EPORNER.COM - [7HGhu9Swje5] How I Met My Girlfriend Gina Valentina (240) Subtitles

At 00:00:13,509, Character said: It was my second day in town, and I was
loving every lazy minute of it.

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At 00:00:18,650, Character said: I was renting this house from a friend's
friend and the whole place was mine for

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At 00:00:22,450, Character said: a week.

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At 00:00:23,630, Character said: I wanted to be alone so much that I even
canceled the two meetings I had

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At 00:00:27,210, Character said: scheduled for the day.

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At 00:00:28,370, Character said: I was enjoying the silence and the sun
when Gina walked into my life.

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At 00:00:35,050, Character said: Um, are you Tommy?

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At 00:00:37,280, Character said: Uh, no, I'm not Tommy.

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At 00:00:39,240, Character said: Oh, I just thought you were Tommy,
because the owner of the house, his

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At 00:00:43,380, Character said: Tommy, and I don't know.

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At 00:00:44,800, Character said: Well, sorry to disappoint.

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At 00:00:46,540, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:00:48,060, Character said: I'm Gina.

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At 00:00:49,100, Character said: I'm supposed to be renting the house for
the next five days.

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At 00:00:51,880, Character said: Oh, that's interesting.

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At 00:00:53,620, Character said: Me too.

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At 00:00:55,320, Character said: Your name is also Gina?

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At 00:00:57,640, Character said: No, I'm also renting this place for a
week.

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At 00:01:02,240, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:03,560, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:06,120, Character said: So what now?

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At 00:01:07,680, Character said: I have no idea. The owner, Taylor... Oh,
I know Taylor.

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At 00:01:11,960, Character said: Well, he and his family are on some
tropical cruise somewhere, and he told

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At 00:01:16,600, Character said: specifically they won't be bringing
their phones, so... Idiot.

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At 00:01:24,220, Character said: Gina, I'm not an unreasonable man. This
is a stupid situation.

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At 00:01:28,500, Character said: Apparently the Taylors rented the house
to both of us.

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At 00:01:31,660, Character said: I'll talk to them when they get back,
but until then, they're like...

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At 00:01:35,480, Character said: Five bedrooms there. You can just take
one of them.

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At 00:01:38,760, Character said: Well, especially because I technically
have rights to stay at the house, too.

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At 00:01:44,860, Character said: Yeah, that too.

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At 00:01:47,140, Character said: But regardless, thanks for letting me
stay and being so understanding.

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At 00:01:52,940, Character said: You didn't create the situation.

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At 00:01:54,620, Character said: The idiot owners did.

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At 00:01:56,080, Character said: So, shall we?

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At 00:01:58,780, Character said: We shall.

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At 00:02:05,480, Character said: Let's go?

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At 00:02:11,880, Character said: Um, which one?

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At 00:02:13,760, Character said: Just the one on the left.

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At 00:02:15,280, Character said: This one? Yep, this one.

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At 00:02:21,260, Character said: Oh. My.

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At 00:02:23,460, Character said: God.

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At 00:02:25,140, Character said: This view!

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At 00:02:27,240, Character said: Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad.

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At 00:02:29,900, Character said: Not bad?! It's amazing!

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At 00:02:33,950, Character said: So I guess that means you're satisfied
then?

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At 00:02:38,370, Character said: I'm in love with it.

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At 00:02:40,630, Character said: I bet. It's one of the reasons I rented
the place.

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At 00:02:45,630, Character said: Thanks for being so understanding.

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At 00:02:47,650, Character said: Are you kidding?

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At 00:02:48,850, Character said: It's true what you said.

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At 00:02:50,450, Character said: You have just as many rights to the
place as I do.

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At 00:02:52,870, Character said: And now I'm going to leave and I'm going
to let you unpack.

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At 00:02:56,450, Character said: Um, are you hungry?

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At 00:02:58,190, Character said: Well, to be honest.

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At 00:03:02,610, Character said: Well... I tell you what, I'll unpack and
I'll take a shower and I'll make a nice

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At 00:03:07,900, Character said: dinner just for the both of us.

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At 00:03:11,580, Character said: Sure, that sounds fun. We'll meet in the
kitchen in... 20 minutes.

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At 00:03:15,340, Character said: Okay. Awesome.

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At 00:03:21,880, Character said: The sauce is the old family recipe.

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At 00:03:24,560, Character said: You said I'm like some 80 -year -old
Italian grandmother.

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At 00:03:27,780, Character said: Well, I'm not 80 years old, as you can
see.

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At 00:03:31,690, Character said: Oh, I see.

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At 00:03:33,950, Character said: And I'm not an Italian grandmother, but
I cook some meat spaghetti.

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At 00:03:38,690, Character said: I hear a lot of big talk, but I don't
see a lot of progress.

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At 00:03:43,330, Character said: You, assistant, chop some onions.

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At 00:03:46,450, Character said: Who, me?

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At 00:03:48,070, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:49,710, Character said: Yes, ma '**.

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At 00:03:52,530, Character said: So what are you doing in town anyways?

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At 00:03:55,950, Character said: Um, well, I'm here for a couple shoots.

