Diamond Jackson - Bill Bailey Aching For A***l Subtitles

At 00:00:06,929, Character said: I can't believe you brought me here.

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At 00:00:10,830, Character said: Where are all the hot guys?

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At 00:00:13,610, Character said: If I don't get f***d soon, I'm gonna
explode.

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At 00:00:17,430, Character said: Girl, you just g***t a divorce.

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At 00:00:21,450, Character said: Don't you think you should wait a little
while before you start picking up

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At 00:00:24,610, Character said: strange guys in a bar?

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At 00:00:25,950, Character said: No way. I'm finally free to f***k whoever
I want.

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At 00:00:31,120, Character said: I should just go. This isn't for me.

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At 00:00:33,780, Character said: No. Please stay.

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At 00:00:35,900, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:37,240, Character said: I'm being a bad friend.

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At 00:00:39,060, Character said: Let's just catch up, okay?

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At 00:00:40,920, Character said: Okay. Alright. I'm gonna go check on
Danny and the kids.

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At 00:00:52,920, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:00:54,660, Character said: How you doing?

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At 00:00:56,800, Character said: Real well now.

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At 00:00:59,240, Character said: I know.

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At 00:01:00,540, Character said: I don't know what I'm doing here either.

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At 00:01:03,720, Character said: It's freaking like she wants to pretend
we're in college again.

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At 00:01:10,120, Character said: Of course I'm wearing my wedding ring.

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At 00:01:13,380, Character said: Are you kidding me?

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At 00:01:15,760, Character said: I'll never take that off.

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At 00:01:18,400, Character said: When I get home, I'm going to s***k your
d***k like it was our honeymoon.

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At 00:01:24,060, Character said: You know, back in college, I used to
blow all the bartenders.

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At 00:01:31,440, Character said: Their dicks were big.

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At 00:01:33,420, Character said: You g***t a big c***k?

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At 00:01:36,640, Character said: Please say yes.

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At 00:01:39,200, Character said: No,

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At 00:01:41,080, Character said: no, I won't be out long.

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At 00:01:43,000, Character said: Mm -mm.

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At 00:01:54,380, Character said: Whoa.

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At 00:01:56,320, Character said: But none of them bartenders were this
big.

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At 00:01:59,440, Character said: F***k. What is my thesis?

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At 00:02:02,660, Character said: I don't give a f***k.

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At 00:02:07,200, Character said: I've g***t a f***g big d***k in all my

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At 00:02:13,920, Character said: f***g arms.

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At 00:02:17,620, Character said: Look how f***g erect it is.

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At 00:02:42,440, Character said: Those veins start popping.

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At 00:02:47,520, Character said: So lickable.

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At 00:02:53,020, Character said: You're gonna make my holes big for this
big d***k, aren't you?

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At 00:03:15,720, Character said: Just looking at it makes my mouth water.

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At 00:03:26,100, Character said: Fuckin' lickable balls.

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At 00:03:32,500, Character said: Look

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At 00:03:33,220, Character said: at

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At 00:03:41,520, Character said: it.

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At 00:03:42,360, Character said: It's getting bigger.

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At 00:03:45,580, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:04:21,420, Character said: What is this?

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At 00:05:09,320, Character said: Stick your finger in my a***s.

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At 00:05:15,280, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:05:19,920, Character said: That's a big pump, that s***t.

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At 00:05:50,480, Character said: I can't take it anymore.

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At 00:05:52,400, Character said: I want you to put that big c***k in my
a***s.

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At 00:05:56,300, Character said: Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:05:59,340, Character said: Mm -hmm. Sure, honey.

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At 00:06:02,780, Character said: I love you, too.

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At 00:06:04,720, Character said: I promise I'll rush home.

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At 00:06:14,100, Character said: So, how's the fam?

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At 00:06:16,960, Character said: Oh, they're great.

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At 00:06:19,310, Character said: Kids wanted to stay up all night, so
Danny's g***t them all hopped up on sugar.

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At 00:06:23,750, Character said: He's pretty hopped up, too.

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At 00:06:26,070, Character said: Really? He is going to get it later
tonight. Oh, my God.

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At 00:06:31,670, Character said: Lucky.

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At 00:06:33,130, Character said: So, how old are your kids?

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At 00:06:35,650, Character said: They are six and eight now.

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At 00:06:37,970, Character said: The oldest, we just started in violin
lessons. Her teacher is amazing.

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At 00:06:42,950, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:06:44,510, Character said: So much has been going on. Yeah?

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At 00:06:48,330, Character said: Yeah. If you know how everything just
seems to pass by. Yeah, it happens all

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At 00:06:53,400, Character said: once, you know? God, I feel like they
were just in kindergarten.

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At 00:06:56,420, Character said: Aw. God.

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At 00:06:57,700, Character said: And now we have this a***e f***g
neighbor. Oh, my God. He doesn't want to

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At 00:07:02,100, Character said: share the good neighbor fence, and he's,
like, ripping up my garden.

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At 00:07:05,660, Character said: F***k.

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At 00:07:06,920, Character said: It is... You know this home ownership?

