Nerdland.2016.720p.BluRay.x264-SPRiNTER-HI Subtitles

At 00:00:35,168, Character said: [MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:00:47,747, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Get your hopes up #

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At 00:00:50,383, Character said: # It's gonna be great
It's gonna be awesome #

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At 00:00:53,820, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Get your hopes up #

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At 00:00:56,389, Character said: # It's gonna be great
It's gonna be awesome #

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At 00:01:09,869, Character said: # Better than a diamond ring #

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At 00:01:11,905, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Get your hopes up #

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At 00:01:14,374, Character said: # It's gonna be great
It's gonna be awesome #

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At 00:01:17,877, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Get your hopes up #

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At 00:01:20,613, Character said: # It's gonna be great
It's gonna be awesome #

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At 00:01:23,883, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:26,786, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:29,923, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:32,459, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:35,929, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:38,465, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:41,501, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:44,437, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:47,907, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:50,477, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:54,013, Character said: # Get your hopes up
Keep your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:56,416, Character said: # It'd be so good if you
Just kept your mouth shut #

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At 00:01:59,419, Character said: # Kept your mouth shut ##

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At 00:02:02,422, Character said: MAN [ON TV]: Tonight, at long last,
the city of Los Angeles...

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At 00:02:05,525, Character said: ...and corporate sponsor
the Fluffy Time Biscuit Company...

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At 00:02:08,528, Character said: ...will finally unveil the new,
improved Hollywood sign.

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At 00:02:12,398, Character said: [MAN GRUNTING THEN SCREAMING]

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At 00:02:16,603, Character said: [MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:02:18,438, Character said: [GRUNTS]

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At 00:02:22,342, Character said: [BOTH GASP]

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At 00:02:24,544, Character said: [SCREAMING]

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At 00:02:31,551, Character said: MAN: Hey.

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At 00:02:33,219, Character said: Wake up.

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At 00:02:34,921, Character said: [SNORING]

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At 00:02:36,356, Character said: - Elliot, wake up.
- Aah! Oh, it's d***k titty.

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At 00:02:39,659, Character said: Oh, blargh, sorry. Morning, John.

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At 00:02:43,530, Character said: Morning, Elliot.

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At 00:02:45,331, Character said: You might want to wish me luck today.

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At 00:02:48,134, Character said: Okay. Well, here it comes. Good luck, John.

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At 00:02:50,136, Character said: Ugh. Don't you wanna know why
you're wishing me luck today?

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At 00:02:53,540, Character said: Did you ask me to wish you luck?

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At 00:02:55,441, Character said: I happen to have a very important
meeting this afternoon...

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At 00:02:59,045, Character said: ...with Brett Anderson.

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At 00:03:00,647, Character said: [LAUGHING]

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At 00:03:02,081, Character said: - Bullshit.
- I do.

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At 00:03:03,983, Character said: - Really?
- I'm meeting Brett Anderson.

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At 00:03:06,252, Character said: You're gonna meet Brett Anderson?

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At 00:03:09,756, Character said: You're meeting the actor
Brett f***g Anderson?

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At 00:03:14,160, Character said: The star of Murder Games,
Middle Name: Danger...

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At 00:03:16,896, Character said: ...and Rock Paper Scissors Murder. Seriously?

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At 00:03:19,165, Character said: [CHUCKLING]

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At 00:03:20,767, Character said: Could be our ticket to the big time.

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At 00:03:22,602, Character said: [WATCH BEEPS]

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At 00:03:23,836, Character said: - Oh, better not keep him waiting.
- All right. All right. Hey, you...

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At 00:03:26,706, Character said: You go knock him dead, Mr. Fancy Pants.

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At 00:03:29,108, Character said: I'm gonna get some writing done
before my shift.

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At 00:03:31,110, Character said: Ah. Slave to a fickle muse, eh?

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At 00:03:34,581, Character said: I leave you to it, my friend.

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At 00:03:38,084, Character said: [SIGHS]

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At 00:03:41,087, Character said: [SNIFFS]

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At 00:03:42,922, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:45,758, Character said: [SIGHS]

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At 00:03:47,026, Character said: Mocking white rectangle.

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At 00:03:48,728, Character said: Agony of spinning yarns from nothing...

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At 00:03:51,931, Character said: ...but sheer imagination.

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At 00:03:55,368, Character said: And for what?

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At 00:03:56,536, Character said: For what?

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At 00:03:58,271, Character said: Will anyone ever begin...

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At 00:04:01,040, Character said: ...to appreciate my genius?

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At 00:04:02,609, Character said: Will they ever be worthy of it?

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At 00:04:05,111, Character said: Don't think about that. Do your pages.

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At 00:04:08,581, Character said: Do your pages.

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At 00:04:10,383, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:04:11,818, Character said: Int. Strip Club. Day.

