Brandi Love - Silvia Saige Recovering From The Divorce - MomSwap Subtitles

At 00:00:16,300, Character said: My divorce shattered my world.

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At 00:00:19,160, Character said: I've been trying to put back all the
pieces ever since.

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At 00:00:23,080, Character said: Sylvia, my best friend growing up, was
the first one who reached out to me

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At 00:00:27,760, Character said: she heard the news.

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At 00:00:29,440, Character said: I hadn't realized how much I missed
having a friend, especially someone as

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At 00:00:34,680, Character said: darling as my Sylvia.

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At 00:00:36,400, Character said: It was as if we had never drifted apart.

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At 00:00:39,600, Character said: I suggested we all spend the weekend in
my Santa Barbara home.

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At 00:00:43,980, Character said: It'd give our sons a chance to meet and
hopefully become best of friends.

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At 00:00:48,820, Character said: Both our boys have been through so much
that all we want for them is to be happy

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At 00:00:53,840, Character said: and feel loved.

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At 00:00:56,100, Character said: I had no idea the weekend would turn out
the way it did.

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At 00:01:00,560, Character said: Mistakes were made.

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At 00:01:02,160, Character said: Lines were crossed.

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At 00:01:04,180, Character said: Now I just hope it's not too late to fix
it.

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At 00:01:09,600, Character said: I want you to meet my stepson, Josh.

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At 00:01:11,860, Character said: Hi, Josh.

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At 00:01:13,060, Character said: Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.

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At 00:01:14,980, Character said: Oh, get over here.

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At 00:01:16,360, Character said: Oh, and this is my stepson, Tyler.

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At 00:01:19,300, Character said: Hi, Tyler.

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At 00:01:20,740, Character said: Nice to meet you.

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At 00:01:21,860, Character said: Oh, nice to meet you, too.

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At 00:01:24,340, Character said: It's going to be fun. I know.

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At 00:01:27,100, Character said: Let's get this vacation started. What do
you say?

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At 00:01:31,120, Character said: They are having so much fun.

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At 00:01:32,980, Character said: They really are. I love that they're
getting along.

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At 00:01:35,380, Character said: Of course they are. They're just like
us.

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At 00:01:37,460, Character said: I know.

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At 00:01:39,040, Character said: I love it. Well, I ** so happy we
reconnected. The timing couldn't tell

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At 00:01:44,620, Character said: It has been the worst year.

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At 00:01:47,380, Character said: Aside from the divorce that was the
years leading up to it, I haven't had

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At 00:01:52,280, Character said: so long, and I ** just, like, ready to
pounce on anything.

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At 00:01:56,100, Character said: What? Yeah. You're not even dating?

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At 00:01:58,410, Character said: No. I don't even know where to begin.
Oh, my God. Okay.

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At 00:02:02,650, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:04,430, Character said: So I've been going down to the local pub
and picking up college kids.

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At 00:02:10,910, Character said: I'm telling you.

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At 00:02:11,710, Character said: They never say no.

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At 00:02:13,070, Character said: It's easy picking.

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At 00:02:14,510, Character said: They're always hard to sell.

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At 00:02:16,330, Character said: And it's just a quick thing. You're in
and out. It's not like you're having a

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At 00:02:19,250, Character said: relationship with the kids, you know?
Oh, God.

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At 00:02:22,870, Character said: I never even thought of that. I know.

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At 00:02:25,330, Character said: So it makes me feel bad, but not really.
It's not like you're, like, long -term.

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At 00:02:29,190, Character said: It's a hookup.

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At 00:02:30,350, Character said: Oh, my God. It's what you need in your
life. I'm telling you.

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At 00:02:33,710, Character said: I mean, there's still men at the end of
the day.

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At 00:02:36,970, Character said: I mean, look at it. We did really good.

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At 00:02:40,360, Character said: They are handsome, aren't they? Yeah,
they really are.

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At 00:02:43,460, Character said: The last thing I g***t out of the divorce
was him.

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At 00:02:45,740, Character said: They're so handsome, too. I know, right?

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At 00:02:49,380, Character said: I mean, I know they're honest, but
they're hot.

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At 00:02:54,340, Character said: Yeah, they are.

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At 00:02:58,380, Character said: I'm telling you, that's what you've g***t
to get on.

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At 00:03:00,640, Character said: That's the game. You've g***t to jump back
in that side.

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At 00:03:03,220, Character said: Okay. I'll take your word for it.

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At 00:03:06,660, Character said: You know, your mom's pretty hot, dude.

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At 00:03:09,380, Character said: What? Why would you say my mom's hot?

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At 00:03:12,140, Character said: Because she's late. That's f***d up,
dude. Your mom's s***y.

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At 00:03:15,960, Character said: And she has big t***s.

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At 00:03:18,120, Character said: You're only saying that because I said
that about your mom. No, she really does

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At 00:03:21,280, Character said: have big t***s. I want to f***k her. Yeah,
how do you expect to do that?

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At 00:03:25,360, Character said: I don't know. Put it inside of her?

