Renegade s05e17 S***x Lies and Activewear Subtitles

00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:40,It's cheap skates. This is a hot point.
Hot point is a very reliable piece of

00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,merchandise, Russell. It's made in
America.

00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,It's g***t lousy resale value.

00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,Well, at least they sprung for these
Australian crystal doorknobs. Look at

00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:53,Russell. Gold plated. $800 for the left,
$800 for the right.

00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,Hey, Russell, can I keep this one?

00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,No, Jimmy, you cannot keep this one.

00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,It's Austrian crystal.

00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,Oh, that's very nice.

00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,Five hundred clams retailed.

00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:16,Does that mean we can get that massaging
car seat for the truck? I saw one in a

00:01:16,570 --> 00:01:20,catalog. Would you stop with the car
seat? Remember that stupid taxi driver's

00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:21,friend you wanted?

00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:22,Huh? Remember that?

00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:24,Yeah. His beads pulled my hair out.

00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:38,upside down on their mortgage, and I
happen to know that Savings West is

00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,desperate to unload it.

00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,With your finely honed taste, though, I
know you're going to notice the

00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,exquisite attention to detail.

00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,Things like the leap start light
fixtures.

00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,Get the light.

00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,Check.

00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,Imported porcelain bidet.

00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:00,Toilets. Check.

00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,And a Swedish fire oven.

00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:04,So?

00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,Taking candy from a baby.

00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:26,He was a cop and good at his job, but he
committed the ultimate sin and

00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:28,testified against other cops gone bad.

00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:32,Cops that tried to kill him, but g***t the
woman he loved instead.

00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:35,Framed for murder, now he prowls the
badlands.

00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,An outlaw hunting outlaws.

00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:39,A bounty hunter.

00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:40,A renegade.

00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,Sold on getting one of these.

00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,Better watch out. It's habit forming.

00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:20,Hey, Bobby, what's happening?

00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,Excuse me, but what are you doing with
my personal trainer?

00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,Fulfilling a fantasy. My first Harley
ride. Really?

00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:31,Why don't you go ahead and get your own
personal trainer? In fact, you already

00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,look like an after picture anyway.

00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:36,Lucky jeans and good food. What can I
say? Besides, looks aren't important.

00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,You are so right. Looks aren't
important.

00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,You know, those are exactly my same
words, sir. Because you know what really

00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,important? What?

00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:53,Cash. And Lake Bradshaw is about to rake
it in. Ladies and gentlemen, you're

00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,about to meet a marketing genius.

00:04:58,820 --> 00:04:59,Action lingerie.

00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,Action what?

00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:06,Action lingerie. It's a totally
unexploited marketing niche. You see,

00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,workout wear for the gym.

00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:13,And loungewear for the boudoir. But no
one has ever explored activewear for the

00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,bedroom.

00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:15,Maybe there's a good reason for that.

00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,Oh, ye of so little faith. I'll have you
know that a national magazine wants to

00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:24,do a full -color photo spread of our new
product. Bobby, take a reality check,

00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,okay? Uh, what national magazine?

00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:31,A major color glossy.

00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,Tops in the biz.

00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:35,Health and fitness?

00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:37,Better. Muscle?

00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:38,Shape? Better, better.

00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,What? Tell me.

00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,Playpen.

00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,Playpen? Correctamundo.

00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:48,The absolute arbiter of female
pulchritude wishes to do a layout on

00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,cleaners. Up close and personal.

00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:55,And, well, due to my brilliant
negotiating, guess what they'll be

00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:56,Action lingerie?

00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,Lake Bradshaw action lingerie. You know
what? Forget the reality check, okay?

00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,You need a full checkup.

00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,Let me get you out of here before he
gets you in body -piercing quarterly.

00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,on. Wait, wait.

00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,What's, uh, my percentage?

00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,Come on, Ponty, we're tired of nickel
-and -dime foreclosures. Give us the big

00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:19,banana.

00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,Now, this is a magnificently appointed
home in a prestige zip code.

00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,The hoolay curtain rods alone are worth
thousands.

00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:31,You'll notice it features a hot point
fridge and tankless water heater. No,

00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,I'm not going after no more water
heaters. Bat -neft in those crawl

00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,I told you that was a moth.

00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,Moths don't squeak.

00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,You see what I'm saying?

00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:45,Would you... Stop crying out loud,
Jimmy. They squeak. There wasn't a

00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,There wasn't a squeak. Forget the water
heater.

00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,All it's worth is copper salvage anyway.

00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,There's 20 grand worth of appliances in
the d***n kitchen.

00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:57,Daddy Warbucks just leaves that stuff
laying around to rust.

00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,Serves him right if it takes a walk.

00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,We're going to recycle everything,
right?

00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,Yes, we are, laddie.

00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:07,We are going to compost the whole lot of
it.

00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,And it's all going to come up green.

00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:26,Hello. Oh, I hope you're Miss Bradshaw's
partner.

00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:33,Robert Jay, six -killer, CEO of Lake
Bradshaw's Action Lingerie. Elaine

00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,photo editor of Playpen Magazine.

00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,Photo editor?

00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,Mm -hmm.

00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:42,Yes, I choose the girls for the
pictorials. I dress them, style them,

00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,them.

00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:49,I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude, but
I find that very funny only because a

00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,woman's doing that job. You know, you
think maybe a man will taste and, well,

00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,you know.

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,I know what you mean.

00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:02,You see, if most men dressed the pen
pal, all they'd ever wear would be their

00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,birthday suits and leather underwear.

00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,Besides, somebody has to chaperone the
girls on their photo shoots.

00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,And that would be the photo editor.

00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,That's right.

00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,Yes, just call me the keeper of the
candy store.

00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,This is the location that I've chosen
for the up -close and personal trainer.

00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:26,Very nice. Well, you know, I ** looking
forward to seeing my line, my creation,

00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,kind of fleshed out, so to speak.

00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,Would you like to meet them now?

00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,Well, I don't know. You know, kind of
time.

00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,Michelle!

00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,Robin!

00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,Come on, girls. There's someone I want
you to meet.

00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:46,Who's the Eagle Scout?

00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,And why is he wearing a highlighter pin?

00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:54,Robert J. Sixkiller, CEO of Lake
Bradshaw's Action Lingerie. I designed

00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,clothing that you'll be wearing
tomorrow.

00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,The Action Lingerie!

00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,You made that?

00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,Yes! I love it.

00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:02,It doesn't bind.

00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:04,It gives it all the right places.

00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:07,And I move around a lot in bed.

00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:09,Really? Mm -hmm.

00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,I'm a restless sleeper.

00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:14,So ** I. Uh, Mr. Sixkiller, how do you
like the house?

00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:18,Mr. Sixkiller?

00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:20,Sometimes I have nightmares, can't
sleep.

00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,Mr. Sixkiller?

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