I Was Honey Boo Boo (2025) Subtitles

At 00:00:10,440, Character said: Roll it.

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At 00:00:12,780, Character said: I just felt like there was no way that
they were going to fit all my life in an

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At 00:00:16,660, Character said: hour and 30 minutes.

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At 00:00:17,980, Character said: Scene one, take one.

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At 00:00:20,920, Character said: I'm Alana Thompson.

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At 00:00:22,280, Character said: You may know me as Honey Boo Boo.

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At 00:00:25,020, Character said: That fun kid doing pageants with her mom
and her crazy family.

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At 00:00:31,780, Character said: See my story for the first time.

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At 00:00:47,080, Character said: Alana, wake up.

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At 00:00:48,280, Character said: Go away, Mama. It's too early.

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At 00:00:52,060, Character said: Okay, fine.

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At 00:00:53,220, Character said: I'll just call up the pageant folk. Tell
them you're pulling out of the

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At 00:00:56,100, Character said: competition.

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At 00:00:57,460, Character said: Today's the pageant? It sure is.

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At 00:01:00,320, Character said: You ready for some Mama and Smoochie
time?

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At 00:01:02,860, Character said: Yeah. Me too. Go get ready. Get dressed.

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At 00:01:06,340, Character said: Don't wake up your sister or sugar bear.

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At 00:01:26,120, Character said: Eat up, Smoochie. We need you to be high
energy.

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At 00:01:31,140, Character said: Ooh, look here.

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At 00:01:34,860, Character said: Is that my new dress?

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At 00:01:37,500, Character said: It sure is. What you think?

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At 00:01:40,820, Character said: Oh, get those techie fangers all the way
away.

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At 00:01:44,400, Character said: Mama, I'm so excited. I've never had a
dress this good.

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At 00:01:48,900, Character said: On my coupon and paying off.

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At 00:01:51,100, Character said: Anything for my little mini -me.

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At 00:01:52,940, Character said: You've ever won a crown, Mama?

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At 00:01:56,340, Character said: Maybe if my mama was as good as me, I
would have.

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At 00:01:59,660, Character said: Don't worry.

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At 00:02:00,460, Character said: I'll win all the crowns for you.

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At 00:02:03,280, Character said: I know you will, my baby girl.

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At 00:02:05,560, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:02:07,020, Character said: Mama g***t me a new pageant dress,
Pumpkin.

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At 00:02:11,440, Character said: Nice. You managed to get me that new
glove for softball?

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At 00:02:14,540, Character said: Your old one's just fine, Jessica.

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At 00:02:16,920, Character said: Mama, it's falling apart.

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At 00:02:18,360, Character said: Then tape that sucker up.

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At 00:02:22,480, Character said: Now go on, Smooch. Eat up. We're going
to be late.

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At 00:02:26,410, Character said: That was me and Mama 13 years ago.

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At 00:02:30,170, Character said: Since that happy moment, a lot has
changed.

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At 00:02:35,170, Character said: You think you know my story?

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At 00:02:37,150, Character said: Hell, it's been splashed all over TMZ
for years.

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At 00:02:41,010, Character said: I've been the star of three reality TV
shows.

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At 00:02:44,390, Character said: You think you know me, but you don't.

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At 00:02:48,230, Character said: For me, it's not about fame, and it's
not about the money.

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At 00:02:52,830, Character said: Honestly, my story is simple.

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At 00:02:55,100, Character said: It's about a mom and a daughter and
breaking a cycle of emotional abuse.

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At 00:03:00,300, Character said: My mama put men, money, and eventually
even drugs in the head of me.

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At 00:03:07,480, Character said: But in the beginning, for a little
while, it was all about fun.

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At 00:03:12,660, Character said: A lot of this ain't no cardio workout
class.

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At 00:03:16,490, Character said: Blow your a***s out and get to practicing
your dance.

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At 00:03:19,550, Character said: Mama, chill.

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At 00:03:20,550, Character said: I don't need no more practice.

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At 00:03:22,110, Character said: You just g***t to remember to show the
belly, okay? Show the belly. Please,

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At 00:03:26,330, Character said: You g***t nothing to worry about.

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At 00:03:28,530, Character said: Watch me roll. I'm rolling.

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At 00:03:31,770, Character said: Okay. You just g***t to drink your go -go
juice because your age group's on next.

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At 00:03:38,170, Character said: What's she g***t there?

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At 00:03:40,290, Character said: Oh, my all -natural concoction.

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At 00:03:42,610, Character said: Yeah,

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At 00:03:43,990, Character said: Mama's special drink.

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At 00:03:46,570, Character said: Oh, my.

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At 00:03:49,610, Character said: Did you see her face?

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At 00:03:51,450, Character said: She thinks you're a bad mama jammer.

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At 00:03:54,510, Character said: We know better, though, don't we, baby?

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At 00:03:57,430, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:59,770, Character said: Mama, when are we going to do glitz
pageants? I want all the fancy makeup.

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At 00:04:05,450, Character said: I know, baby, but you know those
pageants cost an arm and a leg.

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At 00:04:09,970, Character said: Besides, you naturally beautimous,
right?

