Futurama S07E18 - The Inhuman Torch Subtitles

At 00:00:33,324, Character said: (CREAKING)

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At 00:00:41,582, Character said: They said it
couldn't be done, Kif,

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At 00:00:43,793, Character said: but here we are, stealing an unlimited
supply of birthday grade helium

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At 00:00:47,838, Character said: from the unsuspecting moon.
Sun.

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At 00:00:50,716, Character said: At night it's called
the moon.

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At 00:00:52,718, Character said: Ugh! All this heat
has rendered me parched.

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At 00:00:56,055, Character said: Which of these doo-whackies
dispenses horchata.

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At 00:00:58,891, Character said: Stop! That's the force field
holding the mine open!

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At 00:01:04,897, Character said: (EXPLOSION)
(BOTH SCREAMING)

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At 00:01:07,149, Character said: Mine collapse! Mine
collapse! (ALARM BLARING)

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At 00:01:09,860, Character said: So? Mine collapse, too.

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At 00:01:12,488, Character said: (KIF GROANS)

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At 00:01:13,906, Character said: (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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At 00:01:17,493, Character said: Fifteen miners are now
confirmed trapped in the sun.

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At 00:01:20,621, Character said: If rescue doesn't
come soon,

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At 00:01:22,498, Character said: they may never again
not see the light of day.

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At 00:01:25,418, Character said: Linda?
(LAUGHS)

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At 00:01:28,129, Character said: The situation is grim,
Morbo.

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At 00:01:30,172, Character said: Officials concede
that any attempt at rescue

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At 00:01:32,550, Character said: would be an agonizing
suicide mission.

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At 00:01:35,678, Character said: Good news, everyone!

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At 00:01:37,805, Character said: Ugh!

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At 00:01:38,889, Character said: When the mine caved in,

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At 00:01:40,600, Character said: the entrance was blocked
by a fusion explosion.

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At 00:01:43,728, Character said: Luckily, the miners found safe
haven here in the doom chamber.

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At 00:01:48,858, Character said: To rescue them, you'll
simply have to fly to the sun

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At 00:01:52,153, Character said: and march in through
an inferno of molten plasma.

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At 00:01:55,740, Character said: But solar plasma is,
like, 10,000 degrees hot.

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At 00:01:58,826, Character said: Won't that sear our tender
flesh, sealing in the juices?

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At 00:02:02,204, Character said: Oh, nonsense.

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At 00:02:03,664, Character said: You clearly weren't paying
attention to what I'm about to say.

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At 00:02:07,043, Character said: To the sub-basement!

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At 00:02:12,214, Character said: You see, you'll be protected
by my fermion barrier

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At 00:02:15,134, Character said: heat-exclusion spray.

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At 00:02:18,054, Character said: Watch as I demonstrate
by coating

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At 00:02:20,097, Character said: some highly delicate matter,
and dunking it into this molten lava.

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At 00:02:25,478, Character said: (SCREAMING)

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At 00:02:27,563, Character said: (ALL GASP)

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At 00:02:34,153, Character said: Guess what? Hell is real.

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At 00:02:36,280, Character said: Oh, good, it works.

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At 00:02:38,032, Character said: Toodle-oo! (SLURPS)

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At 00:02:56,509, Character said: Prepare for action.

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At 00:02:57,885, Character said: Aye-aye.

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At 00:03:08,104, Character said: (ALL SCREAMING)

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At 00:03:10,147, Character said: Attention,
helium miners.

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At 00:03:12,942, Character said: Can you hear me?

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At 00:03:14,485, Character said: MINER 1: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
For God's sake, help us!

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At 00:03:16,404, Character said: MINER 2: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
We're in agonizing pain!

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At 00:03:18,989, Character said: (ALL SNICKERING)

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At 00:03:20,616, Character said: (WHISPERS) Stop laughing.

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At 00:03:22,076, Character said: Help is on the way!

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At 00:03:24,453, Character said: In the meantime,
you should sing

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At 00:03:26,205, Character said: a song to keep
your spirits up.

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At 00:03:28,040, Character said: How about
Camptown Races?

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At 00:03:30,751, Character said: MINERS: (SINGING IN HIGH PITCH)
The Camptown ladies sing this song

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At 00:03:33,003, Character said: Doo-da, Doo-da

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At 00:03:35,339, Character said: (CHUCKLING)

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At 00:03:37,133, Character said: (LAUGHS) Let's do this.

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At 00:03:41,137, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:03:43,305, Character said: I'll stay here and be
in charge of not dying.

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At 00:03:53,524, Character said: Razzma flazzma plasma.

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At 00:03:55,651, Character said: We must be close.

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At 00:03:56,694, Character said: We're hitting an occasional
(SQUEAKY VOICE) helium pocket.

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At 00:03:59,238, Character said: (LOUD RUMBLING)

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At 00:04:00,489, Character said: (ALL EXCLAIMING)

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At 00:04:02,658, Character said: We don't have much time!
Keep moving forward!

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At 00:04:05,494, Character said: Screw that!
I'm getting out of here.

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At 00:04:07,872, Character said: (SCATTING)

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At 00:04:12,418, Character said: Just one more fire between me
and a well-earned nap.

