The Jeffersons s11e02 Ebony and Ivory Subtitles

At 00:00:01,040, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the east side, moving on up, to the

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At 00:00:07,380, Character said: deep...

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At 00:01:12,590, Character said: list jenny left with me for taking care
of the baby you know do's and don'ts and

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At 00:01:17,190, Character said: has to even if she doesn't want to let
me see bed at 8 30

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At 00:01:23,450, Character said: vitamin in her applesauce liver twice a
week yeah no wonder kids

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At 00:01:30,150, Character said: nowadays want to grow up fast and no
talking to strangers no skipping of

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At 00:01:36,430, Character said: baths and no poker with grandpa until
she practices her piano Oh, so that's

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At 00:01:42,340, Character said: y 'all rented that thing.

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At 00:01:43,800, Character said: Hey, Jessica, come here.

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At 00:01:46,460, Character said: Sit down and play a little R &B for
Auntie Florence.

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At 00:01:53,360, Character said: That's a B.

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At 00:01:54,320, Character said: I haven't learned where the R is yet.

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At 00:02:00,420, Character said: Oh, Miss Jefferson, would you get that?
I'm busy.

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At 00:02:03,340, Character said: Doing what?

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At 00:02:05,400, Character said: Well, Jessica and I are going in the
kitchen and play scrub the sink.

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At 00:02:09,229, Character said: Oh, you just love this, honey.

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At 00:02:11,810, Character said: You'll get to wear rubber gloves and
everything.

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At 00:02:16,090, Character said: Someday I'm going to teach you how to
play answer the door.

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At 00:02:21,170, Character said: Oh, Mrs. Van Morris, please come in. How
nice to see you. I'm sure it is.

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At 00:02:26,930, Character said: Louise, meet my grandson, Van Van
Morris.

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At 00:02:31,310, Character said: I'm pleased to make you acquainted.

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At 00:02:35,050, Character said: Why, thank you.

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At 00:02:36,970, Character said: I'm not really, but...

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At 00:02:38,760, Character said: be gross to say otherwise.

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At 00:02:46,120, Character said: He's g***t your mouth.

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At 00:02:49,560, Character said: Nespa! Louise, let me tell you why I'm
here. I want to congratulate you on the

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At 00:02:54,260, Character said: fabulous success of the Help Center
fundraiser.

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At 00:02:57,980, Character said: Well, you contributed half the money.

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At 00:03:00,820, Character said: Oh, well, perhaps you should
congratulate me.

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At 00:03:05,180, Character said: Well, congratulations, Mrs. Van Mars.
You're too kind.

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At 00:03:09,000, Character said: And on that very subject, do you
remember I promised to take you to lunch

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At 00:03:12,920, Character said: celebrate? Uh, that was over six months
ago.

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At 00:03:16,640, Character said: Well, I won't be able to make it.

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At 00:03:18,660, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:21,040, Character said: Darn.

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At 00:03:22,720, Character said: I ** up to my ears preparing for the
musical event of the decade.

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At 00:03:27,520, Character said: I don't suppose you know anything about
music?

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At 00:03:31,180, Character said: Oh, well, I've heard it once or twice on
the elevator.

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At 00:03:35,600, Character said: Well, then, you must come.

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At 00:03:37,880, Character said: A recital is being given by my precious
van and some lesser prodigies. You will

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At 00:03:44,220, Character said: be my special guest.

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At 00:03:46,160, Character said: Oh, gee.

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At 00:03:47,580, Character said: That almost makes up for the lunch.

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At 00:03:51,660, Character said: Oh, here comes my granddaughter,
Jessica.

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At 00:03:55,620, Character said: She's quite a musician herself.

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At 00:03:58,700, Character said: What does she play, the washtub?

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At 00:04:02,100, Character said: Take off your gloves, dear.

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At 00:04:04,040, Character said: She's an adorable child.

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At 00:04:06,840, Character said: Does she talk yet?

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At 00:04:10,440, Character said: Careful, dear, you'll develop muscle.

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At 00:04:14,200, Character said: Van, Van, why don't you show little
Jessica what real music sounds like?

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At 00:04:19,160, Character said: something.

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At 00:04:20,200, Character said: On an upright?

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At 00:04:32,590, Character said: is in the shop.

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At 00:04:35,390, Character said: All kidding aside, Louise, why is the
instrument in your home?

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At 00:04:40,330, Character said: I told you, Jessica plays.

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At 00:04:42,970, Character said: And quite beautifully, too.

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At 00:04:45,270, Character said: Oh, as a matter of fact, Mrs. Van Mars,
about this piano recital you were

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At 00:04:50,450, Character said: talking about, is it open to all
children?

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At 00:04:53,610, Character said: Is she thinking what I think she's
thinking?

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At 00:04:57,110, Character said: Louise, the competition is only for
specially gifted children.

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At 00:05:02,460, Character said: I understand that. How can I enroll
Jessica?

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At 00:05:06,440, Character said: Louise, spare the child the indignity.

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At 00:05:09,540, Character said: Well, you sound as though you're afraid
she would show up little then.

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At 00:05:14,220, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:05:15,560, Character said: I don't see little Jessica in the
recital.

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At 00:05:21,300, Character said: Well, you will.