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At 00:04:13,830, Character said: Now, you remember what you're going to
say when they ask you what you want to

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At 00:04:16,029, Character said: when you grow up? I want to be an
extreme couponer like my mama.

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At 00:04:20,390, Character said: Love it. Mind you, when you say it, you
g***t to stand up straight, speak clearly.

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At 00:04:24,070, Character said: Six -year -olds to the changing area.

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At 00:04:26,170, Character said: Six -year -olds to the changing area.

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At 00:04:56,810, Character said: really close and for a long time it was
just all mama cared about was alana's

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At 00:05:01,390, Character said: doing a pageant that's it i don't care
what jessica's g***t going on i don't care

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At 00:05:04,610, Character said: what sugar bear's g***t going on it's
alana in the pageant

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At 00:05:33,610, Character said: I did just what Mama told me to do. I
strutted and stuck out my booty.

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At 00:05:39,930, Character said: Really, Junebug?

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At 00:05:41,950, Character said: Sticking out her booty?

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At 00:05:43,270, Character said: What? All the girls do it.

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At 00:05:45,410, Character said: And if they all jumped off a bridge?

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At 00:05:47,750, Character said: Does the winner get a crown?

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At 00:05:51,310, Character said: Very funny.

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At 00:05:52,590, Character said: Just saying, I worked a long day at Dang
Chalk Mine. I could have come home to a

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At 00:05:56,010, Character said: hot dinner on the table.

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At 00:05:57,410, Character said: When do you ever come home to a hot
dinner?

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At 00:06:00,090, Character said: Not asking that much.

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At 00:06:03,980, Character said: Where's Jesse?

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At 00:06:04,920, Character said: He had some game.

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At 00:06:09,100, Character said: Pumpkin, what you cooking?

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At 00:06:10,660, Character said: Skitty. What else do I know how to cook?

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At 00:06:13,060, Character said: Sugar Bear wouldn't let up about his
d***n empty stomach.

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At 00:06:16,100, Character said: Do I look like Cinderella to you?

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At 00:06:18,480, Character said: Cinderella wouldn't give me so much d***n
grief.

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At 00:06:21,500, Character said: Yeah. I love Skitty.

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At 00:06:24,000, Character said: Mama, you ever have Skitty?

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At 00:06:28,620, Character said: I didn't know back then.

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At 00:06:30,620, Character said: that these were some of the happiest
days that I'd ever spent with Mama and

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At 00:06:34,700, Character said: family. It was still all about us, not
just her.

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At 00:06:39,180, Character said: And I remember feeling a lot of hope.
Baby, you are going to win for sure. You

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At 00:06:43,880, Character said: blew all those other girls out of the
water.

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At 00:06:46,280, Character said: Was that amazing?

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At 00:06:47,420, Character said: You were the most amazing.

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At 00:06:49,460, Character said: Now, come on. We've g***t to get you
dressed for a war. Excuse me. Is that

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At 00:06:53,720, Character said: daughter? It sure is. Ain't she
beautiful?

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At 00:06:56,460, Character said: She's adorable.

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At 00:06:57,980, Character said: I've been watching her for a while now.

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At 00:07:01,260, Character said: You two are really something.

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At 00:07:04,040, Character said: You are.

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At 00:07:05,140, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry.

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At 00:07:06,420, Character said: I'm a scout from a show called Toddlers
and Tiaras. No.

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At 00:07:10,320, Character said: We love that show, don't we? Well, I
think you two would make a great

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At 00:07:15,240, Character said: to the show.

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At 00:07:16,380, Character said: Does it interest you at all?

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At 00:07:18,340, Character said: Does it pay?

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At 00:07:19,220, Character said: It does.

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At 00:07:20,320, Character said: The cycle of pain started before I could
even recognize it. It started when my

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At 00:07:25,380, Character said: mom looked at me, and for the first
time, she didn't just see me.

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At 00:07:31,180, Character said: She saw her own potential.

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At 00:07:32,720, Character said: Of course, you know, it's a big
decision. We're going to have to think

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At 00:07:36,400, Character said: Here's my card.

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At 00:07:37,320, Character said: Call me anytime.

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At 00:07:39,440, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:45,060, Character said: I had never seen Mama so happy.

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At 00:07:50,280, Character said: We both felt like we were on cloud nine.

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At 00:07:55,340, Character said: It's really smoochy.

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At 00:07:58,250, Character said: I don't know why we g***t to go to
everyone.

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At 00:08:00,370, Character said: Hey, you know pageants are important to
the family. To this family or to you.

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At 00:08:07,050, Character said: What the devil going on here?

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At 00:08:09,130, Character said: I'm going to be on TV.

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At 00:08:10,890, Character said: Toddlers and tiaras want Solana.

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At 00:08:14,470, Character said: TV?

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At 00:08:15,810, Character said: I don't know about this.

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At 00:08:17,750, Character said: What do you have against it?

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At 00:08:19,850, Character said: Yeah, don't we all get paid?

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At 00:08:21,350, Character said: I want my beverage.

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At 00:08:22,970, Character said: What do you need money for, pumpkin? You
ain't paying no bills.

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At 00:08:27,050, Character said: I don't know I want my...