Scouts.Guide.To.The.Zombie.Apocalypse.2015.720p.BluRay.x264-BLOW.HI Subtitles

At 00:00:25,485, Character said: (POP MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)

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At 00:00:38,415, Character said: (LIP-SYNCING)

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At 00:01:01,521, Character said: (SINGING)

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At 00:01:26,254, Character said: (SOFT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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At 00:01:34,179, Character said: (MACHINES BEEPING)

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At 00:02:07,545, Character said: (MONKEYS CHITTERING)

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At 00:02:09,506, Character said: (LOUDLY) Mind if I do a quick mop?

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At 00:02:11,174, Character said: You're shouting.

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At 00:02:12,675, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:17,847, Character said: - I can come back later.
- No, it's fine.

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At 00:02:20,517, Character said: Just don't touch anything.

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At 00:02:24,020, Character said: (MOCKING) "Just don't touch anything."

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At 00:02:25,980, Character said: Dickbreath.

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At 00:02:29,192, Character said: You want a Tic Tac?

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At 00:02:30,944, Character said: - (JINGLING)
- (SCREECHING)

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At 00:02:32,946, Character said: All right. I'll take that as a no.

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At 00:02:46,501, Character said: (WHIRRING)

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At 00:02:51,047, Character said: (SOFTLY) Oh. Come on.

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At 00:02:54,467, Character said: (BEEPING CONTINUES)

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At 00:03:18,783, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:03:21,327, Character said: What the hell happened to you, dude?

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At 00:03:32,755, Character said: Dod? What the f***k
kind of name is Dod?

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At 00:03:36,551, Character said: - (GASPS) Oh!
- (CLATTERING)

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At 00:03:43,683, Character said: Go, go, go, go, go.

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At 00:03:47,770, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:03:49,147, Character said: (MONITOR BEEPING)

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At 00:03:53,610, Character said: No! Oh, no, no, no. Reset, reset.

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At 00:03:56,613, Character said: Oh, s***t. Oh, s***t.

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At 00:03:58,948, Character said: Dod! Come on!

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At 00:04:01,951, Character said: Clear! Accept! Accept the motherfucker!

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At 00:04:05,288, Character said: S***t. Okay. All right.

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At 00:04:07,457, Character said: Um...

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At 00:04:09,459, Character said: I'll do CPR. Yeah.

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At 00:04:15,798, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:04:20,345, Character said: - All right! Some Takis Fuego.
- (KEYS BEEPING)

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At 00:04:27,685, Character said: Come on!

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At 00:04:28,978, Character said: (GRUNTING CONTINUES)

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At 00:04:30,813, Character said: Come on, breathe, dude!

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At 00:04:36,235, Character said: (BEEPING CONTINUES)

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At 00:04:37,362, Character said: Oh, s***t! Oh, hell, no.

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At 00:04:41,366, Character said: Okay. All right. All right. Come on, Dod.

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At 00:04:43,493, Character said: Come on. We g***t this.

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At 00:04:52,543, Character said: Please, come on, Dod! (PANTING)

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At 00:04:55,004, Character said: One, one thousand!

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At 00:04:56,339, Character said: Two, one thousand!

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At 00:04:58,466, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:05:00,510, Character said: (SCREAMING)

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At 00:05:03,846, Character said: (GROWLING)

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At 00:05:12,897, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:05:15,608, Character said: (SNARLING)

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At 00:05:20,697, Character said: No, no, no!

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At 00:05:22,907, Character said: No, no, no!

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At 00:05:24,283, Character said: (SHOUTING)

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At 00:05:27,370, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:05:31,582, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:05:34,335, Character said: (GLASS SHATTERING)

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At 00:05:47,974, Character said: - (INAUDIBLE)
- (BANGING)

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At 00:05:52,061, Character said: You are kidding me.

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At 00:06:05,742, Character said: Oh, crap.

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At 00:06:23,092, Character said: Why?

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At 00:06:34,062, Character said: - (GROWLING)
- (SCREAMING)

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At 00:06:53,790, Character said: ROGERS: You know
what's cooler than cool?

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At 00:06:55,625, Character said: ALL: Scouting!

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At 00:06:57,126, Character said: ROGERS: Action!

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At 00:06:58,294, Character said: Hi, there, guys.
My name is Scout Leader Rogers.

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At 00:07:01,130, Character said: And I'm here to show you
what scouting is all about. Come...

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At 00:07:05,301, Character said: Being a Scout is about
the bonds of friendship.

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At 00:07:10,640, Character said: Check it out!

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At 00:07:11,682, Character said: These Scouts are on their way
to earning a Bow and Arrow Badge!

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At 00:07:16,395, Character said: Badges are the Scouts'
highest symbol of achievement.

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At 00:07:21,400, Character said: Scouts can earn all sorts of badges.

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At 00:07:25,822, Character said: What's cooler than cool?

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At 00:07:28,324, Character said: ALL: Scouting!

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At 00:07:32,495, Character said: All right, are you in or are you in?

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At 00:07:39,001, Character said: (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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At 00:07:43,840, Character said: Hey, listen, there's free
cookies every Friday.

