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At 00:00:41,375, Character said: This isn't how our story
was supposed to end.

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At 00:00:46,213, Character said: But meeting you in the first place

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At 00:00:47,965, Character said: was the plot twist I never expected.

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At 00:00:50,634, Character said: - Mike, what do you g***t?
- Fourteen years ago,

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At 00:00:52,970, Character said: it was a most ordinary Tuesday.

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At 00:00:55,013, Character said: Earth to Mike.

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At 00:00:56,723, Character said: Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:59,434, Character said: I'm working on a piece titled,

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At 00:01:02,229, Character said: "Every Gilmore Girls Character
Ranked from Best to Rory."

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At 00:01:07,150, Character said: Who's Rory?

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At 00:01:08,902, Character said: She's one of the Gilmore Girls.

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At 00:01:10,571, Character said: Which one?

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At 00:01:12,447, Character said: She's the younger one.

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At 00:01:13,824, Character said: Yeah, I don't get it.

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At 00:01:15,117, Character said: Can you give me
something about Fear Factor?

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At 00:01:19,037, Character said: Sure, yeah. I'll give you
something about Fear Factor.

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At 00:01:21,456, Character said: My job at TV Guide was a dream,

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At 00:01:24,334, Character said: especially as a kid who imagined
his childhood was an '80s sitcom.

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At 00:01:33,051, Character said: With Michael's younger brother,

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At 00:01:34,344, Character said: and Michael's older brother.

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At 00:01:37,681, Character said: Starring Michael Ausiello

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At 00:01:39,891, Character said: as Michael Ausiello.

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At 00:01:42,853, Character said: Hey, kids. I'm home.

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At 00:01:44,896, Character said: Mom!

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At 00:01:46,398, Character said: And featuring Mrs. Ausiello.

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At 00:01:51,403, Character said: Come on. Our soap's about to start.

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At 00:01:55,490, Character said: I remember watching
daytime soap operas with my mom.

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At 00:01:58,493, Character said: Nurse Angelique, how's the patient?

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At 00:02:00,120, Character said: Not good, Dr. Underwood.

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At 00:02:01,538, Character said: All those sad people in hospitals.

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At 00:02:03,832, Character said: I was determined that my story
was going to be a happy one.

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At 00:02:07,336, Character said: And for a while, it was.

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At 00:02:09,546, Character said: I fancied myself as the star
of my very own workplace comedy.

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At 00:02:12,966, Character said: Hey, princess.

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At 00:02:14,051, Character said: A little Liz Lemon
and a lot of Will Truman.

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At 00:02:16,428, Character said: Holy crap.

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At 00:02:17,512, Character said: That's Nick.

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At 00:02:18,889, Character said: He convinces me to do things
like go out to a club on a weeknight.

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At 00:02:21,975, Character said: It is Jock Night at Nublu.

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At 00:02:23,894, Character said: Yeah, so throw on something like this,
and let's go.

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At 00:02:26,688, Character said: I'm gonna get you laid.

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At 00:02:27,898, Character said: - Come on.
- That sounds really fun,

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At 00:02:29,566, Character said: but I have to finish this piece
on Fear Factor by tomorrow.

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At 00:02:32,152, Character said: You work too much,
and you need to get out more.

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At 00:02:35,989, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:02:37,908, Character said: Yeah! Let's do it!

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At 00:02:45,874, Character said: I just can't get you out of my head

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At 00:02:49,711, Character said: Boy, your loving is all I think about

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At 00:02:53,507, Character said: I just can't get you out of my head

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At 00:02:57,302, Character said: Boy, it's more than
I dare to think about

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At 00:03:01,223, Character said: I don't belong here.

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At 00:03:02,599, Character said: Sure you do.

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At 00:03:04,518, Character said: It's Jock Night, and you're a runner.

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At 00:03:07,437, Character said: I'm a jogger. I'm not a runner.
Jogging's not a sport.

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At 00:03:10,774, Character said: Please. Are you allergic to fun, Michael?

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At 00:03:13,694, Character said: Boy, your loving is all I think about

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At 00:03:16,321, Character said: And there you were,
like some sweatband-wearing matinee idol.

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At 00:03:20,659, Character said: I'll just shut up now.

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At 00:03:24,538, Character said: Oh. That guy is definitely into you.

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At 00:03:27,791, Character said: He was with a woman.

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At 00:03:29,126, Character said: No man in this club has been
with a woman in years,

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At 00:03:33,588, Character said: - if ever.
- Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:35,090, Character said: - He's walking over here.
- Ignore me.

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At 00:03:36,758, Character said: - Nick, please. Don't do that.
- Ignore me. Ignore me.

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At 00:03:38,802, Character said: I'm just a random gay man.

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At 00:03:42,389, Character said: - Hey.
- Hi.

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At 00:03:43,807, Character said: - What's up?
- "What's up"?

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At 00:03:46,143, Character said: You were looking over, and you waved,

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At 00:03:49,771, Character said: and you were making that face, so...

