In Sickness And In Health Eng S06E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,100, Character said: Now, my old darling, they've laid her
down to rest, and now I'm missing her

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At 00:00:10,200, Character said: all we are.

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At 00:00:11,940, Character said: But they don't give a monkey's sanity a
chance, and they're calling off me

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At 00:00:17,100, Character said: pension for a start.

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At 00:00:19,680, Character said: So it won't be very long before I'm by
her side, but I'll probably starve to

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At 00:00:24,500, Character said: death, that's what I'll do.

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At 00:00:26,640, Character said: But richer or poorer, I'm bloody poor,
that's a fact, just because it's fixed,

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At 00:00:31,460, Character said: it's done in health, but I'll do.

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At 00:00:36,330, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:11,720, Character said: It's a proper size.

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At 00:01:13,240, Character said: It don't fit in.

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At 00:01:16,080, Character said: The room is too small, innit? Look, when
I buy next door and knock that wall

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At 00:01:21,560, Character said: down... Well, why don't you buy a bigger
house?

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At 00:01:23,841, Character said: Well, when I buy next door and knock
that wall down, I'll have a bigger

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At 00:01:27,320, Character said: won't I?

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At 00:01:29,760, Character said: Ping -pong would have been better. Ping
-pong. It's a bloody girls' game, innit?

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At 00:01:45,070, Character said: play snooker either.

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At 00:01:46,121, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:01:46,970, Character said: Millions of TV viewers shared a secret
as cameras panned round the Labour Party

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At 00:01:51,990, Character said: conference and caught two lovers holding
hands.

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At 00:01:55,031, Character said: I thought it was only our stories they
had all them s***x scandals. Holding hands

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At 00:01:58,890, Character said: is not a s***x scandal.

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At 00:02:00,850, Character said: His wife spotted her husband during the
conference.

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At 00:02:04,590, Character said: I don't want to hear about your Labour
Party and all its sexual goings on.

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At 00:02:08,201, Character said: Why do you have to read everything out
loud?

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At 00:02:10,050, Character said: I'm trying to study the financial column
here.

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At 00:02:18,030, Character said: I don't read out loud, do I?

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At 00:02:20,990, Character said: But you eat out loud.

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At 00:02:22,430, Character said: Shut up.

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At 00:02:26,230, Character said: You're probably more of a scholar than I
**, Mr Garnet. I was a late starter,

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At 00:02:30,610, Character said: you see. I left school before I g***t
round to silent reading.

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At 00:02:33,711, Character said: I'm beginning to see why your missus
finds it so hard to put up with you.

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At 00:02:37,310, Character said: Oh, we get along all right, so long as
we don't see too much of each other.

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At 00:02:40,630, Character said: Well, why do you stay together?

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At 00:02:42,750, Character said: It's better than living with strangers.

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At 00:02:47,020, Character said: ...to be mayor last year.

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At 00:02:48,740, Character said: But I did not want to be mayor
because... I can still hear you!

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At 00:02:52,981, Character said: I've read that paper. I know what's in
that paper. I don't want to hear it all

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At 00:02:57,500, Character said: again. I ** trying to study a financial
economy. I'm grappling with figures

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At 00:03:03,360, Character said: here. Can't concentrate with you going
on about the Labour Party and these

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At 00:03:06,740, Character said: sexual titbits.

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At 00:03:13,070, Character said: page. That's it. You sneer, my dear.
You've g***t no money to understand the

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At 00:03:17,930, Character said: responsibilities I have with it. Not the
sun, my dear. Can you read? Can you

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At 00:03:22,150, Character said: read? Look.

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At 00:03:22,710, Character said: The Financial Times.

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At 00:03:24,710, Character said: The paper for people with head on their
shoulders. They use them. All just

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At 00:03:28,650, Character said: sticking their hat on.

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At 00:03:30,870, Character said: Not the sun inside it. Open a page
through.

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At 00:03:43,470, Character said: 36. Yes, there are figures to conjure
with all right. You think that's all

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At 00:03:47,130, Character said: g***t to do is look at women's chests?

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At 00:03:49,570, Character said: Having money's not as easy as you think.

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At 00:03:51,491, Character said: I'm sure it's better than not having it,
though. It's because you don't

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At 00:03:54,970, Character said: understand the perplexities of it, my
dear, do you? Look, look. Look where the

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At 00:03:59,090, Character said: bloody bank sends me bank statements.
Look.

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At 00:04:02,130, Character said: Add it up.

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At 00:04:03,890, Character said: Subtract, divide, compare the bank
statements and their sums with my sums

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At 00:04:10,750, Character said: make sure...

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At 00:04:13,230, Character said: more sums now than I ever had to do when
I was at school.

