Such.Brave.Girls.S02E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,240, Character said: Charlie.

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At 00:00:04,960, Character said: You’ve g***t your art show today,
haven’t you?

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At 00:00:07,480, Character said: Yeah. Yeah, 2:00 p.m. today.
I’m so nervous.

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At 00:00:09,800, Character said: You should come.

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At 00:00:12,400, Character said: I’ll be there.

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At 00:00:13,880, Character said: I wouldn’t miss it.

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At 00:00:17,920, Character said: Are you coming in?

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At 00:00:19,640, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:00:21,840, Character said: As artists, a question
we plague ourselves with

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At 00:00:25,360, Character said: is why me?

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At 00:00:26,680, Character said: Why now?

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At 00:00:28,200, Character said: Why ** I here,

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At 00:00:30,000, Character said: and what gives me
the right to be here?

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At 00:00:33,120, Character said: Not me.

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At 00:00:34,440, Character said: Where is she?

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At 00:00:36,160, Character said: I knew we’d find you in here!

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At 00:00:39,560, Character said: You’re not even a student!

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At 00:00:41,440, Character said: Embarrassing.

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At 00:00:42,760, Character said: Up you go.

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At 00:00:45,400, Character said: It’s all right, everyone.

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At 00:00:46,920, Character said: - I’m her mother.
- Ch-Charlie.

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At 00:00:48,640, Character said: Get in the bloody car!

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At 00:00:53,640, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:00:55,160, Character said: Right. We’re gonna take
the bag off now,

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At 00:00:57,080, Character said: but you mustn’t scream, okay?

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At 00:01:05,120, Character said: What’s happening?

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At 00:01:06,840, Character said: This is the happiest day
of your life, Josie.

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At 00:01:17,080, Character said: You did this to me before.

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At 00:01:19,360, Character said: When you picked me up
from school and said

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At 00:01:20,600, Character said: we were going
for a catch up at Costa,

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At 00:01:21,880, Character said: but instead you dropped me
at the dentist

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At 00:01:23,080, Character said: and I had to get
five teeth removed.

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At 00:01:24,560, Character said: What was I supposed to do?
You had too many teeth.

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At 00:01:26,200, Character said: You knew this day was coming.

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At 00:01:27,840, Character said: We did tell you.

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At 00:01:29,160, Character said: It’s been in the calendar
for months.

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At 00:01:30,520, Character said: F***g hell,
that does sound familiar.

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At 00:01:32,640, Character said: Ohh.
I see you’ve inherited

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At 00:01:34,520, Character said: your mother’s gift
for blocking things out.

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At 00:01:37,840, Character said: - Really?
- It’s more of a cream.

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At 00:01:39,640, Character said: I checked with the maid
of honour. She says it’s fine.

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At 00:01:41,720, Character said: - The maid of honour is you.
- And she’s g***t great taste.

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At 00:01:45,520, Character said: So has the mother of the bride.

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At 00:01:46,880, Character said: It’s all happening!

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At 00:01:49,320, Character said: I’ve g***t Hector, my new car.
You’ve g***t a new man.

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At 00:01:52,000, Character said: And Josie’s getting married.

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At 00:01:53,720, Character said: I’m gonna have a panic attack!

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At 00:01:56,160, Character said: Oh, what a shock.

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At 00:01:57,440, Character said: Honestly, we all said
this would happen.

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At 00:01:58,320, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:59,880, Character said: Trust you to make this
whole day about yourself.

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At 00:02:02,520, Character said: For once in your life, Josie,
this isn’t actually about you.

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At 00:02:05,760, Character said: - Who is it about, then?
- Dev, obviously.

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At 00:02:08,560, Character said: This wedding is all
he’s talked about,

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At 00:02:10,560, Character said: and it is extremely important
for him to see us

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At 00:02:12,920, Character said: as the sort of women
men marry into

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At 00:02:15,040, Character said: instead of avoiding
in Morrisons.

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At 00:02:16,760, Character said: But I don’t want
to get married.

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At 00:02:18,880, Character said: Bridezilla alert.

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At 00:02:20,320, Character said: You are getting married today,
and that is final.

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At 00:02:22,440, Character said: If you don’t like it,
you can block it out later.

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At 00:02:24,440, Character said: Like I did with your father.

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At 00:02:25,960, Character said: Remember the family crest:
"Ignore, repress, forget."

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At 00:02:29,640, Character said: Eight months pregnant, and I
couldn’t even have a drink.

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At 00:02:31,800, Character said: That’s another wedding
you ruined.

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At 00:02:33,600, Character said: - Sorry.
- Yeah, you should be.

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At 00:02:35,600, Character said: Now shut up,
have some Prosecco,

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At 00:02:38,240, Character said: and try not to poison this
wedding with your personality.

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At 00:02:41,360, Character said: It’s gonna be a magical day.

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At 00:02:44,440, Character said: It’s gonna be a magical day.

