Gunsmoke S14E10 (The Miracle Man) Subtitles

At 00:00:20,454, Character said: Now, I'd like the ladies of
the audience to step forward

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At 00:00:22,689, Character said: and judge for themselves
the fine quality of these goods.

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At 00:00:25,759, Character said: Irish lace from Cork County,

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At 00:00:27,828, Character said: custom-made suits
hand-tailored in New York City,

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At 00:00:31,098, Character said: oriental rugs direct
from far Cathay,

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At 00:00:34,034, Character said: fine British woolens
direct from...

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At 00:00:36,436, Character said: I'll let this young lad answer. Where
do British woolens come from, son?

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At 00:00:39,540, Character said: - Britain.
- Be a cold August day

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At 00:00:41,909, Character said: this bright lad won't
have an answer.

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At 00:00:43,510, Character said: I never yet heard of licorice
dulling a young one's mind.

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At 00:00:47,514, Character said: Now, I know what
you're asking yourselves.

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At 00:00:49,016, Character said: How can anything be
sold for half its value?

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At 00:00:51,418, Character said: A good question.
An astute question.

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At 00:00:53,587, Character said: It does credit to the
people of Dodge City.

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At 00:00:55,889, Character said: Irish lace, you say?

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At 00:00:57,524, Character said: As Irish as your
lovely eyes, ma'**.

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At 00:01:00,260, Character said: Half its value? Indeed not. A
quarter and perhaps a tenth,

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At 00:01:03,931, Character said: because right here, ladies and
gentlemen, right here and now,

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At 00:01:06,400, Character said: I'm accepting any reasonable
offer. My health dictates I must retire.

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At 00:01:10,370, Character said: But my loss is your
gain, as they say.

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At 00:01:12,873, Character said: How much you
say this here suit is?

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At 00:01:15,709, Character said: Now, you're not gonna believe
the price of the suit, friend.

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At 00:01:18,245, Character said: This hand-tailored, New York,
Fifth Avenue cut garment is $100.

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At 00:01:22,382, Character said: A hundred dollars?

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At 00:01:24,217, Character said: Retailing in New
York, of course.

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At 00:01:26,286, Character said: But you, you can have
the finest garment to be had

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At 00:01:29,122, Character said: for the price of its
stitching. Just 30...

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At 00:01:33,460, Character said: No, I'm going
to do it. Just $20.

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At 00:01:37,064, Character said: Well, now, that's more like it.

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At 00:01:39,166, Character said: Festus, would you walk me
back to the Long Branch, please?

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At 00:01:43,003, Character said: 'Course, Miss Kitty.

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At 00:01:46,106, Character said: All right. All right.
Cash is scarce.

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At 00:01:48,241, Character said: Now, the lady of the
house wants her fine lace,

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At 00:01:50,377, Character said: but the man, the man is going
to need the fine British woolen

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At 00:01:53,614, Character said: for a good Sunday
meeting suit of clothes.

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At 00:01:55,115, Character said: So I'll tell you what I'm gonna
do for you good folks in Dodge.

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At 00:01:57,451, Character said: Festus, the closest that Irish
lace ever came to Ireland is Joplin.

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At 00:02:02,823, Character said: Well, I thought it looked
plumb lacy, Miss Kitty.

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At 00:02:05,559, Character said: - Good morning, Miss Kitty. Festus.
- Newly.

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At 00:02:07,461, Character said: I see you didn't fall for
that drummer's spiel.

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At 00:02:09,529, Character said: Oh, no. But I had
to rescue Festus

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At 00:02:12,766, Character said: from a hundred dollar suit

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At 00:02:14,301, Character said: that's probably worth
eight in St. Joe, if that.

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At 00:02:17,571, Character said: Oh, I wasn't a-fixing to...

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At 00:02:19,473, Character said: His goods aren't
what he's claiming?

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At 00:02:21,041, Character said: I think the only money's worth the
people are getting down there is...

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At 00:02:25,145, Character said: - Fine Irish lace...
- in charm.

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At 00:02:27,047, Character said: - I'll see you all later.
- Miss Kitty.

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At 00:02:29,116, Character said: See you, Miss Kitty.

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At 00:02:30,617, Character said: You'd better take that
as a warning, Festus.

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At 00:02:32,152, Character said: He's liable to leave this town
with your poke in his pocket.

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At 00:02:34,154, Character said: Oh, flip! Newly, you think I don't
know a skunk when I see one?

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At 00:02:39,593, Character said: I don't give a hoot
if he's g***t his stripe

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At 00:02:42,329, Character said: hid under that slickerly
tongue of his, I know him.

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At 00:02:46,967, Character said: I recollect Matthew getting a telegram
from that sheriff over in Stillwater

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At 00:02:52,005, Character said: about some drummer who g***t mixed
up in a shooting scrape here a while back.

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At 00:02:56,376, Character said: Yes, thank you very
much. And for you, yes...

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At 00:03:14,161, Character said: Very much. Good, thank you.
Yes, madam. Oh, that's lovely, yes.

