Inside No 9 s09e06 Plodding On.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:03,080, Character said: This programme contains
very strong language

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At 00:00:10,040, Character said: MUSIC THUMPS

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At 00:00:29,760, Character said: DOOR OPENS

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At 00:00:30,800, Character said: HUBBUB

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At 00:00:34,520, Character said: DOOR CREAKS CLOSED

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At 00:01:00,120, Character said: CLATTER

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At 00:01:02,520, Character said: MAN COUGHS IN CUBICLE

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At 00:01:03,920, Character said: ZIPPING

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At 00:01:14,320, Character said: MAN GASPS

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At 00:01:19,120, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:01:20,760, Character said: Hello, hello.

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At 00:01:22,400, Character said: Mm. Hmm.

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At 00:01:25,560, Character said: Sorry, I g***t cornered by Anne Reid.

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At 00:01:27,520, Character said: Oh, Christ.

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At 00:01:31,680, Character said: Have you been here ages?
No, no, no.

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At 00:01:34,920, Character said: 25 minutes.

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At 00:01:37,520, Character said: There's been three number ones
and one number two, so...

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At 00:01:41,000, Character said: ..I haven't exactly been bored.

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At 00:01:44,320, Character said: Well, do you want to keep
an eye out while I...?

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At 00:01:46,240, Character said: Of course, yes. Mm.

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At 00:01:48,280, Character said: AWKWARD MURMURING

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At 00:01:56,080, Character said: Busy out there? Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:01:58,400, Character said: Usual showbiz do.

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At 00:02:00,400, Character said: Everyone looking over your shoulder

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At 00:02:02,160, Character said: to see if there's anyone
more famous to talk to.

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At 00:02:04,200, Character said: Yes, yes.

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At 00:02:05,760, Character said: I usually do two circuits,

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At 00:02:07,560, Character said: pretending I'm looking
for someone, and then leave.

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At 00:02:10,160, Character said: I have nothing to say
to these people.

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At 00:02:14,760, Character said: Well, this'll loosen you up a bit.

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At 00:02:16,360, Character said: Ooh, yes!

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At 00:02:17,600, Character said: Make me a bit more talkative.

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At 00:02:19,200, Character said: Mm. Yeah.

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At 00:02:20,360, Character said: Although I have heard
it can have a laxative effect.

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At 00:02:24,160, Character said: No, it just gives you
confidence, that's all.

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At 00:02:27,120, Character said: Ooh, lovely.

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At 00:02:28,800, Character said: Have you not had it before?

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At 00:02:30,240, Character said: Oh, God, yeah.

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At 00:02:31,520, Character said: Well, no. I once tried to buy

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At 00:02:34,160, Character said: an E tablet
from a dealer at Latitude,

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At 00:02:37,760, Character said: but he came back
with a second-hand iPad, so...

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At 00:02:40,240, Character said: Misunderstanding.

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At 00:02:42,560, Character said: Have you seen Reece or Steve yet?

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At 00:02:44,000, Character said: I saw Reece. Oh?

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At 00:02:45,400, Character said: Yeah. Surrounded by people
blowing smoke up his arse.

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At 00:02:48,640, Character said: Oh, yuck...

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At 00:02:50,800, Character said: Not literally, Tim. No, I know.

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At 00:02:52,560, Character said: Still, you know...

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At 00:02:54,320, Character said: Nine series!

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At 00:02:56,280, Character said: Oh, no, no, no. Yeah... Wowee.

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At 00:02:58,000, Character said: It is good. It's good.

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At 00:02:59,440, Character said: Yes. Fair play to them.

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At 00:03:01,320, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:03:02,400, Character said: But I think it's right for them
to end it now, don't you?

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At 00:03:04,320, Character said: SIGHS

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At 00:03:05,360, Character said: It has g***t a bit self-indulgent.

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At 00:03:07,080, Character said: Yeah, f***k 'em.

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At 00:03:08,760, Character said: I think the, um,

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At 00:03:10,280, Character said: "leave them wanting more" phase
is behind them,

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At 00:03:12,920, Character said: isn't it? Mm-hm.

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At 00:03:14,560, Character said: Although I did hear there was a...

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At 00:03:16,520, Character said: There was a bit of a...drama

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At 00:03:19,240, Character said: on, um, Katherine Kelly's episode.

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At 00:03:21,400, Character said: Oh, yeah? Yes.

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At 00:03:23,920, Character said: She said that, um... Sorry.

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At 00:03:26,000, Character said: She said that, um,
Steve was rushed away.

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At 00:03:29,040, Character said: To hospital. Really?

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At 00:03:30,640, Character said: Steve Pemberton.
Yeah, well, obviously.

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At 00:03:32,160, Character said: Yeah. Wow. Well,

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At 00:03:33,920, Character said: that doesn't surprise me. No.

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At 00:03:35,800, Character said: Hardly the picture of health, is he?

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At 00:03:38,840, Character said: Steve?

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At 00:03:39,920, Character said: Won't be long
before his face pops up

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At 00:03:41,560, Character said: on the Bafta "in memoriam"

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At 00:03:42,920, Character said: to Coldplay or some maudlin shite.

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At 00:03:45,240, Character said: Right, I think we're good to go.
Yes.

