Steptoe.and.Son.1972.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.x264-playWEB Subtitles

At 00:01:17,916, Character said: - Bleedin' wogs!
- All right.

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At 00:01:21,041, Character said: Chinese!

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At 00:01:22,083, Character said: - They've taken the world over.
- They were Japanese, pater.

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At 00:01:25,833, Character said: Same thing.
They've all g***t them slitty eyes.

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At 00:01:28,625, Character said: Tourists bring money
into the country.

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At 00:01:31,625, Character said: They shouldn't be taking pictures.

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At 00:01:34,000, Character said: They go around, snap, snap, snap!
Go back to Tokyo.

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At 00:01:36,833, Character said: - Oh, Gawd!
- I've seen it, son.

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At 00:01:42,458, Character said: That marriage
didn't last very long.

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At 00:01:44,791, Character said: Can't you keep your vicious
cakehole shut for five minutes?

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At 00:01:58,125, Character said: I knew it was a mistake,
right from the start.

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At 00:02:01,041, Character said: I don't know why you wanted
to get tied up with that dodgy bird.

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At 00:02:05,291, Character said: When we get home, I'll ram your lips
under the sewing machine!

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At 00:02:08,958, Character said: Blanket stitch!

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At 00:02:36,125, Character said: Oh, Gawd! Another two quid. File it.

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At 00:02:53,750, Character said: Pull up a bit.

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At 00:03:28,166, Character said: Come on, then.

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At 00:03:32,958, Character said: Go on, then.

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At 00:03:38,916, Character said: Have one?

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At 00:03:40,333, Character said: No, thank you very much. Phew!

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At 00:03:46,000, Character said: You've g***t some disgusting habits,
you really have.

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At 00:03:50,166, Character said: Not as bad as some of yours
that came out in the Divorce Court.

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At 00:03:53,916, Character said: Dirty little swine.

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At 00:03:55,791, Character said: Making love with the lights on
is not considered a sexual deviation

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At 00:03:59,958, Character said: these days.

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At 00:04:01,041, Character said: - I never did it.
- I don't blame you.

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At 00:04:02,958, Character said: You wouldn't have g***t nothing.

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At 00:04:04,708, Character said: I had my share, mate, don't you worry.
Your mother never complained.

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At 00:04:08,916, Character said: Keep a woman satisfied
and she don't wander very far.

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At 00:04:12,541, Character said: Zita was kept well satisfied, thank you.

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At 00:04:15,208, Character said: Yeah, by who?

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At 00:04:17,125, Character said: Whoa! Whoa!

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At 00:04:19,416, Character said: Listen, one more remark like that
and you'll go under the next bus.

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At 00:04:23,083, Character said: She only left me because of you!

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At 00:04:24,958, Character said: - Me?
- Yeah, you.

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At 00:04:26,333, Character said: You never liked her.
You tried to break it up from the word go.

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At 00:04:29,708, Character said: Frightened of being left on your own.

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At 00:04:31,875, Character said: Couldn't stand me being happy.

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At 00:04:34,833, Character said: Piss off!

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At 00:04:40,000, Character said: I'm so sorry.

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At 00:04:44,958, Character said: Doomed from the start it was,
I told you so.

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At 00:04:47,416, Character said: You was too good for her,
that was the trouble.

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At 00:04:50,583, Character said: Different class.

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At 00:04:51,833, Character said: - What do you mean?
- Common, she was.

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At 00:04:54,375, Character said: Cor blimey! We ain't exactly
a couple of Jeremy Thorpes.

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At 00:04:57,333, Character said: That's not the point.

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At 00:04:58,541, Character said: You can be poor without being common.
She was common.

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At 00:05:01,375, Character said: She was no good, Harold.
I curse the day you met her.

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At 00:05:04,416, Character said: Everything was all right up to then.

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At 00:05:07,625, Character said: That was the day
everything started to go wrong.

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At 00:05:20,083, Character said: Whoa, whoa!

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At 00:05:54,416, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:06:11,583, Character said: I can't hear a word you're saying!

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At 00:06:14,916, Character said: You clumsy great pillock!

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At 00:06:18,458, Character said: I might have put me elbow out of joint.

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At 00:06:20,666, Character said: I'll put your bloody nose
out of joint in a minute!

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At 00:06:24,666, Character said: Look at my washing. Filthy!
I wanted that shirt clean for tonight.

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At 00:06:29,833, Character said: Why? Where are you going?

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At 00:06:31,250, Character said: - Out!
- Out?

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At 00:06:36,791, Character said: - Out? I'll come with you.
- Yeah?

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At 00:06:40,125, Character said: No, you wouldn't be interested.

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At 00:06:43,708, Character said: I dunno.

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At 00:06:45,041, Character said: - No, you're past it.
- Past it?

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At 00:06:47,750, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:06:49,458, Character said: Down the football club.

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At 00:06:51,000, Character said: Eh, what do I want to go down
to the football club for?

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At 00:06:54,375, Character said: Bleedin' awful team.
I wouldn't go down thereā€¦

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At 00:06:57,333, Character said: - There's a stag night on tonight.
- If you...

