Boat.Trip.2002.1080p.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb Subtitles

At 00:00:29,990, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:00:32,993, Character said: I want to spend the restof my life with you.

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At 00:00:37,037, Character said: Will you marry me?

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At 00:00:42,002, Character said: Baby,

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At 00:00:45,005, Character said: baby--

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At 00:00:47,007, Character said: Baby, your breathsmells like dog food.

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At 00:00:49,009, Character said: [ Panting ]With just a hintof rottweiler butt.

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At 00:00:53,694, Character said: You're on notice, Rocco.

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At 00:00:56,016, Character said: When Felicia moves in,you have to clean up your act.

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At 00:00:59,019, Character said: Bon appétit. * Whoa *

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At 00:01:01,021, Character said: * I feel good *

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At 00:01:04,024, Character said: * I knew that I would, now *

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At 00:01:08,028, Character said: * I feel good *

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At 00:01:11,031, Character said: * I knew that I would, now *

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At 00:01:14,034, Character said: * So good, so good *

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At 00:01:18,038, Character said: * I g***t you *

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At 00:01:20,040, Character said: * Whoa, I feel nice *

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At 00:01:24,044, Character said: * Like sugar and spice *

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At 00:01:27,047, Character said: * I feel nice *

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At 00:01:31,051, Character said: * Like sugar and spice *

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At 00:01:35,055, Character said: * So nice, so nice *

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At 00:01:38,058, Character said: * I g***t you *

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At 00:01:48,068, Character said: * When I hold you in my arms **

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At 00:01:51,071, Character said: I have a very big surprisefor you.

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At 00:01:54,074, Character said: A very big surprise.

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At 00:01:57,077, Character said: I know you're dying to know,but I'm not gonna tell you,no matter how much you beg.

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At 00:02:02,082, Character said: Nope.Not even a hint.

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At 00:02:15,095, Character said: Wow! This isincredible, Jerry!

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At 00:02:18,098, Character said: What's this all about?

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At 00:02:20,100, Character said: Felicia, from the firstmoment I met you, I--

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At 00:02:25,105, Character said: [ Groans ]I mean, uh--

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At 00:02:28,108, Character said: From the first momentI saw you, I, uh--

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At 00:02:32,112, Character said: Uh, wh-what I'm tryingto say, Felicia, is--

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At 00:02:34,114, Character said: You're lookin' sickall of a sudden.Are you all right?

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At 00:02:37,117, Character said: Motion sickness.Oh.

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At 00:02:40,120, Character said: The reason whyI brought you out here is...

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At 00:02:43,123, Character said: to tell you, to say--

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At 00:02:45,125, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:02:47,127, Character said: To ask, communicate--

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At 00:02:50,130, Character said: Would you justspit it out?

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At 00:02:53,133, Character said: [ Gasping ]Oh, I'm sorry, baby!I didn't mean it!

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At 00:02:57,418, Character said: Don't cover me in pukeand try and call me "baby."

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At 00:03:00,140, Character said: I'll make it upto you, Felicia!

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At 00:03:03,143, Character said: Will you marry me?No!

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At 00:03:06,146, Character said: Oh, thank you!You've made methe happiest-- What?

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At 00:03:09,149, Character said: I met someone.Met someone?

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At 00:03:12,152, Character said: Andre and Ihave all the thingsthat we don't, Jerry.

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At 00:03:15,155, Character said: Andre?I introduced you once.

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At 00:03:17,157, Character said: He details my BMW.

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At 00:03:19,159, Character said: You dump me for a guywho goes to work in a jumpsuitand rubber boots?

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At 00:03:24,164, Character said: Andre and I connecton a level that you and Ijust never could.

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At 00:03:29,169, Character said: Jerry, I'm so sorry.

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At 00:03:43,183, Character said: [ Sighs ]She dumped us, Rocco.

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At 00:03:47,187, Character said: I know you don't care.You can lick your own balls.[ Chuckles ]

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At 00:03:53,193, Character said: [ Sighs ]

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At 00:04:07,207, Character said: [ Beeping ]

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At 00:04:26,226, Character said: [ Ringing ]

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At 00:04:27,227, Character said: [ Answering Machine Clicking ] [ Jerry On Tape ] I'm not in.

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At 00:04:30,230, Character said: Leave a message or don't leave a message. Whatever.

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At 00:04:33,354, Character said: [ Man ] Hello, Jerry. It's me. Pick up.

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At 00:04:36,236, Character said: Dude, I know you're there.

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At 00:04:38,238, Character said: Quit acting like a little kid. You're so immature!

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At 00:04:41,241, Character said: Pick up now,or I'm gonna fartinto the phone.

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At 00:04:46,246, Character said: Leave me alone.I'm wallowingin self-pity.

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At 00:04:48,248, Character said: It's time to rejointhe living, Jerry.We're going out tonight.

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At 00:04:51,251, Character said: - Not interested.- Saddle up the old baloney pony.

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At 00:04:54,254, Character said: It's OperationStorm the Foxholes.China Club, 2100 hours.

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At 00:04:58,258, Character said: Our objective?Penetrate the enemy.

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At 00:05:01,261, Character said: Stop calling me.I'm not going.This is nonnegotiable.

