The Jeffersons Bobbles Bangles And Booboos S11E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,130, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the east side, moving on up, to a

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At 00:00:07,410, Character said: deep...

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At 00:01:22,830, Character said: imagine yourself at 100.

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At 00:01:24,810, Character said: Come on, will you be serious? By that
time, I'll look great, but I'll need

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At 00:01:27,850, Character said: glasses to see how great.

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At 00:01:31,370, Character said: Well, I must say you're handsome
tonight, and you're going to look even

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At 00:01:36,270, Character said: dashing on the television.

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At 00:01:38,070, Character said: I can't believe it. Manhattan up close
coming to our home to talk to us about

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At 00:01:41,790, Character said: how we live.

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At 00:01:42,770, Character said: Hey, I look great.

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At 00:01:44,650, Character said: Please just sit over here a minute.

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At 00:01:46,430, Character said: Right there.

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At 00:01:55,340, Character said: That's going to look fabulous when I'm
sitting there.

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At 00:02:00,700, Character said: Come to think of it, George, you just
may not make it to 80. Come on, Weed,

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At 00:02:06,000, Character said: something's bothering me.

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At 00:02:07,100, Character said: What? Well, look, if the big guy
upstairs spent all that time and energy

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At 00:02:12,760, Character said: me so good looking, he had to have
shortchanged somebody else somewhere

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At 00:02:15,860, Character said: the way.

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At 00:02:19,000, Character said: George, I really don't think that's the
way it works.

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At 00:02:22,240, Character said: Oh, no? Then how do you explain that?

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At 00:02:28,650, Character said: Done with the cleaning. I washed the
dishes. I cleaned the stove.

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At 00:02:31,790, Character said: I even polished the toaster oven. Hey, I
should be on TV more often. Yeah, they

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At 00:02:36,050, Character said: need a replacement for the Munsters.

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At 00:02:39,630, Character said: Louise, let me know when the TV people
get here or when she leaves.

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At 00:02:42,470, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:02:43,450, Character said: The bedroom. We g***t another mirror in
there. I mean, I g***t to be fair and give

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At 00:02:46,190, Character said: all the mirrors equal chance.

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At 00:02:50,370, Character said: It's working.

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At 00:02:51,410, Character said: He's absolutely convinced that he's
going to be on Manhattan up close.

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At 00:02:57,019, Character said: Yeah, I can't wait to see his face when
he finds out he's really going to be on

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At 00:03:00,380, Character said: bobbles, bungles, and boo -boos.

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At 00:03:04,260, Character said: Miss Jefferson, you're a genius.

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At 00:03:06,020, Character said: Well, yes.

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At 00:03:07,780, Character said: Well, no.

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At 00:03:09,720, Character said: Well, what the heck, yes.

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At 00:03:12,840, Character said: But I just can't believe how perfectly
it worked out.

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At 00:03:16,700, Character said: I mean, I was just complaining to George
about how there was no excitement

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At 00:03:21,600, Character said: happening for us anymore.

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At 00:03:23,500, Character said: And then the next thing I know, this man
approaches me in the supermarket and

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At 00:03:27,500, Character said: asks if there's anybody in my life I'd
like to poke fun at on TV.

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At 00:03:32,520, Character said: And how many milliseconds did it take
you to answer?

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At 00:03:37,040, Character said: Now, this whole trick centers around
George's precious cleaning fluid.

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At 00:03:42,680, Character said: You did switch the bottles.

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At 00:03:44,680, Character said: Oh, yeah, I switched them all right.

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At 00:03:46,430, Character said: I wouldn't miss this for nothing in the
world.

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At 00:03:48,430, Character said: Me neither.

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At 00:03:50,470, Character said: Oh, they're here.

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At 00:03:52,230, Character said: George, they're here!

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At 00:03:55,790, Character said: Okay, okay.

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At 00:03:57,390, Character said: Stay calm.

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At 00:03:58,430, Character said: Look, Floyd, get the door.

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At 00:04:00,090, Character said: I'll be sitting over here looking
natural.

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At 00:04:06,530, Character said: Hi. Stan Froman, Manhattan up close?

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At 00:04:09,370, Character said: Are the Jeffersons in? Because if
they're not, we don't have a show

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At 00:04:12,170, Character said: Oh, sure, Mr. Perlman. Come on in. We've
been expecting you.

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At 00:04:14,990, Character said: Hi, Sted.

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At 00:04:16,070, Character said: It's nice to see you again. Nice to see
you, Mrs. Jefferson.

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At 00:04:18,870, Character said: Oh, meet my cameraman, Daisy.

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At 00:04:21,890, Character said: Can't call me a sexist. I hire broads
all the time.

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At 00:04:26,290, Character said: I see.

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At 00:04:27,710, Character said: Well, let me tell George you're here.

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At 00:04:30,050, Character said: Right. George?

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At 00:04:34,170, Character said: Oh, just a sec, Weas.

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At 00:04:37,010, Character said: What is it, sweetheart?

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At 00:04:40,390, Character said: Stan Froman is here. Froman?

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At 00:04:42,410, Character said: From Manhattan up close.

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At 00:04:44,350, Character said: Oh, Stan, how are you?

