Bobs Burgers s15e21 Mr. Safebody.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,672, Character said: ? ?

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At 00:00:19,707, Character said: [Tina]
Yes.

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At 00:00:20,977, Character said: I can't wait to munch
on some lunch. [chuckles]

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At 00:00:22,946, Character said: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy there, slugger.

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At 00:00:25,084, Character said: [straining] Dang it. Come on.

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At 00:00:26,787, Character said: Can't reach the chocolate milk.

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At 00:00:28,625, Character said: Tina, let me see
your arm for a second?

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At 00:00:30,695, Character said: Oh, um... [straining]

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At 00:00:31,798, Character said: Just, I'll give it right back.
Just lean in, Tina.

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At 00:00:34,102, Character said: Grab it. Grab it. No, no,
no, no, the one behind it.

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At 00:00:36,574, Character said: - Oh, okay.
- [sighs] Thanks.

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At 00:00:37,909, Character said: - No problem.
- Gah, shorter students

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At 00:00:39,947, Character said: need sugary milk too, right?

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At 00:00:41,183, Character said: So do big buxom boys.

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At 00:00:43,220, Character said: - Louise?
- Oh, hey, Arnold.

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At 00:00:44,889, Character said: Can I join you? There's
a matter of great importance

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At 00:00:47,696, Character said: we need to discuss.

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At 00:00:48,965, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:00:50,234, Character said: Louise's brother,
sister, greetings.

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At 00:00:51,804, Character said: - Hey, Arnold.
- Hi, Arnold.

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At 00:00:52,973, Character said: I'm starting a business

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At 00:00:54,242, Character said: that will serve
the Wagstaff community,

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At 00:00:56,078, Character said: and, um, I need your help.

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At 00:00:57,481, Character said: - It's a bodyguarding service.
- Oh.

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At 00:00:59,520, Character said: - Who's gonna be the bodyguard?
- Me.

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At 00:01:01,256, Character said: - Oh.
- Hmm. - Huh.

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At 00:01:02,491, Character said: Yeah, and I'm calling it
"Mr. Safebody."

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At 00:01:04,664, Character said: Arnold, I don't want to be rude,
but you're kind of not

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At 00:01:07,367, Character said: maybe the most physically
obvious choice of a person

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At 00:01:10,141, Character said: to be a bodyguard because
of your general size and shape?

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At 00:01:12,646, Character said: I mean, you make me
look like a giant.

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At 00:01:14,749, Character said: Being a bodyguard has
very little to do with size.

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At 00:01:17,990, Character said: It's 90% up here,

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At 00:01:19,225, Character said: and it seems like
you didn't notice

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At 00:01:21,096, Character said: what I have down here.

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At 00:01:22,999, Character said: Um...

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At 00:01:24,050, Character said: I'm talking about my belt.

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At 00:01:25,270, Character said: - Oh, g***t it.
- It's green now.

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At 00:01:26,874, Character said: I recently leveled up in karate,

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At 00:01:28,544, Character said: and I'm ready to use my skills
in the real world.

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At 00:01:31,717, Character said: Not sure what you need me for.

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At 00:01:33,286, Character said: You g***t that belt. It's green.

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At 00:01:35,559, Character said: Louise, something changed in me
when I g***t this belt.

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At 00:01:38,297, Character said: It whispered to me,
"Go, help people.

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At 00:01:40,735, Character said: You're ready, buddy."

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At 00:01:42,137, Character said: My belt said,
"I don't go with those shoes!"

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At 00:01:44,408, Character said: I just need kids
to believe in Mr. Safebody.

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At 00:01:47,114, Character said: And, Louise, you can
sell them on my abilities.

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At 00:01:49,587, Character said: I saw what you did
with that o***l report

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At 00:01:51,423, Character said: on the book I'm pretty sure
you didn't read.

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At 00:01:53,426, Character said: That's where the red fern grows.

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At 00:01:56,299, Character said: Right here. Right here!

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At 00:01:59,305, Character said: - Thank you.
- [applause]

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At 00:02:01,042, Character said: I want you to help me
make a video.

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At 00:02:03,614, Character said: - A video?
- Yes.

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At 00:02:04,448, Character said: A video advertising my services.

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At 00:02:06,187, Character said: Like your book report,
but it'll be me in a video.

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At 00:02:08,557, Character said: I put it online,
maybe a website,

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At 00:02:10,293, Character said: maybe a Super Bowl ad.
I'm not sure yet.

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At 00:02:12,064, Character said: Mm-hm. It all sounds
a little ambitious,

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At 00:02:14,435, Character said: so I politely decline?

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At 00:02:16,073, Character said: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

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At 00:02:17,275, Character said: Don't answer yet.

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At 00:02:18,443, Character said: - I mean, I just did.
- Shh, shh, shh.

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At 00:02:19,913, Character said: Take some time,
think about it.

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At 00:02:21,416, Character said: And remember: Un-big people
can do not-un-big things.

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At 00:02:24,758, Character said: - Huh. Uh, wait, what?
- [school bell rings]

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At 00:02:26,459, Character said: Oh, crap. Lunch is over.
I forgot to eat.

