The.Life.Of.Chuck.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.CO Subtitles

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At 00:00:54,860, Character said: It is eternal life.

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At 00:00:57,440, Character said: It is happiness.

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At 00:00:59,680, Character said: The past and present wilt.

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At 00:01:01,660, Character said: I have filled them, emptied them, and proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

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At 00:01:06,600, Character said: Listener up there, what have you to confide to me?

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At 00:01:09,700, Character said: Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening.

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At 00:01:13,060, Character said: Talk honestly, no one else hears you.

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At 00:01:14,640, Character said: And I stay only a minute longer.

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At 00:01:17,880, Character said: Do I contradict myself?

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At 00:01:20,300, Character said: Very well, then I contradict myself.

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At 00:01:22,020, Character said: I ** large.

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At 00:01:23,300, Character said: I contain multitudes.

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At 00:01:25,080, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:01:27,220, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:01:29,600, Character said: Clearly something more interesting than Whitman.

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At 00:01:33,240, Character said: California.

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At 00:01:34,520, Character said: There was another earthquake.

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At 00:01:36,400, Character said: A huge chunk's gone from Santa Barbara to Fresno.

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At 00:01:39,600, Character said: It's f***g crazy.

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At 00:01:40,420, Character said: Into the ocean just like that.

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At 00:01:41,580, Character said: All right, all right.

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At 00:01:43,060, Character said: Settle down.

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At 00:01:45,480, Character said: G***t no connection.

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At 00:01:47,280, Character said: Anybody else have one?

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At 00:01:56,870, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:01:57,350, Character said: Network's still down.

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At 00:01:59,550, Character said: I've g***t his file here, though.

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At 00:02:01,950, Character said: Dylan's been diving lately.

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At 00:02:03,790, Character said: I mean, this semester he's gone from A's and B's to D's.

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At 00:02:08,009, Character said: You keep hard copies?

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At 00:02:09,090, Character said: When the network started acting up, a lot of us started keeping hard copies.

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At 00:02:11,870, Character said: What do you think?

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At 00:02:13,170, Character said: You think it's coming back?

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At 00:02:15,770, Character said: Well, I don't know.

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At 00:02:16,950, Character said: I remember the world before the internet.

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At 00:02:18,830, Character said: Why is it so hard to imagine carrying on without it?

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At 00:02:21,050, Character said: It is, though, isn't it?

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At 00:02:22,270, Character said: How do we go back?

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At 00:02:23,410, Character said: How can we go back?

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At 00:02:24,890, Character said: What if it's down for good this time?

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At 00:02:26,790, Character said: Internet's still down.

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At 00:02:27,970, Character said: Yeah, but lucky for us, I've g***t hard copies for each student.

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At 00:02:31,130, Character said: I think this might be it.

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At 00:02:32,290, Character said: I don't think it's coming back this time.

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At 00:02:33,550, Character said: You might be right, but I do think we should talk about Emily.

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At 00:02:36,750, Character said: Her attendance is really falling off.

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At 00:02:38,050, Character said: Her attendance?

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At 00:02:40,350, Character said: Absenteeism's at an all-time high all over the world.

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At 00:02:43,150, Character said: We've g***t doctors and pilots and cops and everyone's just pissing the f***k off, right?

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At 00:02:49,610, Character said: But you, you want to talk to us about Emily.

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At 00:02:52,350, Character said: How are they supposed to study anyway?

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At 00:02:54,490, Character said: Web's been on the fritz for eight months.

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At 00:02:56,750, Character said: Half those sites are just garbled.

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At 00:02:59,430, Character said: I mean, I get it.

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At 00:03:00,510, Character said: Sites go dark, but what about all that other stuff?

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At 00:03:03,030, Character said: Sites are there, but all the punctuation's wrong, words spelled wrong.

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At 00:03:08,990, Character said: How do you explain that?

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At 00:03:11,350, Character said: Well, I can't, but Brian can still prepare for class.

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At 00:03:16,270, Character said: I mean, the library's still here.

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At 00:03:18,210, Character said: Internet or not.

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At 00:03:19,350, Character said: P***b's down.

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At 00:03:22,070, Character said: Did you know that, Mr. Anderson?

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At 00:03:26,760, Character said: Yeah, I, uh, I had noticed that.

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At 00:03:31,580, Character said: Sorry if Brian's been any trouble.

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At 00:03:33,660, Character said: It's just me now.

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At 00:03:34,780, Character said: His mom, she left, I don't know where.

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At 00:03:38,400, Character said: That's been happening a lot more, I hear.