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At 00:04:46,170, Character said: Nice meeting you, Mr. Jefferson. I hope
I didn't interrupt your reading. No, no,

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At 00:04:49,870, Character said: I didn't have much of a plot anyway.

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At 00:04:51,230, Character said: The dictionary?

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At 00:04:53,110, Character said: I thought it was a little wordy.

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At 00:04:57,110, Character said: A little confusing, too, wasn't it?

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At 00:05:00,410, Character said: You're reading it upside down.

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At 00:05:03,810, Character said: I'd like for you to meet my maid,
Florence, who just blew her TV career.

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At 00:05:08,830, Character said: And, of course, you've met my wife,
Louise. I have.

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At 00:05:11,030, Character said: Now, folks, listen. We want to make this
as smooth as possible. All we're going

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At 00:05:14,850, Character said: to do is just follow you around with the
camera and see what a typical evening

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At 00:05:18,850, Character said: is like here at the Jeffersons. All
right? You know something? It's too bad

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At 00:05:21,550, Character said: didn't get here a half hour early. The
mayor stopped by for a minute.

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At 00:05:24,490, Character said: The mayor? What did he want?

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At 00:05:26,050, Character said: Ah, the usual. Something about New York.

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At 00:05:30,090, Character said: That's certainly our loss. But, folks,
look, let's get to work. Now, we're

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At 00:05:33,530, Character said: to go walk out the hall again, and we'll
start the tape rolling with the

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At 00:05:37,350, Character said: greeting at the door, okay? Okay, okay.

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At 00:05:39,870, Character said: Okay,

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At 00:05:41,970, Character said: let's get ready. Now.

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At 00:05:43,490, Character said: All right, now, where's your answer to
the door, okay? Just act natural.

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At 00:05:46,550, Character said: Floss, what are you doing?

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At 00:05:47,750, Character said: Nothing. Perfect, that's natural.

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At 00:05:51,870, Character said: Ah, Mr. Jefferson.

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At 00:05:53,590, Character said: Cut, cut, cut.

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At 00:06:05,480, Character said: Jefferson? Why, if it isn't Stan Froman
from Manhattan up close.

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At 00:06:10,980, Character said: George, look who's here.

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At 00:06:12,580, Character said: Stan, Stan Froman, how are you? Come in.
Thank you.

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At 00:06:16,100, Character said: Ah, it is my pleasure to introduce you
to my wife, Louise.

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At 00:06:19,340, Character said: And I guess I'll have to introduce you
to our maid, Florence.

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At 00:06:23,220, Character said: Hi, Stan.

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At 00:06:24,560, Character said: I watch your show all the time.

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At 00:06:26,740, Character said: I think it's one of the classiest shows
on TV. Well, thank you.

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At 00:06:30,620, Character said: So what you g***t him on for?

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At 00:06:36,080, Character said: I see this is going to be a very lively
interview.

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At 00:06:38,480, Character said: Oh, by the way, Mr. Jefferson, may I
compliment you on a lovely apartment you

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At 00:06:42,020, Character said: and your husband have?

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At 00:06:43,000, Character said: Oh, please.

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At 00:06:46,000, Character said: Yes, we do, Stan.

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At 00:06:47,800, Character said: Take this lamp, for instance. There's
quite a story behind it. Well, we

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At 00:06:51,020, Character said: certainly want to hear it, okay?

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At 00:06:52,720, Character said: It was on sale, and my wife bought it.

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At 00:06:58,940, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:01,070, Character said: the story, Stan.

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At 00:07:02,430, Character said: And it's always fresh no matter how many
times I tell it.

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At 00:07:06,090, Character said: Good. Oh, I see you're an art buff, Mr.
Jefferson. Yes, we are, Stan.

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At 00:07:10,090, Character said: In fact, I remember the day Louise and I
walked into the gallery and I said to

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At 00:07:12,950, Character said: myself, I've g***t to have that painting.
What was it? The brush stroke? The mood?

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At 00:07:16,930, Character said: The color? Well, no. I noticed that the
ones that had the people in them cost

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At 00:07:20,410, Character said: twice as much.

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At 00:07:24,210, Character said: Well, the idea was for him to make a
fool of himself.

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At 00:07:29,680, Character said: I know, but I never dreamed it would
work out this well.

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At 00:07:34,320, Character said: Oh, you understand, I must say, this
painting has given us hours and hours of

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At 00:07:38,080, Character said: pleasure. In fact, sometimes we may
spread a blanket out under it, you know,

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At 00:07:42,060, Character said: have ourselves a little picnic.

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At 00:07:44,920, Character said: You know, it's like being at the ocean,
except you don't get sand on your feet.

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At 00:07:49,660, Character said: Oh, speaking of feet, did you see my new
wingtips?

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At 00:07:52,080, Character said: Uh, maybe a little later.

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At 00:07:53,760, Character said: But right now, we want to hear more
about George Jefferson the Professional.

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At 00:07:58,020, Character said: Okay, well...

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At 00:08:00,240, Character said: I'm a dry cleaner. I have seven stores.

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At 00:08:02,600, Character said: Wait a minute. I shouldn't be bragging
about myself.

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