Such.Brave.Girls.S02E01 Subtitles

00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,Charlie.

00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:07,You’ve g***t your art show today,
haven’t you?

00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,Yeah. Yeah, 2:00 p.m. today.
I’m so nervous.

00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,You should come.

00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,I’ll be there.

00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,I wouldn’t miss it.

00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,Are you coming in?

00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,Okay.

00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,As artists, a question
we plague ourselves with

00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,is why me?

00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,Why now?

00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,Why ** I here,

00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,and what gives me
the right to be here?

00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,Not me.

00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,Where is she?

00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:38,I knew we’d find you in here!

00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,You’re not even a student!

00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,Embarrassing.

00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,Up you go.

00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,It’s all right, everyone.

00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,- I’m her mother.
- Ch-Charlie.

00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,Get in the bloody car!

00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,There we go.

00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,Right. We’re gonna take
the bag off now,

00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,but you mustn’t scream, okay?

00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,What’s happening?

00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,This is the happiest day
of your life, Josie.

00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,You did this to me before.

00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,When you picked me up
from school and said

00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,we were going
for a catch up at Costa,

00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,but instead you dropped me
at the dentist

00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,and I had to get
five teeth removed.

00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,What was I supposed to do?
You had too many teeth.

00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,You knew this day was coming.

00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,We did tell you.

00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,It’s been in the calendar
for months.

00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,F***g hell,
that does sound familiar.

00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,Ohh.
I see you’ve inherited

00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,your mother’s gift
for blocking things out.

00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,- Really?
- It’s more of a cream.

00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,I checked with the maid
of honour. She says it’s fine.

00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,- The maid of honour is you.
- And she’s g***t great taste.

00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,So has the mother of the bride.

00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,It’s all happening!

00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,I’ve g***t Hector, my new car.
You’ve g***t a new man.

00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,And Josie’s getting married.

00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,I’m gonna have a panic attack!

00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,Oh, what a shock.

00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,Honestly, we all said
this would happen.

00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,What?

00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,Trust you to make this
whole day about yourself.

00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,For once in your life, Josie,
this isn’t actually about you.

00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,- Who is it about, then?
- Dev, obviously.

00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,This wedding is all
he’s talked about,

00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,and it is extremely important
for him to see us

00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,as the sort of women
men marry into

00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,instead of avoiding
in Morrisons.

00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,But I don’t want
to get married.

00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,Bridezilla alert.

00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,You are getting married today,
and that is final.

00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,If you don’t like it,
you can block it out later.

00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,Like I did with your father.

00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,Remember the family crest:
"Ignore, repress, forget."

00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,Eight months pregnant, and I
couldn’t even have a drink.

00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,That’s another wedding
you ruined.

00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,- Sorry.
- Yeah, you should be.

00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,Now shut up,
have some Prosecco,

00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,and try not to poison this
wedding with your personality.

00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,It’s gonna be a magical day.

00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,It’s gonna be a magical day.

00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,Really? Do you think so?
Promise?

00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,Sorry.
I’m a bit on edge.

00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,Do you mind
if I take my socks off?

00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,I get hot feet
when I’m nervous.

00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,Think keep them on for now.

00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,Yeah. Okay.

00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,I just need today to go well.

00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,I’ve been working so hard
to pay for this

00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,perfect venue fit
for a princess.

00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,And they don’t tell you, but
weddings are really expensive.

00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,Must be one of those
industry secrets or something.

00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,Thankfully, my work clothes
double as a wedding suit.

00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,Hmm. Maybe I could stand
behind you.

00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,I’m so tired, I could have
a breakdown right here.

00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,But can’t let Josie down.

00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,No, she’s dreamed of this day

00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,ever since she was
a little girl.

00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,I’d love to see her face
right now.

00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,But we can’t see each other yet
because that’s bad luck.

00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,You two don’t need luck.
You’re soul mates.

00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,The real shame is

00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,I can’t see my own face
when I see her in the dress.

00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,But they say marriage is
about compromise.

00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,I wanted to ask you something.

00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,But... I don’t know
how you’ll react.

00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,Okay, hit me.

00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:52,Will you...

00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,Sorry, I feel like
I should be down on one knee

00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,for this or something.

00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,No.

00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,Will you be my best man?

00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,Good sir,

00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,it would be my life’s greatest
and most treasured honour.

00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,Also, I assumed I already was,

00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,’cause the wedding’s
in 40 minutes.

00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,- Quick stag do?
- Right. Yeah.

00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,Let’s get crazy. Um...

00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,Shag, marry, kill:
Billie, Deb, Josie.

00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,Don’t you wanna be
a kept woman, Josie?

00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,No, thank you.

00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,Well, you won’t know you
like it until you’ve tried it.

00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,There’s nothing worse
than being single.

00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,That’s why I invited
your Auntie Wendy.

00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,The pathetic spinster
of Christmas future.

00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,I heard she gets
a smear test every week

00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:41,just so someone has to
look at her vagina.

00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,That haggard old crone
is here

00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,to serve
as a warning to you.

00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,Better dead than single.

00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,- You like?
- You’re here early.

00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,Yeah, well, Mike used to
book all my travel,

00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,but now I can take the train
anytime I like.

00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,- Pure freedom.
- Sounds lonely.

00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,Call me lonely if you like.

00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:06,But I’d choose that over
an admin headache any day.

00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,Hey, Billie.

00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,You, me,
the singles table, eh?

00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,Letting our hair down?

00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,All the single ladies.

00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,I have a boyfriend.

00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,Are you using condoms
with this one?

00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,Or will we be adding
any more of your offspring

00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,to the big nursery in the sky?

00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,We’re not having s***x, actually.

00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,He respects me too much.

00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,We get really close, and then
he kisses me on the cheek

00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,and asks me to get
out of his car.

00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,Such a gentleman.

00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,I’m still...