Frankenfish (2004) Subtitles

00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,What the...

00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,Some hunters found the body
about an hour ago.

00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,No ID.
Probably been dead a couple of days.

00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,These wounds are post-mortem.

00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,But something
was definitely chewing on her...

00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,after she was dumped here.

00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,Sam, what do we g***t here?

00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,I'd say we g***t ourselves a homicide.

00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,See that blood? It was smeared on.

00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,Probably chicken blood.

00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,Great. You don't think it was
one of those voodoo things, do you?

00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,No, the chicken blood's
there to attract pigs.

00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,A few feral razorbacks could get rid
of a corpse in less than a week.

00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,You know what killed her?

00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,Probably blunt force trauma,
judging by the cranial bruising.

00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,I'll know more when I get some results,
run some tests.

00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,Let me grab my kit.

00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,Abrams is going to have to handle
this one on his own.

00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,I need you to run down to Otley.

00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,Otley? What for?

00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,They pulled what was left
of a body out of the swamp down there.

00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,It's chewed up real bad,
but something ain't right.

00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,The local sheriff put in a request
for a medical examiner.

00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,Listen, Chief, how about I stay here?
Send Abrams down, grab a few photos...

00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,First of all, you know those swamp rats
won't even talk to outsiders.

00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,Now, Abrams ain't even from the South.

00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,Yeah, but, Chief, I really don't...

00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,Second of all, you're the expert
at this kind of thing.

00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,Abrams ain't.

00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,All right.

00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,- Tell them I'll be there by 8:00.
- I already did.

00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,Thank you.

00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:44,Abrams.

00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,Call the state lab.

00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,See if they have
any porcine casts or x-rays on file.

00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,Yeah, sure.

00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,Porc...

00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,Porcine. Means pig, Einstein.

00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,Call me if you have any questions.

00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,Otley.

00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,S***t.

00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,Not a pretty sight, is it?

00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,Looks like he's been in the water
for 48 hours, give or take.

00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,That's about right.
He was missing for a day and a night.

00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,- You know anything about this guy?
- Not a lot.

00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,Name's John Crankton. Age 57, 165 pounds.

00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,Did you put a verdict down
on the cause of death yet?

00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,Alligator attack.

00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,Then why call in an ME?

00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,Because these don't look
like any gator bites I've ever seen before.

00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,They're not.

00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,Alligator teeth are too short and blunt
to cause this kind of damage.

00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,I'm going to have to visit the scene.
Where'd they find the body?

00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,Way out in the deep swamp.

00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,- You g***t a phone around here?
- Sure. Right outside.

00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,You Sam Rivers?

00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,That would be me. You the biologist?

00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,Mary Callahan.
Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,Thank you for coming out here
on such short notice.

00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,No problem.

00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,- So, you ready?
- Yeah, let's do it.

00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,Judging by the map...

00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,we've g***t about
a four- or five-hour ride ahead of us.

00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,I'd say about that.

00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,Water?

00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,No, I've g***t some cold ones in the cooler,
if you want. Help yourself.

00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,Okay. Thanks.

00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,I didn't know
medical examiners carried guns.

00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,I don't usually carry one...

00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,but I don't like going out to a potential
crime scene where I can't call for help.

00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,We've g***t a radio.

00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,Where we're going,
nothing works out there.

00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,You seem to know your way
around these parts pretty well.

00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,You get a lot of swamp murders?

00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,No, not really.

00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,When it comes to killing people,
the swamp doesn't need any help.

00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,You want to take a look
at some photos of the body...

00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,and tell me what you think?

00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,Yeah, sure.

00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,Oh, my God.

00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,Is that your professional opinion?

00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:30,It's extremely unlikely
that an alligator could have done this.

00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,Shark, maybe.

00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,Yeah, that was my first thought.

00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,But we're a little too far upriver
for a great white, aren't we?

00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,Yeah, but not for a bull shark.

00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,They're extremely aggressive man-eaters.

00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,That could be the guy we're looking for.

00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,Hey, stop the boat.

00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,That's strange.

00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,The noise from the boat
should have scared it off.

00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,That gator doesn't look right.

00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,Jesus.

00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,Look how ragged the stump is.
It looks like it was torn off.

00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,You think a boat propeller
could have done that?

00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,No boat this big
could have traveled that far up the bayou.

00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,Well, what do you think happened then?

00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,Probably some redneck poacher's idea
of a joke.

00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,Come on.

00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,We're almost there.

00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,What's happening? Is he okay?

00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,Watch.

00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,- She's a beauty.
- You g***t that right.

00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,- Is it biting you?
- Hell, yeah.

00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:03,Some strange fella stick his hand
in your hole, wouldn't you b***e him?

00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,This is like the dark side of H***e Haw.

00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,We're looking
for where John Crankton lived.

00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,What y'all want with old John?
John's dead.

00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:23,Yeah, we know he's dead.
We're here to find out what happened.

00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,Y'all cops?

00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,My name's Sam Rivers.
I'm a medical examiner.

00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,This is Mary Callahan,
Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.

00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,I g***t me a license.

00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,I really doubt
they issue a license to do that.

00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,Fisting a catfish?

00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,Well, I don't know what happened to John.
I wasn't there.

00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,Ricardo brought him back.
He was wrapped up in a tarp or something.

00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,Well, we'd like to talk to Ricardo,
and anyone else who may have known John.

00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,You tow me upstream a mile or two.
I'll introduce you to some folks.

00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,Okay.

00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,God, who would want to live
so far away from everything?

00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,Hey, partner, pull up over there.

00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,Whose houseboat is that?

00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,That's my niece and her n***d husband.

00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,It's one thing to be married to it...

00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,but to have to look at it
while you're eating...

00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,And who lives in those?

00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,That house over there on the left,
that's Ricardo's.

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