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00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:17,It was my second day in town, and I was
loving every lazy minute of it.
00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:22,I was renting this house from a friend's
friend and the whole place was mine for
00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:23,a week.
00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:27,I wanted to be alone so much that I even
canceled the two meetings I had
00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,scheduled for the day.
00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:32,I was enjoying the silence and the sun
when Gina walked into my life.
00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,Um, are you Tommy?
00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,Uh, no, I'm not Tommy.
00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,Oh, I just thought you were Tommy,
because the owner of the house, his
00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,Tommy, and I don't know.
00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,Well, sorry to disappoint.
00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,Who are you?
00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,I'm Gina.
00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,I'm supposed to be renting the house for
the next five days.
00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,Oh, that's interesting.
00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,Me too.
00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,Your name is also Gina?
00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,No, I'm also renting this place for a
week.
00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,Oh.
00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,Yeah.
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,So what now?
00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,I have no idea. The owner, Taylor... Oh,
I know Taylor.
00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,Well, he and his family are on some
tropical cruise somewhere, and he told
00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:22,specifically they won't be bringing
their phones, so... Idiot.
00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,Gina, I'm not an unreasonable man. This
is a stupid situation.
00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,Apparently the Taylors rented the house
to both of us.
00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:35,I'll talk to them when they get back,
but until then, they're like...
00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,Five bedrooms there. You can just take
one of them.
00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:44,Well, especially because I technically
have rights to stay at the house, too.
00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:46,Yeah, that too.
00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,But regardless, thanks for letting me
stay and being so understanding.
00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,You didn't create the situation.
00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,The idiot owners did.
00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,So, shall we?
00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,We shall.
00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,Let's go?
00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,Um, which one?
00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,Just the one on the left.
00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,This one? Yep, this one.
00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,Oh. My.
00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,God.
00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,This view!
00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad.
00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,Not bad?! It's amazing!
00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:36,So I guess that means you're satisfied
then?
00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,I'm in love with it.
00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:43,I bet. It's one of the reasons I rented
the place.
00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:47,Thanks for being so understanding.
00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,Are you kidding?
00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:49,It's true what you said.
00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,You have just as many rights to the
place as I do.
00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:55,And now I'm going to leave and I'm going
to let you unpack.
00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,Um, are you hungry?
00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,Well, to be honest.
00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:07,Well... I tell you what, I'll unpack and
I'll take a shower and I'll make a nice
00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,dinner just for the both of us.
00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,Sure, that sounds fun. We'll meet in the
kitchen in... 20 minutes.
00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,Okay. Awesome.
00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,The sauce is the old family recipe.
00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,You said I'm like some 80 -year -old
Italian grandmother.
00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,Well, I'm not 80 years old, as you can
see.
00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:32,Oh, I see.
00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:38,And I'm not an Italian grandmother, but
I cook some meat spaghetti.
00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:42,I hear a lot of big talk, but I don't
see a lot of progress.
00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,You, assistant, chop some onions.
00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,Who, me?
00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,Yeah.
00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,Yes, ma '**.
00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,So what are you doing in town anyways?
00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,Um, well, I'm here for a couple shoots.
00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,Shoots? Are you a model or something?
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,Yeah, something like that.
00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,E***c model.
00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,P***n actress.
00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,I don't like to bullshit.
00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,I almost felt like a p***n star.
00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,Really? Now that is exciting.
00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,I'm glad you're not a prude.
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,Far from it.
00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,A p***n star, huh?
00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,I can tell you like it.
00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,Well, it's not every day you meet
someone in the biz.
00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,In the biz.
00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,Jesus.
00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,So, how'd you get into the biz?
00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,Or is that too forward of me to ask?
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,No, not at all.
00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:45,I mean, I grew up in Miami, and that's
kind of where I started in business.
00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:51,I was tripping before, and then I g***t
curious, and then I ended up doing my
00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:56,first p***n, and really liked it, and
just kept on doing it, and now I'm here.
00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,Yeah, still sucking d***k.
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,It's cool. It's cool. I love what I do.
00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,So I can't complain, you know.
