Poirot S02E01 - Peril at End House Subtitles

00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:43,Looks just like a patchwork quilt,
doesn't it?

00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,No!

00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,Well, it does to me.

00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,It does to everybody else.

00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:55,Not to Poirot.

00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:06,I suppose you don't think that
looks like a mass of cotton wool?

00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:08,No!

00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:15,I don't think you've g***t
any imagination at all.

00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:20,That is true, mon ami.
But you have enough for both of us.

00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:22,It is extremely valuable to me.

00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,Good morning, sir.

00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,Good morning.

00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:37,Ah, c'est magnifique!

00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:40,Just the place for
a restful vacation.

00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:43,The food will be inedible!

00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,What do you think, Poirot?

00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:55,Down to the beach
this afternoon or a round of golf?

00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,The tennis court's pretty good,
I understand.

00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,Waiter!

00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,- Still no news of Captain Seton.
- Comment?

00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:27,- The round-the-world flight.
- Ah.

00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:32,They haven't given up hope yet,
though, apparently.

00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:35,He may have made it
to one of the Pacific islands.

00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,Cannibals.

00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,I say!

00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:44,Makes you proud to be an Englishman,
though.

00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:48,- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Do not be sorry, Hastings.

00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:53,It is not a tragedy for me that I was
born the wrong side of the Channel.

00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:58,Oh! This is intolerable!

00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:00,I'm going to find a waiter!

00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,Ah, mon Dieu!

00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,Garcon!

00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:17,Waiter!

00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,Ow!

00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,Are you all right?

00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,I say!

00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:37,Do not perturb yourself.
The turned ankle, that is all.

00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,I wish you'd let it be seen to.

00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:45,In the pleasure of your company,
Mademoiselle, the pain, it passes.

00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,Pardon . This is Captain Hastings.

00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:54,Hastings, the house over there, on
the point, belongs to Mlle Buckley.

00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:56,- Really?
- It's called "End House".

00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:58,I love it
but it's going to rack and ruin.

00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,Oh, that is sad.

00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:04,It's big. Do you live there
all by yourself?

00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:10,I'm away a lot. When I'm at home, a
rowdy crowd usually comes and goes.

00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:14,I was imagining you were in a dark,
mysterious mansion

00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,haunted by a family curse.

00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:19,Then the ghost must be sent to
protect me.

00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:23,I've had three escapes from certain
death in the last three days.

00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:25,Escapes from death?

00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,Well, just accidents, you know.

00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:33,Curse these bees! I hate the way
they come right past your face.

00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,Nick! Nick!

00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,Here, George! Here I **!

00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,Come on, girl,
Freddie's frantic for a drink.

00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,Hello.

00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:53,This is Commander Challenger.
He's in the Navy.

00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:56,I have a great regard for
the Royal Navy.

00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:59,Oh, well done. Well done.

00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:03,George, don't get overexcited.
Let's find Freddie and Jim.

00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:13,I hope the ankle will be all right.

00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:15,Merci.

00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:17,Nice girl.

00:07:43,778 --> 00:07:47,Is Commander Challenger
what you call "the good chap", yes?

00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,Oh, absolutely. Oh, good dive!

00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,Has he "the tendresse" for her?

00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,What do you think, Hastings?

00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:00,My dear Poirot, how should I know?

00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,That's Miss Buckley's hat, isn't it?

00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,Yes. We're returning it to "End House".

00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:09,Thus we shall have the opportunity
to see again the charming Mlle Nick.

00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,I do believe you've fallen for her!

00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:16,No, no, no. You are under a
misapprehension, mon ami.

00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:21,The young lady is very charming
but I ** more interested in her hat.

00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,I don't see why
you'd be interested in her hat.

00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:28,- There's a hole in it!
- Yes, indeed.

00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,Did you do that?

00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:35,Hastings, did you notice how Mlle
Nick flinched as a bee flew past?

00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:39,A bee in the bonnet,
a hole in the hat?

00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,A bee couldn't make
a hole like this.

00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,But a bullet could, my friend.

00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,A bullet like this.

00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:57,Mlle Nick has three escapes from
death in as many days, now, a fourth?

00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,These are not mere accidents,
mon ami.

00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,You'd have to be a mad man

00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:05,to try and shoot someone
in a hotel garden in broad daylight.

00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:07,Ah!

00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:14,Thank you.

00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,G'day.

00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:30,- Morning.
- Good day.

00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:42,Quite impressive. Looks as if
it could do with some work.

00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,I say!

00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,Yes?

00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,♪ Isle Of Capri ♪

00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:13,It's not exactly courteous, Lazarus,
to ignore us like this.

00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:18,Jim is far too good a dancer
to be a gentleman, aren't you?

00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:24,Hope so, Freddie. An awful waste of
an expensive education, otherwise.

00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:33,There are some men to see you, Miss.

00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,Oh! Hello again.

00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,Pardon, Mademoiselle. Commander.

00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:42,We have come to return your hat.

00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,I wondered what had happened to it.

00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,This is for you, George.

00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:56,♪ Red sails in the sunset ♪

00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,♪ Way out on the sea... ♪

00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:03,There is a matter of the greatest
urgency I must discuss with you.

00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,Don't say you're selling something.

00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:11,No! With that moustache and staying
at the Majestic, it can't be.

00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:19,♪ ..all day I've been through ♪

00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:24,♪ Red sails in the sunset ♪

00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:27,♪ I'm trusting in you ♪

00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:35,Now, what's all the mystery?

00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:41,Mademoiselle...

00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:46,It was not a bee that flew past
your face this morning.

00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:48,It was this.

00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,What is it?

00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,It is a bullet.

00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,Well, I'm damned!

00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,♪ Love Is The Sweetest Thing ♪

00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:35,Miss Buckley helped my friend when
he twisted his ankle this morning.

00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,Ah, yes. So Nick said.

00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,I ** glad she didn't invent it all.

00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:47,She's the most brazen liar that ever
existed. Oh, it's quite a gift.

00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:52,She had a marvellous story the other
day about her car brakes failing.

00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:57,All nonsense, Jim says.
Jim knows about cars.

00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,Is that your Chevrolet Phantom
outside?

00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,Yes. Pretty, isn't she?

00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:14,I say, there's two watches
on the table exactly the same!

00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,Oh, we've all g***t one of those.

00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,Don't touch, old boy.

00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:33,Keep good time, do they?

00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,They keep the best time in the
world!

00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,♪ Who's Been Polishing The Sun? ♪

00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:43,- Oh, I can't dance to that!
- Of course you can, Freddie.

00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:46,♪ They must have known
just how I like it ♪

00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,♪ Cos everything's coming my way ♪

00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:53,♪ Who's been teaching all the birds
how to sing a roundelay? ♪

00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:56,♪ They must have known
just how I like it ♪

00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:59,♪ Cos everything's coming my way ♪

00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:05,The first accident was that picture.

00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:09,The painter might have said that
when he'd...