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At 00:03:20,701, Character said: It's him all right, Pa.

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At 00:03:22,903, Character said: We should get us
our money back, Pa.

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At 00:03:26,306, Character said: When a man makes a fool of
you, he owes you more than money.

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At 00:03:31,178, Character said: I just wonder...

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At 00:03:33,847, Character said: Festus, if you could
send a wire to the marshal

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At 00:03:36,316, Character said: over at Point Ferry
before the trial's over,

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At 00:03:38,852, Character said: maybe he could stop off at
Stillwater before he gets back.

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At 00:03:41,221, Character said: Indeed, my loss is your gain.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you.

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At 00:03:45,559, Character said: - Appears he's leaving, Pa.
- Well, let's go.

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At 00:03:50,097, Character said: We'll wait for Mr. Fast-talking
Smart Mouth outside of town.

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At 00:04:52,926, Character said: ♪ But still the hairs
♪ Of Mary weave

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At 00:05:00,233, Character said: ♪ My blissful
dreams ♪ Of long ago

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At 00:05:11,945, Character said: ♪ Sweet, ,,

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At 00:05:30,030, Character said: You sound happy, drummer.

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At 00:05:32,165, Character said: Well, it's a pleasant
afternoon, friend.

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At 00:05:34,000, Character said: And a man alone with pleasant
thoughts is apt to burst into song.

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At 00:05:37,571, Character said: You might quarrel
with the rendition...

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At 00:05:39,272, Character said: For one, I ain't your friend.

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At 00:05:41,875, Character said: And two, I learned a long time ago a
man that run off at the mouth so much

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At 00:05:47,380, Character said: don't believe in
what he's saying.

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At 00:05:49,549, Character said: - You g***t a match?
- Huh?

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At 00:05:51,718, Character said: - A match?
- Why, sure, friend. Of course.

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At 00:05:57,224, Character said: I'm surmising there's some
sort of difficulty between us.

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At 00:05:59,526, Character said: A bit of dissatisfaction perhaps
in some dealings we've had.

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At 00:06:03,029, Character said: Last winter, up in Hays, you
sold my boy a silver saddle.

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At 00:06:07,500, Character said: Rusted up, first
rain we rode through.

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At 00:06:09,836, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:06:12,038, Character said: Silver belt you let go real
cheap done the same thing too.

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At 00:06:17,043, Character said: Well, I think that
only proves, friend,

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At 00:06:19,112, Character said: that you just can't trust
some people these days.

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At 00:06:21,848, Character said: - But I have a letter from...
- Light it.

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At 00:06:26,119, Character said: Sure, friend. Of course.

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At 00:06:28,588, Character said: I guess I'm going to have to remind
you again that I'm not your friend.

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At 00:06:34,194, Character said: To prove that, you just touch
that match to them wagon goods.

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At 00:06:39,399, Character said: 'Cause if them goods ain't afire
by the time that match burns out,

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At 00:06:42,936, Character said: you ain't going to have a
care in the world, drummer.

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At 00:06:50,877, Character said: You've no intention of
cooking my horse, I hope.

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At 00:06:54,214, Character said: Get the horse out of here.

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At 00:07:12,165, Character said: Well, it seems we're
pretty much even,

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At 00:07:13,533, Character said: with you perhaps getting
the better part of the deal.

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At 00:07:16,603, Character said: Not quite.

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At 00:07:32,085, Character said: Look, Ma, it's Mr. Miller
and them mean boys of his!

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At 00:07:38,425, Character said: Fetch up that shotgun,
Jacob. Come on!

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At 00:07:47,367, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:07:51,471, Character said: Jacob, hand me that shotgun.

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At 00:07:55,141, Character said: Now, you children stay
in the wagon and be good.

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At 00:08:00,814, Character said: Quit that.

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At 00:08:05,051, Character said: Well now, how come you to be interested
in a swindling drummer, Lorna Wright?

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At 00:08:09,022, Character said: Stomping a man who can't
fight back concerns everybody.

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At 00:08:14,260, Character said: Get on with it.

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At 00:08:19,499, Character said: I won't be wasting the second barrel,
you boys don't get to your horses.

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At 00:08:28,541, Character said: I count to three, you boys
be prepared to pick birdshot

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At 00:08:31,878, Character said: out of your hides
the rest of the night.

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At 00:08:33,813, Character said: One. Two...

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At 00:08:38,785, Character said: Get to your horses. Go on!

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At 00:08:48,361, Character said: Next time that milk cow of
yours wonders over onto my land,

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At 00:08:52,632, Character said: you count yourself out one cow.

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At 00:08:55,168, Character said: I'm asking no favors
from you, Mr. Miller.

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At 00:08:58,338, Character said: I never did and I
have no intention.

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At 00:09:14,788, Character said: Why, are you hurt bad, mister.

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At 00:09:18,258, Character said: Well, it'll be a help, ma'**, if the
ground would stop moving around.

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