Vegas.Vacation.1997.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,Greetings from Martin's Comedy Movies

00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,Hi, honey.

00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,Smells good.

00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,- Can I have...
- Don't, don't!

00:01:54,690 --> 00:01:56,Come in here and gather around!

00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:59,- I must show you something!
- My new car?

00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:01,Keep dreaming.

00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,Here, eat these.

00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,- They're chocolate chip.
- They're delicious.

00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:10,They're 4 years old.

00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,Anyone for milk?

00:02:17,780 --> 00:02:19,8 years old.

00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:23,It's my long-life food preservative.
It's been approved!

00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,I g***t my big bonus!

00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:29,- Congratulations.
- Isn't it great?

00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,And...

00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:33,...that's not all.

00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:35,Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like...

00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:37,...Clark Griswold deserves days off.

00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,And Clark Griswold thinks he should
take those days off and...

00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:44,...take his family on a fabulous
vacation to...

00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:48,...fantastic Las Vegas!

00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:54,There's nothing to do there.

00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:59,Clark, I don't think that Las Vegas
is the kind of place you take a family.

00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,Oh, come on.

00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.

00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:07,It's the No 1 family
destination in America.

00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:11,I'm not going.
The people there are so phony.

00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,Is there legalized prostitution?

00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,Not within the city limits.

00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,But there is...

00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:20,...first-class entertainment,
beautiful scenery...

00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:24,...and all the shrimp cocktail
you can eat.

00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,Listen, everybody...

00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,...how many more chances will we get
to do something as a family?

00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,Ellen and I are always working.

00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:39,And you guys are growing up so fast
I hardly recognize you anymore.

00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:45,Okay. There's one more reason
why you should all go.

00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,I'm remarrying your mom...

00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:52,...if she'll have me.

00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,Really, Sparky?

00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,What do you say? My 20th anniversary.
I could use a best man.

00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,Have a bridesmaid in mind?

00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:04,- How about Audrey?
- Audrey who?

00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,Dad!

00:04:06,390 --> 00:04:08,What do you say? Let's do it!

00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:11,I think this is going to be
the greatest vacation ever.

00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:31,You know you look really
beautiful right now?

00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,You know, honey...

00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:43,...the guys at work tell me there's
this club we can join if we...

00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:45,...meet in the bathroom.

00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:50,Clark, are you serious?

00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,You love me, don't you?

00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,I do, but here?

00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:55,Now?

00:04:55,970 --> 00:04:58,We've been married 20 years.

00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,How do we do it?

00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:04,Go first, I'll be behind you.

00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,Are you okay? You look red.

00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,Just going to the restroom.

00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:26,Excuse me.

00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:27,Where're you going?

00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,Your mother's g***t something in her eye.
I'm going to...

00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,...help her get it out.

00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:21,Maybe we should...

00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,...join...

00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:25,...some other kind of club.

00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,I just want time with you.

00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,I just think there's...

00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:35,...a better time...
- This will be our best one.

00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,Foot, foot!

00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,I g***t it. I g***t it.

00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:46,I'll never fly again.

00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:48,The pilot was helpful.

00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:49,The whole plane applauded.

00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:52,You two use these bathrooms,
we'll wait.

00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:54,Is this ours?

00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:58,We're the Griswolds.

00:06:58,530 --> 00:07:01,Sorry, my pen burst in the altitude.

00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:02,- I'm sorry.
- No problem.

00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,Come this way, please.

00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,This is it. This is it.

00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:16,Look at this.

00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,Wayne Newton.

00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:09,It's beautiful!

00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:14,You must see this.

00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,Daddy!

00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,Help!

00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,I'm stuck!

00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:31,Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,Look! I think you'll want to see this!

00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:11,Is this it?

00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:13,Welcome to the fabulous Mirage.

00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,Don't worry,
it won't leave a permanent line.

00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:24,Come on, there's a lot to do.

00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,There's a lot to do.

00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,Welcome. Your credit card.

00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,Yes, indeed.

00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,Griswold, four.

00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,We have an excellent
dry-cleaning service.

00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,It's a birthmark.

00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:49,To get to your room,
go through the casino, veer to the left.

00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:54,Take a right at the first palm tree.
You'll see a group of blackjack tables.

00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,Not baccarat, not craps. Blackjack.

00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:58,Turn right and wind around left.

00:09:59,010 --> 00:10:01,If you get to the pool,
you've gone too far.

00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:05,You'll see elevators.
They aren't yours, stay away from them.

00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:09,Keep walking, you'll see
more elevators, the gold ones.

00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,Those are yours. Go to the 10th floor.

00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,You'll find your room.

00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,Any questions?

00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:19,No, not really.

00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,Russ!

00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,Did you get that?

00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:27,Well, let's go then. Thanks.

00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,Good luck!

00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,What's this?

00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:52,Look at these people. Blinded
by glitter and the mighty dollar.

00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,The elevators are there.

00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,Hold on, honey.

00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:24,They always put the machines
that pay the most in front.

00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,$5?

00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:27,Here we go!

00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:41,You see, Las Vegas is already
bringing us closer together.

00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,Let's go to the room.

00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:49,Honey, call up the kids.

00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,See how they like this.

00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,Rusty and Audrey Griswold, please.

00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,We're right next door.
Can't we get our own rooms?

00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,Please don't spoil your daddy's fun.

00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,Dad, we're too old for this.

00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,Sit down.

00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:25,Kids...

00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,...remember when you were babies?

00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,It was a wonderful time.

00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,We had your cribs right in our room.

00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,We'd wrap you up in little blankets.

00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,And roll you back and forth
across the bed into each other.

00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,Those days...

00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,...they're almost over.

00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,So...

00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,To close out that one chapter,
I g***t tickets to Siegfried and Roy.

00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,Best show on the planet.

00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,Masters of the impossible.

00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:02,We're going because
we're the Griswolds!

00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket
and roll me...