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00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,It is eternal life.

00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,It is happiness.

00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,The past and present wilt.

00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:05,I have filled them, emptied them, and proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,Listener up there, what have you to confide to me?

00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:12,Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening.

00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,Talk honestly, no one else hears you.

00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,And I stay only a minute longer.

00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,Do I contradict myself?

00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,Very well, then I contradict myself.

00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:22,I ** large.

00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,I contain multitudes.

00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:25,Oh my god.

00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,What is it?

00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,Clearly something more interesting than Whitman.

00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:33,California.

00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,There was another earthquake.

00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,A huge chunk's gone from Santa Barbara to Fresno.

00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,It's f***g crazy.

00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:41,Into the ocean just like that.

00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:42,All right, all right.

00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:43,Settle down.

00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,G***t no connection.

00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,Anybody else have one?

00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,Sorry.

00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,Network's still down.

00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:00,I've g***t his file here, though.

00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:03,Dylan's been diving lately.

00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:07,I mean, this semester he's gone from A's and B's to D's.

00:02:08,009 --> 00:02:08,You keep hard copies?

00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:11,When the network started acting up, a lot of us started keeping hard copies.

00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:12,What do you think?

00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:14,You think it's coming back?

00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:16,Well, I don't know.

00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:18,I remember the world before the internet.

00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:21,Why is it so hard to imagine carrying on without it?

00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:22,It is, though, isn't it?

00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:23,How do we go back?

00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,How can we go back?

00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:26,What if it's down for good this time?

00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:27,Internet's still down.

00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:31,Yeah, but lucky for us, I've g***t hard copies for each student.

00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:32,I think this might be it.

00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:33,I don't think it's coming back this time.

00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:36,You might be right, but I do think we should talk about Emily.

00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,Her attendance is really falling off.

00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:38,Her attendance?

00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:42,Absenteeism's at an all-time high all over the world.

00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:49,We've g***t doctors and pilots and cops and everyone's just pissing the f***k off, right?

00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:51,But you, you want to talk to us about Emily.

00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,How are they supposed to study anyway?

00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:56,Web's been on the fritz for eight months.

00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,Half those sites are just garbled.

00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,I mean, I get it.

00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:03,Sites go dark, but what about all that other stuff?

00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:08,Sites are there, but all the punctuation's wrong, words spelled wrong.

00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:09,How do you explain that?

00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:16,Well, I can't, but Brian can still prepare for class.

00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:17,I mean, the library's still here.

00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:19,Internet or not.

00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,Pornhub's down.

00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,Did you know that, Mr. Anderson?

00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,Yeah, I, uh, I had noticed that.

00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,Sorry if Brian's been any trouble.

00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:34,It's just me now.

00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,His mom, she left, I don't know where.

00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,That's been happening a lot more, I hear.

00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,People just ghosting.

00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,Hers was some star-crossed boyfriend from high school.

00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,They dated a month.

00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:49,Goddamn month.

00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:53,She's gonna throw 20 years in the trash to chase down a month.

00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,I guess she never stopped thinking about him.

00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,I guess she longed on someone like that.

00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:00,I mean, I get it.

00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:09,If it really is the end, like those kooks in the purple robes say, then who do you want to be with for it but to leave her son?

00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,Uh, she says she'll be back.

00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:17,I don't know.

00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:24,Um, f***g Pornhub.

00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:27,What if that never comes back?

00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:29,F***g tragedy.

00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:36,I mean, even if it is the end of all things, that's just f***g mean.

00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:54,It's a scene of devastation and heartbreak in California as rescue workers sift through what remains of the northern portion of the state.

00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:58,350 dead in North Yorkshire as water levels continue to rise.

00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:19,The day Marty

00:05:19,910 --> 00:05:26,Anderson first saw the billboard was just before the internet finally went down for good.

00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:34,It had been wobbling for eight months, but other problems, like fires, earthquakes,

00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:38,and whole species of birds and fish dying off had taken priority.

00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:42,Until today, thought to be the largest wildfire in United States history.

00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:57,Ordinarily, Marty would have driven home by way of the Turnpike Bypass, but that was impossible due to the collapse of the bridge over Otter Creek.

00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:23,California, that officially makes Nevada one of the most popular states in the Union now.

00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:25,The thing that must be said here is...

00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:32,Felicia Gordon is a nurse at City General, though for the last few weeks she's felt more like an undertaker.

00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:42,The staff, whose numbers have been dwindling since late summer, have begun referring to themselves as the Suicide Squad.

00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,We'll be back to talk more about this.

00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,Hey.

00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,I heard you g***t another one.

00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,Yeah.

00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,One more.

00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,I wasn't so lucky.

00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,Slippery, so...

00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,What were we supposed to do, really?

00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,Forget about Mary Lou.

00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:17,No.

00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:18,What about Mary Lou?

00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:19,She left.

00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,Her ex, remember Pedro?

00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:26,He showed up, and I don't know what he said to her, but she walked out holding his hand.

00:07:27,060 --> 00:07:28,And I remember how bad that divorce was.

00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:29,Do you remember?

00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,Yeah, I remember.

00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,I guess that's all Bridgewater, because off she went.

00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,I wonder what the stats are.

00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,Do you think more people are splitting up or getting back together?

00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:44,I mean, do you think marriage rates are up or divorce rates are up?

00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,Marriages.

00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,You're an optimist.

00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:51,Divorce takes way longer, and I don't think anyone's filing.

00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:51,Why bother?

00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,Six months of paperwork, at least.

00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,Probably more.

00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,Marriage license is one page, and it takes an hour, so...

00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,I'm going to guess marriages.

00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,Mr. for lunch, Mr. for dinner.

00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,What's the matter?

00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,Don't you need any more?

00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,Well, I wasn't hungry tonight.

00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,Weren't you hungry this morning, either?

00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:09,Post all my night long.

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