00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:13,I'm in L .A. in this beautiful house
and, yeah, changed my life.
00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,I know it's a cliche to say that, but
life is strange as hell.
00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,Because?
00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:24,Because maybe there really is something
like fate. Look at us. Life brings us
00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,together in a situation like a bad
sitcom.
00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,Just for me to meet you, you're probably
the most interesting woman I've ever
00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,met.
00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:35,So you think fate did this for you?
00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,I think you're enjoying the situation,
too.
00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,Maybe I **.
00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,Maybe I'm not.
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,You really are one exciting girl, Gina.
00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,You think so?
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,Absolutely.
00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,So, do you like to travel?
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,I love to travel.
00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,Yeah, I'm unable to sit on my a***s.
00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,I need to see the world, the most exotic
places.
00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:08,Do you know that even the sunshine is
different in different parts of the
00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,Really? I didn't know that.
00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,Yeah, and I would really like to see how
your hair looks when you're lying on
00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,the beaches of Africa or South America.
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,What do I wear?
00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,Nothing. My favorite.
00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:31,Will you take me there? To this place?
00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,Oh, I definitely would.
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,This conversation is getting me more and
more excited by the minute.
00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:50,Well, since you would take me to all
those places, I guess it's only fair
00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,I give you something in return.
00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,What would that be?
00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,I bet you can guess.
00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,Let's go to my room.
00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,I see you're ready for me.
00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,Not just me, you.
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,Yeah.
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,Yeah.
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,Take it, take it.
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,Oh, f***k.
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,what I expected.
00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:32,Oh, my.
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:58,I'm taking a pee.
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,Fizzy.
00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:44,He's over here.
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:09,type of girl to hook up on the first
date, but it doesn't surprise me.
00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,Is this the first date?
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:16,I think it was more like a hookup, but
I'm not complaining.
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,You know what?
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,I'm starving.
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,Well, let's go finish the pasta then.
00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:29,One thing you're going to find out about
spending more time with me is I'm
00:31:29,110 --> 00:31:30,always hungry.
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,So, we're going to spend time together?
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,If you want.
00:31:36,180 -->...
loving every lazy minute of it.
00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:22,I was renting this house from a friend's
friend and the whole place was mine for
00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:23,a week.
00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:27,I wanted to be alone so much that I even
canceled the two meetings I had
00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,scheduled for the day.
00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:32,I was enjoying the silence and the sun
when Gina walked into my life.
00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,Um, are you Tommy?
00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,Uh, no, I'm not Tommy.
00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,Oh, I just thought you were Tommy,
because the owner of the house, his
00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,Tommy, and I don't know.
00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,Well, sorry to disappoint.
00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,Who are you?
00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,I'm Gina.
00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,I'm supposed to be renting the house for
the next five days.
00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,Oh, that's interesting.
00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,Me too.
00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,Your name is also Gina?
00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,No, I'm also renting this place for a
week.
00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,Oh.
00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,Yeah.
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,So what now?
00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,I have no idea. The owner, Taylor... Oh,
I know Taylor.
00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,Well, he and his family are on some
tropical cruise somewhere, and he told
00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:22,specifically they won't be bringing
their phones, so... Idiot.
00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,Gina, I'm not an unreasonable man. This
is a stupid situation.
00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,Apparently the Taylors rented the house
to both of us.
00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:35,I'll talk to them when they get back,
but until then, they're like...
00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,Five bedrooms there. You can just take
one of them.
00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:44,Well, especially because I technically
have rights to stay at the house, too.
00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:46,Yeah, that too.
00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,But regardless, thanks for letting me
stay and being so understanding.
00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,You didn't create the situation.
00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,The idiot owners did.
00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,So, shall we?
00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,We shall.
00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,Let's go?
00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,Um, which one?
00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,Just the one on the left.
00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,This one? Yep, this one.
00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,Oh. My.
00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,God.
00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,This view!
00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad.
00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,Not bad?! It's amazing!
00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:36,So I guess that means you're satisfied
then?
00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,I'm in love with it.
00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:43,I bet. It's one of the reasons I rented
the place.
00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:47,Thanks for being so understanding.
00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,Are you kidding?
