Futurama S07E17 - Forty Percent Leadbelly Subtitles

00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,(WHOOSHING)

00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:45,Planet Express Discount
Prisoner Transfer at your service.

00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:49,Take a good look,
Dr. Brutal off.

00:00:49,131 --> 00:00:52,This prison is where you'll be
spending your 300-year sentence.

00:00:52,843 --> 00:00:55,Yeah, until you're defrosted
and wake up refreshed,

00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,unaware of any time
having passed.

00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,(STEAM HISSES)
(EXCLAIMS)

00:00:59,892 --> 00:01:00,He heard you!

00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:04,Oh, please. It's probably just
the carbonite thawing slightly.

00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,Take him down to processing
while I stay here and get hooted at.

00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,Ooh, yeah, baby!

00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,Oh, stop.

00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:21,Fry, look!

00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,That's Silicon Red, the
universe's greatest folk singer!

00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:28,There's your wallet,
your guitar, and your gun.

00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,You're free to go.

00:01:30,506 --> 00:01:32,Ah! Still cocked.

00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:34,So, he's a folk singer.
So what?

00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,So what?

00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,Have you forgotten my lifelong
dream of being a folk singer?

00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,Because I sure have
until right now.

00:01:41,183 --> 00:01:43,Silicon Red! Silicon
Red! (PANTING)

00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,Hey,
I have a lifelong dream, too.

00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,Of not being left alone
with a frozen super-villain.

00:01:49,066 --> 00:01:50,(STEAM HISSES)
(EXCLAIMS)

00:01:50,192 --> 00:01:53,Don't try anything,
Dr. Brutal off! I know karate.

00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:55,(EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)

00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:57,(GUITAR STRUMMING)

00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:02,(SINGING) Then I shot him and
stabbed him and stole all his gold

00:02:02,371 --> 00:02:06,And [ tried on his face
while his body turned cold

00:02:07,251 --> 00:02:10,Lovely. Just lovely.

00:02:10,379 --> 00:02:12,New topic.
Can I have your autograph,

00:02:12,256 --> 00:02:14,and also you tell me everything
you know about folk singing,

00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,and I'll take
your guitar, too?

00:02:16,218 --> 00:02:19,Old Salmonella? Son, I
ought to kill you for asking.

00:02:19,847 --> 00:02:22,We met doing hard time on
a Mississippi chain gang.

00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,And she'd been with me
through 30-odd convictions.

00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:28,Thirty? You must be quite
a bungling lowlife.

00:02:28,564 --> 00:02:30,Anyhow, about the guitar.

00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:31,(GUN COCKS)

00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:36,Aw, come on! I can't be a famous
folk singer without a cool guitar.

00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:37,Can I at least get a photo?

00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,And before you answer that...
(CAMERA CLICKS)

00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:40,(CHUCKLING)

00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:43,Now I'll just have someone
duplicate your guitar.

00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,Thanks, sucker.

00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:47,(LAUGHS) You're
the sucker, sucker.

00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,See, with all Salmonella
and me been through,

00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:50,her sound is unique.

00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,All your fancy technology will
never be able to copy this guitar.

00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:59,Using my fancy technology, I can
make an exact copy of this guitar.

00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,Tell me, Dr. Beeler.
Will I need to threaten you?

00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:03,Not at all.

00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:06,You see, nowadays we can take
a unique and beautiful object,

00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:09,and easily reduce it to a
formula for mass production.

00:03:09,438 --> 00:03:11,I call the process "science."

00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,I'll just need to locate that
guitar image on your file system.

00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:19,(GIGGLING)
(ELECTRONIC CHIMING)

00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,Whoa, that's a lot of p***n.
Where'd you store the guitar picture?

00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,I don't know.
I mainly hang out in here.

00:03:34,755 --> 00:03:37,Ah-ha!
Your folk singing folder.

00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:40,I'll just double-kick
on that. (GRUNTS)

00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,G***t it.

00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:45,Now I'll convert that guitar
image to a wire-frame model.

00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,There, like so.

00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:50,And send it wirelessly
to my 3-D printer.

00:03:51,647 --> 00:03:52,(BEEPING)

00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,(HIGH-PITCHED BEEPING)

00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:05,By laying down layer
after layer of nano-plastic,

00:04:05,202 --> 00:04:08,it can turn your wildest
dreams into ordinary reality.

00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,Witchcraft! Sorcerer!

00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,Neat.

00:04:13,127 --> 00:04:14,So, how long will it take?

00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:15,Four or five hours.

00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,Shall we adjourn
to the p***n folder?

00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,I call my new guitar
Bender Mae

00:04:27,933 --> 00:04:31,because Bender may be the
greatest folk singer of all time!

00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:32,It looks pretty authentic.

00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,You bet it's authentic.
See this scratch?

00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:37,I tell people she g***t it
while I was doing hard time

00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:38,with a New Hampshire
chain gang.

00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:40,FRY: I have a scratch, too.

00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:43,From where Dr. Brutal off
slashed me with his finger knives,

00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:45,right after he thawed
out of his carbonite,

00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:48,and right before he
froze me in his carbonite

00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,because you deserted me.

00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:54,(GROANS)

00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:58,You're always getting frozen
in stuff. It's your thing, man.

00:04:58,547 --> 00:05:01,Bender, you're not a folk singer
just 'cause you have a guitar.

00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,And a flannel shirt.

00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:06,I claim I won it in a
knife fight at J. Crew.

00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,It must be interesting
to win a knife fight.

00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,I wouldn't know.

00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,The point is, do you even
know any actual folk songs?

00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,Pfft! Actual folk songs
are all public domain.

00:05:16,857 --> 00:05:19,Where's the money in that?
I'll just make up my own.

00:05:19,401 --> 00:05:22,But, robot, you can't
just make up folk songs

00:05:22,112 --> 00:05:23,like you can
a medical diploma.

00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,They have to
come from the heart.

00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,Wrong again, ZOIDBERG.

00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:29,While you were yakking,
I downloaded

00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,every folk song
in the universe

00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,and analyzed them.

00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:33,There are only
a few basic patterns.

00:05:35,292 --> 00:05:39,For example, 36% of all
folk-song heroes work on a railroad

00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,and are named "Big" something.

00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,Next slide, please.

00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:47,75% of these big railroad men
have bad-hearted women

00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:50,who done them wrong, usually
with a smooth-talking rambler.

00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:53,There's a lot more,
but in the end,

00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,somebody kills somebody...
Blah, blah, blah.

00:05:55,312 --> 00:05:58,(SINGING) Somebody kills
somebody Blah, blah, blah

00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:00,Catchy!

00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,Not what I meant, but don't
perform it without my permission!

00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:03,Anyway,

00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,using this simple formula,
I can generate

00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,as many hit folk songs
as I want.

00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,All I need is an audience.

00:06:09,451 --> 00:06:12,And that's where
Silicon Red comes in.

00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:19,(COUGHING)

00:06:20,045 --> 00:06:24,Man, all this corncob pipe
smoke is irritating my stab wounds.

00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm proud to present,

00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:31,fresh from another down-home
authentic prison term,

00:06:31,223 --> 00:06:33,the universe's
greatest folk singer,

00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,Silicon Red!

00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:37,(APPLAUSE)

00:06:38,063 --> 00:06:39,Thank you.

00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:40,(STRUMS GUITAR)

00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,Silicon Red, everyone.

00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:47,(SILICON RED GRUNTS)

00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:51,I'm Rambling' Rodriguez, the
new greatest folk singer ever.

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