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At 00:07:09,160, Character said: I don't... I just... It's... I think it
might be overrated.

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At 00:07:13,240, Character said: I can't...

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At 00:07:14,960, Character said: I can't even grow roses without a
complaint.

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At 00:07:17,400, Character said: Oh, is that so? I just don't even
understand it. Sometimes I wish I could

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At 00:07:20,580, Character said: back to being single again. Like back in
the days when we had no kids and no

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At 00:07:25,680, Character said: responsibilities. Could f***k whenever I
wanted to.

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At 00:07:29,480, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:07:31,500, Character said: So tell me more about these TTA beads.

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At 00:07:34,260, Character said: Oh, my God. They s***k. You would not
believe the women that go to these

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At 00:07:38,820, Character said: They're fat, wearing sweatpants, and all
they do is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

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At 00:07:42,060, Character said: bitch, bitch, bitch.

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At 00:07:43,390, Character said: I'm like, my kid this, and my kid that,
and my kid... No, f***k that. Wow.

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At 00:07:48,010, Character said: It is the biggest pain in my a***s.

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At 00:07:52,070, Character said: Yeah. Big.

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At 00:07:53,790, Character said: Big. Big. You know it. You know it. Oh,
my God.

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At 00:07:59,370, Character said: My heart.

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At 00:08:00,410, Character said: Blows me away.

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At 00:08:01,830, Character said: Blows me away. It's like they're trying
to stretch my last nerve.

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At 00:08:07,010, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:08:08,070, Character said: Oh, stretch.

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At 00:08:09,270, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:08:10,880, Character said: You get it. I know. You get it. You feel
me. Oh, yeah. I can tell. Oh, I feel

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At 00:08:15,240, Character said: it. I feel it. I know. Holy s***t, I feel
it. Big a***s pain. Oh, f***k. Big, big

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At 00:08:20,940, Character said: pain in my a***s. Oh, yes, yes.

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At 00:08:24,680, Character said: But other than the PTA and my a***e
neighbors, life is good. I g***t a good

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At 00:08:30,120, Character said: husband. The kids are great. You know, I
really can't complain.

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At 00:08:35,440, Character said: So, sounds like everything's good.

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At 00:08:43,850, Character said: Is he doing something to you?

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At 00:08:46,970, Character said: Who? The bartender.

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At 00:08:51,970, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:54,450, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:08:57,590, Character said: Diamond! Relax.

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At 00:09:00,630, Character said: You two are... Who does this?

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At 00:09:04,750, Character said: I do not believe this.

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At 00:09:08,050, Character said: I can't. I can't deal with this. I'm
leaving.

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At 00:09:16,330, Character said: That is the biggest d***k I have ever
seen.

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At 00:09:25,550, Character said: F***k yeah.

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At 00:09:31,450, Character said: Now that's the Simone I know.

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At 00:09:48,880, Character said: I'm going to put that big thing back in
my hat.

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At 00:09:51,800, Character said: F***k yeah.

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At 00:09:52,940, Character said: Oh, right there.

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At 00:09:54,120, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:09:57,720, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:03,140, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:07,000, Character said: Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:11,000, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:11,900, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:13,080, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:10:34,080, Character said: F***k my friend, Mr.

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At 00:10:35,980, Character said: Bartender.

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At 00:10:41,500, Character said: It's a big d***k. I can't believe you can
take that big of a d***k in your a***s.

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At 00:11:05,129, Character said: You're such a filthy s***t.

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At 00:11:07,810, Character said: I ** a filthy s***t. You are. You better
not tell my husband about this. Oh,

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At 00:11:14,070, Character said: yeah, I won't. You know I'm not going to
do that. If he finds out, he'll kill

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At 00:11:18,350, Character said: me. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:11:33,980, Character said: Oh

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At 00:11:50,939, Character said: Yeah. Oh, s***t. Ooh, ooh, ooh,

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At 00:11:55,740, Character said: ooh.

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At 00:11:56,940, Character said: So d***n good. Yes, yes, yes.

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At 00:13:21,130, Character said: How big your f***g d***k is. S***t.

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At 00:13:24,530, Character said: I hit the jackpot tonight, girl. We did.

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At 00:14:08,750, Character said: I do want this d***k.

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At 00:14:11,090, Character said: Give me this d***k.

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At 00:14:16,010, Character said: Give

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At 00:14:16,910, Character said: me

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At 00:14:24,630, Character said: this d***k.

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At 00:14:42,570, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:14:43,770, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:14:47,570, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:14:50,150, Character said: You want this s***t?

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At 00:14:52,090, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:14:54,930, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:14:57,210, Character said: Take it all up in there. I want it in my
a***s.

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At 00:15:02,050, Character said: I want it in your a***s, too. F***k yeah.

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At 00:15:05,210, Character said: F***k yeah. I knew you were crazy.

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At 00:15:14,510, Character said: Holy s***t.

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At 00:15:16,450, Character said: Just like that.

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At 00:15:18,950, Character said: Yeah. Clamp down on it.

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At 00:15:25,270, Character said: There you go.

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