Being Mary Jane s01e01 Pilot.eng Subtitles

00:00:26,624 --> 00:00:29,Hey.

00:00:29,376 --> 00:00:31,Is everything okay?

00:00:31,921 --> 00:00:35,Yeah.

00:00:35,382 --> 00:00:36,No.

00:00:36,801 --> 00:00:38,I need to see you.

00:00:41,221 --> 00:00:44,Look, I know it's
late, or early,

00:00:44,892 --> 00:00:46,depending on your perspective.

00:00:47,061 --> 00:00:48,It's just that my car
drove me over here.

00:00:48,813 --> 00:00:51,I told her not to.

00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:55,But you know how pushy
foreign cars can be.

00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,Look, babe, I...

00:00:59,981 --> 00:01:03,I know I haven't called you in
a minute, but I need to see you. I need to come inside.

00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:05,I g***t to get on the other side.

00:01:05,361 --> 00:01:07,Can you let me in?

00:01:11,451 --> 00:01:12,Hold on.

00:01:16,414 --> 00:01:18,You're not calling
the police, are you?

00:03:13,907 --> 00:03:17,Please, god, if he's mine,

00:03:17,744 --> 00:03:20,just give me a sign.

00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,Get me...

00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,Go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom.
Go to the bathroom!

00:03:44,353 --> 00:03:46,Thank you.

00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:53,It's not funny.

00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:56,Yeah, it is.

00:03:56,825 --> 00:03:59,I'm sorry.

00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:05,Whew.

00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:06,Look...

00:04:06,668 --> 00:04:08,Look, don't
say "look."

00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:10,I mean, you know, I'm drunk,

00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:13,but I had to do something

00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:16,so I could tell you what
I needed to tell you.

00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,I love you.

00:04:23,685 --> 00:04:26,Don't say that.

00:04:29,482 --> 00:04:32,I...

00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:35,love...

00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:43,you.

00:04:49,585 --> 00:04:51,Let me, um...

00:04:51,629 --> 00:04:54,...let me go get you some
sparkling water for your stomach.

00:04:55,008 --> 00:04:57,It will settle it down.

00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,Ahh!

00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,Get out!
Ah!

00:05:36,841 --> 00:05:37,Get out.

00:05:38,093 --> 00:05:39,Get out of my house.

00:05:39,677 --> 00:05:41,You are a freaking liar.

00:05:41,763 --> 00:05:44,And you let me kiss you
and vomit on your... ahh!

00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:45,But I said I love you.

00:05:46,101 --> 00:05:49,You kiss my a***s, kiss my a***s!

00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:50,Are you crazy?

00:05:50,563 --> 00:05:51,How do you forget about a wife?

00:05:52,065 --> 00:05:54,You stupid idiot!

00:05:54,442 --> 00:05:57,Get out, get out!

00:05:59,948 --> 00:06:02,Get out.

00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:05,I can't drive home.

00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:06,I'm drunk.

00:06:06,955 --> 00:06:08,You know what, good.

00:06:08,213 --> 00:06:10,There's a tree right
down the street.

00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:12,Why don't you hit it?

00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:17,What ** I gonna do
without my shoe?

00:06:40,196 --> 00:06:47,
00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:56,The Zimbabwean women
have been accused

00:07:56,064 --> 00:07:58,of raping men and
stealing their semen.

00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,One victim claims that
he was hitchhiking,

00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:02,and a carful of
women picked him up.

00:08:02,262 --> 00:08:04,The women have been
charged on 17 counts

00:08:04,411 --> 00:08:06,of aggravated indecent assault,

00:08:06,145 --> 00:08:08,as Zimbabwean law
does not recognize

00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:10,the act of a woman raping.

00:08:10,995 --> 00:08:12,I'm Barry Phillips
reporting for NPR.

00:08:12,747 --> 00:08:13,Oh my god.

00:08:13,873 --> 00:08:17,Oh, my god.

00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:19,Oh, my god.

00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:23,Oh, my god, please
don't let him be dead.

00:08:23,121 --> 00:08:25,Please don't let him be dead.

00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:29,I didn't mean it,
I didn't mean it.

00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,Oh, god.

00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,Mary Jane Paul.

00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,Yeah.

00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,O-M-G,
Mary Jane Paul.

00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:50,I know you probably get this all the time,
but, could I get a picture with you?

00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,- My wife watches you every day.
- Oh.

00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,Sir, you were just
in an accident.

00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,Just a quick one?

00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,Okay, fine, but I want one too.

00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,Smile, Mary Jane.

00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:02,Hey, mom, hey...

00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,You know, I'm losing you.

00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,Yeah, if I lose you,
I'll call you right back.

00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,Did you hear me?

00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,He brought a fast-tail
gal in my house.

00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,Now, he can't pay a bill

00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,or even buy a loaf of bread.

00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:20,But he has the nerve to screw

00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,some tramp in my house.

00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,I'm telling you, in my house.

00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,Mom... oh, God, I'm on the elevator.
I'm losing you.

00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,You know what, if we
break up, I... what?

00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,I can't hear you.

00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,I'll call you back,
bye, mom, love you.

00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,I can hear you.

00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,Hey.

00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,They're almost done.

00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,Oh, good, there's still time.
Here you go.

00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,I will call you back, mom.

00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,Thanks.

00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,Hi.

00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,Hey.

00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,How's your mom,
is she feeling better?

00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:04,Fine.

00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,Yeah, no, she's...
she's good.

00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,- That was her on the phone.
- You can call her back.

00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,No, no, no, no,
she's fine, she's fine.

00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,So, where were we?

00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,We're done.

00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,Great job, Kara.
Thank you.

00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,Can you get Mary Jane
all caught up?

00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:20,Of course.

00:10:20,226 --> 00:10:23,I love, love the
African women story.

00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:26,I can't wait to see what
you do with it tomorrow.

00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,Okay.

00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:29,Great.

00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:32,Bye-bye.

00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:42,So did you sell it, or did they sell
you on the rapee African story?

00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:43,Hey, not fair.

00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,I pitched my a***s off.

00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:49,I had my visual aids
and everything.

00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,I know how important
that story is to you.

00:10:51,466 --> 00:10:54,And where were you?

00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:57,Are you okay?

00:10:57,263 --> 00:10:59,I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:03,- They think it's a blog story.
- It's five days out.

00:11:03,895 --> 00:11:06,Exactly, MJ, it's old.

00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:08,Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:12,Okay, here's how we angle it.

00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:13,Black women aren't ugly.

00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:16,We're invisible.

00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,I get quotes from Ralph Ellison.

00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,Oh, Ralph Ellison.

00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:22,Wow, set the DVR right after I look
him up to see who the hell he is.

00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:24,You know this is ridiculous.

00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:27,No major magazine should be able
to get away with this crap,

00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:28,and nobody even raises
an eyebrow.

00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:30,Look, I'm disgusted, too,

00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,but it's their network, and Greg's
not gonna let you do the story.

00:11:33,675 --> 00:11:34,No, no, no, we sold this show

00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:38,part news, part my platform.

00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:41,Oh, that's funny,
because up until now,

00:11:41,391 --> 00:11:43,I thought it was our platform.

00:11:43,393 --> 00:11:45,I said "our."

00:11:45,437 --> 00:11:47,Kara,
I said "our."

00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:50,Look, we could do more of your
platform when your ratings go up.

00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:52,Until then, I could
use your suggestions

00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:53,on the rapee Africans.

00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:57,Now, I g***t to go...