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At 00:03:59,670, Character said: Shoots? Are you a model or something?

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At 00:04:03,080, Character said: Yeah, something like that.

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At 00:04:05,340, Character said: E***c model.

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At 00:04:07,320, Character said: P***n actress.

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At 00:04:08,500, Character said: I don't like to bullshit.

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At 00:04:10,140, Character said: I almost felt like a p***n star.

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At 00:04:13,600, Character said: Really? Now that is exciting.

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At 00:04:16,760, Character said: I'm glad you're not a prude.

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At 00:04:18,920, Character said: Far from it.

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At 00:04:20,200, Character said: A p***n star, huh?

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At 00:04:22,260, Character said: I can tell you like it.

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At 00:04:24,540, Character said: Well, it's not every day you meet
someone in the biz.

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At 00:04:28,480, Character said: In the biz.

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At 00:04:29,640, Character said: Jesus.

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At 00:04:33,500, Character said: So, how'd you get into the biz?

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At 00:04:35,480, Character said: Or is that too forward of me to ask?

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At 00:04:37,820, Character said: No, not at all.

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At 00:04:39,380, Character said: I mean, I grew up in Miami, and that's
kind of where I started in business.

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At 00:04:45,680, Character said: I was tripping before, and then I g***t
curious, and then I ended up doing my

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At 00:04:51,320, Character said: first p***n, and really liked it, and
just kept on doing it, and now I'm here.

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At 00:04:58,380, Character said: Yeah, still sucking d***k.

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At 00:05:02,720, Character said: It's cool. It's cool. I love what I do.

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At 00:05:05,260, Character said: So I can't complain, you know.

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At 00:05:07,100, Character said: I'm in L .A. in this beautiful house
and, yeah, changed my life.

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At 00:05:14,240, Character said: I know it's a cliche to say that, but
life is strange as hell.

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At 00:05:18,640, Character said: Because?

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At 00:05:20,100, Character said: Because maybe there really is something
like fate. Look at us. Life brings us

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At 00:05:24,280, Character said: together in a situation like a bad
sitcom.

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At 00:05:27,000, Character said: Just for me to meet you, you're probably
the most interesting woman I've ever

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At 00:05:30,420, Character said: met.

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At 00:05:31,380, Character said: So you think fate did this for you?

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At 00:05:37,080, Character said: I think you're enjoying the situation,
too.

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At 00:05:41,900, Character said: Maybe I **.

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At 00:05:44,420, Character said: Maybe I'm not.

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At 00:05:46,520, Character said: You really are one exciting girl, Gina.

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At 00:05:49,300, Character said: You think so?

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At 00:05:51,600, Character said: Absolutely.

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At 00:05:52,960, Character said: So, do you like to travel?

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At 00:05:55,600, Character said: I love to travel.

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At 00:05:58,220, Character said: Yeah, I'm unable to sit on my a***s.

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At 00:06:00,400, Character said: I need to see the world, the most exotic
places.

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At 00:06:04,700, Character said: Do you know that even the sunshine is
different in different parts of the

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At 00:06:08,880, Character said: Really? I didn't know that.

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At 00:06:11,280, Character said: Yeah, and I would really like to see how
your hair looks when you're lying on

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At 00:06:15,280, Character said: the beaches of Africa or South America.

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At 00:06:20,840, Character said: What do I wear?

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At 00:06:25,870, Character said: Nothing. My favorite.

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At 00:06:29,530, Character said: Will you take me there? To this place?

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At 00:06:32,550, Character said: Oh, I definitely would.

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At 00:06:36,930, Character said: This conversation is getting me more and
more excited by the minute.

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At 00:06:43,830, Character said: Well, since you would take me to all
those places, I guess it's only fair

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At 00:06:50,670, Character said: I give you something in return.

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At 00:06:54,670, Character said: What would that be?

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At 00:06:57,550, Character said: I bet you can guess.

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At 00:07:00,950, Character said: Let's go to my room.

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At 00:07:09,030, Character said: I see you're ready for me.

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At 00:07:13,130, Character said: Not just me, you.

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At 00:09:18,640, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:10:17,670, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:13:38,090, Character said: Take it, take it.

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At 00:13:39,310, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:14:25,610, Character said: what I expected.

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At 00:22:31,690, Character said: Oh, my.

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At 00:23:58,060, Character said: I'm taking a pee.

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At 00:23:58,700, Character said: Fizzy.

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At 00:27:43,610, Character said: He's over here.

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At 00:31:05,130, Character said: type of girl to hook up on the first
date, but it doesn't surprise me.

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At 00:31:10,570, Character said: Is this the first date?

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At 00:31:12,730, Character said: I think it was more like a hookup, but
I'm not complaining.

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At 00:31:18,010, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:31:19,310, Character said: I'm starving.

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At 00:31:21,470, Character said: Well, let's go finish the pasta then.

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At 00:31:24,870, Character said: One thing you're going to find out about
spending more time with me is I'm

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At 00:31:29,110, Character said: always hungry.

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At 00:31:30,270, Character said: So, we're going to spend time together?

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At 00:31:34,160, Character said: If you want.

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