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At 00:04:18,340, Character said: (YELLING)

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At 00:04:21,385, Character said: What a dramatic
scene, Linda.

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At 00:04:23,596, Character said: The heroic robot, with no
concern for his own safety,

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At 00:04:27,141, Character said: has bravely charged
back into the mine.

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At 00:04:30,019, Character said: What else is on?
(SWITCHES TV CHANNEL)

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At 00:04:33,689, Character said: (GRUNTS)

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At 00:04:37,026, Character said: (BENDER YELLING)
(BOTH GASPING)

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At 00:04:40,488, Character said: (BENDER CONTINUES YELLING)

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At 00:04:41,864, Character said: (ALL EXCLAIMING)

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At 00:04:45,242, Character said: Phew! It is ripe in here.

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At 00:04:48,037, Character said: Well, so long, jerks.

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At 00:04:52,625, Character said: We are now in minute five of
our round-the-clock coverage

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At 00:04:55,544, Character said: as we await the return
of the courageous robot.

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At 00:04:58,756, Character said: (YELLING)

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At 00:05:01,217, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:05:04,678, Character said: What the... How'd that
get in there? (PANTING)

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At 00:05:07,556, Character said: Thank you. Thank you, sir.
You're a true hero.

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At 00:05:11,060, Character said: I **? Huh!

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At 00:05:12,686, Character said: I always strongly suspected
I was one of those.

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At 00:05:15,606, Character said: One man is safe.

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At 00:05:17,274, Character said: But who will
the robot pull next

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At 00:05:18,984, Character said: from the fiery
hole of mystery?

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At 00:05:20,778, Character said: An actress?
A celebrity chef?

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At 00:05:23,072, Character said: Stay tuned for
the next 14 rescues.

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At 00:05:26,367, Character said: Fourteen? (GROANS)

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At 00:05:44,426, Character said: (MINER GRUNTS)

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At 00:05:47,555, Character said: (ALL CHEERING)

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At 00:05:49,598, Character said: And that's the final miner!
They all made it!

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At 00:05:52,685, Character said: (SNIFFLES) Morbo
is not weeping.

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At 00:05:55,104, Character said: He has a parasite
in his eye.

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At 00:05:59,483, Character said: Whoo! I'm the greatest!

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At 00:06:08,075, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
we're here today to pay tribute

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At 00:06:11,453, Character said: to the heroic
Planet Express crew!

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At 00:06:14,123, Character said: But we only
have the one medal.

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At 00:06:16,000, Character said: So please direct all your
admiration to the main guy,

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At 00:06:18,794, Character said: Bender!

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At 00:06:20,170, Character said: (ALL CHEERING)

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At 00:06:21,297, Character said: Now, you two step aside.

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At 00:06:25,467, Character said: (CROWD CHEERING)

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At 00:06:28,470, Character said: Hey, being a hero's all right.

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At 00:06:30,347, Character said: Look at all this free stuff.

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At 00:06:31,974, Character said: Oh, my God, you guys, fire!
Firel

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At 00:06:35,853, Character said: (CROWD EXCLAIMING)

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At 00:06:38,772, Character said: My baby's in that podium!

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At 00:06:40,691, Character said: Somebody call
the fire department!

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At 00:06:42,902, Character said: There is no fire department. I
sold it to pay for Bender's medal.

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At 00:06:46,155, Character said: Hold this,
your highness.

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At 00:06:47,531, Character said: You'll need to award it
to me again in a minute.

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At 00:06:54,830, Character said: (BABY CHUCKLING)

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At 00:06:55,915, Character said: (CROWD CHEERING)

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At 00:07:00,836, Character said: These boys must have
hero in their bones.

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At 00:07:03,839, Character said: And you, ma'**, must
have heroine IN your veins.

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At 00:07:07,051, Character said: I hereby decree
Planet Express to be

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At 00:07:09,428, Character said: our city's new
fire department!

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At 00:07:12,681, Character said: B***e my shiny metal ax!

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At 00:07:14,850, Character said: (CROWD CHEERING)

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At 00:07:17,811, Character said: And you,
give me back my medal.

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At 00:07:35,037, Character said: Friends,
look at these new poles.

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At 00:07:37,539, Character said: Get ready for
one s***y firehouse.

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At 00:07:40,960, Character said: ZOIDBERG, quit turning us on
and go polish your nozzle.

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At 00:07:44,546, Character said: Yo! Hero in the house.

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At 00:07:46,715, Character said: I just g***t back from
my daily medal strut.

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At 00:07:49,551, Character said: (BLARING)

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At 00:07:51,762, Character said: What's that?
Did they pick a new Pope?

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At 00:07:54,014, Character said: Good news, everyone!
Someone's home is on fire.

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At 00:07:58,018, Character said: (ALL CHEERING)

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At 00:07:59,728, Character said: (SIREN WAILING)

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At 00:08:28,090, Character said: (PANTING)

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At 00:08:33,137, Character said: (CHUCKLING)

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At 00:08:51,155, Character said: (GROANS) I'm exhausted.

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At 00:08:53,198, Character said: All this firefighting
is murder on my feet.

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At 00:08:57,995, Character said: There has been quite
a rash of fires lately.

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At 00:09:00,456, Character said: First at the podium
where Bender g***t his medal....