00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:49,It's true what you said.
00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,You have just as many rights to the
place as I do.
00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:55,And now I'm going to leave and I'm going
to let you unpack.
00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,Um, are you hungry?
00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,Well, to be honest.
00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:07,Well... I tell you what, I'll unpack and
I'll take a shower and I'll make a nice
00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,dinner just for the both of us.
00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,Sure, that sounds fun. We'll meet in the
kitchen in... 20 minutes.
00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,Okay. Awesome.
00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,The sauce is the old family recipe.
00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,You said I'm like some 80 -year -old
Italian grandmother.
00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,Well, I'm not 80 years old, as you can
see.
00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:32,Oh, I see.
00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:38,And I'm not an Italian grandmother, but
I cook some meat spaghetti.
00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:42,I hear a lot of big talk, but I don't
see a lot of progress.
00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,You, assistant, chop some onions.
00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,Who, me?
00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,Yeah.
00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,Yes, ma '**.
00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,So what are you doing in town anyways?
00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,Um, well, I'm here for a couple shoots.
00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,Shoots? Are you a model or something?
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,Yeah, something like that.
00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,E***c model.
00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,P***n actress.
00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,I don't like to bullshit.
00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,I almost felt like a p***n star.
00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,Really? Now that is exciting.
00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,I'm glad you're not a prude.
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,Far from it.
00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,A p***n star, huh?
00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,I can tell you like it.
00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,Well, it's not every day you meet
someone in the biz.
00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,In the biz.
00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,Jesus.
00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,So, how'd you get into the biz?
00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,Or is that too forward of me to ask?
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,No, not at all.
00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:45,I mean, I grew up in Miami, and that's
kind of where I started in business.
00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:51,I was tripping before, and then I g***t
curious, and then I ended up doing my
00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:56,first p***n, and really liked it, and
just kept on doing it, and now I'm here.
00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,Yeah, still sucking d***k.
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,It's cool. It's cool. I love what I do.
00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,So I can't complain, you know.
00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:13,I'm in L .A. in this beautiful house
and, yeah, changed my life.
00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,I know it's a cliche to say that, but
life is strange as hell.
00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,Because?
00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:24,Because maybe there really is something
like fate. Look at us. Life brings us
00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,together in a situation like a bad
sitcom.
00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,Just for me to meet you, you're probably
the most interesting woman I've ever
00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,met.
00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:35,So you think fate did this for you?
00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,I think you're enjoying the situation,
too.
00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,Maybe I **.
00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,Maybe I'm not.
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,You really are one exciting girl, Gina.
00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,You think so?
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,Absolutely.
00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,So, do you like to travel?
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,I love to travel.
00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,Yeah, I'm unable to sit on my a***s.
00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,I need to see the world, the most exotic
places.
00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:08,Do you know that even the sunshine is
different in different parts of the
00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,Really? I didn't know that.
00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,Yeah, and I would really like to see how
your hair looks when you're lying on
00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,the beaches of Africa or South America.
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,What do I wear?
00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,Nothing. My favorite.
00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:31,Will you take me there? To this place?
00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,Oh, I definitely would.
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,This conversation is getting me more and
more excited by the minute.
00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:50,Well, since you would take me to all
those places, I guess it's only fair
00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,I give you something in return.
00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,What would that be?
00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,I bet you can guess.
00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,Let's go to my room.
00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,I see you're ready for me.
00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,Not just me, you.
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,Yeah.
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,Yeah.
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,Take it, take it.
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,Oh, f***k.
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,what I expected.
00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:32,Oh, my.
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:58,I'm taking a pee.
00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,Fizzy.
00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:44,He's over here.
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:09,type of girl to hook up on the first
date, but it doesn't surprise me.
00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,Is this the first date?
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:16,I think it was more like a hookup, but
I'm not complaining.
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,You know what?
00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,I'm starving.
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,Well, let's go finish the pasta then.
00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:29,One thing you're going to find out about
spending more time with me is I'm
00:31:29,110 --> 00:31:30,always hungry.
00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,So, we're going to spend time together?
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,If you want.
00:31:36,180 -->...
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