Soak it in.

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At 00:06:41,936, Character said: I **.

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At 00:06:45,206, Character said: -It's in my front pocket.
-Okay, that's what I'm...

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At 00:06:47,275, Character said: -I was trying to be s***y there.
-You were not.

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At 00:06:49,710, Character said: You were giving me
a stop-and-frisk,

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At 00:06:51,212, Character said: and it's not cool....