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At 00:02:47,000, Character said: Really? Do you think so?
Promise?

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At 00:02:51,360, Character said: Sorry.
I’m a bit on edge.

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At 00:02:53,400, Character said: Do you mind
if I take my socks off?

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At 00:02:54,800, Character said: I get hot feet
when I’m nervous.

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At 00:02:56,520, Character said: Think keep them on for now.

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At 00:02:58,560, Character said: Yeah. Okay.

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At 00:03:00,480, Character said: I just need today to go well.

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At 00:03:02,240, Character said: I’ve been working so hard
to pay for this

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At 00:03:04,200, Character said: perfect venue fit
for a princess.

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At 00:03:06,240, Character said: And they don’t tell you, but
weddings are really expensive.

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At 00:03:09,400, Character said: Must be one of those
industry secrets or something.

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At 00:03:13,800, Character said: Thankfully, my work clothes
double as a wedding suit.

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At 00:03:16,920, Character said: Hmm. Maybe I could stand
behind you.

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At 00:03:19,280, Character said: I’m so tired, I could have
a breakdown right here.

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At 00:03:22,200, Character said: But can’t let Josie down.

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At 00:03:24,440, Character said: No, she’s dreamed of this day

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At 00:03:25,600, Character said: ever since she was
a little girl.

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At 00:03:27,200, Character said: I’d love to see her face
right now.

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At 00:03:29,000, Character said: But we can’t see each other yet
because that’s bad luck.

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At 00:03:31,280, Character said: You two don’t need luck.
You’re soul mates.

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At 00:03:33,240, Character said: The real shame is

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At 00:03:34,840, Character said: I can’t see my own face
when I see her in the dress.

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At 00:03:37,920, Character said: But they say marriage is
about compromise.

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At 00:03:41,440, Character said: I wanted to ask you something.

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At 00:03:44,520, Character said: But... I don’t know
how you’ll react.

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At 00:03:48,640, Character said: Okay, hit me.

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At 00:03:51,520, Character said: Will you...

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At 00:03:52,960, Character said: Sorry, I feel like
I should be down on one knee

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At 00:03:54,680, Character said: for this or something.

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At 00:03:56,240, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:59,000, Character said: Will you be my best man?

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At 00:04:02,960, Character said: Good sir,

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At 00:04:04,640, Character said: it would be my life’s greatest
and most treasured honour.

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At 00:04:12,680, Character said: Also, I assumed I already was,

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At 00:04:14,080, Character said: ’cause the wedding’s
in 40 minutes.

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At 00:04:16,320, Character said: - Quick stag do?
- Right. Yeah.

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At 00:04:18,480, Character said: Let’s get crazy. Um...

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At 00:04:20,880, Character said: Shag, marry, kill:
Billie, Deb, Josie.

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At 00:04:27,560, Character said: Don’t you wanna be
a kept woman, Josie?

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At 00:04:29,240, Character said: No, thank you.

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At 00:04:30,960, Character said: Well, you won’t know you
like it until you’ve tried it.

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At 00:04:32,640, Character said: There’s nothing worse
than being single.

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At 00:04:34,080, Character said: That’s why I invited
your Auntie Wendy.

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At 00:04:36,360, Character said: The pathetic spinster
of Christmas future.

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At 00:04:38,920, Character said: I heard she gets
a smear test every week

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At 00:04:40,240, Character said: just so someone has to
look at her vagina.

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At 00:04:42,040, Character said: That haggard old crone
is here

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At 00:04:43,720, Character said: to serve
as a warning to you.

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At 00:04:45,600, Character said: Better dead than single.

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At 00:04:52,120, Character said: - You like?
- You’re here early.

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At 00:04:54,040, Character said: Yeah, well, Mike used to
book all my travel,

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At 00:04:56,160, Character said: but now I can take the train
anytime I like.

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At 00:04:59,280, Character said: - Pure freedom.
- Sounds lonely.

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At 00:05:01,800, Character said: Call me lonely if you like.

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At 00:05:03,480, Character said: But I’d choose that over
an admin headache any day.

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At 00:05:07,200, Character said: Hey, Billie.

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At 00:05:08,960, Character said: You, me,
the singles table, eh?

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At 00:05:10,600, Character said: Letting our hair down?

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At 00:05:12,360, Character said: All the single ladies.

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At 00:05:14,040, Character said: I have a boyfriend.

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At 00:05:15,320, Character said: Are you using condoms
with this one?

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At 00:05:16,720, Character said: Or will we be adding
any more of your offspring

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At 00:05:18,120, Character said: to the big nursery in the sky?

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At 00:05:19,280, Character said: We’re not having s***x, actually.

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At 00:05:20,880, Character said: He respects me too much.

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At 00:05:22,560, Character said: We get really close, and then
he kisses me on the cheek

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At 00:05:24,240, Character said: and asks me to get
out of his car.

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At 00:05:25,720, Character said: Such a gentleman.

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At 00:05:27,480, Character said: I’m still...