mom4 Subtitles

At 00:00:14,640, Character said: Can you believe they're 18?

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At 00:00:16,900, Character said: I can't believe it. It feels like that.

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At 00:00:19,320, Character said: I mean, I know we didn't see, like,
their births back, like, you know, all

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At 00:00:22,780, Character said: sick birthday stuff.

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At 00:00:24,020, Character said: But I feel like they're growing thin
now. It's crazy.

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At 00:00:28,460, Character said: I mean, even for their stepmoms, we're
still their moms. Absolutely. And we

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At 00:00:31,540, Character said: watched them grow up.

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At 00:00:32,460, Character said: Absolutely. And it's crazy. They just
grew up like that.

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At 00:00:36,700, Character said: I ** just so excited for the birthday
party, though. We've g***t decorations.

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At 00:00:40,700, Character said: We've g***t presents.

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At 00:00:42,540, Character said: Yeah, you already did it.

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At 00:00:44,080, Character said: I guessed you about the presents.

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At 00:00:46,300, Character said: I guessed you that I could find them.

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At 00:00:50,880, Character said: You don't have to. You don't have
presents.

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At 00:00:56,500, Character said: Uh, s***t. I guess you don't have the
presents.

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At 00:00:59,980, Character said: Okay, well, maybe they won't notice.
Well, their friends will be here. Yeah,

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At 00:01:03,960, Character said: it's going to be a full house.

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At 00:01:05,660, Character said: It's going to be so much fun. Okay, so
you guys have friends. You have a land.

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At 00:01:09,740, Character said: Um, no.

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At 00:01:11,620, Character said: Um. Okay.

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At 00:01:12,950, Character said: We have a cake. You did get that cake. I
did get the cake. Oh my god, okay.

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At 00:01:16,870, Character said: I'm trying to get that on my makeup.

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At 00:01:18,930, Character said: Oh, I do.

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At 00:01:19,830, Character said: Yeah, it does. Oh, that's cute.

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At 00:01:21,490, Character said: Yeah. What kind of cake is it?

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At 00:01:23,010, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:01:23,870, Character said: Can we say, like, happy birthday out
there?

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At 00:01:25,570, Character said: I don't know. We can make a cake.

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At 00:01:28,090, Character said: It looks great. It looks great. It'll be
good. It'll be good. Yeah, it's g***t

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At 00:01:31,150, Character said: blue and orange and... Yeah. They're,
like, the color. Yeah, they're good.

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At 00:01:35,430, Character said: I love it. I'm excited.

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At 00:01:37,350, Character said: We can hang the strangers over there.

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At 00:01:39,510, Character said: Yeah. You want to start?

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At 00:01:45,499, Character said: Oh yeah, I love the party hats.

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At 00:01:47,560, Character said: They're so cute.

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At 00:02:11,630, Character said: Maybe they won't let us.

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At 00:02:13,270, Character said: Well, let them open that.

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At 00:02:43,850, Character said: What do I do?

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At 00:02:45,170, Character said: Yeah, you kind of unwind it, right? But
then... Yeah, yeah. Well, I can do it.

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At 00:02:48,750, Character said: Oh, perfect.

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At 00:02:49,730, Character said: Yeah, if you do it, you go that way.

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At 00:02:53,390, Character said: But then you're going to undo those
ones. Oh,

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At 00:02:57,030, Character said: so we can go like... Yeah.

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At 00:04:06,320, Character said: Did you have some?

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At 00:04:07,340, Character said: Maybe they're in my car.

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At 00:04:08,400, Character said: Hold on, let me go get them. Okay.

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At 00:04:40,110, Character said: That's good.

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At 00:04:41,250, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:43,690, Character said: I found my balloon.

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At 00:04:45,330, Character said: Cool. But there was this bag in my
backseat

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At 00:04:52,110, Character said: with an invitation to me.

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At 00:04:59,750, Character said: Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me.

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At 00:05:01,430, Character said: Did you just say that the invitations
are in your backseat?

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At 00:05:07,110, Character said: I'm just going to tell Tom that the post
office

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At 00:05:11,530, Character said: And then I don't know what happened.

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At 00:05:14,230, Character said: And we don't have the presents and we
don't have the gas.

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At 00:05:18,170, Character said: I forgot. But I found... Okay,

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At 00:05:25,210, Character said: well we have Twitter boys.

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At 00:05:27,430, Character said: And so I have... What can we give them
for their birthday?

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At 00:05:36,750, Character said: The boys are going to be down in a
minute.

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At 00:05:39,210, Character said: So here's what I did.

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At 00:05:43,150, Character said: what we can do.

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At 00:05:44,830, Character said: So,

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At 00:05:46,370, Character said: why don't we just keep decorating and
maybe one of us will come up with

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At 00:05:53,230, Character said: a really good idea in the meantime.

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At 00:05:55,170, Character said: Okay, yeah. We'll just keep decorating
and do a little brain process.

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At 00:05:58,670, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:02,170, Character said: Dude. Yeah.

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At 00:06:03,770, Character said: 18, man.

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At 00:06:06,590, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:06:07,470, Character said: Can you believe it, dude?

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At 00:06:09,130, Character said: I've only been waiting for 18 years. I
know, right?