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At 00:03:51,106, Character said: I know. We were just...
We were smiling at each other, so I...

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At 00:03:54,609, Character said: You were smiling at me, right?

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At 00:03:57,446, Character said: Well, actually, my friend Nina was
getting me a drink, so I was just looking.

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At 00:04:00,824, Character said: Oh, Jesus. So you weren't looking at me.

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At 00:04:03,535, Character said: You were looking behind me. Oh, my God.

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At 00:04:05,120, Character said: Well, I mean, no, I was...

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At 00:04:06,288, Character said: - Okay. That's mortifying.
- Hey, you guys.

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At 00:04:08,123, Character said: - No, it's...
- Hello.

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At 00:04:09,833, Character said: You are so his type.

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At 00:04:11,501, Character said: Okay, she's had a few too many.

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At 00:04:12,919, Character said: No, I haven't.

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At 00:04:14,337, Character said: Yes, I have, but you are still his type.

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At 00:04:16,882, Character said: Well, 'cause you're...

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At 00:04:18,133, Character said: You're like a dweeb.

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At 00:04:19,468, Character said: - I'm what?
- Tall. She means tall.

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At 00:04:21,261, Character said: - You mean tall.
- Yes. A tall dweeb.

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At 00:04:23,764, Character said: - That is what I meant.
- Oh, my... Okay.

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At 00:04:25,474, Character said: - Wow.
- It doesn't matter.

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At 00:04:26,558, Character said: Don't be embarrassed.
Everybody has a type.

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At 00:04:28,268, Character said: My type is very handsome gay men.

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At 00:04:31,480, Character said: Which is why I ** hopelessly single.

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At 00:04:33,940, Character said: I'm dancing.

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At 00:04:35,442, Character said: It's truly a tragedy. It's...

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At 00:04:37,652, Character said: - Well, for me.
- I think for maybe both of us.

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At 00:04:40,447, Character said: Did you... Do you want to dance?

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At 00:04:42,365, Character said: No, I don't... I'm not gonna dance.

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At 00:04:45,994, Character said: Okay. You prefer to watch?

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At 00:04:47,788, Character said: Yes, I like to watch.

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At 00:04:49,331, Character said: - Okay.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:50,832, Character said: Well, let me know if you change your mind.

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At 00:04:55,003, Character said: I just can't get you out of my head

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At 00:04:57,798, Character said: Boy, your loving is all I think about

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At 00:05:01,802, Character said: I just can't get you out of my head

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At 00:05:05,597, Character said: Boy, it's more than
I dare to think about

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At 00:05:11,645, Character said: You make me feel

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At 00:05:13,522, Character said: Mighty real

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At 00:05:17,192, Character said: They're dancing!

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At 00:05:19,903, Character said: - You're a great dancer.
- You're a terrible liar.

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At 00:05:22,906, Character said: Have you been here before?

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At 00:05:24,157, Character said: I wouldn't say
that this is really my scene.

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At 00:05:25,951, Character said: - What's your scene?
- I'm more of

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At 00:05:28,036, Character said: a "work late,
go to bed early" kind of guy.

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At 00:05:29,830, Character said: What about you?

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At 00:05:30,914, Character said: I've been here a lot.
Getting a little tired of it.

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At 00:05:34,209, Character said: Maybe you should try another scene.

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At 00:05:36,336, Character said: - Maybe I should.
- Maybe you should.

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At 00:05:41,883, Character said: Bold.

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At 00:05:50,517, Character said: How about turning the hat?

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At 00:05:58,441, Character said: So, you want to get out of here
and go back to my place?

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At 00:06:01,444, Character said: I don't even know your name.

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At 00:06:02,863, Character said: It's Kit.

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At 00:06:04,030, Character said: Wait, really? You're Kit?

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At 00:06:06,366, Character said: Oh, God. I'm Michael.

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At 00:06:07,492, Character said: It's like Michael and KITT
from Knight Rider.

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At 00:06:09,452, Character said: It's that David Hasselhoff show
from the '80s. Ran 90 episodes.

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At 00:06:12,581, Character said: - So, this is kismet, then?
- Sure.

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At 00:06:14,791, Character said: Except that KITT was a talking car
and the show wasn't very good.

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At 00:06:17,961, Character said: Hey, there you are.

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At 00:06:20,297, Character said: Oh, God, hi.

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At 00:06:21,798, Character said: Kit, I need you to take me home
because the room is spinning.

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At 00:06:25,302, Character said: All right. That's my cue.

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At 00:06:27,470, Character said: Oh, yeah, okay.

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At 00:06:29,723, Character said: It's been good to meet you.

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At 00:06:31,266, Character said: Wow. Come on. Jesus.

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At 00:06:32,434, Character said: Yeah, it's good to meet you, too.

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At 00:06:33,810, Character said: You know what? Actually, here.

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At 00:06:35,312, Character said: This is my card.

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At 00:06:37,898, Character said: It has my number on it,
so you can call me...