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At 00:05:04,264, Character said: Either meet me tonight,or I'm gonna ask outyour sister.

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At 00:05:07,267, Character said: She'll go out with me'cause she's freaky like that.We both know her.

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At 00:05:10,270, Character said: Ragoni, hang up.The toilet's stuffed up.I g***t a code-three emergency.

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At 00:05:13,273, Character said: Buddy, I gotta go.See you.

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At 00:05:24,284, Character said: Thanks for fitting me intoday, Daniel.

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At 00:05:27,247, Character said: I'm so tight.

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At 00:05:39,299, Character said: Go really deep this time.

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At 00:05:54,314, Character said: Give it to me harder.

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At 00:05:59,319, Character said: Harder.

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At 00:06:03,323, Character said: Harder.

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At 00:06:12,332, Character said: Harder.

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At 00:06:17,337, Character said: - [ Muscles Cracking ] - Come on, Daniel. Is this the best you can do?

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At 00:06:20,340, Character said: [ Sighs, Panting ]

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At 00:06:26,346, Character said: Ragoni, what the hellare you doing?[ Screams ]

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At 00:06:29,349, Character said: I was justwarmin' her up for you!

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At 00:06:33,353, Character said: ** [ Dance ]

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At 00:06:36,356, Character said: ** [ Continues ]

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At 00:06:38,358, Character said: Marshall,is that you?Nick! Hey!

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At 00:06:42,362, Character said: Long time no see!How you doin'?

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At 00:06:45,365, Character said: You've g***t to give methe name of your newescort service.

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At 00:06:48,368, Character said: Oh, cut it out, Nick.This is my fiancée, Sheri.

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At 00:06:51,692, Character said: She ain't no escort skank. She and I are in love.

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At 00:06:55,375, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:06:57,377, Character said: Marshall here's the most interesting and exciting man I've ever met.

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At 00:07:00,380, Character said: - And he's a wonderful lover.- Oh, I get it. She's retarded.

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At 00:07:05,225, Character said: She's one of the sharpestbartenders at Hooters.Oh, Marshy!

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At 00:07:09,389, Character said: Excuse me, fellas.I'm gonna go trimthe landing strip.

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At 00:07:13,393, Character said: Ooh! And classy too.

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At 00:07:17,397, Character said: We met on a cruise.There's just something aboutthe ocean air, the sun.

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At 00:07:21,401, Character said: It really makes it easyto meet people.We connected right away.

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At 00:07:25,405, Character said: Very first night.With her?

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At 00:07:28,408, Character said: Very first night?Yeah!

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At 00:07:30,410, Character said: And there are dozens of womenjust as friendly as heron board.

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At 00:07:34,414, Character said: Dude, I gotta tell you,whatever you're doing,take a week off...

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At 00:07:37,417, Character said: and get yourselfon one of those boats.

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At 00:07:40,300, Character said: There was a line at the can.Honey, can we skip dinner?

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At 00:07:44,424, Character said: You look so hot,you g***t me in the moodfor take-out in bed.

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At 00:07:48,428, Character said: [ Both Moaning ]

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At 00:07:52,432, Character said: Tongue.

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At 00:07:58,438, Character said: - Ooh!- Wow!

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At 00:08:07,447, Character said: Wasn't thatcrazy Marshall Geller,

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At 00:08:09,449, Character said: the guy whoused to work in ourhigh school cafeteria?

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At 00:08:12,452, Character said: Nope. That wascrazy Marshall Geller,

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At 00:08:15,455, Character said: my new personal hero.

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At 00:08:17,457, Character said: Dude, let's bolt.

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At 00:08:19,459, Character said: Hanging aroundsome stupid baris no place to meet women.

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At 00:08:22,462, Character said: What are you talkin' about?You've been begging meto come here for months.

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At 00:08:26,466, Character said: Jerry, buddy,

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At 00:08:28,468, Character said: trust me.

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At 00:08:30,470, Character said: I have seen the light. * Come on, gettin' on down *

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At 00:08:34,474, Character said: * Get on down *

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At 00:08:36,476, Character said: * Get on, get on down *

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At 00:08:38,478, Character said: * Get on down, come on Go, go down *

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At 00:08:42,482, Character said: * Get on down *

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At 00:08:44,484, Character said: * Go, go down Get on down, come on *

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At 00:08:48,488, Character said: * Go, go down **

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At 00:08:53,493, Character said: [ Mutters ]

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At 00:09:03,503, Character said: Aw, son of a bitch! [ Horn Honks ]

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At 00:09:05,505, Character said: That was my space!F***k you!

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At 00:09:08,508, Character said: F***k you right back,buddy.Nick, back off.

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At 00:09:10,510, Character said: I don't want to seean out-of-shape slobget his butt kicked.

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At 00:09:13,513, Character said: He ain't thatout of shape.I'm talkin' about you!

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At 00:09:15,515, Character said: You break a sweatchanging your shoes.Oh, stop. B***e me!

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At 00:09:18,518, Character said: - Blow me!- Kiss my a***s!

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At 00:09:20,520, Character said: - F***k your mother!- Oh, yeah?

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At 00:09:22,522, Character said: No one would wantto f***k my mother'cause she's too ugly!

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At 00:09:25,525, Character said: Think I lost that one.Oh,...