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At 00:03:40,020, Character said: People just ghosting.

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At 00:03:42,720, Character said: Hers was some star-crossed boyfriend from high school.

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At 00:03:46,680, Character said: They dated a month.

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At 00:03:49,200, Character said: Goddamn month.

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At 00:03:50,140, Character said: She's gonna throw 20 years in the trash to chase down a month.

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At 00:03:54,880, Character said: I guess she never stopped thinking about him.

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At 00:03:57,520, Character said: I guess she longed on someone like that.

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At 00:03:59,860, Character said: I mean, I get it.

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At 00:04:00,760, Character said: If it really is the end, like those kooks in the purple robes say, then who do you want to be with for it but to leave her son?

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At 00:04:13,760, Character said: Uh, she says she'll be back.

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At 00:04:16,579, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:04:18,160, Character said: Um, f***g P***b.

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At 00:04:25,450, Character said: What if that never comes back?

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At 00:04:27,410, Character said: F***g tragedy.

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At 00:04:29,150, Character said: I mean, even if it is the end of all things, that's just f***g mean.

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At 00:04:47,170, Character said: It's a scene of devastation and heartbreak in California as rescue workers sift through what remains of the northern portion of the state.

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At 00:04:54,570, Character said: 350 dead in North Yorkshire as water levels continue to rise.

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At 00:05:10,110, Character said: The day Marty

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At 00:05:19,910, Character said: Anderson first saw the billboard was just before the internet finally went down for good.

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At 00:05:28,070, Character said: It had been wobbling for eight months, but other problems, like fires, earthquakes,

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At 00:05:34,342, Character said: and whole species of birds and fish dying off had taken priority.

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At 00:05:38,610, Character said: Until today, thought to be the largest wildfire in United States history.

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At 00:05:47,910, Character said: Ordinarily, Marty would have driven home by way of the Turnpike Bypass, but that was impossible due to the collapse of the bridge over Otter Creek.

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At 00:06:15,470, Character said: California, that officially makes Nevada one of the most popular states in the Union now.

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At 00:06:23,770, Character said: The thing that must be said here is...

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At 00:06:25,390, Character said: Felicia Gordon is a nurse at City General, though for the last few weeks she's felt more like an undertaker.

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At 00:06:33,910, Character said: The staff, whose numbers have been dwindling since late summer, have begun referring to themselves as the Suicide Squad.

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At 00:06:42,610, Character said: We'll be back to talk more about this.

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At 00:07:05,480, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:07:07,260, Character said: I heard you g***t another one.

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At 00:07:08,900, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:09,600, Character said: One more.

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At 00:07:10,560, Character said: I wasn't so lucky.

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At 00:07:11,980, Character said: Slippery, so...

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At 00:07:13,480, Character said: What were we supposed to do, really?

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At 00:07:15,800, Character said: Forget about Mary Lou.

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At 00:07:17,240, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:17,820, Character said: What about Mary Lou?

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At 00:07:18,940, Character said: She left.

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At 00:07:20,700, Character said: Her ex, remember Pedro?

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At 00:07:22,440, Character said: He showed up, and I don't know what he said to her, but she walked out holding his hand.

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At 00:07:27,060, Character said: And I remember how bad that divorce was.

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At 00:07:29,040, Character said: Do you remember?

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At 00:07:29,720, Character said: Yeah, I remember.

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At 00:07:31,160, Character said: I guess that's all Bridgewater, because off she went.

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At 00:07:35,480, Character said: I wonder what the stats are.

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At 00:07:37,500, Character said: Do you think more people are splitting up or getting back together?

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At 00:07:41,660, Character said: I mean, do you think marriage rates are up or divorce rates are up?

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At 00:07:44,040, Character said: Marriages.

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At 00:07:45,580, Character said: You're an optimist.

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At 00:07:48,520, Character said: Divorce takes way longer, and I don't think anyone's filing.

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At 00:07:51,500, Character said: Why bother?

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At 00:07:52,080, Character said: Six months of paperwork, at least.

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At 00:07:53,620, Character said: Probably more.

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At 00:07:54,480, Character said: Marriage license is one page, and it takes an hour, so...

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At 00:07:58,140, Character said: I'm going to guess marriages.

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At 00:07:59,480, Character said: Mr. for lunch, Mr. for dinner.

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At 00:08:02,800, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:08:03,360, Character said: Don't you need any more?

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At 00:08:04,500, Character said: Well, I wasn't hungry tonight.

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At 00:08:06,280, Character said: Weren't you hungry this morning, either?

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At 00:08:07,780, Character said: Post all my night long.

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