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At 00:06:26,120, Character said: Dude, mom invited everybody.

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At 00:06:29,500, Character said: Everybody is going to come. Like,
literally, I'm trying to get a b***b.

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At 00:06:32,540, Character said: You think I could get it in that?

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At 00:06:36,160, Character said: Yeah. I mean, f***k it.

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At 00:06:38,360, Character said: Honestly, yeah,

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At 00:06:39,980, Character said: dude, that's awesome. Who cares? Like,
f***g gross poor house, you know what

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At 00:06:42,980, Character said: mean? Oh, my God. And I know, like, it
is a fact. People have said if you don't

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At 00:06:47,120, Character said: use it, you lose it.

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At 00:06:48,180, Character said: Yeah, you g***t to f***g use it. I'm
trying to use mine.

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At 00:06:51,100, Character said: If you're not going to use it, why have
it sit there, you know what I mean?

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At 00:06:54,600, Character said: Dude, honestly, we're 18.

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At 00:06:56,760, Character said: I can't stop thinking about pumping
everything, smoking everything, and

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At 00:07:04,240, Character said: I'm ready to rock and roll, but
honestly... It's a triple crown.

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At 00:07:07,500, Character said: Dude, let's go downstairs and get some
f***g cake.

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At 00:07:10,060, Character said: Yeah. What are we waiting for?

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At 00:07:14,180, Character said: I saw this.

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At 00:07:17,880, Character said: This smells like a d***k.

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At 00:07:20,140, Character said: Why does it smell like that? I don't
know. It smells exactly like a d***k.

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At 00:07:23,690, Character said: I've never smelled a balloon that smells
so much like a p***s.

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At 00:07:27,230, Character said: No.

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At 00:08:40,110, Character said: I mean, do you really want a bunch of
random people in the gas station? I

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At 00:08:43,210, Character said: think nobody has a neighbor.

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At 00:08:46,250, Character said: That would take so much time.

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At 00:08:48,170, Character said: All the random people, I don't know.

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At 00:08:50,910, Character said: Okay, let's do cake.

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At 00:08:53,610, Character said: Okay, maybe a cake fight. A cake fight?

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At 00:08:56,570, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:08:58,770, Character said: This looks amazing.

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At 00:09:00,190, Character said: Yeah, honestly, I'm surprised that
there's even a burger on it.

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At 00:09:03,370, Character said: I wonder what kind it is.

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At 00:09:05,210, Character said: Okay, we'll find out.

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At 00:09:07,150, Character said: I don't think we'll find out.

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At 00:09:08,780, Character said: Happy birthday to you. Oh my god.

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At 00:09:59,760, Character said: Wait, we're in candles?

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At 00:10:00,760, Character said: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, there we go. So
good.

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At 00:10:04,200, Character said: Okay, there we go. Thank you.

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At 00:10:05,620, Character said: I mean, I could spend the next 25
minutes in your candles.

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At 00:10:09,780, Character said: Can I help you? Please, because
otherwise... What, I throw you 18?

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At 00:10:14,460, Character said: Or is this in the answer? Oh, yeah, I
don't know. I was pregnant.

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At 00:10:17,960, Character said: You could just throw them in there.

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At 00:10:19,780, Character said: Mom, I don't want to throw them in
there.

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At 00:10:22,260, Character said: Can we open these soon?

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At 00:10:24,240, Character said: Uh... Yeah, I want to open these.

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At 00:10:25,940, Character said: Soon. Soon. Really soon.

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At 00:10:30,480, Character said: Just enjoy the day's festivities. Yes.

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At 00:10:34,820, Character said: So much fun.

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At 00:10:36,160, Character said: Don't even think about the podcast.

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At 00:10:38,680, Character said: Oh, I forgot four.

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At 00:10:41,500, Character said: What kind of cake is it?

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At 00:10:44,080, Character said: It says surprise.

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At 00:10:46,300, Character said: Oh my gosh, Brooklyn.

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At 00:10:58,950, Character said: Yeah, there's no one here yet.

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At 00:11:00,730, Character said: No! Listen, it's your birthday, not
theirs!

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At 00:11:05,270, Character said: Yeah. What did you invite them?

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At 00:11:08,790, Character said: Let's do the cake first, and then we'll
discuss that later.

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At 00:11:11,950, Character said: Yes. And I feel like eating cake with
you again is crazy anyway.

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At 00:11:16,230, Character said: So... I mean, I guess that's true, yeah.
You want to eat it first, right?

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At 00:11:20,230, Character said: Yeah. Okay.

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At 00:11:21,510, Character said: Well, yeah, but, like, no one...

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At 00:12:28,349, Character said: Do you want to do that?

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At 00:12:57,630, Character said: That's really good.

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At 00:13:00,110, Character said: Mom, thank you so much.

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At 00:13:01,930, Character said: Yeah, thank you, Mom.

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At 00:13:03,290, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:13:05,470, Character said: That's super sweet.

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At 00:13:08,250, Character said: So, uh, what time did you guys invite
Miguel?

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At 00:13:11,730, Character said: Yeah, where's everybody?

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At 00:13:13,390, Character said: Yeah, I figured, like, Bumpy would be
here by now.

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