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At 00:03:27,260, Character said: Isn't that how you do s***x?

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At 00:03:29,440, Character said: Well, you need her to be willing,
jackass.

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At 00:03:33,000, Character said: Yeah. What does that have to do with
anything?

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At 00:03:34,820, Character said: She has to want to.

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At 00:03:36,600, Character said: Okay, maybe she doesn't want to, but
maybe she...

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At 00:03:40,280, Character said: Will. No bullshit.

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At 00:03:42,220, Character said: Why would she want to?

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At 00:03:43,720, Character said: Um, cause it's like baseball, dude.

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At 00:03:46,040, Character said: F***k first base, I'll take her to home
plate.

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At 00:03:48,560, Character said: Yeah, good luck with that.

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At 00:03:50,260, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:51,940, Character said: I'll hit a dinger. You're not even gonna
get up to bat.

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At 00:03:54,700, Character said: Dude, I'm gonna hit a home run on that
a***s.

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At 00:06:41,160, Character said: I did not mean to walk in on you. I was
just looking for my stepmom.

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At 00:06:46,020, Character said: Okay, you're also a grown -up.

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At 00:06:48,480, Character said: Yeah, but you're also, like, my
stepmom's best friend.

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At 00:06:54,780, Character said: You're fine.

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At 00:06:55,700, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:06:58,040, Character said: Take a sit with me.

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At 00:07:00,260, Character said: Isn't that a little weird?

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At 00:07:02,140, Character said: Not weird when you make it weird.

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At 00:07:05,900, Character said: I'd do better if I closed my room.

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At 00:07:09,460, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:10,700, Character said: Fair enough.

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At 00:07:12,800, Character said: All right. You can open your eyes now.

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At 00:07:16,840, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:18,820, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:07:21,260, Character said: All right.

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At 00:07:22,680, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:07:25,320, Character said: I don't want to be, like, awkward.

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At 00:07:28,260, Character said: It's fine.

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At 00:07:29,980, Character said: Okay. It's like we don't know enough
about each other.

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At 00:07:34,780, Character said: My best friend's deaf son, so I know
something about you, right?

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At 00:07:41,200, Character said: Yeah, I'm sure she talks about me a
little bit. She does.

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At 00:07:45,460, Character said: I do hear that you're in college now.

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At 00:07:48,500, Character said: Yeah. How's that going?

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At 00:07:51,260, Character said: College is great.

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At 00:07:53,300, Character said: Great. Meeting lots of people?

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At 00:07:56,300, Character said: Girls?

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At 00:07:58,260, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:00,900, Character said: What do you find? Do you like the older
girls or more girls you're dating?

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At 00:08:05,780, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:08:10,920, Character said: Can you just know a little bit more
about me?

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At 00:08:16,680, Character said: Older, I guess.

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At 00:08:19,200, Character said: Okay, good for you.

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At 00:08:21,560, Character said: Older women have a little bit more to
teach, you know? They know what they

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At 00:08:26,440, Character said: It's not like the young girls just tell
you what you want to hear.

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At 00:08:30,640, Character said: Well, kind of, you know. Why?

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At 00:08:34,240, Character said: I like that about you. I like that
you're reaching from the start.

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At 00:08:39,559, Character said: I guess so.

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At 00:08:41,460, Character said: Do I make them uncomfortable?

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At 00:08:45,060, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:46,460, Character said: Good.

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At 00:08:48,380, Character said: You're comforting.

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At 00:08:49,980, Character said: Good.

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At 00:08:51,820, Character said: You know, your mom's going to be busy
for a little while.

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At 00:08:58,460, Character said: Taking a bath, and I don't remember
anything from our wild days. She'll be

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At 00:09:03,240, Character said: there for an hour.

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At 00:09:05,420, Character said: She loves her bath time, doesn't she?

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At 00:09:08,030, Character said: Yeah, she's usually in there for a bit.

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At 00:09:11,070, Character said: But if she comes out, or what about
Tyler?

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At 00:09:16,270, Character said: I think we would hear them.

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At 00:09:18,270, Character said: Don't you?

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At 00:09:20,550, Character said: Yeah. Let's see.

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At 00:09:22,010, Character said: You walked in.

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At 00:09:24,510, Character said: I'm trying to take care of everything.

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At 00:09:27,690, Character said: Did you hear anything?

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At 00:09:30,470, Character said: A little bit.

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At 00:09:33,490, Character said: Enough, baby. Enough.

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At 00:09:40,590, Character said: Just two adults in a room?

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At 00:09:43,230, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:09:45,830, Character said: Looks like I'm doing a little something
for you.

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At 00:09:52,250, Character said: Hey, you don't have to hide it.

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At 00:09:53,730, Character said: I don't think you know it.

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At 00:09:54,990, Character said: I like it.

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At 00:09:58,630, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:10:01,590, Character said: Are

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At 00:10:01,990, Character said: you

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At 00:10:08,910, Character said: okay with that?

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At 00:10:11,970, Character said: Yeah, you are really hot.

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At 00:11:25,659, Character said: Maybe...