Vegas.Vacation.1997.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

At 00:00:05,000, Character said: Greetings from Martin's Comedy Movies

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At 00:01:48,920, Character said: Hi, honey.

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At 00:01:50,980, Character said: Smells good.

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At 00:01:52,590, Character said: - Can I have...
- Don't, don't!

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At 00:01:54,690, Character said: Come in here and gather around!

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At 00:01:57,590, Character said: - I must show you something!
- My new car?

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At 00:02:00,090, Character said: Keep dreaming.

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At 00:02:01,530, Character said: Here, eat these.

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At 00:02:07,370, Character said: - They're chocolate chip.
- They're delicious.

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At 00:02:09,770, Character said: They're 4 years old.

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At 00:02:16,040, Character said: Anyone for milk?

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At 00:02:17,780, Character said: 8 years old.

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At 00:02:20,210, Character said: It's my long-life food preservative.
It's been approved!

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At 00:02:23,650, Character said: I g***t my big bonus!

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At 00:02:27,490, Character said: - Congratulations.
- Isn't it great?

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At 00:02:30,760, Character said: And...

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At 00:02:31,990, Character said: ...that's not all.

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At 00:02:33,490, Character said: Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like...

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At 00:02:35,330, Character said: ...Clark Griswold deserves days off.

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At 00:02:37,760, Character said: And Clark Griswold thinks he should
take those days off and...

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At 00:02:41,670, Character said: ...take his family on a fabulous
vacation to...

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At 00:02:46,110, Character said: ...fantastic Las Vegas!

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At 00:02:52,180, Character said: There's nothing to do there.

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At 00:02:54,780, Character said: Clark, I don't think that Las Vegas
is the kind of place you take a family.

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At 00:03:00,050, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:03:01,690, Character said: Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.

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At 00:03:04,190, Character said: It's the No 1 family
destination in America.

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At 00:03:08,500, Character said: I'm not going.
The people there are so phony.

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At 00:03:11,600, Character said: Is there legalized prostitution?

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At 00:03:13,600, Character said: Not within the city limits.

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At 00:03:15,340, Character said: But there is...

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At 00:03:17,270, Character said: ...first-class entertainment,
beautiful scenery...

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At 00:03:21,170, Character said: ...and all the shrimp cocktail
you can eat.

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At 00:03:26,680, Character said: Listen, everybody...

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At 00:03:27,950, Character said: ...how many more chances will we get
to do something as a family?

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At 00:03:31,950, Character said: Ellen and I are always working.

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At 00:03:34,620, Character said: And you guys are growing up so fast
I hardly recognize you anymore.

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At 00:03:41,860, Character said: Okay. There's one more reason
why you should all go.

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At 00:03:49,040, Character said: I'm remarrying your mom...

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At 00:03:51,370, Character said: ...if she'll have me.

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At 00:03:54,040, Character said: Really, Sparky?

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At 00:03:56,640, Character said: What do you say? My 20th anniversary.
I could use a best man.

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At 00:04:00,880, Character said: Have a bridesmaid in mind?

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At 00:04:02,980, Character said: - How about Audrey?
- Audrey who?

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At 00:04:05,390, Character said: Dad!

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At 00:04:06,390, Character said: What do you say? Let's do it!

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At 00:04:08,390, Character said: I think this is going to be
the greatest vacation ever.

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At 00:04:28,510, Character said: You know you look really
beautiful right now?

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At 00:04:38,250, Character said: You know, honey...

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At 00:04:40,190, Character said: ...the guys at work tell me there's
this club we can join if we...

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At 00:04:44,520, Character said: ...meet in the bathroom.

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At 00:04:47,690, Character said: Clark, are you serious?

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At 00:04:50,400, Character said: You love me, don't you?

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At 00:04:52,230, Character said: I do, but here?

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At 00:04:54,130, Character said: Now?

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At 00:04:55,970, Character said: We've been married 20 years.

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At 00:05:00,310, Character said: How do we do it?

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At 00:05:02,080, Character said: Go first, I'll be behind you.

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At 00:05:08,580, Character said: Are you okay? You look red.

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At 00:05:10,250, Character said: Just going to the restroom.

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At 00:05:24,930, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:05:26,430, Character said: Where're you going?

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At 00:05:29,600, Character said: Your mother's g***t something in her eye.
I'm going to...

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At 00:05:32,770, Character said: ...help her get it out.

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At 00:06:19,820, Character said: Maybe we should...

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At 00:06:21,990, Character said: ...join...

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At 00:06:23,390, Character said: ...some other kind of club.

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At 00:06:26,560, Character said: I just want time with you.

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At 00:06:29,730, Character said: I just think there's...

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At 00:06:32,830, Character said: ...a better time...
- This will be our best one.

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At 00:06:37,900, Character said: Foot, foot!

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At 00:06:39,170, Character said: I g***t it. I g***t it.