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At 00:03:46,840, Character said: DOOR THUDS

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At 00:03:48,160, Character said: Hey! Tim, how you doing?
Yeah, hello.

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At 00:03:50,880, Character said: Fantastic. Oh!

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At 00:03:52,080, Character said: Hmm?

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At 00:03:53,240, Character said: Um, this one, I think,
is out of bounds.

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At 00:03:55,080, Character said: There's been a blo...a blo...
a blo...a blockage.

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At 00:03:57,000, Character said: Pre-existing.

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At 00:03:58,880, Character said: These are...blockages.

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At 00:04:01,240, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:02,600, Character said: So I should hold it, then?

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At 00:04:04,360, Character said: Yeah, keep a finger in the dyke.

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At 00:04:06,080, Character said: Wha...?

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At 00:04:07,520, Character said: OK...

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At 00:04:09,240, Character said: Oh. All the best.

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At 00:04:10,720, Character said: Enchante.

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At 00:04:11,920, Character said: I shall see you...

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At 00:04:14,600, Character said: DOOR OPENS

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At 00:04:15,800, Character said: HUBBUB

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At 00:04:18,480, Character said: Who was that?

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At 00:04:19,600, Character said: Katherine bloody Parkinson.

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At 00:04:22,040, Character said: SIGHS

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At 00:04:25,400, Character said: I'm Katherine Parkinson.

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At 00:04:26,760, Character said: GULPS

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At 00:04:28,160, Character said: Yes, of course you are.

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At 00:04:29,440, Character said: The other one, then.

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At 00:04:32,080, Character said: Shall we assume the position?

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At 00:04:35,600, Character said: MUMBLING

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At 00:04:37,400, Character said: Oh, Christ Almighty.

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At 00:04:40,400, Character said: F***g hell.

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At 00:04:42,120, Character said: Have you g***t any cash on you?
What do I owe you?

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At 00:04:44,080, Character said: No, I need a note.

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At 00:04:45,320, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:47,120, Character said: That any use?

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At 00:04:48,480, Character said: Or is that too, um...?
It's too wide, isn't it?

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At 00:04:50,440, Character said: Shall we just leave it

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At 00:04:51,960, Character said: and get a couple of beers?
No! No! No.

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At 00:04:54,240, Character said: It's all right, I've g***t this
Body Shop voucher - that'll do.

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At 00:04:57,200, Character said: Not your first rodeo.

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At 00:04:59,400, Character said: So, have you been busy?
Me?

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At 00:05:01,560, Character said: Yeah.
Yeah.

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At 00:05:02,800, Character said: Lots of projects.
Irons in fires.

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At 00:05:05,440, Character said: Any paid work?

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At 00:05:07,880, Character said: No.
No.

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At 00:05:09,520, Character said: You must have auditioned
for this Divine Comedy thing

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At 00:05:11,760, Character said: Amazon are doing?

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At 00:05:12,960, Character said: I have never heard of it.

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At 00:05:14,520, Character said: You are kidding.
What?

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At 00:05:15,720, Character said: Every c***t with an
Equity card's been up for it.

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At 00:05:18,160, Character said: They want English actors,
apparently.

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At 00:05:20,120, Character said: F***g hell! Are you serious?

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At 00:05:21,920, Character said: Yeah, it's like a...

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At 00:05:23,680, Character said: ..a Dungeons & Dragons
type thing,

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At 00:05:26,920, Character said: based on Dante's Inferno.

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At 00:05:28,040, Character said: HE GROANS

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At 00:05:29,640, Character said: SIGHS

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At 00:05:30,840, Character said: SHE SNIFFS

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At 00:05:33,240, Character said: It sounds dreadful,

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At 00:05:34,360, Character said: but they're paying people
shitloads.

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At 00:05:36,240, Character said: Yeah, you should get your agent
onto it.

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At 00:05:38,000, Character said: Yeah, thanks for the tip,
Amanda.

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At 00:05:39,680, Character said: Katherine. Katherine.
I'm sorry. Katherine.

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At 00:05:43,040, Character said: Katherine Parkinson.

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At 00:05:44,920, Character said: Lovely.

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At 00:05:47,640, Character said: Merci.

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At 00:05:49,400, Character said: See you shortly.

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At 00:05:51,440, Character said: HE SNIFFS

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At 00:05:53,960, Character said: O...K. Wow.

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At 00:05:57,280, Character said: Right you are.

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At 00:06:00,040, Character said: Tim, you didn't have any.

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At 00:06:01,960, Character said: I did.

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At 00:06:03,160, Character said: Hmm.
I can feel a twinge.

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At 00:06:05,120, Character said: It's still there.

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At 00:06:06,680, Character said: I smelt it.

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At 00:06:07,800, Character said: That could be enough?

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At 00:06:09,080, Character said: KNOCK AT DOOR

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At 00:06:11,680, Character said: Um...hello?

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At 00:06:14,280, Character said: Katherine? It's Anne Reid.
Can you let me in?

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At 00:06:17,000, Character said: F***g hell.
Er, yeah.

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At 00:06:19,720, Character said: Hi, Anne!

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At 00:06:20,800, Character said: I hear you've scored
some good snow

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At 00:06:22,600, Character said: from the dummy man
on Deansgate.

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At 00:06:25,560, Character said: Any chance of a quick toot?

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