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At 00:04:16,310, Character said: Not 36, 38 women's chests. I ain't g***t
no time for that.

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At 00:04:22,250, Character said: It's the figures I've g***t to deal with.
Will you leave that alone?

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At 00:04:25,501, Character said: The figures I've g***t to deal with now is
bigger than women's chests, isn't it?

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At 00:04:31,110, Character said: It's thousands and thousands of pounds.
It's noughts everywhere and multiple

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At 00:04:35,150, Character said: divisions. It's not just finger stuff,
you know. Will you leave that alone?

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At 00:04:41,311, Character said: They tell you how much you've g***t, don't
they? Oh, yeah.

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At 00:04:46,780, Character said: They'll tell you.

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At 00:04:48,880, Character said: You don't want to get stitched up, mate.
You've g***t to have your own books.

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At 00:04:53,020, Character said: You've g***t to have your own figures,
see? I mean, you... You'd

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At 00:05:00,000, Character said: be... You'd be daft to trust a bank's
figures, wouldn't you?

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At 00:05:04,600, Character said: Wouldn't you?

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At 00:05:07,020, Character said: I mean,

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At 00:05:08,381, Character said: don't matter how respectable the bank
manager might look, you've g***t to watch

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At 00:05:12,980, Character said: them. what happened with that BBC -I
bank thing, wouldn't it?

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At 00:05:15,820, Character said: I mean, that was Arabs, wasn't it?

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At 00:05:17,501, Character said: Well, you've g***t to be round a twist to
trust your money to the bloody Arabs or

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At 00:05:21,620, Character said: any bleating foreigners for that matter.

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At 00:05:23,740, Character said: It's all paper, isn't it? It's all
paper.

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At 00:05:28,320, Character said: Paper.

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At 00:05:29,460, Character said: And when it comes down to it, it's your
paper against their paper, see?

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At 00:05:33,141, Character said: I mean, you can't go down to the bank
and count your money each day, you know?

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At 00:05:36,700, Character said: You can't? No, no, they don't like it.

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At 00:05:46,710, Character said: manager turned quite nasty.

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At 00:05:48,730, Character said: Oh, he said, hey, all our customers want
to stand

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At 00:05:55,410, Character said: here and count their money. I said,
what?

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At 00:05:58,130, Character said: Why not? I said, why not?

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At 00:06:02,410, Character said: It's their money, isn't it?

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At 00:06:03,890, Character said: I said, what about all this service you
advertise on the television, all the

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At 00:06:09,490, Character said: friendly bank and all that cobblers? I
said, as soon as someone comes in and

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At 00:06:12,170, Character said: wants to count their bloody money, you
turn nasty. So they can't, I mean, I

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At 00:06:16,020, Character said: to him, I said, when Robert Maxwell,
RIP, or

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At 00:06:18,840, Character said: Rupert Murdoch, I said, when they come
in your bank and ask to count their

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At 00:06:25,820, Character said: money, I bet you don't tell them they
can't. Well, he said, they don't bank

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At 00:06:29,120, Character said: here, he says.

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At 00:06:30,020, Character said: I said, I can bloody well understand
why, I said.

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At 00:06:32,880, Character said: I'm thinking of taking my money out too,
I said.

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At 00:06:35,440, Character said: I mean, I put...

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At 00:06:44,910, Character said: that money in here in good faith, I
think. And when I come in and I want to

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At 00:06:48,550, Character said: it and have a count of it, like, you
say, I can't.

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At 00:06:51,030, Character said: I mean, what proof I've g***t that money
still here, eh?

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At 00:06:54,210, Character said: How do I know that, I mean, some Arab,
he could be riding off across the desert

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At 00:06:58,790, Character said: with it right now, but that money's
stuffed in the saddlebag of his camel,

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At 00:07:02,150, Character said: Well, I mean, that's what happened to
BBC, I think, wasn't it?

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At 00:07:05,050, Character said: You get statements, he says. Oh, yeah, I
said, the people that have money in

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At 00:07:09,110, Character said: BBCI Bank, they've g***t statements, mate.
That's all they bloody well did get was

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At 00:07:12,510, Character said: statements, wasn't it?

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At 00:07:13,550, Character said: And while I'm talking, there's a fella
comes in the bank, hangs his money

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At 00:07:18,130, Character said: the counter, right, and before he's
thrown... And before he's thrown his

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At 00:07:24,650, Character said: hardly, they give it to someone else.

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At 00:07:26,870, Character said: I said, I hope you don't do that with my
money, I said.

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At 00:07:29,890, Character said: He said, it's bank, and he said...

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At 00:08:33,210, Character said: I didn't bring them in here. When you
leave it, I didn't bring... He brought

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At 00:08:37,850, Character said: that in here. And...