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At 00:07:00,708, Character said: - Stag night?
- Fundraising. You know, the usual.

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At 00:07:04,166, Character said: Comic, compĆØre , couple of strippers
and a poofy old drag act.

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At 00:07:10,333, Character said: - You wouldn't be interested.
- Strippers?

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At 00:07:13,375, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:15,833, Character said: Not your cup of tea.

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At 00:07:20,416, Character said: Maybe I mightn't mind going down with you.
Just to keep you company.

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At 00:07:24,375, Character said: I wouldn't want you to be bored.

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At 00:07:26,833, Character said: I won't be bored.

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At 00:07:28,375, Character said: I likeā€¦ comics.

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At 00:07:30,375, Character said: I like a bit of a laugh.

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At 00:07:32,208, Character said: So you'd like to go then?

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At 00:07:34,625, Character said: Just to see what it's like.

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At 00:07:37,166, Character said: I could be doing with a night out.

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At 00:07:39,250, Character said: Gets very lonely,
in 'ere all day on my own.

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At 00:07:44,375, Character said: - Well, I'd better go and get ready.
- Oi!

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At 00:07:48,625, Character said: It don't start for three hours.

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At 00:07:50,833, Character said: We don't want to be late, do we?

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At 00:07:52,666, Character said: Want to get up front, not miss anything.

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At 00:07:55,583, Character said: I hope they're not skinny birds.
I hate skinny birds.

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At 00:07:59,875, Character said: I like big thighs.
Great big walnut crushers! Cor!

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At 00:08:09,750, Character said: I'm beginning to wish
I hadn't mentioned it.

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At 00:08:12,500, Character said: He'll be in an intensive care unit
before the night is out.

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At 00:08:19,458, Character said: Intercepted by him.

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At 00:08:23,291, Character said: Come on, lads. Play on.

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At 00:08:25,291, Character said: That's it, that's it!
That's moving, that's moving.

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At 00:08:30,125, Character said: - Can I use that after you?
- I beg your pardon?

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At 00:08:32,875, Character said: - I want a bath.
- A bath?

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At 00:08:35,541, Character said: I didn't know
it was the Queen's birthday.

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At 00:08:37,875, Character said: I want to look nice for tonight.
Come on. Let's get in after you.

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At 00:08:41,750, Character said: Certainly not!

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At 00:08:43,583, Character said: Bathing in other people's water?
Ew, that is disgusting.

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At 00:08:47,541, Character said: You're not dirty.
You're always washing. Look!

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At 00:08:52,750, Character said: - You can see the bottom.
- No!

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At 00:08:56,041, Character said: And we won't have time
to fill it up again, we'll be late!

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At 00:08:59,916, Character said: You'll just have to
use the kitchen, won't you?

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At 00:09:02,416, Character said: - Give us the scrubbing brush, then.
- No, I'm using it.

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At 00:09:05,625, Character said: You can use the hammer and chisel.

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At 00:09:07,541, Character said: First time charging. Oh!

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At 00:09:14,166, Character said: A beautiful bit of timing by Sheldon.

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At 00:09:24,458, Character said: Gonna miss it,
gonna miss it, gonna miss itā€¦

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At 00:09:32,375, Character said: I will ask you now

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At 00:09:35,541, Character said: to attempt the classical lotus posture,

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At 00:09:38,333, Character said: and I think the best way to begin

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At 00:09:41,041, Character said: is if you stretch your legs straight out.

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At 00:09:43,791, Character said: All right?

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At 00:09:45,583, Character said: ā™Ŗ Kingdoms may come
Kingdoms may go ā™Ŗ

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At 00:09:54,375, Character said: ā™Ŗ Old Father Thames keeps rolling along ā™Ŗ

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At 00:09:59,083, Character said: ā™Ŗ Down to the mightyā€¦ sea ā™Ŗ

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At 00:10:15,833, Character said: Evening, Mrs. Hobbs.

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At 00:10:24,666, Character said: ā™Ŗ Down to the mighty sea ā™Ŗ

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At 00:10:28,375, Character said: ā™Ŗ Kingdoms mayā€¦ ā™Ŗ

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At 00:10:31,416, Character said: Do you mind? That is for washing plates.

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At 00:10:34,875, Character said: Come on, hurry up. We ain't g***t all night.

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At 00:10:37,166, Character said: You rotten littleā€¦ Ah!

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At 00:10:39,916, Character said: - It's cold!
- How can it be?

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At 00:10:41,583, Character said: You've only lost one layer of dirt.

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At 00:10:43,541, Character said: Get dressed.

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At 00:10:45,708, Character said: Harold, where's the towel?

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At 00:10:49,375, Character said: - It's wet.
- How ** I going to dry myself, then?

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At 00:10:52,375, Character said: Use your handkerchief.

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At 00:11:22,500, Character said: Harold!

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At 00:11:24,791, Character said: He's g***t them.

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At 00:11:29,125, Character said: Tonight's the night, eh?

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At 00:11:41,666, Character said: Grab those two over there.

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At 00:11:43,166, Character said: - Shut up!
- I can't see anything back here!

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