Futurama S07E17 - Forty Percent Leadbelly Subtitles

At 00:00:32,949, Character said: (WHOOSHING)

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At 00:00:41,916, Character said: Planet Express Discount
Prisoner Transfer at your service.

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At 00:00:46,837, Character said: Take a good look,
Dr. Brutal off.

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At 00:00:49,131, Character said: This prison is where you'll be
spending your 300-year sentence.

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At 00:00:52,843, Character said: Yeah, until you're defrosted
and wake up refreshed,

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At 00:00:55,805, Character said: unaware of any time
having passed.

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At 00:00:58,558, Character said: (STEAM HISSES)
(EXCLAIMS)

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At 00:00:59,892, Character said: He heard you!

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At 00:01:00,977, Character said: Oh, please. It's probably just
the carbonite thawing slightly.

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At 00:01:04,647, Character said: Take him down to processing
while I stay here and get hooted at.

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At 00:01:11,654, Character said: Ooh, yeah, baby!

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At 00:01:13,531, Character said: Oh, stop.

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At 00:01:20,580, Character said: Fry, look!

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At 00:01:21,664, Character said: That's Silicon Red, the
universe's greatest folk singer!

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At 00:01:25,167, Character said: There's your wallet,
your guitar, and your gun.

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At 00:01:28,963, Character said: You're free to go.

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At 00:01:30,506, Character said: Ah! Still cocked.

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At 00:01:33,092, Character said: So, he's a folk singer.
So what?

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At 00:01:34,844, Character said: So what?

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At 00:01:36,262, Character said: Have you forgotten my lifelong
dream of being a folk singer?

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At 00:01:39,390, Character said: Because I sure have
until right now.

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At 00:01:41,183, Character said: Silicon Red! Silicon
Red! (PANTING)

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At 00:01:44,145, Character said: Hey,
I have a lifelong dream, too.

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At 00:01:46,397, Character said: Of not being left alone
with a frozen super-villain.

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At 00:01:49,066, Character said: (STEAM HISSES)
(EXCLAIMS)

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At 00:01:50,192, Character said: Don't try anything,
Dr. Brutal off! I know karate.

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At 00:01:54,322, Character said: (EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

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At 00:01:56,490, Character said: (GUITAR STRUMMING)

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At 00:01:57,867, Character said: (SINGING) Then I shot him and
stabbed him and stole all his gold

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At 00:02:02,371, Character said: And [ tried on his face
while his body turned cold

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At 00:02:07,251, Character said: Lovely. Just lovely.

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At 00:02:10,379, Character said: New topic.
Can I have your autograph,

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At 00:02:12,256, Character said: and also you tell me everything
you know about folk singing,

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At 00:02:14,634, Character said: and I'll take
your guitar, too?

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At 00:02:16,218, Character said: Old Salmonella? Son, I
ought to kill you for asking.

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At 00:02:19,847, Character said: We met doing hard time on
a Mississippi chain gang.

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At 00:02:22,892, Character said: And she'd been with me
through 30-odd convictions.

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At 00:02:25,227, Character said: Thirty? You must be quite
a bungling lowlife.

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At 00:02:28,564, Character said: Anyhow, about the guitar.

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At 00:02:30,983, Character said: (GUN COCKS)

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At 00:02:32,068, Character said: Aw, come on! I can't be a famous
folk singer without a cool guitar.

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At 00:02:36,197, Character said: Can I at least get a photo?

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At 00:02:37,907, Character said: And before you answer that...
(CAMERA CLICKS)

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At 00:02:39,909, Character said: (CHUCKLING)

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At 00:02:40,993, Character said: Now I'll just have someone
duplicate your guitar.

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At 00:02:43,496, Character said: Thanks, sucker.

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At 00:02:44,580, Character said: (LAUGHS) You're
the sucker, sucker.

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At 00:02:47,750, Character said: See, with all Salmonella
and me been through,

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At 00:02:49,251, Character said: her sound is unique.

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At 00:02:50,920, Character said: All your fancy technology will
never be able to copy this guitar.

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At 00:02:55,174, Character said: Using my fancy technology, I can
make an exact copy of this guitar.

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At 00:02:59,637, Character said: Tell me, Dr. Beeler.
Will I need to threaten you?

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At 00:03:02,181, Character said: Not at all.

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At 00:03:03,265, Character said: You see, nowadays we can take
a unique and beautiful object,

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At 00:03:06,185, Character said: and easily reduce it to a
formula for mass production.

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At 00:03:09,438, Character said: I call the process "science."

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At 00:03:12,108, Character said: I'll just need to locate that
guitar image on your file system.

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At 00:03:17,738, Character said: (GIGGLING)
(ELECTRONIC CHIMING)

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At 00:03:23,786, Character said: Whoa, that's a lot of p***n.
Where'd you store the guitar picture?

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At 00:03:27,832, Character said: I don't know.
I mainly hang out in here.

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At 00:03:34,755, Character said: Ah-ha!
Your folk singing folder.

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At 00:03:37,466, Character said: I'll just double-kick
on that. (GRUNTS)

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At 00:03:41,220, Character said: G***t it.