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At 00:05:23,280, Character said: Grandmother, we better be going now. I
feel I must shower.

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At 00:05:30,100, Character said: Out of the mouths of...

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At 00:05:32,450, Character said: Louise, I do hope you come to your
senses and see the error of your

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At 00:05:37,910, Character said: because if you don't, Van will have your
granddaughter for lunch.

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At 00:05:51,930, Character said: We'll show those Van Morrises we are
every bit as good as they are.

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At 00:05:56,510, Character said: Yeah. And I know you are talented.

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At 00:05:58,870, Character said: Yeah. Can you play me a nice tune?

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At 00:07:41,290, Character said: What are you doing home in the middle of
the day?

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At 00:07:42,870, Character said: Well, with being a loving husband and a
dedicated grandfather, I decided to

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At 00:07:48,090, Character said: break the second heart. Oh, Jack!

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At 00:07:53,190, Character said: Don't you dare!

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At 00:07:56,290, Character said: Yeah, you're right. It's winning.

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At 00:07:59,650, Character said: Grandpa, do you hate my piano?

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At 00:08:03,410, Character said: Of course not, sweetheart.

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At 00:08:05,610, Character said: I just thought maybe we'd have more fun
playing baseball in the park.

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At 00:08:10,520, Character said: Music.

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At 00:08:13,660, Character said: We heard the noise. I mean, the piano
playing stopped.

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At 00:08:17,060, Character said: Jessica, are you all right? Yeah.

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At 00:08:19,420, Character said: Hi, Grandma.

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At 00:08:20,540, Character said: Hi, darling.

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At 00:08:21,560, Character said: Hi, Grandpa.

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At 00:08:23,200, Character said: Well,

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At 00:08:24,460, Character said: she's fine.

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At 00:08:26,000, Character said: She was just getting back to her
practicing.

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At 00:08:29,000, Character said: Oh, don't start on our account.

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At 00:08:32,760, Character said: We wouldn't want her to peep too early.

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At 00:08:35,360, Character said: Oh, then you've noticed that she's
gotten a lot better.

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At 00:08:38,960, Character said: Better?

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At 00:08:40,449, Character said: Well, Tom's the musician in the family.
Tom?

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At 00:08:44,230, Character said: Uh, uh, why, uh, her posture is
incredible.

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At 00:08:48,110, Character said: Yes, I love the way she sits. So erect.
Oh, just like a concert pianist.

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At 00:08:53,310, Character said: So poised. So ready to play.

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At 00:08:56,630, Character said: But not actually play.

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At 00:09:01,570, Character said: Come on, you two.

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At 00:09:05,550, Character said: Now listen to our new song.

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At 00:09:17,610, Character said: New, that's the same song she's been
playing all week.

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At 00:09:21,010, Character said: At least it's a different wrong note.

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At 00:09:27,430, Character said: Hello, Mrs. Jefferson.

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At 00:09:29,070, Character said: From whence emanates that sweet sound?

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At 00:09:32,650, Character said: Me. Oh, these tiny fingers, these
delicate rosebuds.

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At 00:09:39,890, Character said: Rest them, honey.

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At 00:09:43,730, Character said: Tell you what, let's go into the...

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At 00:09:47,070, Character said: Kitchen, and you get yourself a nice
cold soda pop.

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At 00:09:50,870, Character said: Well, I love soda.

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At 00:09:52,370, Character said: Allow me.

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At 00:09:55,490, Character said: Now drink it in the kitchen so we don't
spill on this lovely instrument.

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At 00:10:00,350, Character said: Thanks. So poised, so talented, so
lovely. Okay, folks, let's talk turkey.

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At 00:10:07,190, Character said: whole building wants her fingers busted.

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At 00:10:12,460, Character said: I've been authorized by the tenants in
this building to offer you $150 to make

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At 00:10:18,460, Character said: her cease and desist.

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At 00:10:21,020, Character said: I can't believe what you're saying.

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At 00:10:23,700, Character said: How can anybody be that cruel?

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At 00:10:25,820, Character said: All right, $200.

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At 00:10:28,620, Character said: Oh, this is outrageous.

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At 00:10:30,520, Character said: $250.

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At 00:10:32,000, Character said: George, say something.

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At 00:10:34,940, Character said: $275.

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At 00:10:39,340, Character said: can't believe that you've taken a
collection to stop our baby's piano

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At 00:10:42,780, Character said: Get real, Mrs. Willis. You kicked in ten
bucks.

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At 00:10:48,900, Character said: Why, Helen.

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At 00:10:50,660, Character said: Oh, and Mr. Willis, your check cleared
just fine.

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At 00:10:55,740, Character said: But you promised.

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At 00:10:58,260, Character said: You know,

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At 00:11:01,960, Character said: I can't believe you've stooped so low.

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At 00:11:06,640, Character said: So in order to save you all any more
embarrassment, I must ask Ralph to leave

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At 00:11:11,940, Character said: now. Yes, ma '**.

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At 00:11:14,540, Character said: You can't blame a fellow for trying.

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At 00:11:17,680, Character said: I suppose the only decent and proper
thing to do would be to give everybody

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At 00:11:22,660, Character said: their money.

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