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At 00:04:15,555, Character said: N***d ladies gyrate.

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At 00:04:18,224, Character said: Y-R-A-T-E.

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At 00:04:20,293, Character said: Their huge b***s are bouncing.

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At 00:04:23,029, Character said: Oh. No, no. Da-da-da-da-da.

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At 00:04:25,598, Character said: Their bosoms.

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At 00:04:28,434, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:04:29,736, Character said: "Bosoms." Much classier.

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At 00:04:33,473, Character said: Their bosoms bounce like great jiggly melons.

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At 00:04:37,477, Character said: An angry old man enters the club.

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At 00:04:40,647, Character said: This is Rip Van Winkle.

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At 00:04:44,083, Character said: Van Winkle wears olden time clothing
and... And a sleeping cap.

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At 00:04:48,855, Character said: Yeah. Okay. His long, white beard
reaches to the floor.

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At 00:04:53,159, Character said: He brandishes a large...

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At 00:04:55,628, Character said: ...blunderbuss.

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At 00:04:57,330, Character said: What kind of filthy, sinful world
have I awakened to?

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At 00:05:02,435, Character said: ELLIOT: Van Winkle opens fire:

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At 00:05:04,003, Character said: Boom! Boom!

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At 00:05:06,005, Character said: Okay. That's... That's enough for today.
Stop when you're hot.

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At 00:05:09,642, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
the muse has left the building.

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At 00:05:14,847, Character said: [WHISTLING]

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At 00:05:22,221, Character said: [MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:05:30,963, Character said: [IN STRAINED VOICE] Won't be long now, Mo.

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At 00:05:35,134, Character said: The teats are full inflatable.

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At 00:05:39,505, Character said: [GRUNTING]

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At 00:05:48,414, Character said: [IN NORMAL VOICE]
No time for romance today, I'm afraid.

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At 00:05:51,184, Character said: - It'll just have to be a...
- WOMAN: Hello. Elliot?

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At 00:05:53,553, Character said: [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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At 00:05:55,021, Character said: It's Mrs. McCullers from next door.

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At 00:05:57,824, Character said: John said you're home, and I've baked
you my famous Lady Baltimore cake.

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At 00:06:03,563, Character said: You baked...? You baked a cake?
Oh, okay. Well, I'm...

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At 00:06:07,233, Character said: I'm a bit indisposed right now,
Mrs. McCullers.

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At 00:06:11,237, Character said: Can...? Can you just leave it
on the doorstep right there?

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At 00:06:14,073, Character said: MRS. McCULLERS: The birds will get it.

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At 00:06:15,942, Character said: - What?
- Aah! P***s.

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At 00:06:17,243, Character said: [MUTTERING]

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At 00:06:20,680, Character said: [MUSIC PLAYING]

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At 00:06:30,857, Character said: Uh, Brett, this is John Truman.

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At 00:06:33,960, Character said: Yeah, yeah. Nice to, uh... Nice to meet you.

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At 00:06:37,063, Character said: Five minutes, Mr. Truman.

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At 00:06:39,565, Character said: Well, let's get down to, uh...

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At 00:06:41,601, Character said: To brass tacks, then.

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At 00:06:44,237, Character said: Shall we? Okay. So...

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At 00:06:46,672, Character said: ...uh, question one:

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At 00:06:48,941, Character said: When you, yourself, go
to the movies, Mr. Anderson...

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At 00:06:51,778, Character said: Uh... Or Brett. May I call you Brett?

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At 00:06:53,713, Character said: Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

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At 00:06:55,715, Character said: I, uh... I prefer you didn't.

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At 00:07:01,487, Character said: I see. Well, as I was saying.

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At 00:07:05,124, Character said: When you, yourself,
attend a moving picture...

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At 00:07:07,427, Character said: ...what would you say is
your favorite fountain drink?

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At 00:07:10,329, Character said: - Pardon me?
- Which beverage...

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At 00:07:11,964, Character said: ...do you find most refreshing,
as a rule of thumb?

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At 00:07:14,834, Character said: Uh... You know, I'm not really sure
what this has to do with my new movie:

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At 00:07:20,006, Character said: Rock Paper Scissors Murder...

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At 00:07:22,442, Character said: ...but you know,
if you have any questions about this...

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At 00:07:25,945, Character said: ...gripping, psychological thriller...

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At 00:07:28,648, Character said: - ...I'm glad to answer them.
- Of course.

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At 00:07:30,616, Character said: Moving on. Question two:

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At 00:07:33,319, Character said: As both an artist
and an aficionado of the cinema...

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At 00:07:36,189, Character said: ...do you prefer popcorn with
or without butter-flavored topping?

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At 00:07:39,358, Character said: Mr. Truman, exactly which, uh,
publication do you represent?

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