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At 00:03:42,304, Character said: Now I'll convert that guitar
image to a wire-frame model.

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At 00:03:45,933, Character said: There, like so.

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At 00:03:47,476, Character said: And send it wirelessly
to my 3-D printer.

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At 00:03:51,647, Character said: (BEEPING)

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At 00:03:54,400, Character said: (HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)

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At 00:04:01,824, Character said: By laying down layer
after layer of nano-plastic,

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At 00:04:05,202, Character said: it can turn your wildest
dreams into ordinary reality.

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At 00:04:08,914, Character said: Witchcraft! Sorcerer!

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At 00:04:10,875, Character said: Neat.

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At 00:04:13,127, Character said: So, how long will it take?

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At 00:04:14,503, Character said: Four or five hours.

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At 00:04:16,005, Character said: Shall we adjourn
to the p***n folder?

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At 00:04:25,181, Character said: I call my new guitar
Bender Mae

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At 00:04:27,933, Character said: because Bender may be the
greatest folk singer of all time!

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At 00:04:31,395, Character said: It looks pretty authentic.

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At 00:04:32,855, Character said: You bet it's authentic.
See this scratch?

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At 00:04:35,399, Character said: I tell people she g***t it
while I was doing hard time

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At 00:04:37,693, Character said: with a New Hampshire
chain gang.

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At 00:04:39,069, Character said: FRY: I have a scratch, too.

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At 00:04:40,613, Character said: From where Dr. Brutal off
slashed me with his finger knives,

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At 00:04:43,657, Character said: right after he thawed
out of his carbonite,

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At 00:04:45,618, Character said: and right before he
froze me in his carbonite

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At 00:04:48,204, Character said: because you deserted me.

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At 00:04:53,584, Character said: (GROANS)

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At 00:04:55,169, Character said: You're always getting frozen
in stuff. It's your thing, man.

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At 00:04:58,547, Character said: Bender, you're not a folk singer
just 'cause you have a guitar.

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At 00:05:01,759, Character said: And a flannel shirt.

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At 00:05:03,552, Character said: I claim I won it in a
knife fight at J. Crew.

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At 00:05:06,180, Character said: It must be interesting
to win a knife fight.

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At 00:05:08,933, Character said: I wouldn't know.

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At 00:05:10,434, Character said: The point is, do you even
know any actual folk songs?

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At 00:05:13,896, Character said: Pfft! Actual folk songs
are all public domain.

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At 00:05:16,857, Character said: Where's the money in that?
I'll just make up my own.

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At 00:05:19,401, Character said: But, robot, you can't
just make up folk songs

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At 00:05:22,112, Character said: like you can
a medical diploma.

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At 00:05:24,073, Character said: They have to
come from the heart.

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At 00:05:25,908, Character said: Wrong again, ZOIDBERG.

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At 00:05:27,743, Character said: While you were yakking,
I downloaded

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At 00:05:29,537, Character said: every folk song
in the universe

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At 00:05:31,247, Character said: and analyzed them.

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At 00:05:32,373, Character said: There are only
a few basic patterns.

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At 00:05:35,292, Character said: For example, 36% of all
folk-song heroes work on a railroad

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At 00:05:39,505, Character said: and are named "Big" something.

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At 00:05:41,090, Character said: Next slide, please.

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At 00:05:43,717, Character said: 75% of these big railroad men
have bad-hearted women

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At 00:05:47,263, Character said: who done them wrong, usually
with a smooth-talking rambler.

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At 00:05:51,475, Character said: There's a lot more,
but in the end,

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At 00:05:53,269, Character said: somebody kills somebody...
Blah, blah, blah.

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At 00:05:55,312, Character said: (SINGING) Somebody kills
somebody Blah, blah, blah

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At 00:05:59,108, Character said: Catchy!

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At 00:06:00,150, Character said: Not what I meant, but don't
perform it without my permission!

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At 00:06:02,611, Character said: Anyway,

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At 00:06:03,696, Character said: using this simple formula,
I can generate

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At 00:06:05,865, Character said: as many hit folk songs
as I want.

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At 00:06:07,950, Character said: All I need is an audience.

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At 00:06:09,451, Character said: And that's where
Silicon Red comes in.

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At 00:06:18,836, Character said: (COUGHING)

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At 00:06:20,045, Character said: Man, all this corncob pipe
smoke is irritating my stab wounds.

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At 00:06:24,300, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm proud to present,

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At 00:06:27,553, Character said: fresh from another down-home
authentic prison term,

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At 00:06:31,223, Character said: the universe's
greatest folk singer,

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At 00:06:33,893, Character said: Silicon Red!

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At 00:06:36,228, Character said: (APPLAUSE)

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At 00:06:38,063, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:06:39,481, Character said: (STRUMS GUITAR)

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At 00:06:42,151, Character said: Silicon Red, everyone.

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At 00:06:46,488, Character said: (SILICON RED GRUNTS)

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At 00:06:48,198, Character said: I'm Rambling' Rodriguez, the
new greatest folk singer ever.

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