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At 00:02:28,430, Character said: Gotta get it in me.

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At 00:02:30,101, Character said: I'm a growing boy.

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At 00:02:31,202, Character said: Nutritious food.

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At 00:02:32,204, Character said: Vitamins and minerals.

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At 00:02:33,607, Character said: It's like watching
a tiny little Cookie Monster.

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At 00:02:36,479, Character said: [Linda]
The plate goes

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At 00:02:38,082, Character said: in here 'cause we don't
throw 'em out.

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At 00:02:40,053, Character said: But I want to.

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At 00:02:41,623, Character said: ? Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah,
bah-bap-bah-bah. ?

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At 00:02:44,094, Character said: One burger of the day, please.

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At 00:02:45,497, Character said: Oh, hi, Teddy.
You're in a good mood.

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At 00:02:47,367, Character said: I'm riding high from blasting

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At 00:02:48,704, Character said: '90s mainstream
alternative rock in my truck.

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At 00:02:51,342, Character said: Remember the band Exit Ramps?

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At 00:02:52,879, Character said: ? Hey, buddy, do you like
the way I do my thing? ?

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At 00:02:56,587, Character said: Uh, yeah. Um, why are you
listening to that?

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At 00:02:59,760, Character said: There's a new '90s mainstream
alternative rock radio station.

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At 00:03:03,333, Character said: Crank FM. Trust me, if you like

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At 00:03:05,271, Character said: '90s mainstream
alternative rock,

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At 00:03:07,208, Character said: you'll like Crank FM.

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At 00:03:08,476, Character said: I might not like Crank FM.

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At 00:03:10,480, Character said: I want to listen to Crank FM.

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At 00:03:12,852, Character said: Yeah, we should put it on.

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At 00:03:14,122, Character said: Mm, um, no.

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At 00:03:15,223, Character said: Okay, I can just sing it.

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At 00:03:16,760, Character said: ? Hey, buddy, do you like
the way I do my thing? ?

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At 00:03:21,001, Character said: ? Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah... ?

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At 00:03:22,639, Character said: ? Doo-dah-dee-dah-die,
a-do the thing ?

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At 00:03:25,243, Character said: It's bad, but I like it.

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At 00:03:26,681, Character said: - ? Bah-bah-bah... ?
- ? Bum-bum... ?

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At 00:03:28,082, Character said: Oh, okay. I'm just gonna

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At 00:03:29,251, Character said: go make you a burger, Teddy,

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At 00:03:30,789, Character said: so I don't have
to listen to that anymore.

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At 00:03:34,730, Character said: [school bell rings]

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At 00:03:35,931, Character said: You're not gonna remember
any of that, are you?

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At 00:03:39,271, Character said: Hey, me again.

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At 00:03:40,576, Character said: Have you thought any more about

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At 00:03:41,877, Character said: making a video for Mr. Safebody?

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At 00:03:43,547, Character said: Yeah, Arnold, I haven't.

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At 00:03:45,552, Character said: Uh, just-just let me show you

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At 00:03:47,288, Character said: what I can bring to the table.

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At 00:03:48,669, Character said: The safety table.

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At 00:03:49,526, Character said: Okay, why don't you...

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At 00:03:50,561, Character said: protect me from that guy?

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At 00:03:52,031, Character said: - Mr. Frond?
- Yeah, beat him up.

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At 00:03:53,868, Character said: Mm, you see, in karate,

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At 00:03:55,840, Character said: we train in the art of fighting
without fighting.

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At 00:03:58,276, Character said: Yeah, one little punch.

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At 00:03:59,646, Character said: Ah, Louise, as a green belt,
I can sense things

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At 00:04:01,917, Character said: that normal people without
green belts cannot sense.

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At 00:04:04,856, Character said: I have become a master

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At 00:04:06,292, Character said: at avoiding danger. Follow me.

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At 00:04:07,896, Character said: Where are we going?

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At 00:04:09,065, Character said: Every day,
when the final bell rings,

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At 00:04:10,668, Character said: the seventh grade boys
pour into the south hall,

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At 00:04:12,539, Character said: full of beans.
Seventh grade boy beans.

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At 00:04:14,911, Character said: Welcome to the testosterzone.

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At 00:04:16,445, Character said: It looks like they're playing
Crotch Punch today.

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At 00:04:19,086, Character said: It's a game where one kid

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At 00:04:19,953, Character said: punches another kid
in the crotch.

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At 00:04:21,723, Character said: - Yup, sure.
- And Mr. Safebody

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At 00:04:24,028, Character said: is gonna
get you through this crowd

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At 00:04:25,698, Character said: and out the door without ever
coming into contact

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At 00:04:28,270, Character said: with a single seventh grade boy.

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At 00:04:30,074, Character said: Bodyguarding.

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At 00:04:31,208, Character said: Or we just use the front door
and not do this?

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At 00:04:33,615, Character said: Don't worry. You see,
the hallway is a river,

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At 00:04:35,818, Character said: and we just need
to avoid the rocks.

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At 00:04:37,623, Character said: The seventh grade boys,
they're the rocks.

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At 00:04:39,859, Character said: It's a...