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At 00:07:45,842, Character said: We do sing-alongs on Saturdays.

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At 00:07:48,678, Character said: It looks great on a college application!

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At 00:07:51,681, Character said: (CHUCKLING) I love this tragic ritual.

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At 00:07:54,016, Character said: Someone's gonna sign up, guys!

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At 00:07:56,352, Character said: We have to keep trying!

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At 00:07:57,854, Character said: Augie, a unicorn's
gonna fly out of your a***s

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At 00:08:00,231, Character said: before somebody joins.

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At 00:08:01,607, Character said: Carter! Language.

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At 00:08:03,526, Character said: Yeah, he's right.
Nobody's ever gonna sign up.

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At 00:08:04,986, Character said: It's just a waste of time.

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At 00:08:06,362, Character said: Ye of little faith.
Where's that Scout spirit?

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At 00:08:09,365, Character said: Look, guys, we're not gonna
quit trying just because

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At 00:08:11,576, Character said: we lost a couple hours
sitting around on our butts

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At 00:08:13,744, Character said: with nothing to show for it.

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At 00:08:15,496, Character said: I mean, some people
spend their entire lives

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At 00:08:17,665, Character said: and have nothing to show for it.

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At 00:08:22,587, Character said: Well...

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At 00:08:24,005, Character said: I think we all know
it's Augie's special night.

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At 00:08:26,757, Character said: (CHEERING)

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At 00:08:29,302, Character said: After years of hard work and dedication,

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At 00:08:31,929, Character said: he will receive the highest
honor of a Scout,

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At 00:08:35,224, Character said: the Condor Badge,

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At 00:08:36,893, Character said: in a ceremony at tonight's campout.

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At 00:08:39,020, Character said: Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) Let's see.

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At 00:08:41,147, Character said: Latrine duty: Carter.

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At 00:08:42,899, Character said: No! No, no, no, no.
I always dig the shitter.

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At 00:08:44,775, Character said: It's called a latrine, not a shitter.

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At 00:08:46,944, Character said: All right, Ben, you're on wiener duty.

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At 00:08:48,905, Character said: - (GRUNTING)
- That's enough.

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At 00:08:50,990, Character said: Carter, nobody eats a hot dog like this.

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At 00:08:53,910, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:08:55,745, Character said: All right. Ben, why don't you
lead us in the Scout Oath?

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At 00:08:58,998, Character said: - Come on.
- All right.

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At 00:09:03,085, Character said: ALL: This do I swear:

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At 00:09:05,254, Character said: To live courageously,

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At 00:09:07,673, Character said: to help others when I can,

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At 00:09:09,634, Character said: defend what I must, so help me God.

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At 00:09:13,429, Character said: Scouts forever!

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At 00:09:15,014, Character said: Scouts forever!

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At 00:09:16,599, Character said: Scouts forever.

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At 00:09:18,768, Character said: Scouts forever.

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At 00:09:20,353, Character said: ALL: Forever!

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At 00:09:21,938, Character said: (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

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At 00:09:26,442, Character said: Ben, we have to tell Augie.

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At 00:09:28,152, Character said: - I know. I know.
- We're ditching Scouts.

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At 00:09:29,612, Character said: Yeah, we'll tell him.

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At 00:09:30,738, Character said: We've been talking
about it for over a year.

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At 00:09:31,948, Character said: I know.
We just have to find the right time.

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At 00:09:33,783, Character said: Okay, we'll do it tonight, then.

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At 00:09:35,368, Character said: No, we can't tell him tonight.
He's getting his Condor Badge.

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At 00:09:37,536, Character said: He's been working toward this
ever since he joined Scouts.

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At 00:09:40,373, Character said: You know how much it means to him.

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At 00:09:42,041, Character said: Especially since his dad can't be there.

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At 00:09:46,212, Character said: It's been two years, Ben.

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At 00:09:47,838, Character said: We can't just stay in Scouts
because we feel sorry for him.

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At 00:09:51,384, Character said: Come on, that's not the only
reason we're staying in Scouts.

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At 00:09:53,344, Character said: Come on, you've had fun.

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At 00:09:54,470, Character said: Had fun, okay? Past tense. Had.

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At 00:09:57,348, Character said: And now I ** ready to move on.
I mean, you realize

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At 00:10:00,226, Character said: it's gonna be junior year next year.

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At 00:10:02,144, Character said: I mean, you know
what that means, right?

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At 00:10:04,188, Character said: We start thinking about college.

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At 00:10:05,648, Character said: We start thinking about p***y, Ben!

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At 00:10:08,651, Character said: Come on. Junior year is when
all the girls become sluts.

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At 00:10:11,487, Character said: - Oh, really?
- Yes.

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At 00:10:12,571, Character said: And if we're sitting here
in these Scout uniforms,

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At 00:10:15,574, Character said: it's gonna be
the male version of a chastity belt, Ben.

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At 00:10:18,411, Character said: (BOTH SHOUTING)

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At 00:10:23,416, Character said: Oh, s***t. S***t. (PANTING)

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At 00:10:25,710, Character said: What the f***k was that?

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At 00:10:27,837, Character said: Holy s***t. Oh, my God.

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At 00:10:35,261, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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