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At 00:06:44,410, Character said: I'll never fly again.

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At 00:06:46,350, Character said: The pilot was helpful.

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At 00:06:48,180, Character said: The whole plane applauded.

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At 00:06:50,020, Character said: You two use these bathrooms,
we'll wait.

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At 00:06:53,350, Character said: Is this ours?

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At 00:06:56,690, Character said: We're the Griswolds.

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At 00:06:58,530, Character said: Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude.

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At 00:07:01,530, Character said: - I'm sorry.
- No problem.

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At 00:07:02,930, Character said: Come this way, please.

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At 00:07:04,700, Character said: This is it. This is it.

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At 00:07:15,210, Character said: Look at this.

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At 00:07:37,700, Character said: Wayne Newton.

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At 00:08:08,190, Character said: It's beautiful!

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At 00:08:12,730, Character said: You must see this.

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At 00:08:21,910, Character said: Daddy!

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At 00:08:24,080, Character said: Help!

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At 00:08:25,080, Character said: I'm stuck!

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At 00:08:28,580, Character said: Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

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At 00:08:46,330, Character said: Look! I think you'll want to see this!

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At 00:09:09,790, Character said: Is this it?

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At 00:09:11,290, Character said: Welcome to the fabulous Mirage.

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At 00:09:17,630, Character said: Don't worry,
it won't leave a permanent line.

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At 00:09:21,970, Character said: Come on, there's a lot to do.

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At 00:09:24,640, Character said: There's a lot to do.

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At 00:09:32,310, Character said: Welcome. Your credit card.

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At 00:09:34,380, Character said: Yes, indeed.

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At 00:09:35,480, Character said: Griswold, four.

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At 00:09:36,880, Character said: We have an excellent
dry-cleaning service.

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At 00:09:40,550, Character said: It's a birthmark.

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At 00:09:45,490, Character said: To get to your room,
go through the casino, veer to the left.

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At 00:09:49,560, Character said: Take a right at the first palm tree.
You'll see a group of blackjack tables.

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At 00:09:54,400, Character said: Not baccarat, not craps. Blackjack.

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At 00:09:56,570, Character said: Turn right and wind around left.

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At 00:09:59,010, Character said: If you get to the pool,
you've gone too far.

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At 00:10:01,570, Character said: You'll see elevators.
They aren't yours, stay away from them.

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At 00:10:05,850, Character said: Keep walking, you'll see
more elevators, the gold ones.

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At 00:10:09,250, Character said: Those are yours. Go to the 10th floor.

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At 00:10:11,520, Character said: You'll find your room.

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At 00:10:14,690, Character said: Any questions?

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At 00:10:17,860, Character said: No, not really.

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At 00:10:20,260, Character said: Russ!

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At 00:10:21,760, Character said: Did you get that?

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At 00:10:24,860, Character said: Well, let's go then. Thanks.

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At 00:10:30,770, Character said: Good luck!

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At 00:10:44,280, Character said: What's this?

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At 00:10:48,790, Character said: Look at these people. Blinded
by glitter and the mighty dollar.

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At 00:11:17,420, Character said: The elevators are there.

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At 00:11:19,120, Character said: Hold on, honey.

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At 00:11:20,950, Character said: They always put the machines
that pay the most in front.

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At 00:11:25,120, Character said: $5?

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At 00:11:26,530, Character said: Here we go!

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At 00:11:36,840, Character said: You see, Las Vegas is already
bringing us closer together.

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At 00:11:41,940, Character said: Let's go to the room.

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At 00:11:47,110, Character said: Honey, call up the kids.

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At 00:11:49,520, Character said: See how they like this.

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At 00:11:56,360, Character said: Rusty and Audrey Griswold, please.

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At 00:12:09,470, Character said: We're right next door.
Can't we get our own rooms?

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At 00:12:12,140, Character said: Please don't spoil your daddy's fun.

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At 00:12:14,710, Character said: Dad, we're too old for this.

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At 00:12:21,880, Character said: Sit down.

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At 00:12:24,550, Character said: Kids...

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At 00:12:26,050, Character said: ...remember when you were babies?

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At 00:12:30,220, Character said: It was a wonderful time.

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At 00:12:33,390, Character said: We had your cribs right in our room.

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At 00:12:35,060, Character said: We'd wrap you up in little blankets.

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At 00:12:37,900, Character said: And roll you back and forth
across the bed into each other.

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At 00:12:43,240, Character said: Those days...

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At 00:12:44,400, Character said: ...they're almost over.

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At 00:12:48,810, Character said: So...

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At 00:12:50,480, Character said: To close out that one chapter,
I g***t tickets to Siegfried and Roy.

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At 00:12:55,580, Character said: Best show on the planet.

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At 00:12:57,180, Character said: Masters of the impossible.

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At 00:12:59,690, Character said: We're going because
we're the Griswolds!

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At 00:13:02,520, Character said: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket
and roll me...